Traffic Report for 1995

  1. Introductory Comments
  2. Annual Statistics Jan Thru Jun
  3. Annual Statistics Jul Thru Dec
  4. Yearly Totals
  5. Number Submissions By Hour
  6. Top 25 Contributors
  7. Humor List Archives
  8. Contribution of Humor
  9. Year Index
The Humor List archives are being graciously hosted by Host995 Hi, everyone. This is Doug with the Annual Traffic Report for 1995 . Below the summary data for this year, I have included the corresponding data for last year, if it is available.


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                     Annual Traffic Report for HUMOR, 1995
                     (Average Number of Articles Posted)
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                 Jan       Feb       Mar       Apr       May       Jun
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Sunday            10        10         6        11         8        10
Monday            14        14         7        23        11        20
Tuesday           16        12        12        16        19        16
Wednesday         10        12        10        16        18        14
Thursday          12        16        12        15        16        18
Friday            15        10        11        13        11        12
Saturday           8         6         5         7         8        10
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Total            403       327       283       485       425       445
[1994]           536       547       658       454       352       479
Average           13        12         9        16        14        15
[1994]            13        12         9        16        14        15

Subscribe          0         0      6200      6544      6642      6844
[1994]             0         0         0         0         0      3036

Countries          0         0        58        57        61        62
[1994]             0         0         0         0         0        52

Contribs           0         0       448       491       518       529
[1994]             0         0         0         0         0         0

Mon Contr        126       102        82       133       142       123
[1994]           229       267       294       135       115       143

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                     Annual Traffic Report for HUMOR, 1995
                     (Average Number of Articles Posted)
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                 Jul       Aug       Sep       Oct       Nov       Dec
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Sunday            11        10         8        11        10         7
Monday            13        14        14        13        19        10
Tuesday           14        13        11        17        14        14
Wednesday         15        14        13        16        13        10
Thursday          14        13        14        16        16         8
Friday            13        15        12        16        14        13
Saturday           8        10         9        10         9         9
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Total            388       398       346       443       415       319
[1994]           497       598       216       327       392       302
Average           13        13        12        14        14        10
[1994]            13        13        12        14        14        10

Subscribe       6677      6898      7195      7865      8138         0
[1994]          3347      3349      3623      3988         0         0

Countries         60        62        62        67        66         0
[1994]            51        50        52        50         0         0

Contribs         554       568       588       625       660         0
[1994]           336       362       376       385         0         0

Mon Contr        103       117       105       122       124       112
[1994]           134       174        98       115       127       109

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Yearly Totals 
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Total Postings for 1995: 4677
Average Postings per day for 1995: 13
Total Postings for 1994: 5358
Average Postings per day for 1994: 15

Average Subscribers for 1995: 7000
Average Subscribers for 1994: 3469

Average Countries for 1995: 62
Average Countries for 1994: 51

Average Contributors for 1995: 553
Average Contributors for 1994: 292

Average Month Contributors for 1995: 155
Average Month Contributors for 1994: 388

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Number Submissions By Hour
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00 to 11    148  104   76   45   54   53   76  202  297  377  371  358
12 to 23    340  297  252  251  223  172  155  155  156  136  140  128

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And now, the Top 25 Contributors for the year. This will let you know who
our most prolific posters are. Give each of them a round of applause.
     Top 25 Contributors from 1/1/1995 to 12/31/1995(365 days)


Contributor                                      # Posts

Lyle J Kinnaman                                  310
Ken Brousseau Sr.                                93
Bill Edwards                                     88
Henry Cate                                       77
Keith E. Sullivan                                76
Gwen Eckman                                      75
Randall Woodman                                  69
Larry Scott                                      69
Jennifer Schmidt                                 68
James Thorson                                    67
Piotr PLebaniak                                  62
BEN SHAUL                                        60
Jeff Guinzburg                                   58
Lynn, Jon                                        54
JOHN STONE                                       54
Lee Bradley                                      51
Jack Kolb                                        51
Imre Kertesz III                                 51
Narasimhan, Seshadri                             49
Ed Lambert                                       47
Ian Chai                                         44
Ann Dellarocco                                   43
Robert Thomas                                    42
MarieC Flagg                                     40
Chip Depue                                       40



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These are the current sites for the archives:
  • archive.thehumorlist.us (HTML copies of Digests and Yearly and Monthly Traffic Reports) Back to Top = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = And finally, the one feature which has been featured in all Traffic Reports, the contribution of Humor. Since, I am not a real regular contributor, I will not be providing new Humor. Instead, I will provide a joke from the archives. It will be at least 14 months old, so most of you won't remember it. You will either see the joke below or a link to the joke, not the actual joke, although I will provide the Subject line (Topic). Since there are now HTML versions of all Digests, it will point to the joke itself. My contribution of Humor from the Archives:
    From: The Punk With The Stutter
    Subject:This Weeks News In Brief  < adult >
    
    
    Car Salesman Three Desks Over Going On And On About Chick He Banged Last Night
    
    VIENNA, VA— The sales associate three desks over from Chevy/Geo dealer Karl Glodek is
    going on and on about the chick he banged last night, sources reported Monday.  "You would
    not believe the stamina on this chick.  Hours.  She was a total freak," the salesman told
    an unnamed friend over the phone, as well as Glodek and the couple about to sign on a 2002
    Chevy Prizm sedan.  "Incredible rack, too—like, out to here."  Glodek then suggested the
    couple go outside for "one more look at that beaut of a Prizm."
    
    
    Secretary Of Agriculture Gently Reminded About Dress Code
    
    WASHINGTON, DC— After attending Monday's Cabinet meeting in a flannel work shirt and
    tattered jeans, Agriculture Secretary Ann Veneman was gently reminded by President Bush
    about the executive-branch dress code.  "Say, you know, we get a lot of foreign
    dignitaries coming through here," Bush told Veneman.  "So I think it might be a good idea
    if you had a little bit more of a professional appearance.  Like maybe a nice navy-blue
    dress."  Bush also encouraged Veneman to consider dress shoes instead of her usual
    steel-toe work boots.
    
    
    TV Guide Channel Tops Nielsens
    
    LOS ANGELES— For the 11th straight week, the TV Guide Channel topped the Nielsen ratings,
    scoring blockbuster numbers in virtually all time slots and days of the week.  "The
    frustrating experience of trying to find something decent on TV has meant ratings gold for
    the TV Guide Channel, Variety editor Peter Bart said.  "By providing a means to search for
    something—anything—worth watching, this 24-hour electronic scroll has made itself
    America's most-watched channel."
    
    
    Paul Lynde Impersonation Lost On Daughter's Friends
    
    WAKEFIELD, MA— Sarah Ammons, 14, expressed befuddlement Monday, when, during a ride to
    school, her father attempted to entertain her and several friends with an impromptu
    impersonation of late comedian and Hollywood Squares regular Paul Lynde.  "The next time I
    have a daughter, I hope it's a boy!"  Bob Ammons, 41, bleated nasally in an imitation of
    the once-popular pop-culture reference.  "Paul Lynde."  Added Ammons: "Center square,
    usually sat between George Gobel and Rose Marie?  Voice of Templeton the rat?"  After
    dropping the girls off at school, Ammons stared into his car's rear-view mirror at the
    crow's feet developing around his eyes.
    
    
    Correct Theory Discarded In Favor Of More Exciting Theory
    
    GRETNA, NE— The correct theory regarding the closing of Marvin's Diner was discarded
    Monday in favor of a far more exciting theory.  "I bet the Omaha mafia muscled them out,"
    said Gretna resident Lucinda Dunfee, pondering the fate of Marvin's Diner, which was shut
    down due to health-code violations.  "They were taking business away from Steak Barrel,
    and those guys don't care who they get mixed up with."  Dunfee noted that the restaurant's
    trash cans were often overturned during the night, which was likely an act of intimidation
    on the part of the Omaha crime syndicate.
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