Traffic Report for September 2003

  1. Introductory Comments
  2. Archive Information
  3. Traffic Report
  4. Countries Information
  5. Top 15 Contributors
  6. HumorList Information
  7. Contribution of Humor
  8. Month Index
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Hi, everyone, this is Doug, with this month's traffic report. Once a month, during the first part of the month, I send the report to the entire HUMOR list. Welcome to the month of September, 2003.


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sub humor Joe Smith   (Use your name instead of Joe Smith)
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These are the current sites for the archives:
  • humor.catweasel.org (HTML, Text, and Zip copies of Digests and Yearly and Monthly Traffic Reports) Back to Top = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = Traffic Report for September 2003 Week Sun Mon Tue Wed Thu Fri Sat 1 12 9 13 11 9 7 2 9 10 11 13 11 12 10 3 9 11 8 8 11 9 9 4 10 9 8 11 10 9 9 5 8 9 11 Sep Aug Sep Sep 2003 2003 2002 2001 # Jokes for the Month: 296 311 299 283 # days of submissions for the Month: 30 31 30 30 Average Jokes per day for the Month: 10 10 10 9 # Contributors for the Month: 22 22 20 29 # New Subscribers for the Month: * * * * # Members Unsubscribed for the Month: * * * * # Subscribers as of end of the Month: 7673 7672 7638 7393 # Contributors as of end of the Month: 630 629 617 614 # Countries as of end of the month: 88 87 90 87 * - Statistics not available The above statistics are based on addresses registered to our listserver. It does not include addresses which receive HUMOR by other than direct mailings. The numbers include concealed/non-concealed subscribers Back to Top = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = The HumorList is sent daily to the following countries: Argentina, Armenia, Australia, Austria, Belarus, Belgium, Bermuda, Brazil, Brunei Darussalam, Bulgaria, Canada, Chile, China, Cocos (Keeling) Islands, Colombia, Cook Islands, Costa Rica, Cuba, Cyprus, Czech Republic, Denmark, Ecuador, Egypt, Estonia, Finland, France, French Southern Territories, Georgia, Germany, Great Britain, Greece, Hong Kong, Hungary, Iceland, India, Indonesia, Iran, Ireland, Israel, Italy, Jamaica, Japan, Kenya, Korea, Kuwait, Lebanon, Lithuania, Macau, Malaysia, Malta, Mauritius, Mexico, Namibia, Netherlands, New Zealand, Norway, Oman, Pakistan, Panama, Philippines, Poland, Portugal, Qatar, Romania, Russian Federation, Saudi Arabia, Singapore, Slovakia, South Africa, Spain, Sri Lanka, Sweden, Switzerland, Taiwan, Thailand, Tonga, Trinidad and Tobago, Tunisia, Turkey, Tuvalu, Uganda, Ukraine, United Arab Emirates, USA, Viet Nam, Yugoslavia, Zambia, Zimbabwe, The countries list is generated from the last part of your email address. If your address doesn't end with a country name, it is assumed to be from the USA. Back to Top = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = And now, the Top 15 Contributors. This will show you which Contributors are sending the most contributions of Humor each month. Those who are posting every day are noted. Top 15 Contributors from 9/1/2003 to 9/30/2003 Contributor # Posts *Paul Benoit 30 *Marsha in Texas 30 *Marianne E Rantz 30 *MICKEY HENNIGAN 30 *Les Pourciau 30 Bill Stebbins 29 Terry Galan 24 Maurizio Mariotti 15 Tom and Carrol 13 Lee Bradley 13 Terry Tubman 11 Randall Woodman 11 Damien Hood 8 Jim Mica 7 RANEBOUX 4 * - Contributed Every Digest/Day Back to Top = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = The Humor staff is comprised of: Jay Harman, Listowner Larry Randall, Examiner & Rules Enforcer Doug Harter, Archivist and Traffic Reporter Bill Edwards, Founder and Listowner Emeritus HUMOR GOALS A daily average of 10-20 examples of humor. A diversity of humor: sources, forms, subjects. Freedom of expression for contributors. Protection of sensitivities for readers (heading warning requirement). HUMOR CONTRIBUTOR RULES (brief version) Subject line should disclose the subject of the humor. Subject line should include warning if potentially offensive. One contribution per day. Only substantial examples of verbal humor should be posted. Discussion, requests, and criticisms are not to be posted. No personal attacks, apologies, reactions or retractions. Articles should normally be shorter than 25 lines (99 lines max). Conserve bandwidth: Avoid blank lines; No ASCII art or sig file. A contributor who violates the rules may be suspended. = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = To Subscribe to the Humor List: Send an e-mail to: leave the subject area blank; in the BODY of the letter, type: SUB HUMOR yourfirstname yourlastname - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - A few of the more widely used commands: Send an e-mail to: leave the subject area blank; in the BODY of the letter, type: GET HUMOR GUIDE become a contributor QUERY HUMOR check your settings SIGNOFF HUMOR leave the main list (unsubscribe) SIGNOFF HUMOR-P leave the contributor's list SET HUMOR NOMAIL stop all mail for a temporary period SET HUMOR MAIL receive humor as it is posted SET HUMOR DIGEST daily collections of humor (default) SET HUMOR CONCEAL conceal your address from spammers Back to Top = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = And finally, the one feature which has been featured in all Traffic Reports, the contribution of Humor. Since, I am not a real regular contributor, I will not be providing new Humor. Instead, I will provide a joke from the archives. It will be at least 14 months old, so most of you won't remember it. You will either see the joke below or a link to the joke, not the actual joke, although I will provide the Subject line (Topic). Since there are now HTML versions of all Digests, it will point to the joke itself. My contribution of Humor from the Archives:
    
    A man and his wife were driving on the highway when a state
    policeman
    appeared in their mirror, obviously wanting them to pull over.
     The man
    pulls over, and the officer approaches the car.
    
    State cop: "License and registration please."
    Man:  "I'm sorry officer, what seems to be the problem?"
    State cop: "I clocked you on radar doing 75mph."
    Man:  "There must be some mistake, I was only going 65."
    Wife:  "Oh Harold, you were going at least 80!"
    State cop: "I'm also citing you for having a tail light out."
    Man:  "But officer, I wasn't aware it was out."
    Wife:  "Oh Harold, you know it's been out for two months."
    State Cop: "I'm also fining you for not wearing your seat
    belt."
    Man:  "But officer, I just took it off as you were approaching
    my car."
    Wife:  "Oh Harold, you know you never wear your seat belt."
    Man:  "Listen you dumb b*tch, shut your f*ckin' mouth!!!"
    State Cop: "Ma'am, does he always talk to you this way?
    Wife:  "Only when he's drunk......."
    
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                 Doug Harter, Traffic Reporter and Archiver
                       
    
    
    
    
    
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