Traffic Report for April 1997

  1. Introductory Comments
  2. Traffic Report
  3. Countries Information
  4. Contribution of Humor
  5. Month Index
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Hi, everyone!  This is Jim, with this week's traffic report.  Every week,
I send this report, complete with some witty or pithy remarks, to the
contributors to the HUMOR list, and on the first full week of each month,
I send the report to the entire list.

Ahh, the month of May.  When students go home from college, when the
number of posts to the HUMOR list starts to drop off, and when my mom
starts nagging me about why I haven't settled down with a nice girl yet.
(Someday, ma, I promise!)

I guess it's only right for me to address how, if you're going home,
going to teach your native language in some strange and foreign land, or
running around the world trying to find the love of your life, to keep
HUMOR from piling up in your mailbox.  You have two options:  you can
unsubscribe altogether by sending LISTSERV@UGA.CC.UGA.EDU the command
SIGNOFF HUMOR and resubscribe when you get back with the command SUBSCRIBE
HUMOR followed by your real name.  Or you can send the command SET HUMOR
NOMAIL and when you come back, use the command SET HUMOR MAIL (or SET HUMOR
DIGEST, if you prefer to get it in handy-dandy once-daily digest format...)
If you will be losing your email, I suggest unsubscribing and
resubscribing.  (For those of you with the privilege of contributing, put a
-P after the word HUMOR (without a space) in these commands.  This will
work for any except the subscribe command.  If you signoff, you'll need to
take the exam again when you come back...)  All commands go in the body of
an email.

As always, I'm here for you.  Feel free to email me at
jimphynn@mindspring.com, visit my home page (wanna see my etchings?) at
http://www.webcom.com/jimphynn, or visit HUMOR's website at
http://www.webcom.com/jimphynn/humor/humor.html.  I'll be back with you all
next month...

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               Traffic Report for HUMOR, 27 April - 3 May
                  (Number of articles posted each day)

                  4 Weeks  3 Weeks  2 Weeks   1 Week    Last
Date   Day          Back     Back     Back     Back     Week

 27  Sunday           8       12        8       11        6
 28  Monday          11       10       17       21       12
 29  Tuesday         16        9       15       20       13
 30  Wednesday       21       20       17       18       15
  1  Thursday        16       19       17       12       12
  2  Friday          15       16       11       13       11
  3  Saturday         8        9        6       12        7

  Averages          13.6     13.6     13.0     15.3     10.9

Subscription      10,721   10,784   10,820   10,824   10,478
Countries             98       99       99      100      100
Contributors         841      842      845      843      843

These are based on addresses registered to our listserver. It does
not include addresses which receive HUMOR via local bulletin board,
area distribution lists, etc.  These numbers include both concealed
and non-concealed subscribers.

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HUMOR is dispatched daily to the following countries:

Argentina, Australia, Austria, Bahrain, Bangladesh, Belarus, Belgium,
Belize, Botswana, Brazil, Brunei Darussalam, Bulgaria, Canada, Chile,
China, Colombia, Cook Islands, Costa Rica, Croatia, Cuba, Cyprus, Czech
Republic, Denmark, Ecuador, Egypt, El Salvador, Estonia, Federal Republic
of Yugoslavia, Fiji, Finland, France, Georgia, Germany, Great Britain,
Greece, Guam, Guatemala, Hong Kong, Hungary, Iceland, India, Indonesia,
Iran, Ireland, Israel, Italy, Jamaica, Japan, Jordan, Kazakhstan, Kenya,
Korea, Kuwait, Latvia, Lebanon, Lithuania, Luxembourg, Macedonia, Malaysia,
Malta, Mauritius, Mexico, Moldova, Morocco, Mozambique, Namibia,
Netherlands, New Zealand, Northern Ireland, Norway, Pakistan, Peru,
Philippines, Poland, Portugal, Qatar, Romania, Russia, Saudi Arabia,
Scotland, Singapore, Slovakia, South Africa, Spain, Sri Lanka, Suriname,
Sweden, Switzerland, Taiwan, Thailand, Trinidad and Tobago, Turkey, Uganda,
Ukraine, United Arab Emirates, Uruguay, USA, Venezuela, Zambia, Zimbabwe

                            Total countries: 100
                Email me if your country is not listed here.

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And now for my usual contribution of humor:
Subject:  The geographic center of the United States

Excerpted from the book _Dumb, Dumber, Dumbest,_ (c) 1996 by John J Kohut
and Roland Sweet

Members of the Atlanta city council approved a resolution inviting
Bucharest, Hungary, to become one of its sister cities.  Unfortunately,
Bucharest is the capital of Romania.
 [That is, unfortunate for those in Atlanta, not in Romania...]

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   Jim Goldman,  HUMOR list Traffic Reporter and Webmaster
jimphynn@mindspring.com        http://www.webcom.com/jimphynn
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