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The Humor List Postings for September 2014

Updated on Thursday, December 11, 2014 at 12:40 PM
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This is both an index of the text and zip files for the month and a day by day listing of the joke titles. If you are looking for a particular joke, search for the words in its title using the browser find command.

Below is a list of the links for each day. Each link will bring you to the Topics for that day. Each day will also have a link to the .txt, .zip and HTML files for that day

Topics for September
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At the end of all the topics is a table of links to all the months for the year of this index.
1st of September Topics of the day:
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  1. Why Dogs Cant Use Computers (George Matyjewicz)
  2. Rowing team (Topolski, Leonard P.)
  3. Phew! (Paul Benoit)
  4. Being thorough (Maurizio Mariotti)
  5. Puns 09-02-14 (Stan Kegel)
  6. When the problem begins (GrAdylacy)
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2nd of September Topics of the day:
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  1. Elementary school excuse notes (Anna Welander)
  2. SMOKE EM IF YOU GOT EM (Sandy (AKA MsSam))
  3. Jennifer Lawrence <political> (Phil G)
  4. Q&A du jour <groaner alert> (Maurizio Mariotti)
  5. Could You Please Repeat That? (Paul Benoit)
  6. WHAT WOULD YOU DO? (Sandy (AKA MsSam))
  7. My Wife Thinks Im God (George Matyjewicz)
  8. postprandial talk (Lee Bradley)
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3rd of September Topics of the day:
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  1. Humourous quotes attributed to Mohammed Ali (Anna Welander)
  2. Puns 09-03-14 (Stan Kegel)
  3. Breaking News (Maurizio Mariotti)
  4. The Unknown Package (George Matyjewicz)
  5. WHILE YOU WERE OUT...... (Paul Benoit)
  6. MY FAVORITE REFRIDGERATOR CARTOON (Sandy (AKA MsSam))
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4th of September Topics of the day:
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  1. Three Preachers (George Matyjewicz)
  2. Over and done with! (Anna Welander)
  3. Dog Property Rules (Anna Welander)
  4. Puns 09-04-14 (Stan Kegel)
  5. Definitions <adult groaner> (Maurizio Mariotti)
  6. Academic Papers (Paul Benoit)
  7. Loving relationship (Grady Lacy)
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5th of September Topics of the day:
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  1. Hello? Connect the dots? (Anna Welander)
  2. Brown Pants (George Matyjewicz)
  3. Dad, About your will ... (Lanny Julian)
  4. THE DRIVING DEAL (Sandy (AKA MsSam))
  5. Smoking in the rain.....(adult) (Mickey)
  6. Groaner du jour (Maurizio Mariotti)
  7. At The Pub Last Night (Paul Benoit)
  8. Differences (Topolski, Leonard P.)
  9. GOT A TEENAGER IN THE HOUSE? (Sandy (AKA MsSam))
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6th of September Topics of the day:
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  1. School uniforms/dress codes (Phil G)
  2. High Aspirations (George Matyjewicz)
  3. A LITTLE REFLECTION ON LIFE AS A MALE (adult ) (Mickey)
  4. The code word (Grady Lacy)
  5. Women...... (Paul Benoit)
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7th of September Topics of the day:
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  1. On his deathbed (George Matyjewicz)
  2. psychiatrist I (Lee Bradley)
  3. NOT SAYING IT WAS BORING ... BUT (Sandy (AKA MsSam))
  4. Puns 09-06-14 (Stan Kegel)
  5. Q&A du jour <adult groaner> (Maurizio Mariotti)
  6. SCHOOL (Paul Benoit)
  7. Times change. So do diapers. And for the same reason. (RLB)
  8. Cutting out slackers (Grady Lacy)
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8th of September Topics of the day:
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  1. Canadas Top Ten List of Americas (USA) Stupidity (George Matyjewicz)
  2. First Drink With My Son (Emko Witteveen)
  3. Puns 09-09-14 (Stan Kegel)
  4. YAY!!!!! (Paul Benoit)
  5. Symptoms & Faults of drinking in Pubs (Maurizio Mariotti)
  6. Traffic Report for August 2014 (HumorList Traffic Reporter)
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9th of September Topics of the day:
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  1. Dinner (George Matyjewicz)
  2. IF ID HAD THE TIME, ID WRITTEN MORE (Sandy (AKA MsSam))
  3. Amish s p a m (Anna Welander)
  4. The fools behind the screens (Anna Welander)
  5. Abstinence (Topolski, Leonard P.)
  6. The Amish are non-violent people.... (Mickey)
  7. adjectives <adult> (Lee Bradley)
  8. THE REQUEST (Sandy (AKA MsSam))
  9. Breaking News <disrespectful to Apple, adult> (Maurizio Mariotti)
  10. Puns 09-10-14 (Stan Kegel)
  11. In Fifty Years...... (Paul Benoit)
  12. The truth about blessing (Topolski, Leonard P.)
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10th of September Topics of the day:
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  1. How the fight started (Grady Lacy)
  2. Hemingway (George Matyjewicz)
  3. India Taxi Service..... (Mickey)
  4. Dear Diary <adult> (Maurizio Mariotti)
  5. So There! (Paul Benoit)
  6. Puns 09-11-14 (Stan Kegel)
  7. Ugly Marketing (Phil G)
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11th of September Topics of the day:
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  1. Confidence (George Matyjewicz)
  2. Your husband is suffering (Mickey)
  3. STAR WAR RIDDLES (Sandy (AKA MsSam))
  4. 72 virgins (Grady Lacy)
  5. Puns 09-12-14 (Stan Kegel)
  6. 5 Years Later.... (Paul Benoit)
  7. The lunch break (Maurizio Mariotti)
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12th of September Topics of the day:
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  1. Its all about how you see it (Anna Welander)
  2. It all depends of the placing of the words... (Anna Welander)
  3. Only dead fish follow the stream (Anna Welander)
  4. College Entrance Exam For Student Athletes (George Matyjewicz)
  5. Perks of reaching 50 or being over 60 and heading towards 70! (Mickey)
  6. A FEW THOUGHTS (Sandy (AKA MsSam))
  7. Translating men under the influence (Maurizio Mariotti)
  8. Ill Drink To That! (Paul Benoit)
  9. childhood diseases <adult> (Lee Bradley)
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13th of September Topics of the day:
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  1. Actual Calls to a TV News Room (Anna Welander)
  2. Navigational odds (Anna Welander)
  3. The Politician Dance (George Matyjewicz)
  4. Odds & Ends 09-13-14 (Stan Kegel)
  5. Church Marquee (Paul Benoit)
  6. A blonde joke <stereotypical> (Maurizio Mariotti)
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14th of September Topics of the day:
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  1. The Artist - Good News & Bad (George Matyjewicz)
  2. The Magic Penis (Lanny Julian)
  3. Naval physical exam (Anna Welander)
  4. Thats not it (Anna Welander)
  5. Geronimo !!! (Lee Bradley)
  6. Its All In The Book 09-14-14 (Stan Kegel)
  7. A grasshopper walks into a bar <surreal groaner> (Maurizio Mariotti)
  8. Teacher, Teacher (Paul Benoit)
  9. Sr citizen fun (Grady Lacy)
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15th of September Topics of the day:
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  1. The Engineer (George Matyjewicz)
  2. I Forgot Again (Paul Benoit)
  3. Infinite loop (Richard Nehrbass)
  4. A dog walks into a bar... (Maurizio Mariotti)
  5. count to five (Lee Bradley)
  6. Puns 09-15-14 & 09-16-14 (Stan Kegel)
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16th of September Topics of the day:
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  1. Fishermans Logic (George Matyjewicz)
  2. Dad, dont be stupid! (Anna Welander)
  3. Dear Diary (Maurizio Mariotti)
  4. Abusive Relationships (Paul Benoit)
  5. Puns 09-17-14 (Stan Kegel)
  6. sNews to me! (Lee Bradley)
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17th of September Topics of the day:
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  1. Sign of the Times (George Matyjewicz)
  2. Driving into Paia (Mickey)
  3. Understanding Marriage (Maurizio Mariotti)
  4. Aye, Scotland, Nae (Paul Benoit)
  5. Puns 09-18-14 (Stan Kegel)
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18th of September Topics of the day:
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  1. Anti-War (George Matyjewicz)
  2. Emergency Veterinarian.....( adult ) (Mickey)
  3. Puns 09-19-14 (Stan Kegel)
  4. Unfaithful wives <off. to the Irish> (Maurizio Mariotti)
  5. Hefty (Paul Benoit)
  6. Whats in a name? (Lee Bradley)
  7. CELEBRATING TALK LIKE A PIRATE DAY (Sandy (AKA MsSam))
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19th of September Topics of the day:
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  1. Whats Coming Next? (George Matyjewicz)
  2. British Humour..... (Mickey)
  3. Get it? (Anna Welander)
  4. ...So if you get jealous easily, dont read this! (Anna Welander)
  5. Quizz: Guess the organisation (Anna Welander)
  6. Hurricanes <language, etc> (Richard Nehrbass)
  7. Medical Technology (Emko Witteveen)
  8. Q&A du jour <groaner alert> (Maurizio Mariotti)
  9. Puns -- Odds & Ends 09-20-14 (Stan Kegel)
  10. SUPER BUSY DAY AHEAD (Paul Benoit)
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20th of September Topics of the day:
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  1. Overdue wedding gift (Anna Welander)
  2. Groaner Du Jour (Anna Welander)
  3. What did you think, you dirty...??! (Anna Welander)
  4. Public Speaking (George Matyjewicz)
  5. Its All In The Book 09-21-14 (Stan Kegel)
  6. LET THERE BE LIGHT <prob. blasphemous> (Paul Benoit)
  7. You know you live in a small town when... (Anna Welander)
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21st of September Topics of the day:
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  1. Pearly Gates Of Heaven (Mickey)
  2. The Fish (George Matyjewicz)
  3. Short medical exam (Grady Lacy)
  4. Another reality (Grady Lacy)
  5. Dear Diary (Maurizio Mariotti)
  6. Puns 09-22-14 (Stan Kegel)
  7. Office Warning Signs You Want To Put Up..... (Paul Benoit)
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22nd of September Topics of the day:
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  1. Autumn (George Matyjewicz)
  2. Satnav poetry (Maurizio Mariotti)
  3. Schedule (Paul Benoit)
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23rd of September Topics of the day:
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  1. Dont mess with experience (George Matyjewicz)
  2. Puns 09-23-14 (Stan Kegel)
  3. Fox Butterfield, Is That You? <unintentionally ironic; possibly political> (Phil G)
  4. Puns 09-24-14 (Stan Kegel)
  5. Here, Kitty Kitty (Paul Benoit)
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24th of September Topics of the day:
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  1. Facts Of Life (George Matyjewicz)
  2. the zoo (Lee Bradley)
  3. "Its a Mom Thing" (Mickey)
  4. Whos A Good Boy? *WHOS* A Good Boy?? (Paul Benoit)
  5. Puns 09-25-14 (Stan Kegel)
  6. Signs you are no longer in College (Maurizio Mariotti)
  7. Think before you speak (Topolski, Leonard P.)
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25th of September Topics of the day:
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  1. Charm School Graduate (Language) (Anna Welander)
  2. Puns 09-26-14 (Stan Kegel)
  3. RESPECT YOUR PARENTS!!! (Paul Benoit)
  4. The Mortgage <adult> (Maurizio Mariotti)
  5. suppositories (Lee Bradley)
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26th of September Topics of the day:
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  1. Hunting Bears..... (Mickey)
  2. Miracle (Topolski, Leonard P.)
  3. You Know Youve Booked A Cheap Flight When... (Anna Welander)
  4. Frozen crabs (Richard Nehrbass)
  5. Mercedes Benz Tail..... (Mickey)
  6. Q&A du jour <groaner alert> (Maurizio Mariotti)
  7. Odds & Ends 09-27-14 (Stan Kegel)
  8. Marital Bliss? (Paul Benoit)
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27th of September Topics of the day:
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  1. first love (Lee Bradley)
  2. How you interpret it (Topolski, Leonard P.)
  3. Special Parrot (George Matyjewicz)
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28th of September Topics of the day:
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  1. Hunting Buddies (George Matyjewicz)
  2. PENALTY (Paul Benoit)
  3. Offensive to overweight People (Mickey)
  4. Fast Moped (Richard Nehrbass)
  5. Puns 09-29-14 (Stan Kegel)
  6. Dear Diary (Maurizio Mariotti)
  7. Question (Richard Nehrbass)
  8. 24th First Annual Ceremony (Paul Benoit)
  9. Maybe Not Malicious (Phil G)
  10. Rowing 101 (Topolski, Leonard P.)
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29th of September Topics of the day:
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  1. The Burglar (George Matyjewicz)
  2. Socrates (adult ) (Mickey)
  3. The Irish Brothel (Lanny Julian)
  4. all in a days work (Lee Bradley)
  5. Did you Know... (Mickey)
  6. I Love The Fall (Paul Benoit)
  7. Little Johnny <adult-ish> (Maurizio Mariotti)
  8. invitation (Lee Bradley)
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30th of September Topics of the day:
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  1. The Apple (George Matyjewicz)
  2. Newspaper reading (Anna Welander)
  3. Unspeakable (Anna Welander)
  4. How To Appease The IT Dept. (Anna Welander)
  5. Puns 09-30-14 (Stan Kegel)
  6. How to confuse a non native English speaker... (Maurizio Mariotti)
  7. Its True, I Seen It!!! (Paul Benoit)
  8. new perspective (Lee Bradley)
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