Traffic Report for February 1998

  1. Introductory Comments
  2. Traffic Report
  3. Countries Information
  4. Commonly Used ListServ Commands
  5. HumorList Information
  6. Contribution of Humor
  7. Month Index
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Good Morning y'all, here I am with this week's Traffic Report.
This is the Weekly Traffic report that is sent to all of the
HumorList subscribers once a month.

This is not a plug for one of my humor sites (honest) but if
any of you ever need a monthly report for any purpose, you'll
find them at:   http://www.geocities.com/BourbonStreet/6293
Currently, I have the Dec 97, the 1997 Annual, & the Jan 1998
reports posted there.  This one will be posted shortly.

Please note my e-mail address for any questions y'all may
have:  jimjr@qis.net      ("QIS.NET")

                                                JimJr
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             Traffic Report for HUMOR, 15 February - 21 February

                      (Number of articles posted each day)
                     Last   3 Weeks  2 Weeks   1 Week    Past
Date   Day           Year     Back     Back     Back     Week

 15  Sunday           18       11       12       11       12
 16  Monday           22       17        9       17       15
 17  Tuesday          20       14       14       14       11
 18  Wednesday        19       11       17       14       15
 19  Thursday         14       11       14       15       17
 20  Friday           10       10       15       15       15
 21  Saturday         13        5       17        6        6

   (Average)          17       11       14       13       13

Subscriptions      9,714    8,098    8,189    8,160    8,171
Countries             92      103      104      105      105
Contributors         810      704      678      683      729

These are based on addresses registered to our listserver. It does
not include addresses which receive HUMOR via local bulletin boards,
area distribution lists, etc.  These numbers include both concealed
and non-concealed subscribers.

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        The HumorList is sent daily to the following countries:

Argentina, Australia, Austria, Bahrain, Bangladesh, Belarus, Belgium,
Belize, Bermuda, Bolivia, Botswana, Brazil, Brunei, Bulgaria, Canada,
Chile,  China, Colombia, Cook Islands, Costa Rica, Croatia, Cuba,
Cyprus, Czech Republic, Denmark, Dominican Republic, Ecuador, Egypt,
El Salvador, England, Estonia, Federal Republic of Yugoslavia, Fiji,
Finland, France, Georgia, Germany, Greece, Guam, Guatemala, Hong Kong,
Hungary, Iceland, India, Indonesia, Iran, Ireland, Israel, Italy,
Jamaica, Japan, Jordan, Kazakhstan, Kenya, Korea, Kuwait, Latvia,
Lebanon,  Lithuania,  Luxembourg,  Macedonia,  Malaysia,  Malta,
Mauritius, Mexico, Moldova, Morocco, Mozambique, Namibia, Netherlands,
New Zealand, Northern Ireland,  Norway, Pakistan, Peru, Philippines,
Poland,  Portugal,  Qatar, Romania,  Russia, Saudi Arabia, Scotland,
Singapore,  Slovakia,  Slovenia,  South Africa,  Spain,  Sri Lanka,
Suriname, Sweden, Switzerland, Taiwan, Thailand, Trinidad and Tobago,
Turkey, Uganda, Ukraine, United Arab Emirates, Uruguay, USA, Venezuela,
Wales, Zambia, Zimbabwe

Total countries: 105

           Email me if your country is not listed here.
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HUMOR GOALS

A daily average of 10-20 examples of humor
A diversity of humor: sources, forms, subjects
Freedom of expression for contributors
Protection of sensitivities for readers (heading warning requirement)


HUMOR CONTRIBUTOR RULES (brief version)

Subject line should disclose the subject of the humor
Subject line should include warning if potentially offensive

One contribution per day

Only substantial examples of verbal humor should be posted
Discussion, requests, and criticisms are not to be posted
No personal attacks, apologies, reactions or retractions

Articles should normally be shorter than 25 lines (99 lines max)
Conserve bandwidth: Avoid blank lines; No ASCII art or sig file

A contributor who violates the rules may be suspended

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Send an e-mail to:  listserv@uga.cc.uga.edu
leave the subject area blank;
in the BODY of the letter, type:

   SUB HUMOR yourfirstname yourlastname      subscribe
   GET HUMOR GUIDE                           become a contributor
   QUERY HUMOR                               check your settings
   SIGNOFF HUMOR                             leave the list
   SIGNOFF HUMOR-P                           leave contributor's list
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If you have any questions, please email me at jimjr@qis.net ("QIS.NET")

And now for a contribution of humor:

   The TV Evangelist was notorious for his swigging down the bubbly.
One night, after a record-setting revival meeting and subsequent
celebration, he stumbles to his car in the parking lot.
   An aide stopped him and said, "Reverend, you really oughtn't drive
in that condition."
   The preacher tried to focus and appear sober, then replied, "Never
fear -- the Lord is with me."
   The aide said, "Reverend, as drunk as you are, maybe He ought to
ride with me tonight."

                Jim Moore Jr;  HumorList Traffic Reporter
                           jimjr@qis.net
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