Traffic Report for 2000

  1. Introductory Comments
  2. Annual Statistics Jan Thru Jun
  3. Annual Statistics Jul Thru Dec
  4. Yearly Totals
  5. Number Submissions By Hour
  6. Top 25 Contributors
  7. Humor List Archives
  8. Contribution of Humor
  9. Year Index
The Humor List archives are being graciously hosted by Host995 Hi, everyone. This is Doug with the Annual Traffic Report for 2000 . Below the summary data for this year, I have included the corresponding data for last year, if it is available.


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                     Annual Traffic Report for HUMOR, 2000
                     (Average Number of Articles Posted)
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                 Jan       Feb       Mar       Apr       May       Jun
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Sunday             5         4         5         5         3         4
Monday             7         7         9         8         7         7
Tuesday            8         7         7        10         8         8
Wednesday          9         8         7         8         7         8
Thursday           8         8         9        10         9         7
Friday             8         7         8         6         7         6
Saturday           4         6         5         5         5         3
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Total            209       203       227       215       203       185
[1999]           329       292       283       316       265       219
Average            7         7         7         7         7         6
[1999]             7         7         7         7         7         6

Subscribe       7990      7753      7498      7225      6950      6763
[1999]          7644      7756      7846      7888         0         0

Countries         89        88        87        86        85        85
[1999]           116       115       116       116         0         0

Contribs         599       603       607       610       609       609
[1999]           588       588       581       584         0         0

Mon Contr         36        35        35        39        33        24
[1999]            58        57        48        51        46        36

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                     Annual Traffic Report for HUMOR, 2000
                     (Average Number of Articles Posted)
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                 Jul       Aug       Sep       Oct       Nov       Dec
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Sunday             5         6         8         6         8        11
Monday             8         9         8         9        12        13
Tuesday            7        10         8        12        11        12
Wednesday         10        10         9         9        12        14
Thursday           9         8         9        11        12        12
Friday             8         9         9        11        11        13
Saturday           6         7         7         8         8         9
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Total            224       260       253       305       321       403
[1999]           223       244       277       248       185       201
Average            7         8         8        10        11        13
[1999]             7         8         8        10        11        13

Subscribe       6495      6359      6342      6294      6250      6205
[1999]             0         0         0         0      8116      8048

Countries         84        84        84        84        84        85
[1999]             0         0         0         0        91        88

Contribs         609       607       607       609       610       611
[1999]             0         0         0         0       596       599

Mon Contr         31        30        30        29        39        37
[1999]            38        39        45        39        35        31

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Yearly Totals 
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Total Postings for 2000: 3008
Average Postings per day for 2000: 8
Total Postings for 1999: 3082
Average Postings per day for 1999: 8

Average Subscribers for 2000: 6844
Average Subscribers for 1999: 7883

Average Countries for 2000: 85
Average Countries for 1999: 107

Average Contributors for 2000: 608
Average Contributors for 1999: 589

Average Month Contributors for 2000: 33
Average Month Contributors for 1999: 87

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Number Submissions By Hour
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00 to 11     76   73   60   24   18   77  187  413  292  370  247  134
12 to 23    105  117   72   87   80   94   68   72  103   89   57   46

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And now, the Top 25 Contributors for the year. This will let you know who
our most prolific posters are. Give each of them a round of applause.
     Top 25 Contributors from 1/1/2000 to 12/31/2000(366 days)


Contributor                                      # Posts

Bill Stebbins                                    326
Terry Galan                                      304
Les Pourciau                                     248
Paul Benoit                                      242
Randall Woodman                                  172
Stan Kegel                                       168
Chalapathi Rao Poduri                            161
Jim Mica                                         113
Raneboux                                         92
Mickey Hennigan                                  87
Emko Witteveen                                   83
Sandy - AKA Ms Sam                               80
Jack Shea                                        72
Maurizio Mariotti                                58
Jimmy Farrar                                     56
The Punk With The Stutter                        55
Ken Brousseau Sr.                                48
Aditya, the Hindu Skeptic                        39
Lee Bradley                                      37
Thomas Rowe                                      35
Felix Chirciu                                    35
Rose Vos                                         30
John Vogel                                       26
Bruce Chilton                                    18
Musat, Bob                                       16



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These are the current sites for the archives:
  • archive.thehumorlist.us (HTML copies of Digests and Yearly and Monthly Traffic Reports) Back to Top = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = And finally, the one feature which has been featured in all Traffic Reports, the contribution of Humor. Since, I am not a real regular contributor, I will not be providing new Humor. Instead, I will provide a joke from the archives. It will be at least 14 months old, so most of you won't remember it. You will either see the joke below or a link to the joke, not the actual joke, although I will provide the Subject line (Topic). Since there are now HTML versions of all Digests, it will point to the joke itself. My contribution of Humor from the Archives:
    From: Terry Galan
    Subject:If Dogs Could Talk, Theyd tell Us.....
    
    
     1.  When loved ones come home, always run to greet them.
    
     2.  Never pass up the opportunity to go for a joyride.
    
     3.  Allow the experience of fresh air and the wind in your face to be
         pure ecstasy.
    
     4.  When it's in your best interest, practice obedience.
    
     5.  Let others know when they've invaded your territory.
    
     6.  Take naps and stretch before rising.
    
     7.  Run, romp, and play daily.
    
     8.  Thrive on attention and let people touch you.
    
     9.  Avoid biting, when a simple growl will do.
    
     10. On warm days, stop to lie on your back on the grass.
    
     11. On hot days, drink lots of water and lay under a shady tree.
    
     12. When you're happy, dance around and wag your entire body.
    
     13. No matter how often you're scolded, don't buy into the guilt thing
         and pout... run right back and make friends.
    
     14. Delight in the simple joy of a long walk.
    
     15. Eat with gusto and enthusiasm. Stop when you have had enough.
    
     16. Be loyal.
    
     17. Never pretend to be something you're not.
    
     18. If what you want lies buried, dig until you find it.
    
    
                               And Finally....
    
     19. When someone is having a bad day, be silent, sit close by and nuzzle
         them gently.
    
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