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The Humor List Postings for May 2014

Updated on Thursday, December 11, 2014 at 12:40 PM
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This is both an index of the text and zip files for the month and a day by day listing of the joke titles. If you are looking for a particular joke, search for the words in its title using the browser find command.

Below is a list of the links for each day. Each link will bring you to the Topics for that day. Each day will also have a link to the .txt, .zip and HTML files for that day

Topics for May
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6th 7th 8th 9th 10th
11th 12th 13th 14th 15th
16th 17th 18th 19th 20th
21st 22nd 23rd 24th 25th
26th 27th 28th 29th 30th
31st        

At the end of all the topics is a table of links to all the months for the year of this index.
1st of May Topics of the day:
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  1. Celebrate! (George Matyjewicz)
  2. May Day (Lee Bradley)
  3. Dear Diary (Maurizio Mariotti)
  4. Truly Inspired (Paul Benoit)
  5. Donald Sterling <political> (Phil G)
  6. Puns of the Day 05-02-14 (Stan Kegel)
  7. Tough Shit, Amigo! (Lanny Julian)
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2nd of May Topics of the day:
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  1. Another Song? (George Matyjewicz)
  2. Appropriate preparations (Richard Nehrbass)
  3. Dear Diary <adult-ish> (Maurizio Mariotti)
  4. Oh, So Lonely (Paul Benoit)
  5. Odds & Ends 05-03-14 (Stan Kegel)
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3rd of May Topics of the day:
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  1. Its All In The Book 05-03-14 (Stan Kegel)
  2. following orders (Lee Bradley)
  3. Your Rottweiler (George Matyjewicz)
  4. Off The Record (Paul Benoit)
  5. Say it with flowers (Lee Bradley)
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4th of May Topics of the day:
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  1. The Wrong Class (George Matyjewicz)
  2. Clocks (Anna Welander)
  3. Business Ethics (Phil G)
  4. Top Ways To Get Out Of Jury Duty (Anna Welander)
  5. Murderous Nieghbour (Language) (Anna Welander)
  6. Sewing Machine Ad (Anna Welander)
  7. Weakly Humerus News 05-04-14 - Part1 - Donald Sterling (Stan Kegel)
  8. Once A Pilot, Always A Pilot? (Paul Benoit)
  9. The paratrooper <adult> (Maurizio Mariotti)
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5th of May Topics of the day:
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  1. Good Memory (George Matyjewicz)
  2. It Used To Be Hard (Paul Benoit)
  3. wine choices (Lee Bradley)
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6th of May Topics of the day:
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  1. Dyslexic Atheist (off to some) (George Matyjewicz)
  2. Dear Diary (Maurizio Mariotti)
  3. Animal Lovers (Paul Benoit)
  4. No permits required in GA (Lee Bradley)
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7th of May Topics of the day:
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  1. Age Takes Its Toll (George Matyjewicz)
  2. Ratings (Paul Benoit)
  3. 10 Ways GA guns and gals are alike (Lee Bradley)
  4. Girls Night Out <adult-ish> (Maurizio Mariotti)
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8th of May Topics of the day:
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  1. A Dollar Per Point (George Matyjewicz)
  2. Drafted? (Paul Benoit)
  3. Bad Excuse #837 (Paul Benoit)
  4. The Old Couple <an oldie> (Maurizio Mariotti)
  5. Birds of a feather ... (Lee Bradley)
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9th of May Topics of the day:
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  1. Good News, Bad News (George Matyjewicz)
  2. Picture for grandma (Adultish) (Anna Welander)
  3. You wouldnt want to hear.... (Anna Welander)
  4. Traffic Report for April 2014 (HumorList Traffic Reporter)
  5. The peanut <adult> (Maurizio Mariotti)
  6. Shes Tough!!! (Paul Benoit)
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10th of May Topics of the day:
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  1. Its Too Important <pol.> (Paul Benoit)
  2. Tom Swiftly through the Old Testament (Anna Welander)
  3. Animals Thoughts (Anna Welander)
  4. Two Irish gentlemen... (Richard Nehrbass)
  5. Light bulb moment (Topolski, Leonard P.)
  6. Hillbilly Mirror (George Matyjewicz)
  7. HAPPY MOTHERS DAY (Paul Benoit)
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11th of May Topics of the day:
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  1. Answer Fast! (George Matyjewicz)
  2. WORLDS GREATEST MOM (Paul Benoit)
  3. Continuing Education (Paul Benoit)
  4. Breaking News (Maurizio Mariotti)
  5. Puns of the Day 05-12-14 (Stan Kegel)
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12th of May Topics of the day:
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  1. Taste Test (George Matyjewicz)
  2. Texas Sheriff applicant (Richard Nehrbass)
  3. Pauly & Maury (Maurizio Mariotti)
  4. Will Ya Look At That!!! (Paul Benoit)
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13th of May Topics of the day:
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  1. Rules for flying (George Matyjewicz)
  2. Nurses Revench (Anna Welander)
  3. Musical Muse (Paul Benoit)
  4. Puns 05-14-14 (Stan Kegel)
  5. Emotion Party <adult-ish groaner> (Maurizio Mariotti)
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14th of May Topics of the day:
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  1. First Visit (George Matyjewicz)
  2. Phyliss Diller (Phil G)
  3. Puns 05-15-14 (Stan Kegel)
  4. A Friendly Word Of Advice (Paul Benoit)
  5. Pauly and Maury (Maurizio Mariotti)
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15th of May Topics of the day:
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  1. Thoughts (George Matyjewicz)
  2. If college students wrote the Bible (Maybe disrespectful) (Anna Welander)
  3. Farmers son at college (Anna Welander)
  4. Hot Dog!!!! (Paul Benoit)
  5. Dear Diary (Maurizio Mariotti)
  6. splitsville (Lee Bradley)
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16th of May Topics of the day:
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  1. Racial Issues (may be offensive) (George Matyjewicz)
  2. A Parents Prayer (Anna Welander)
  3. Breaking News (Maurizio Mariotti)
  4. So She Told Her Daughter...... (Paul Benoit)
  5. Superstitions (Anna Welander)
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17th of May Topics of the day:
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  1. run, Spot, run (Lee Bradley)
  2. Pregnant at 71 (George Matyjewicz)
  3. Bad day fishing (Richard Nehrbass)
  4. Puns 05-17-14 (Stan Kegel)
  5. The Original Sin (Paul Benoit)
  6. Dear Diary (Maurizio Mariotti)
  7. pregnancy news (Lee Bradley)
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18th of May Topics of the day:
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  1. Baby Food (George Matyjewicz)
  2. History lesson (Richard Nehrbass)
  3. Dear Diary (Maurizio Mariotti)
  4. Were Mad, I Tell You, MAD!!!! <pol> (Paul Benoit)
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19th of May Topics of the day:
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  1. Thanks A Lot (George Matyjewicz)
  2. Bunny Tale (Anna Welander)
  3. Dumb (Anna Welander)
  4. Dear Diary (Maurizio Mariotti)
  5. Dont Rush Me!!!! (Paul Benoit)
  6. 12 Step Programme for Web Addicts (Anna Welander)
  7. Signs Youve Chosen A "No Frills" Airline (Anna Welander)
  8. Talmudic Humor (Phil G)
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20th of May Topics of the day:
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  1. Pearly Gates (George Matyjewicz)
  2. What Do You Do ? (2) (Paul Benoit)
  3. Puns 05-21-14 (Stan Kegel)
  4. Pauly and Maury (Maurizio Mariotti)
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21st of May Topics of the day:
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  1. Open All Night (George Matyjewicz)
  2. Two blond guys (Grady Lacy)
  3. A groaner (Richard Nehrbass)
  4. Scarborough Fair (Paul Benoit)
  5. Puns 05-22-14 (Stan Kegel)
  6. Dear Diary <adult-ish> (Maurizio Mariotti)
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22nd of May Topics of the day:
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  1. Kids Theories of Science... (George Matyjewicz)
  2. Locked car (Grady Lacy)
  3. Puns 05-23-14 (Stan Kegel)
  4. Missing (Paul Benoit)
  5. Batman vs. Superman - Dawn of Justice (Maurizio Mariotti)
  6. S&M <adult theme> (Lee Bradley)
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23rd of May Topics of the day:
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  1. Beating The System (George Matyjewicz)
  2. A familiar reminder (Anna Welander)
  3. Eleven people on a rope (Grady Lacy)
  4. Dont get too excited... (Anna Welander)
  5. Missing dog (Anna Welander)
  6. Groaner du jour (Maurizio Mariotti)
  7. Odds & Ends 05-24-14 (Stan Kegel)
  8. Do You Really Need A List?? (Paul Benoit)
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24th of May Topics of the day:
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  1. Handy Guide When Writing a P. H. D. (Anna Welander)
  2. Lady Logic (Grady Lacy)
  3. Good School District (George Matyjewicz)
  4. Its All In The Book 05-25-14 (Stan Kegel)
  5. PLAY BALL!!! (Paul Benoit)
  6. Birth control (Lee Bradley)
  7. How Many Lawyers Does it Take to Screw In a Light Bulb (Emko Witteveen)
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25th of May Topics of the day:
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  1. The Talking Dog (George Matyjewicz)
  2. Breaking News (Maurizio Mariotti)
  3. Old Soldiers Never Die.....? (Paul Benoit)
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26th of May Topics of the day:
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  1. "The First Couple" At The Baseball Game (George Matyjewicz)
  2. Sexy (Grady Lacy)
  3. Sad golf story <language> (Richard Nehrbass)
  4. Breaking News (Maurizio Mariotti)
  5. Puns 05-27-14 (Stan Kegel)
  6. What Luck?? (Paul Benoit)
  7. Fw: Humourlist (Lanny Julian)
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27th of May Topics of the day:
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  1. Definitions (George Matyjewicz)
  2. Idiot sighting (Grady Lacy)
  3. Climate Change Warning (Paul Benoit)
  4. Pauly and Maury (Maurizio Mariotti)
  5. God loves a winner (Lee Bradley)
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28th of May Topics of the day:
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  1. Dog Haircut (George Matyjewicz)
  2. Fox Butterfield, Is That You? <unintentionally ironic; possibly political> (Phil G)
  3. Singing syndrome (Topolski, Leonard P.)
  4. Dear Diary (Maurizio Mariotti)
  5. ITS ALL IN THE MATH (Paul Benoit)
  6. Puns 05-29-14 (Stan Kegel)
  7. The Alien <adult-ish> (Maurizio Mariotti)
  8. New State Slogans Part 1 (Anna Welander)
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29th of May Topics of the day:
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  1. Anchors Aweigh (George Matyjewicz)
  2. Not cut out for the job (Topolski, Leonard P.)
  3. Breaking News (Maurizio Mariotti)
  4. INSTRUCTIONS (Paul Benoit)
  5. Puns 05-30-14 (Stan Kegel)
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30th of May Topics of the day:
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  1. Have a guess! (Anna Welander)
  2. silence is golden (Lee Bradley)
  3. Airplane Troubles (George Matyjewicz)
  4. Confession (Grady Lacy)
  5. Halloween Humor (Topolski, Leonard P.)
  6. Announcements on the London Underground (Maurizio Mariotti)
  7. Commencement Speech (Paul Benoit)
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31st of May Topics of the day:
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  1. Acceptance Testing (George Matyjewicz)
  2. Odds & Ends 05-31-14 (Stan Kegel)
  3. Scheduled (Paul Benoit)
  4. anti-semitism (Lee Bradley)
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