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The Humor List Postings for May 2015

Updated on Monday, December 14, 2015 at 11:35 PM
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This is both an index of the text and zip files for the month and a day by day listing of the joke titles. If you are looking for a particular joke, search for the words in its title using the browser find command.

Below is a list of the links for each day. Each link will bring you to the Topics for that day. Each day will also have a link to the .txt, .zip and HTML files for that day

Topics for May
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6th 7th 8th 9th 10th
11th 12th 13th 14th 15th
16th 17th 18th 19th 20th
21st 22nd 23rd 24th 25th
26th 27th 28th 29th 30th
31st        

At the end of all the topics is a table of links to all the months for the year of this index.
1st of May Topics of the day:
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  1. Idiot? (George Matyjewicz)
  2. The Insanety of the World 101! (Anna Welander)
  3. Dear Diary (Maurizio Mariotti)
  4. Another Merger!!! (Paul Benoit)
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2nd of May Topics of the day:
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  1. Son, I dont think you understand our problem here... (Ljulian)
  2. The Formula (George Matyjewicz)
  3. Dogs n Cats (Paul Benoit)
  4. Dear Diary (Maurizio Mariotti)
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3rd of May Topics of the day:
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  1. Fwd: FW: GOODBYE MUM. ;-)) (MICKEY HENNIGAN)
  2. lost in translation (Lee Bradley)
  3. MIssing Customer (George Matyjewicz)
  4. Fwd: TEXTING BETWEEN GENERATIONS (MICKEY HENNIGAN)
  5. Todays Word (Paul Benoit)
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4th of May Topics of the day:
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  1. Doctor Visit (George Matyjewicz)
  2. A little known fact (George Matyjewicz)
  3. Ask Uncle Perfesser, the Answerman (Maurizio Mariotti)
  4. Cant Stand It (Paul Benoit)
  5. the straight and narrow (Lee Bradley)
  6. Things I Trust More Than Hillary Clinton <political> (Phil G)
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5th of May Topics of the day:
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  1. Pest Removal (Emko Witteveen)
  2. New Windows (George Matyjewicz)
  3. Finally! (Paul Benoit)
  4. Dear Diary (Maurizio Mariotti)
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6th of May Topics of the day:
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  1. The App (George Matyjewicz)
  2. Dearest Abby (MICKEY HENNIGAN)
  3. Business Decision (Paul Benoit)
  4. Ask Uncle Perfesser, the Answerman (Maurizio Mariotti)
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7th of May Topics of the day:
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  1. Wit of the Day (Lee Bradley)
  2. I Just Need A Tune-Up, Thanks (Paul Benoit)
  3. Dear Diary (Maurizio Mariotti)
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8th of May Topics of the day:
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  1. What I Want In A Man As The Years Go By (Anna Welander)
  2. Internet deposits (Grady Lacy)
  3. The Gift (George Matyjewicz)
  4. 9 Important Facts To Remember As We Grow Older (Grady Lacy)
  5. Restored eyesight (Maurizio Mariotti)
  6. Trust Me, This Works (Paul Benoit)
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9th of May Topics of the day:
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  1. One of these is bound to register (Lanny Julian)
  2. Last Parachute (George Matyjewicz)
  3. The Prom (Randall Woodman)
  4. I Was Falling Asleep Until..... (Paul Benoit)
  5. Lets run! (Lee Bradley)
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10th of May Topics of the day:
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  1. Golf Gospel (Anna Welander)
  2. Do you really think gas is expensive? (Anna Welander)
  3. What can happen in the dark (Anna Welander)
  4. How to get into the Olympics (Anna Welander)
  5. Insurance (George Matyjewicz)
  6. Groaner du jour (Maurizio Mariotti)
  7. Dont Worry (Paul Benoit)
  8. My bosss brain (Grady Lacy)
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11th of May Topics of the day:
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  1. The Breakdown (George Matyjewicz)
  2. Fwd: FW: The Pregnant Blond (MICKEY HENNIGAN)
  3. Handicap Parking (Randall Woodman)
  4. Fwd: FW: The Pregnant Blond (MICKEY HENNIGAN)
  5. Dear Diary (Maurizio Mariotti)
  6. Puns 05-12-15 (Stan Kegel)
  7. Can She Do That?? (Paul Benoit)
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12th of May Topics of the day:
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  1. Three Engineers (George Matyjewicz)
  2. ICU (MICKEY HENNIGAN)
  3. Honestly typed minutes (Anna Welander)
  4. NINETY (Paul Benoit)
  5. jury duty (Lee Bradley)
  6. He Hasnt Got A Leg To Stand On (Paul Benoit)
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13th of May Topics of the day:
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  1. Puns 05-13-15 (Stan Kegel)
  2. 10 Signs That Youre Broke (George Matyjewicz)
  3. An Obituary printed in the London Times (MICKEY HENNIGAN)
  4. Bad day (MICKEY HENNIGAN)
  5. How My Teeth Got Out Of Alignment..... (Mickey Hennigan)
  6. doing it straight...or not (Lee Bradley)
  7. Gee, Honey.... (Paul Benoit)
  8. A duck walks into a pharmacy <groaner alert> (Maurizio Mariotti)
  9. Puns 05-14-15 (Stan Kegel)
  10. In a Saloon (Lanny Julian)
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14th of May Topics of the day:
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  1. Name Game (George Matyjewicz)
  2. Traffic Report for April 2015 (HumorList Traffic Reporter)
  3. The Stork <adult-ish> (Maurizio Mariotti)
  4. Puns 05-15-15 (Stan Kegel)
  5. Who Knew?!? (Paul Benoit)
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15th of May Topics of the day:
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  1. The Things Kids Eat (George Matyjewicz)
  2. Isnt growing old so cute! (Anna Welander)
  3. Hes hopeless! (Anna Welander)
  4. Dear Diary (Maurizio Mariotti)
  5. Um.................. (Paul Benoit)
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16th of May Topics of the day:
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  1. Working with Infants (George Matyjewicz)
  2. Forgive Me (Paul Benoit)
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17th of May Topics of the day:
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  1. The Blessing (George Matyjewicz)
  2. Puns 05-18-15 (Stan Kegel)
  3. Going? (Paul Benoit)
  4. Et or ate (Grady Lacy)
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18th of May Topics of the day:
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  1. The Plus Sign (off. religious) (George Matyjewicz)
  2. the right equipment (Lee Bradley)
  3. Dear Diary (Maurizio Mariotti)
  4. Creepy (Paul Benoit)
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19th of May Topics of the day:
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  1. Puns 05-19-15 (Stan Kegel)
  2. Dear Diary (Maurizio Mariotti)
  3. Not Important?!? (Paul Benoit)
  4. silence is golden <offensive to religious > (Lee Bradley)
  5. Things Youll Never Hear a Mother Say (George Matyjewicz)
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20th of May Topics of the day:
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  1. Weve Got A Speeder (George Matyjewicz)
  2. Lawyer Jokes (Grady Lacy)
  3. Puns 05-20-15 (Stan Kegel)
  4. Groaner du jour (Maurizio Mariotti)
  5. Puns 05-21-15 (Stan Kegel)
  6. Doing Your Part (Paul Benoit)
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21st of May Topics of the day:
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  1. The Silent Treatment (George Matyjewicz)
  2. So Long! (Paul Benoit)
  3. Three guys <adult> (Maurizio Mariotti)
  4. Watering the flowers (Grady Lacy)
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22nd of May Topics of the day:
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  1. General Motors Help Line (Anna Welander)
  2. Just Half... (George Matyjewicz)
  3. The IRS (Richard Nehrbass)
  4. Puns 05-22-15 (Stan Kegel)
  5. How Big?!? (Paul Benoit)
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23rd of May Topics of the day:
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  1. Did You Hear That? (Paul Benoit)
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24th of May Topics of the day:
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  1. Popular Referendum Shocks No One (Paul Benoit)
  2. Puns 05-25-15 (Stan Kegel)
  3. Dear Diary (Maurizio Mariotti)
  4. My Birthday (Paul Benoit)
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25th of May Topics of the day:
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  1. Guilt Trip... (Lanny Julian)
  2. Flat Tire (George Matyjewicz)
  3. Dear Diary (Maurizio Mariotti)
  4. Puns 05-26-15 (Stan Kegel)
  5. Its A Surprise (Paul Benoit)
  6. Gun manuals (Grady Lacy)
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26th of May Topics of the day:
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  1. The Choice (George Matyjewicz)
  2. Dear Diary (Maurizio Mariotti)
  3. Puns 05-27-15 (Stan Kegel)
  4. Gossip (Grady Lacy)
  5. A Sad, Sad Love Story (Paul Benoit)
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27th of May Topics of the day:
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  1. Rules for Dogs (George Matyjewicz)
  2. Farmer Wisdom (Lanny Julian)
  3. A Word To The Wise (Paul Benoit)
  4. Mentally unstable? (Richard Nehrbass)
  5. Puns 05-28-15 (Stan Kegel)
  6. Groaner du jour (Maurizio Mariotti)
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28th of May Topics of the day:
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  1. The Right Person? (George Matyjewicz)
  2. Puns 05-29-15 (Stan Kegel)
  3. Oh, By The Way...... (Paul Benoit)
  4. Groaner du jour (Maurizio Mariotti)
  5. Lawyer Q and A of the day (Anna Welander)
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29th of May Topics of the day:
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  1. The First Couple" At The Baseball Game (Pol. Off to Obama) (George Matyjewicz)
  2. Life on the front porch (Richard Nehrbass)
  3. Breaking News (Maurizio Mariotti)
  4. Its Time.... (Paul Benoit)
  5. Its not like its supposed to be... (Anna Welander)
  6. Mad cows (Anna Welander)
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30th of May Topics of the day:
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  1. A Dollar Per Point (George Matyjewicz)
  2. Nag, nag, nag (Offensive? Depends on your sensitivity) (Grady Lacy)
  3. Dear Diary (Maurizio Mariotti)
  4. From The Gospel (Paul Benoit)
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31st of May Topics of the day:
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  1. Pass Inspection (George Matyjewicz)
  2. Puns 06-01-15 (Stan Kegel)
  3. Yeah, Not Interested (Paul Benoit)
  4. Q&A du jour <sexist> (Maurizio Mariotti)
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