Traffic Report for May 2000

  1. Introductory Comments
  2. Archive Information
  3. Traffic Report
  4. Countries Information
  5. Top 15 Contributors
  6. HumorList Information
  7. Best Jokes
  8. Contribution of Humor
  9. Month Index
The Humor List archives are being graciously hosted by www.catweasel.org

Hi, everyone, this is Doug, with this month's traffic report. Once a month, during the first 10 days of that month, I send the report to the entire HUMOR list. Welcome to the month of May, 2000.

Several features are new to the Traffic Report. These are the Top 15 Contributors and the Best Jokes of the month. I am also going to make you work for the Best Jokes and Contributions of Humor. The jokes themselves will not be shown, only the link. Follow the link if you want to see what the joke is. For more information on this, see the Best Jokes section.

My new E-Mail address is djharter@aol.com. Larry Randall also wanted me to change his. Both new addresses are shown in the list below.

When I set up this report, I tried to make it easy to generate. (It is generated from my database of jokes). Best jokes are time consuming to pick.

To make the report easier to generate, I am eliminating Best Jokes and replacing it with Contributor Spotlight. Next month's spotlight - Bill Stebbins.


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These are the current sites for the archives:
  • humor.catweasel.org (HTML, Text, and Zip copies of Digests and Yearly and Monthly Traffic Reports) Back to Top = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = Traffic Report for May 2000 Week Sun Mon Tue Wed Thu Fri Sat 1 9 7 10 9 9 6 2 1 8 8 2 10 7 5 3 3 5 8 9 9 8 5 4 4 7 8 9 7 3 4 5 5 4 7 7 May Apr May May 2000 2000 1999 1998 # Jokes for the Month: 204 216 266 336 # days of submissions for the Month: 31 30 31 31 Average Jokes per day for the Month: 7 7 9 11 # Contributors for the Month: 33 39 46 83 # New Subscribers for the Month: * * * * # Members Unsubscribed for the Month: * * * * # Subscribers as of end of the Month: 6950 7225 * 8333 # Contributors as of end of the Month: 609 610 * 675 # Countries as of end of the month: 85 86 * 106 * - Statistics not available The above statistics are based on addresses registered to our listserver. It does not include addresses which receive HUMOR by other than direct mailings. The numbers include concealed/non-concealed subscribers Back to Top = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = The HumorList is sent daily to the following countries: Argentina, Australia, Austria, Belarus, Belgium, Bermuda, Brazil, Brunei Darussalam, Bulgaria, Canada, Chile, China, Cocos (Keeling) Islands, Colombia, Cook Islands, Cyprus, Czech Republic, Denmark, Ecuador, Egypt, Estonia, Finland, France, Germany, Great Britain, Greece, Hong Kong, Hungary, Iceland, India, Indonesia, Iran, Ireland, Israel, Italy, Jamaica, Japan, Jordan, Kenya, Korea, Kuwait, Lebanon, Lithuania, Macau, Malaysia, Malta, Mauritius, Mexico, Nepal, Netherlands, New Zealand, Norway, Oman, Pakistan, Paraguay, Philippines, Poland, Portugal, Qatar, Romania, Russian Federation, Saudi Arabia, Singapore, Slovakia, South Africa, Spain, Sri Lanka, Sweden, Switzerland, Taiwan, Thailand, Tonga, Trinidad and Tobago, Tunisia, Turkey, Turks and Ciacos Islands, Uganda, Ukraine, United Arab Emirates, USA, Venezuela, Viet Nam, Yugoslavia, Zambia, Zimbabwe, Back to Top = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = And now, the Top 15 Contributors. This will show you which Contributors are sending the most contributions of Humor each month. Those who are posting every day are noted. Top 15 Contributors from 5/1/2000 to 5/31/2000 Contributor # Posts Les Pourciau at UMem 24 Terry Galan 21 Paul Benoit 20 Bill Stebbins 17 Chalapathi Rao Poduri 16 Stan Kegel 15 RANEBOUX 13 Randall Woodman 11 Jim Mica 8 Jimmy Farrar 6 Terry Tubman 5 Ken Brousseau Sr 5 Lee_Bradley 4 Grady Lacy 4 Rowe, Tom 3 Back to Top = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = The Humor staff is comprised of: Jay Harman, Listowner Larry Randall, Examiner & Rules Enforcer Doug Harter, Archivist and Traffic Reporter Bill Edwards, Founder and Listowner Emeritus HUMOR GOALS A daily average of 10-20 examples of humor. A diversity of humor: sources, forms, subjects. Freedom of expression for contributors. Protection of sensitivities for readers (heading warning requirement). HUMOR CONTRIBUTOR RULES (brief version) Subject line should disclose the subject of the humor. Subject line should include warning if potentially offensive. One contribution per day. Only substantial examples of verbal humor should be posted. Discussion, requests, and criticisms are not to be posted. No personal attacks, apologies, reactions or retractions. Articles should normally be shorter than 25 lines (99 lines max). Conserve bandwidth: Avoid blank lines; No ASCII art or sig file. A contributor who violates the rules may be suspended. = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = To Subscribe to the Humor List: Send an e-mail to: leave the subject area blank; in the BODY of the letter, type: SUB HUMOR yourfirstname yourlastname - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - A few of the more widely used commands: Send an e-mail to: leave the subject area blank; in the BODY of the letter, type: GET HUMOR GUIDE become a contributor QUERY HUMOR check your settings SIGNOFF HUMOR leave the main list (unsubscribe) SIGNOFF HUMOR-P leave the contributor's list SET HUMOR NOMAIL stop all mail for a temporary period SET HUMOR MAIL receive humor as it is posted SET HUMOR DIGEST daily collections of humor (default) SET HUMOR CONCEAL conceal your address from spammers Back to Top = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = I am going to try to choose the BEST Jokes of the month. Just remember, this is MY opinion, not those of the other ListOwners or anyone else. Your tastes may differ and you may feel differently. I will only provide a link to the joke, not the actual joke, although I will provide the Subject line (Topic). Since there are now HTML versions of all Digests, it will point to the joke itself. So here they are: (ta da) One of the Best Jokes of the month: Another of the Best Jokes of the month: Back to Top = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = And finally, the one feature which has been featured in all Traffic Reports, the contribution of Humor. Since, I am not a real regular contributor, I will not be providing new Humor. Instead, I will provide a joke from the archives. It will be at least 14 months old, so most of you won't remember it. Again I will provide only the link, with the same comments on the link as in the Best Jokes section. My contribution of Humor from the Archives: = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = Doug Harter, Traffic Reporter and Archiver Back to Top

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