Traffic Report for September 1999

  1. Introductory Comments
  2. Welcome New or Changed Contributors
  3. Top 15 Contributors
  4. Contribution of Humor
  5. Traffic Report
  6. Month Index
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This is Doug Harter. I have been the Traffic Reporter since November 1999. I am creating Traffic Reports for the months when we did not have a Traffic Reporter. These months all fell before I became Traffic Reporter, so it will have a different format. In addition to this paragraph, it will have a Welcome to the New or Changed Contributors, a Top 15 Contributors Report, The Traffic Report, and a Contribution of Humor.


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And now, the Top 15 Contributors. This will show you which
Contributors are sending the most contributions of Humor each month.
Those who are posting every day are noted.

      Top 15 Contributors from 9/1/1999 to 9/30/1999

Contributor                                      # Posts

*Bill Stebbins                                    30 
Stan Kegel                                        28 
Les Pourciau at UMem                              24 
Terry Galan                                       23 
RANEBOUX                                          23 
Anna White                                        22 
Chalapathi Rao Poduri                             20 
Jim Mica                                          15 
Paul Benoit                                       13 
rprieto                                           8 
Clynch Varnadore                                  5 
Sue Birkenseer                                    4 
Randall Woodman                                   4 
Maurizio Mariotti                                 4 
Ken Brousseau Sr                                  4 

* - Contributed Every Digest/Day


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           Traffic Report for September 1999

Week  Sun    Mon    Tue    Wed    Thu    Fri    Sat

 1                          14     12     8      8 
 2     7      9      8      8      8      13     7 
 3     7      7      11     12     12     11     7 
 4     9      5      12     13     6      9      3 
 5     6      10     11     13     11 
                                          Sep    Aug    Sep    Sep
                                          1999   1999   1998   1997 

# Jokes for the Month:                    278    244    375    331 
# days of submissions for the Month:      30     31     30     30 
Average Jokes per day for the Month:      9      8      12     11 
# Contributors for the Month:             45     39     64     89 
# New Subscribers for the Month:          *      *      *      *
# Members Unsubscribed for the Month:     *      *      *      *
# Subscribers as of end of the Month:     *      *      7639   8766 
# Contributors as of end of the Month:    *      *      609    713 
# Countries as of end of the month:       *      *      120    103 

* - Statistics not available


The above statistics are based on addresses registered to our listserver. It
does not include addresses which receive HUMOR by other than direct mailings.
The numbers include concealed/non-concealed subscribers
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And finally, the one feature which has been featured in all Traffic Reports,
the contribution of Humor. Since, I am not a real regular contributor, I will
not be providing new Humor. Instead, I will provide a joke from the archives.
This joke could be from anytime in the history of the Humor List. You will
either see the joke below or a link to the joke, not the actual joke, although
I will provide the Subject line (Topic). Since there are now HTML versions of
all Digests, it will point to the joke itself.

My contribution of Humor from the Archives:


-- The death of Cardinals great Enos Slaughter prompted the St. Louis
Post- Dispatch to reprise an Abbott & Costello vaudeville routine:

Abbott: "This is that hat Feller wears."

Costello: "Which Feller?"

Abbott: "Why, the Feller that pitches for the Cleveland Indians . . ."

Costello: "Which Feller are you talkin' about?"

Abbott: ". . . And this bat was made for Slaughter."

Costello: "Haven't you got one that was made for baseball?"

Abbott: "No, when I say Slaughter, I mean Enos Slaughter. Everyone
knows Slaughter. Enos Slaughter."

Costello: "Well, maybe he knows Slaughter, but I don't."

+Source: San Francisco Chronicle, Tom FitzGerald, August 13, 2002+



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