Traffic Report for June 2004
- Introductory Comments
- Archive Information
- Traffic Report
- Countries Information
- Top 15 Contributors
- HumorList Information
- Contribution of Humor
- Month Index
The Humor List archives are being graciously hosted by
www.catweasel.org
Hi, everyone, this is Doug, with this month's traffic report. Once a
month, during the first part of the month, I send the report to
the entire HUMOR list. Welcome to the month of
June, 2004.
Again I had computer problems just when I was ready to do
the report. It looks this time like everything is fixed, I
hope. :-)
I am officially retired now. Maybe I can find some time to
put on the website and some of the minor bugs in the
reports.
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Subscribe to the UGA Humor List by sending an e-mail to
listserv@listserv.uga.edu and in the BODY of the e-mail put:
sub humor Joe Smith (Use your name instead of Joe Smith)
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These are the current sites for the archives:
humor.catweasel.org
(HTML, Text, and Zip copies of Digests and Yearly and
Monthly Traffic Reports)
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Traffic Report for June 2004
Week Sun Mon Tue Wed Thu Fri Sat
1 11 14 10 13 9
2 10 10 9 12 9 10 10
3 10 10 9 10 10 14 11
4 9 13 12 13 9 12 11
5 10 12 9 10
Jun May Jun Jun
2004 2004 2003 2002
# Jokes for the Month: 321 286 264 296
# days of submissions for the Month: 30 31 30 30
Average Jokes per day for the Month: 11 9 9 10
# Contributors for the Month: 22 20 22 22
# New Subscribers for the Month: * * * *
# Members Unsubscribed for the Month: * * * *
# Subscribers as of end of the Month: 3169 3201 7645 7609
# Contributors as of end of the Month: 62 62 626 618
# Countries as of end of the month: 69 69 87 88
* - Statistics not available
The above statistics are based on addresses registered to our listserver. It
does not include addresses which receive HUMOR by other than direct mailings.
The numbers include concealed/non-concealed subscribers
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The HumorList is sent daily to the following countries:
Argentina, Armenia, Australia, Austria, Belgium, Brazil, Brunei Darussalam,
Bulgaria, Canada, Chile, China, Cocos (Keeling) Islands, Costa Rica, Cyprus,
Czech Republic, Denmark, Egypt, Estonia, Finland, France, Germany,
Great Britain, Greece, Hong Kong, Hungary, Iceland, India, Indonesia, Iran,
Ireland, Israel, Italy, Jamaica, Japan, Kenya, Korea, Lebanon, Malaysia,
Malta, Mauritius, Mexico, Namibia, Netherlands, New Zealand, Norway,
Pakistan, Paraguay, Philippines, Portugal, Romania, Russian Federation,
Saudi Arabia, Singapore, Slovakia, South Africa, Spain, Sri Lanka, Sweden,
Switzerland, Taiwan, Tonga, Trinidad and Tobago, Turkey, Tuvalu, Uganda,
Ukraine, United Arab Emirates, USA, Viet Nam,
The countries list is generated from the last part of your email address.
If your address doesn't end with a country name, it is assumed to be
from the USA.
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And now, the Top 15 Contributors. This will show you which
Contributors are sending the most contributions of Humor each month.
Those who are posting every day are noted.
Top 15 Contributors from 6/1/2004 to 6/30/2004
Contributor # Posts
*Terry Tubman 30
*Sandy - AKA Ms Sam 30
*Paul Benoit 30
*Marsha in Texas 30
*MICKEY HENNIGAN 30
*Les Pourciau 30
*Bill Stebbins 30
Terry Galan 28
Maurizio Mariotti 20
Tom and Carrol 15
Marianne E Rantz 11
Randall Woodman 10
Stan Kegel 5
Jim Mica 5
Emko Witteveen 5
* - Contributed Every Digest/Day
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The Humor staff is comprised of:
Jay Harman, Listowner
Larry Randall, Examiner & Rules Enforcer
Doug Harter, Archivist and Traffic Reporter
Bill Edwards, Founder and Listowner Emeritus
HUMOR GOALS
A daily average of 10-20 examples of humor.
A diversity of humor: sources, forms, subjects.
Freedom of expression for contributors.
Protection of sensitivities for readers (heading warning
requirement).
HUMOR CONTRIBUTOR RULES (brief version)
Subject line should disclose the subject of the humor.
Subject line should include warning if potentially offensive.
One contribution per day.
Only substantial examples of verbal humor should be posted.
Discussion, requests, and criticisms are not to be posted.
No personal attacks, apologies, reactions or retractions.
Articles should normally be shorter than 25 lines (99 lines max).
Conserve bandwidth: Avoid blank lines; No ASCII art or sig file.
A contributor who violates the rules may be suspended.
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To Subscribe to the Humor List:
Send an e-mail to:
leave the subject area blank; in the BODY of the letter,
type: SUB HUMOR yourfirstname yourlastname
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A few of the more widely used commands:
Send an e-mail to:
leave the subject area blank; in the BODY of the letter, type:
GET HUMOR GUIDE become a contributor
QUERY HUMOR check your settings
SIGNOFF HUMOR leave the main list (unsubscribe)
SIGNOFF HUMOR-P leave the contributor's list
SET HUMOR NOMAIL stop all mail for a temporary period
SET HUMOR MAIL receive humor as it is posted
SET HUMOR DIGEST daily collections of humor (default)
SET HUMOR CONCEAL conceal your address from spammers
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And finally, the one feature which has been featured in all Traffic Reports,
the contribution of Humor. Since, I am not a real regular contributor, I will
not be providing new Humor. Instead, I will provide a joke from the archives.
It will be at least 14 months old, so most of you won't remember it. You will
either see the joke below or a link to the joke, not the actual joke, although
I will provide the Subject line (Topic). Since there are now HTML versions of
all Digests, it will point to the joke itself.
My contribution of Humor from the Archives:
This joke is too long for the Traffic Report. The link will be shown.
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Doug Harter, Traffic Reporter and Archiver
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