Traffic Report for 1993

  1. Introductory Comments
  2. Annual Statistics Jan Thru Jun
  3. Annual Statistics Jul Thru Dec
  4. Yearly Totals
  5. Number Submissions By Hour
  6. Top 25 Contributors
  7. Humor List Archives
  8. Contribution of Humor
  9. Year Index
The Humor List archives are being graciously hosted by Host995 Hi, everyone. This is Doug with the Annual Traffic Report for 1993 . Below the summary data for this year, I have included the corresponding data for last year, if it is available.


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                     Annual Traffic Report for HUMOR, 1993
                     (Average Number of Articles Posted)
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                 Jan       Feb       Mar       Apr       May       Jun
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Sunday             0         0         0         3         3         4
Monday             0         0         0        13        12        18
Tuesday            0         0         0        20        18        15
Wednesday          0         0         0        21        20        11
Thursday           0         0         0        16        15        18
Friday             0         0         0        13        16        14
Saturday           0         0         0         5         4         2
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Total              0         0         0       394       371       346
[1992]             0         0         0         0         0         0
Average            0         0         0        13        12        12
[1992]             0         0         0        13        12        12

Subscribe          0         0         0         0         0         0
[1992]             0         0         0         0         0         0

Countries          0         0         0         0         0         0
[1992]             0         0         0         0         0         0

Contribs           0         0         0         0         0         0
[1992]             0         0         0         0         0         0

Mon Contr          0         0         0         0       149       139
[1992]             0         0         0         0         0         0

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                     Annual Traffic Report for HUMOR, 1993
                     (Average Number of Articles Posted)
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                 Jul       Aug       Sep       Oct       Nov       Dec
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Sunday             3         3         4         6         6         6
Monday            10        15        12        23        16        16
Tuesday           19        25        14        24        23        19
Wednesday         14        22        17        25        26        23
Thursday          18        25        17        23        16        15
Friday            13        20        14        24        17        17
Saturday           3         3         7         8         4         6
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Total            356       489       375       574       470       461
[1992]             0         0         0         0         0         0
Average           11        16        12        19        16        15
[1992]            11        16        12        19        16        15

Subscribe          0         0         0         0         0         0
[1992]             0         0         0         0         0         0

Countries          0         0         0         0         0         0
[1992]             0         0         0         0         0         0

Contribs           0         0         0         0         0         0
[1992]             0         0         0         0         0         0

Mon Contr        142       181       143       210       203       207
[1992]             0         0         0         0         0         0

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Yearly Totals 
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Total Postings for 1993: 3836
Average Postings per day for 1993: 11
Total Postings for 1992: 0
Average Postings per day for 1992: 0

Average Subscribers for 1993: 0
Average Subscribers for 1992: 0

Average Countries for 1993: 0
Average Countries for 1992: 0

Average Contributors for 1993: 0
Average Contributors for 1992: 0

Average Month Contributors for 1993: 1374
Average Month Contributors for 1992: 0

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Number Submissions By Hour
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00 to 11     52   22   13    9    3    5   22  101  271  338  373  291
12 to 23    266  346  309  328  268  196  129   99   99   82   99  108

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And now, the Top 25 Contributors for the year. This will let you know who
our most prolific posters are. Give each of them a round of applause.
     Top 25 Contributors from 1/1/1993 to 12/31/1993(365 days)


Contributor                                      # Posts

Bill Edwards                                     91
Joe Mole                                         89
Sara Rummelhart                                  71
Tommy Hughes                                     66
Ian Chai                                         62
Amy L. Ward                                      60
Mike Ellwood                                     53
HCate.OSBU_North                                 51
Shirley D. Kennedy (813) 446-2858                40
Phil Corless                                     38
Lee Bradley                                      37
Musat, Bob                                       36
Les Pourciau                                     36
BETH WOODELL                                     36
John Vogel                                       29
Jill Harlow                                      28
Derryck Lamptey                                  28
Sharon Rondeau                                   27
Alun Richards                                    26
Michael Ligas                                    25
TKENNETT                                         24
Kathleen Olivier                                 23
Jan Kucera                                       22
Herman Archie                                    22
Grady Lacy                                       22



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These are the current sites for the archives:
  • archive.thehumorlist.us (HTML copies of Digests and Yearly and Monthly Traffic Reports) Back to Top = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = And finally, the one feature which has been featured in all Traffic Reports, the contribution of Humor. Since, I am not a real regular contributor, I will not be providing new Humor. Instead, I will provide a joke from the archives. It will be at least 14 months old, so most of you won't remember it. You will either see the joke below or a link to the joke, not the actual joke, although I will provide the Subject line (Topic). Since there are now HTML versions of all Digests, it will point to the joke itself. My contribution of Humor from the Archives:
    From: Terry Galan
    Subject:Corporate Life !!!! (not off.)
    
    
        You know you've been in the corporate world too long when....
    
     1.  You ask the waiter what the restaurant's core competencies are.
     2.  You decide to re-org your family into a "team-based organization."
     3.  You refer to dating as test marketing.
     4.  You can spell "paradigm."
     5.  You actually know what a paradigm is.
     6.  You understand your airline's fare structure.
     7.  You write executive summaries on your love letters.
     8.  Your Valentine's Day cards have bullet points.
     9.  You think that it's actually efficient to write a ten page
         presentation with six other people you don't know.
     10. You celebrate your wedding anniversary by conducting a performance
         review.
     11. You believe you never have any problems in your life, just "issues"
         and "improvement opportunities."
     12. You calculate your own personal cost of capital.
     13. You explain to your bank manager you prefer to think of yourself as
         "highly leveraged" as opposed to "in debt."
     14. You end every argument by saying "let's talk about this offline".
     15. You can explain to somebody the difference between "re-engineering,"
         "down-sizing," "right-sizing," and "firing people's asses."
     16. You actually believe your explanation in number 15.
     17. You talk to the waiter about process flow when dinner arrives late.
     18. You refer to your previous life as "my sunk cost."
     19. You refer to your significant other as "my co-CEO."
     20. You like both types of sandwiches: ham and turkey.
     21. You start to feel sorry for Dilbert's boss.
     22. You believe the best tables and graphs take an hour to comprehend.
     23. You account for your tuition as a capital expenditure instead of an
         expense.
     24. You insist that you do some more market research before you and your
         spouse produce another child.
     25. At your last family reunion, you wanted to have an emergency meeting
         about their brand equity.
     26. Your "deliverable" for Sunday evening is clean laundry and paid
         bills.
     27. You use the term "value-added" without falling down laughing.
     28. You ask the car salesman if the car comes with a whiteboard and
         Internet connection.
     29. You give constructive feedback to your dog.
    
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