Traffic Report for 2001

  1. Introductory Comments
  2. Annual Statistics Jan Thru Jun
  3. Annual Statistics Jul Thru Dec
  4. Yearly Totals
  5. Number Submissions By Hour
  6. Top 25 Contributors
  7. Humor List Archives
  8. Contribution of Humor
  9. Year Index
The Humor List archives are being graciously hosted by Host995 Hi, everyone. This is Doug with the Annual Traffic Report for 2001 . Below the summary data for this year, I have included the corresponding data for last year, if it is available.


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                     Annual Traffic Report for HUMOR, 2001
                     (Average Number of Articles Posted)
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                 Jan       Feb       Mar       Apr       May       Jun
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Sunday             8        10         9        10         7         6
Monday            11        10         9        10         6         9
Tuesday           14        10        10         9         8         8
Wednesday         12        13        10        10         7         9
Thursday          14        12        11        10         8         8
Friday            13        14        12        10         9         9
Saturday           8        10        10         9         7         7
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Total            351       316       320       290       236       240
[2000]           209       203       227       215       203       185
Average           11        11        10        10         8         8
[2000]            11        11        10        10         8         8

Subscribe       6178      6136      6222      6633      7034      7347
[2000]          7990      7753      7498      7225      6950      6763

Countries         84        84        84        84        84        84
[2000]            89        88        87        86        85        85

Contribs         611       613       614       614       613       613
[2000]           599       603       607       610       609       609

Mon Contr         33        32        33        29        22        24
[2000]            36        35        35        39        33        24

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                     Annual Traffic Report for HUMOR, 2001
                     (Average Number of Articles Posted)
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                 Jul       Aug       Sep       Oct       Nov       Dec
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Sunday             7         9         8         9         8        11
Monday             9        10        12        11        10        11
Tuesday           11        11        10        11        10         9
Wednesday          9        10         8        11        10        12
Thursday           8        11         9        10         9        11
Friday            11        11        11        12        10        11
Saturday           8         9         8        10        10         9
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Total            279       317       283       337       286       327
[2000]           224       260       253       305       321       403
Average            9        10         9        11        10        11
[2000]             9        10         9        11        10        11

Subscribe       7367      7375      7393      7417      7434      7536
[2000]          6495      6359      6342      6294      6250      6205

Countries         85        87        87        87        88        89
[2000]            84        84        84        84        84        85

Contribs         614       613       614       614       615       617
[2000]           609       607       607       609       610       611

Mon Contr         27        29        29        30        23        24
[2000]            31        30        30        29        39        37

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Yearly Totals 
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Total Postings for 2001: 3582
Average Postings per day for 2001: 10
Total Postings for 2000: 3008
Average Postings per day for 2000: 8

Average Subscribers for 2001: 7006
Average Subscribers for 2000: 6844

Average Countries for 2001: 86
Average Countries for 2000: 85

Average Contributors for 2001: 614
Average Contributors for 2000: 608

Average Month Contributors for 2001: 28
Average Month Contributors for 2000: 33

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Number Submissions By Hour
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00 to 11     95   58   53   22   15  194  324  596  439  333  249  161
12 to 23    108  125   91   93   78   84   81   69   77   95   71   62

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And now, the Top 25 Contributors for the year. This will let you know who
our most prolific posters are. Give each of them a round of applause.
     Top 25 Contributors from 1/1/2001 to 12/31/2001(365 days)


Contributor                                      # Posts

Bill Stebbins                                    338
Les Pourciau                                     337
The Punk With The Stutter                        336
Terry Galan                                      306
Mickey Hennigan                                  296
Paul Benoit                                      231
Sandy - AKA Ms Sam                               228
Randall Woodman                                  217
Emko Witteveen                                   124
Rose Vos                                         118
Stan Kegel                                       117
Maurizio Mariotti                                96
Jim Mica                                         73
Raneboux                                         72
Rollo Tomasi                                     71
Lee Bradley                                      64
Chalapathi Rao Poduri                            49
Keith E. Sullivan                                48
Yeow Jit San (Benjamin) (Central)                36
Ken Brousseau Sr.                                38
Jimmy Farrar                                     31
Thomas Rowe                                      23
Jack Shea                                        22
Musat, Bob                                       15
Jared Rachwalski                                 14



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These are the current sites for the archives:
  • archive.thehumorlist.us (HTML copies of Digests and Yearly and Monthly Traffic Reports) Back to Top = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = And finally, the one feature which has been featured in all Traffic Reports, the contribution of Humor. Since, I am not a real regular contributor, I will not be providing new Humor. Instead, I will provide a joke from the archives. It will be at least 14 months old, so most of you won't remember it. You will either see the joke below or a link to the joke, not the actual joke, although I will provide the Subject line (Topic). Since there are now HTML versions of all Digests, it will point to the joke itself. My contribution of Humor from the Archives:
    From: Rosen
    Subject:Deep Thoughts, 2 of 3 or 4<not off.>
    
    
    This is installment to of maybe 3 or 4 of Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handy,
    from Saturday Night Live. People have posted only a few of these in the
    past. Enjoy 8*)
    
    It's easy to sit there and say you'd like to have more money.  And I
    guess that's what I like about it.  It's easy.  Just sitting there,
    rocking back and forth, wanting that money.
    ==========
    If you ever reach total enlightenment while you're drinking a beer, I
    bet
    it makes beer shoot out your nose.
    ==========
    To me, clowns aren't funny.  In fact, they're kinda scary.  I've
    wondered
    where this started and I think it goes back to the time I went to the
    circus
    and a clown killed my dad.
    ==========
    As the light changed from red to green to yellow and back to red again,
    I sat there thinking about life.  Was it nothing more than a bunch of
    honking and yelling?  Sometimes it seemed that way.
    ==========
    I can picture in my mind a world without war, a world without hate.  And
    I can picture us attacking that world, because they'd never expect it.
    ==========
    I hope some animal never bores a hole in my head and lays its eggs in
    my brain, because later you might think you're having a good idea but
    it's just eggs hatching.
    ==========
    Whenever you read a good book, it's like the author is right there, in
    the room talking to you, which is why I don't like to read good books.
    ==========
    What is it about a beautiful sunny afternoon, with the birds singing
    and the wind rustling through the leaves, that makes you want to get
    drunk?
    
    And after you're real drunk, maybe go down to the public park and
    stagger around and ask people for money, and then lay down and go to
    sleep.
    ==========
    Instead of a trap door, what about a trap window?  The guy looks out
    it, and if he leans too far, he falls out.  Wait.  I guess that's like
    a regular window.
    ==========
    During the Middle Ages, probably one of the biggest mistakes was not
    putting on your armor because you were "just going down to the corner."
    ==========
    If I ever get real rich, I hope I'm not real mean to poor people, like
    I am now.
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    When I found the skull in the woods, the first thing I did was call the
    police.  But then I got curious about it.  I picked it up, and started
    wondering who this person was, and why he had deer horns.
    ==========
    I remember how my great-uncle Jerry would sit on the porch and whittle
    all day long.  Once he whittled me a toy boat out of a larger toy boat
    I had.  It was almost as good as the first one, except now it had bumpy
    whittle marks all over it.  And no paint, because he had whittled off
    the paint.
    ==========
    Here's a good thing to do if you go to a party and you don't know
    anybody: First take out the garbage.  Then go around and collect any
    extra garbage that people might have, like a crumpled napkin, and take
    that out too.  Pretty soon people will want to meet the busy garbage
    guy.
    ==========
    Sometimes I think you have to march right in and demand your rights,
    even if you don't know what your rights are, or who the person is
    you're talking to.  Then on the way out, slam the door.
    ==========
    If you're a cowboy and you're dragging a guy behind your horse, I bet
    it would really make you mad if you looked back and the guy was reading
    a magazine.
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    If your friend is already dead, and being eaten by vultures, I think
    it's okay to feed some bits of your friend to one of the vultures, to
    teach him to do some tricks.  But only if you're serious about adopting
    the vulture.
    ==========
    Broken promises don't upset me.  I just think, why did they believe me?
    ==========
    If you ever crawl inside an old hollow log and go to sleep, and while
    you're in there some guys come and seal up both ends and then put it
    on a truck and take it to another city, boy, I don't know what to tell
    you.
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    One thing vampire children have to be taught early on is, don't run
    with a wooden stake.
    ==========
    If you go to a costume party at your boss's house, wouldn't you think a
    good costume would be to dress up like the boss's wife?  Trust me, it's
    not.
    
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