Traffic Report for August 1999

  1. Introductory Comments
  2. Welcome New or Changed Contributors
  3. Top 15 Contributors
  4. Contribution of Humor
  5. Traffic Report
  6. Month Index
The Humor List archives are being graciously hosted by www.catweasel.org

This is Doug Harter. I have been the Traffic Reporter since November 1999. I am creating Traffic Reports for the months when we did not have a Traffic Reporter. These months all fell before I became Traffic Reporter, so it will have a different format. In addition to this paragraph, it will have a Welcome to the New or Changed Contributors, a Top 15 Contributors Report, The Traffic Report, and a Contribution of Humor.


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And now, the Top 15 Contributors. This will show you which
Contributors are sending the most contributions of Humor each month.
Those who are posting every day are noted.

      Top 15 Contributors from 8/1/1999 to 8/31/1999

Contributor                                      # Posts

*Bill Stebbins                                    31 
Stan Kegel                                        26 
RANEBOUX                                          21 
Terry Galan                                       19 
Les Pourciau at UMem                              19 
Jim Mica                                          18 
Chalapathi Rao Poduri                             17 
Anna White                                        10 
Paul Benoit                                       9 
Lee_Bradley                                       6 
Ken Brousseau Sr                                  6 
Randall Woodman                                   5 
Aditya, the Hindu Skeptic                         5 
rprieto                                           4 
Sue Birkenseer                                    4 

* - Contributed Every Digest/Day


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            Traffic Report for August 1999

Week  Sun    Mon    Tue    Wed    Thu    Fri    Sat

 1     4      7      10     7      11     9      4 
 2     4      9      10     11     12     11     5 
 3     5      6      11     10     7      6      6 
 4     5      9      6      6      10     9      4 
 5     8      12     10 
                                          Aug    Jul    Aug    Aug
                                          1999   1999   1998   1997 

# Jokes for the Month:                    244    222    364    286 
# days of submissions for the Month:      31     31     31     31 
Average Jokes per day for the Month:      8      7      12     9 
# Contributors for the Month:             39     38     70     73 
# New Subscribers for the Month:          *      *      *      *
# Members Unsubscribed for the Month:     *      *      *      *
# Subscribers as of end of the Month:     *      *      7592   8819 
# Contributors as of end of the Month:    *      *      604    705 
# Countries as of end of the month:       *      *      111    103 

* - Statistics not available


The above statistics are based on addresses registered to our listserver. It
does not include addresses which receive HUMOR by other than direct mailings.
The numbers include concealed/non-concealed subscribers
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And finally, the one feature which has been featured in all Traffic Reports,
the contribution of Humor. Since, I am not a real regular contributor, I will
not be providing new Humor. Instead, I will provide a joke from the archives.
This joke could be from anytime in the history of the Humor List. You will
either see the joke below or a link to the joke, not the actual joke, although
I will provide the Subject line (Topic). Since there are now HTML versions of
all Digests, it will point to the joke itself.

My contribution of Humor from the Archives:


* from  George Carlin's book, Brain Droppings.

I'll bet there aren't too many people hooked on  crack who can play the bag
pipes.

It's impossible to dry one hand.

If the Cincinnati Reds were really te first major league baseball team, who
did they play?

Which is taller, a short order cook or a small engine mechanic?

If a speed freak went to Rapid City to make a quick buck in fast food he
might sell instant coffee in the express lane.

When a lion escapes from a circus in Africa, how do they know when they've
caught the right one?

There are only two places in the world: over here and over there.

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             Doug Harter, Traffic Reporter and Archiver
                   





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