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The Humor List Postings for April 2014

Updated on Thursday, December 11, 2014 at 12:40 PM
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This is both an index of the text and zip files for the month and a day by day listing of the joke titles. If you are looking for a particular joke, search for the words in its title using the browser find command.

Below is a list of the links for each day. Each link will bring you to the Topics for that day. Each day will also have a link to the .txt, .zip and HTML files for that day

Topics for April
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At the end of all the topics is a table of links to all the months for the year of this index.
1st of April Topics of the day:
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  1. My Favorite April Fools Joke (George Matyjewicz)
  2. Thats Just Cruel (Paul Benoit)
  3. We are invading (Mickey)
  4. Mergers (adult) (Mickey)
  5. What Do You Do? (Paul Benoit)
  6. Puns of the Day 04-02-14 (Stan Kegel)
  7. Little Johnnys breakfast (Lanny Julian)
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2nd of April Topics of the day:
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  1. Some more please (Lanny Julian)
  2. Anger Management (George Matyjewicz)
  3. Jewish Mothers (Topolski, Leonard P.)
  4. Telephone Survey.... (Lanny Julian)
  5. Doctor Doolittle I Aint (Paul Benoit)
  6. Puns of the Day 04-03-14 (Stan Kegel)
  7. News from Microsoft (Maurizio Mariotti)
  8. Moral (Grady Lacy)
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3rd of April Topics of the day:
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  1. Obamacare Explained once and for all (George Matyjewicz)
  2. Night Nurse (Lanny Julian)
  3. Rules To Live A Long Life (Anna Welander)
  4. Creative Ways To Say Someone Is Stupid (Anna Welander)
  5. Wifes Photo <bad taste> (Phil G)
  6. Lucy (Marsha Coleman)
  7. The Pope arrives in LA (Richard Nehrbass)
  8. The Deaf Wife Syndrome (Lanny Julian)
  9. Had my colonoscopy (Mickey)
  10. Trying to Help You Guys Get in Touch with your Feminine Side! (Lanny Julian)
  11. Dear Diary (Maurizio Mariotti)
  12. Nervous? You Should Be! (Paul Benoit)
  13. Puns of the Day 04-04-14 (Stan Kegel)
  14. Golf (Emko Witteveen)
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4th of April Topics of the day:
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  1. Bad News (George Matyjewicz)
  2. Singing in Ukriane (Lee Bradley)
  3. Age by car radio (Anna Welander)
  4. Homework/Report Excuses (Anna Welander)
  5. Mr. Wright (Emko Witteveen)
  6. A new superhero (Maurizio Mariotti)
  7. The Animal Banquet (Stan Kegel)
  8. Sure (Paul Benoit)
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5th of April Topics of the day:
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  1. The fishing trip. (Grady Lacy)
  2. The lone bat (Anna Welander)
  3. Toddler Miracle Diet (George Matyjewicz)
  4. Oh, Snap.... (Paul Benoit)
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6th of April Topics of the day:
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  1. The Wizard (George Matyjewicz)
  2. PLAY BALL!!!! (Paul Benoit)
  3. Dear Diary (Maurizio Mariotti)
  4. Its All In The Book 04-06-14 (Stan Kegel)
  5. Ole Goes Goose Hunting (Lanny Julian)
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7th of April Topics of the day:
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  1. Splinters in her crotch (Lanny Julian)
  2. Last words (George Matyjewicz)
  3. A Duck in a Bar (Emko Witteveen)
  4. The Ultimate Ethnic Joke..... (Mickey)
  5. Putin again (Lee Bradley)
  6. Husbands call: (Lanny Julian)
  7. The Ultimate Ethnic Joke..... (Mickey)
  8. Bad Move (Paul Benoit)
  9. Puns of the Day 04-08-14 (Stan Kegel)
  10. Neighbourly Competition <adult> (Maurizio Mariotti)
  11. a rose by any other name (Lee Bradley)
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8th of April Topics of the day:
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  1. Witnessing a Baptism (George Matyjewicz)
  2. Dear Diary (Maurizio Mariotti)
  3. She Has Issues (Paul Benoit)
  4. Puns of the Day 04-09-14 (Stan Kegel)
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9th of April Topics of the day:
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  1. Out to lunch (George Matyjewicz)
  2. Cyberia (Lee Bradley)
  3. a car that came crashing through his hedge (Mickey)
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10th of April Topics of the day:
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11th of April Topics of the day:
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12th of April Topics of the day:
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13th of April Topics of the day:
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14th of April Topics of the day:
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15th of April Topics of the day:
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16th of April Topics of the day:
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17th of April Topics of the day:
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  1. Back online! YEAH!! (Sandy (AKA MsSam))
  2. That Good? (Sandy (AKA MsSam))
  3. Very Colorful (Paul Benoit)
  4. Quit Golf??? (Mickey)
  5. Traffic Report for March 2014 (HumorList Traffic Reporter)
  6. Feel better! (Richard Nehrbass)
  7. How It Happened <prob. blasphemous> (Paul Benoit)
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18th of April Topics of the day:
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  1. I Hate To Correct You, But... (George Matyjewicz)
  2. The Secret Airbase (Anna Welander)
  3. Evaluation Exerpts (Anna Welander)
  4. Thats why (Anna Welander)
  5. All Lawyers Are Jerks (Off to lawyers and... well, jerks) (Anna Welander)
  6. Kids Books Youll Never See (Oh, some are horrible and adult!) (Anna Welander)
  7. Speeding Rumors (Anna Welander)
  8. Golf Signs (Anna Welander)
  9. The Mammogram (Anna Welander)
  10. *Whoopsy!!* (Anna Welander)
  11. Roman drivers (Anna Welander)
  12. Yard (Anna Welander)
  13. How To Be Really Annoying (Anna Welander)
  14. New watch (Anna Welander)
  15. DUCKS IN HEAVEN..... (Mickey)
  16. New to America (Maurizio Mariotti)
  17. Odds & Ends 04-19-14 (Stan Kegel)
  18. Dessert (Paul Benoit)
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19th of April Topics of the day:
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  1. Learning Numbers (George Matyjewicz)
  2. Be careful what you say (Topolski, Leonard P.)
  3. Quit Golf??? (Mickey)
  4. Cmon, Easter!! (Paul Benoit)
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20th of April Topics of the day:
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  1. Relationship (Emko Witteveen)
  2. The Moonwalk (George Matyjewicz)
  3. wedded bliss (Lee Bradley)
  4. Hell Be Back (Paul Benoit)
  5. Navy humor (Topolski, Leonard P.)
  6. English?Asylum for the Verbally Insane (Lanny Julian)
  7. Quandary or Karma? <insensitive> (Maurizio Mariotti)
  8. Nobody Thought To Ask? (Paul Benoit)
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21st of April Topics of the day:
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  1. Sports Opinion Column Humor (Phil G)
  2. Aphrodisiacs (Topolski, Leonard P.)
  3. Gender equality (OFFENSIVE TO WOMEN) (Topolski, Leonard P.)
  4. Notes to the Milkman (Maurizio Mariotti)
  5. Its Like Im A Magnet (Paul Benoit)
  6. Puns of the Day 04-22-14 (Stan Kegel)
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22nd of April Topics of the day:
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  1. The way women consider things (Richard Nehrbass)
  2. English funnies <oldies, mostly> (Maurizio Mariotti)
  3. Stupid Doctor (Paul Benoit)
  4. Waterloo (George Matyjewicz)
  5. curiosity kills the cat (Lee Bradley)
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23rd of April Topics of the day:
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  1. Thats Much Better (Paul Benoit)
  2. Puns of the Day 04-23-14 (Stan Kegel)
  3. Another Little Johnny story... (Lanny Julian)
  4. Mamas instructions (Lee Bradley)
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24th of April Topics of the day:
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  1. MOM! (George Matyjewicz)
  2. Opinion Column Humor <political> (Phil G)
  3. One more time <insensitive> (Maurizio Mariotti)
  4. Dont Want To Hear It (Paul Benoit)
  5. History in the making (Lee Bradley)
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25th of April Topics of the day:
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  1. Grandmas Recipe (George Matyjewicz)
  2. Finding your seat (Anna Welander)
  3. More ways to be annoying (Anna Welander)
  4. Why Teachers Drink..... (Mickey)
  5. From a Geeks Android Tutorial (Phil G)
  6. Medieval pick-up lines <adult-ish innuendoes> (Maurizio Mariotti)
  7. Lie Clocks..... (Mickey)
  8. Odds & Ends 04-26-14 (Stan Kegel)
  9. Cheers!!! (Paul Benoit)
  10. Putin modernizes things (Lee Bradley)
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26th of April Topics of the day:
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  1. Bumper Snickers (More of them) (Anna Welander)
  2. Puns of the Day 04-25-14 (Stan Kegel)
  3. The Contest (George Matyjewicz)
  4. She Made It (Paul Benoit)
  5. In the nudist colony <adult-ish groaner> (Maurizio Mariotti)
  6. Shorthand Texting For Seniors (Anna Welander)
  7. Ive Learned... (Anna Welander)
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27th of April Topics of the day:
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  1. Things Youll Never Hear a Mother Say (George Matyjewicz)
  2. Excuses, Excuses (Paul Benoit)
  3. Dear Diary (Maurizio Mariotti)
  4. Theater Seats for Seniors (Lanny Julian)
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28th of April Topics of the day:
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  1. What Things On Your Resume Really Mean (Anna Welander)
  2. Walter (yuk!) (George Matyjewicz)
  3. change of climate (Lee Bradley)
  4. BINGO (Paul Benoit)
  5. Science (Topolski, Leonard P.)
  6. Groaner du jour (Maurizio Mariotti)
  7. face-to-face (Lee Bradley)
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29th of April Topics of the day:
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  1. Mental Test (George Matyjewicz)
  2. True or False (Paul Benoit)
  3. Three nuns <disrespectful> (Maurizio Mariotti)
  4. Boot Camp <Language> (Emko Witteveen)
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30th of April Topics of the day:
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  1. New Breeds (George Matyjewicz)
  2. drink beer (Mickey)
  3. The Principles of Jewish Buddism (Topolski, Leonard P.)
  4. News and then some back comments (Lee Bradley)
  5. How I lost my teeth (Lanny Julian)
  6. Weight Study (Paul Benoit)
  7. Q&A du jour <groaner alert> (Maurizio Mariotti)
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