Traffic Report For May 2012
If you have a complaint or comment regarding a post - send it to: firstname.lastname@example.org On any reports, the totals are for 'days submitted' and not for the actual number of jokes submitted. Submission dates are based upon Eastern Time. Although more than one joke may be submitted per day, for the 'Daily Submission' count, only one submission per day is countable for these totals.
If you actually read this, you will notice a few explanatory sentences. We wanted to let you know exactly how some of the statistics are calculated.
We are getting back on track with submissions. 3 Contributors submitted every day. The number of jokes are up, which makes the daily joke count up also. Number of contributors are also up. Keep it up guys & girls.
We are still having at least one Internet provider blocking us, Comcast. It is really a problem because it means no one from Comcast can keep on the list or post jokes. If any of our readers can do anything about that, please do so. PLEASE COMPLAIN to them.
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From: Raneboux Subject:White Folks (aDULLT)off to racists... Back in the early days of steam ships, a ship of rich white people sailed at sea. All of a sudden something happened to the ship and it was about to sink. Terrified, the people aboard didn't know what to do. Someone suggested they do what the Negroes did.....pray. But unfortunately no one knew what to say. So they called upon Titanus, a black cook on the ship and asked him to pray. Titanus agreed and came up on deck to pray. He started like this: "Lord on a day of hunger I went to a restaurant to get something to eat and the sign said: FOR WHITE FOLKS ONLY. I went to a water fountain to get water and the sign said: FOR WHITE FOLKS ONLY. Then Lord, I went to the restroom to take a shit and the sign said: FOR WHITE FOLKS ONLY. So Lord Almighty when this motherfucker sinks, let it be FOR WHITE FOLKS ONLY......................AMEN" -- If u cannot find the pot of gold....... ~Just enjoy the Raneboux~ RAINY GO 4th .... " :-> ------------------------------= = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = Doug Harter, Asst. Admin, Traffic Reporter and Archiver
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