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The Humor List Postings for February 2014

Updated on Thursday, December 11, 2014 at 12:40 PM
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This is both an index of the text and zip files for the month and a day by day listing of the joke titles. If you are looking for a particular joke, search for the words in its title using the browser find command.

Below is a list of the links for each day. Each link will bring you to the Topics for that day. Each day will also have a link to the .txt, .zip and HTML files for that day

Topics for February
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At the end of all the topics is a table of links to all the months for the year of this index.
1st of February Topics of the day:
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  1. Go the F**k to Sleep <explicit language> (Phil G)
  2. Nine words women use. (Grady Lacy)
  3. Rear View (George Matyjewicz)
  4. Ask your pharmacist (Richard Nehrbass)
  5. Political Aphorisms (Richard Nehrbass)
  6. Save Us, Punxsutawney Phil! (Paul Benoit)
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2nd of February Topics of the day:
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  1. We Can Still Work, Right? (George Matyjewicz)
  2. GROUNDHOG DAY (Sandy (AKA MsSam))
  3. A SUPERBOWL? (Marsha Coleman)
  4. Dear Diary (Maurizio Mariotti)
  5. You Thought You Had A Choice? (Paul Benoit)
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3rd of February Topics of the day:
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  1. Super Bowl (George Matyjewicz)
  2. A WINTER POEM (Sandy (AKA MsSam))
  3. Cmon, Now, Stop!! (Paul Benoit)
  4. Kiss per Yard (Emko Witteveen)
  5. Do you know what day it is? (Richard Nehrbass)
  6. to each his own <adult> (Lee Bradley)
  7. Breaking News (Maurizio Mariotti)
  8. What If....... (Paul Benoit)
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4th of February Topics of the day:
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  1. No problem nurse. (George Matyjewicz)
  2. ME AND MY BED (Collection) (sandy@ssibert911.com)
  3. Dear Diary (Maurizio Mariotti)
  4. Aw, Mom!!!! (Paul Benoit)
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5th of February Topics of the day:
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  1. LATE NIGHT JOKES ON TAXES (Sandy (AKA MsSam))
  2. A Priest, Rabbi and a Baptist Minister (Lanny Julian)
  3. Wrong Bus! (George Matyjewicz)
  4. A Dangerous Trend (Paul Benoit)
  5. In Class (Maurizio Mariotti)
  6. Aw, Dad!!!! (Paul Benoit)
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6th of February Topics of the day:
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  1. BLONDE MALE JOKES/GROANERS (maybe offensive to both) (Sandy (AKA MsSam))
  2. Quacks? (Anna Welander)
  3. Cut off (George Matyjewicz)
  4. Economic Stimulus (Grady Lacy)
  5. You Smell That? (Paul Benoit)
  6. Miss Maggie T says ..... (Marsha Coleman)
  7. WHAT WAS THAT SOUND? (Sandy (AKA MsSam))
  8. This is good! (Anna Welander)
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7th of February Topics of the day:
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  1. Honest Applicant (George Matyjewicz)
  2. The best affair (Richard Nehrbass)
  3. Help <adult-ish> (Maurizio Mariotti)
  4. Best affair #2 (Richard Nehrbass)
  5. Yuck!!! (Paul Benoit)
  6. BOOK SHELVES (Sandy (AKA MsSam))
  7. Things You Dont Want To Hear In A Tattoo Parlour (Anna Welander)
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8th of February Topics of the day:
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  1. Milo and Stosh (Lanny Julian)
  2. Traffic Report for January 2014 (HumorList Traffic Reporter)
  3. Football (Renaud (Ron) OLGIATI)
  4. Patient has pholenfrometry (George Matyjewicz)
  5. The handstand <adult> (Maurizio Mariotti)
  6. Its Easy (Paul Benoit)
  7. Miss Maggie T says ...... (Marsha Coleman)
  8. 10 Things You Never Hear In Church (Anna Welander)
  9. WORD COUNT (Sandy (AKA MsSam))
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9th of February Topics of the day:
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  1. INSURANCE (Paul Benoit)
  2. Indebtedness (Grady Lacy)
  3. chaplains visit <adult> (Lee Bradley)
  4. Three nuns <disrespectful> (Maurizio Mariotti)
  5. NSA Agent (Anna Welander)
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10th of February Topics of the day:
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  1. Honeymoon Cottage (George Matyjewicz)
  2. Date of Birth (Emko Witteveen)
  3. NOTHING WORSE THAN RIDDLES ... DOGGIE STYLE (Sandy (AKA MsSam))
  4. Somethin Just Aint Right.... (Paul Benoit)
  5. Nursing home (Richard Nehrbass)
  6. Q&A du jour <terrible groaner> (Maurizio Mariotti)
  7. Success/Failure (Grady Lacy)
  8. The Laws of Golfing (Anna Welander)
  9. OVER-ACHIEVERS IN THE NEWS (Sandy (AKA MsSam))
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11th of February Topics of the day:
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  1. Big News (George Matyjewicz)
  2. The Affordable Car Act <political> (Phil G)
  3. Dear Diary (Maurizio Mariotti)
  4. Tigers (Paul Benoit)
  5. JUST PLAIN SILLY (Sandy (AKA MsSam))
  6. The light turned yellow (Grady Lacy)
  7. Weather prediction (Lanny Julian)
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12th of February Topics of the day:
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  1. T-shirt Slogans (Anna Welander)
  2. FLY SOUTHWEST - THE CREWS ARE SMARTER (adult) (Mickey)
  3. Raising Bread <adult-ish> (Maurizio Mariotti)
  4. (for tomorrow.... shhh) (Paul Benoit)
  5. WIT AND WISDOM OF ABRAHAM LINCOLN (Sandy (AKA MsSam))
  6. Venus and Mars (May be off. to men and women) (Anna Welander)
  7. Priests collar (Lanny Julian)
  8. Ready for Winter travel! (Grady Lacy)
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13th of February Topics of the day:
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  1. Valentines Day Humor (George Matyjewicz)
  2. Bumper Snickers (Anna Welander)
  3. More Bumper Snickers (Anna Welander)
  4. Jury Duty (Anna Welander)
  5. More Bumper Snickers (Anna Welander)
  6. Dear Diary (Maurizio Mariotti)
  7. Happy V.D. -<--@ (Paul Benoit)
  8. Top 10 Signs You Bought A Lemon Of A Car (Anna Welander)
  9. PLEASE NO GIFTS THIS YEAR! (Sandy (AKA MsSam))
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14th of February Topics of the day:
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  1. Double entendre ? <adult-ish> (Renaud (Ron) OLGIATI)
  2. Thinking Ahead (George Matyjewicz)
  3. 9 Out Of 10??? (Mickey)
  4. Real need for sensitivity training (Grady Lacy)
  5. RECENTLY FOUND (Paul Benoit)
  6. Re: Double entendre ? <adult-ish> (Stan Kegel)
  7. Door Hinge <adult> (Maurizio Mariotti)
  8. PRESIDENTIAL HUMOR (Sandy (AKA MsSam))
  9. Father Of The Bride (Paul Benoit)
  10. victimization at school (Lee Bradley)
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15th of February Topics of the day:
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  1. You Pass (George Matyjewicz)
  2. Holy S#!+ (Paul Benoit)
  3. PRESIDENTIAL HUMOR 2 (Sandy (AKA MsSam))
  4. Joining a Nudist Colony <adult-ish> (Maurizio Mariotti)
  5. BRITISH MILITARY OFFICERS REPORTS (Lanny Julian)
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16th of February Topics of the day:
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  1. Secret To A Happy Marriage (George Matyjewicz)
  2. Wisdom from an old Jewish man (Lanny Julian)
  3. Farts (Emko Witteveen)
  4. Dirty Verse (Paul Benoit)
  5. PRESIDENTIAL HUMOR 3 (Sandy (AKA MsSam))
  6. Men in Heaven (Lanny Julian)
  7. DUI Tennessee style (Grady Lacy)
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17th of February Topics of the day:
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  1. On The Bright Side (George Matyjewicz)
  2. *NOW* He Tells Me!! (Paul Benoit)
  3. Dear Diary (Maurizio Mariotti)
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18th of February Topics of the day:
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  1. VASECTOMIES <Mildly Adultish> (Sandy (AKA MsSam))
  2. IM NO LONGER CONFUSED..... (Mickey)
  3. Floods in Britain (Maurizio Mariotti)
  4. DONT SPANK THE BEARS (Sandy (AKA MsSam))
  5. Happy Anniversary (Paul Benoit)
  6. Low-slung pants (Grady Lacy)
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19th of February Topics of the day:
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  1. Misleading Label (George Matyjewicz)
  2. Dyslexia <bad taste; adult> (Phil G)
  3. Notice to my friends (Maurizio Mariotti)
  4. Im Big Boned (Paul Benoit)
  5. METEOROLOGISTS TOP 10 ANNOYING EMAILS (Sandy (AKA MsSam))
  6. Kind of music (Anna Welander)
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20th of February Topics of the day:
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  1. Fays Best Shot (George Matyjewicz)
  2. Better write that down! (Grady Lacy)
  3. May I Take Your Order? (Paul Benoit)
  4. Breaking news (Maurizio Mariotti)
  5. THE FUR COAT (Sandy (AKA MsSam))
  6. Typical, isnt it! (Anna Welander)
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21st of February Topics of the day:
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  1. Obituary printed in the London Times.....Absolutely Dead Brilliant!! (George Matyjewicz)
  2. *REAL* Obituary..... (Paul Benoit)
  3. The flower you give to someone you love? (Grady Lacy)
  4. Three contractors (May be off to NY:ers) (Anna Welander)
  5. Not that confused! (Anna Welander)
  6. How poor were we? (Anna Welander)
  7. Opinion Column Humor <political> (Phil G)
  8. one for us all (Mickey)
  9. Change In the Navy (Maurizio Mariotti)
  10. Office Vocabulary (Lang) (Anna Welander)
  11. Top Ten Hilarious Pranks To Play In Space (Anna Welander)
  12. MCDONALDS TRAINING (Sandy (AKA MsSam))
  13. Buy A Lady A Drink? (Paul Benoit)
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22nd of February Topics of the day:
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  1. The Perfect Dress (George Matyjewicz)
  2. The name joke (Topolski, Leonard P.)
  3. Diagram Prize (Maurizio Mariotti)
  4. THE GRAND WIZARD (Sandy (AKA MsSam))
  5. RISE UP!!!! (Paul Benoit)
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23rd of February Topics of the day:
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  1. Christian Breakup Lines (Anna Welander)
  2. What time? (George Matyjewicz)
  3. Dinner With Friends (May be off to old people) (Anna Welander)
  4. You Know Youre Having A Bad Day When... (Anna Welander)
  5. Text message (adult) (Mickey)
  6. The Kaplan Diamond (Topolski, Leonard P.)
  7. Little Johnny <adult-ish> (Maurizio Mariotti)
  8. Staff Meeting (Paul Benoit)
  9. I AINT BLIND YA KNOW! (Sandy (AKA MsSam))
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24th of February Topics of the day:
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  1. Confessional (Lanny Julian)
  2. Grandpas Books (George Matyjewicz)
  3. More Bad Day Signs (Anna Welander)
  4. Two engineers (Anna Welander)
  5. Baptist cowboy (Richard Nehrbass)
  6. Getting Older! (Grady Lacy)
  7. The Lollipop Line <adult-ish innuendo> (Maurizio Mariotti)
  8. YAWN (Paul Benoit)
  9. Thanks for this! (Anna Welander)
  10. Marriage (Randall Woodman)
  11. Dog Exercises (Anna Welander)
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25th of February Topics of the day:
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  1. Smart old man (George Matyjewicz)
  2. HELMSMAN TRAINING (Sandy (AKA MsSam))
  3. Painting the Church... (Lanny Julian)
  4. Fox Butterfield, Is That You? <political> (Phil G)
  5. Pregnant at 71 (Grady Lacy)
  6. Car keys (Richard Nehrbass)
  7. Halloween Party (risqu?) (Emko Witteveen)
  8. Add Your Own (Paul Benoit)
  9. Dear Diary (Maurizio Mariotti)
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26th of February Topics of the day:
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  1. SHHHHHHH! (George Matyjewicz)
  2. PROVISIONS OF ARIZONAS PROPOSED ANTI-GAY LAW (Sandy (AKA MsSam))
  3. Hospital Regulations (Grady Lacy)
  4. Like *Thats* Gonna Happen (Paul Benoit)
  5. BARGAINS <Jewish Stereotype> (Sandy (AKA MsSam))
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27th of February Topics of the day:
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  1. Riddles & Quotes (George Matyjewicz)
  2. Do your best, son!! (Grady Lacy)
  3. You Know Youre Having A Bad Day When (Anna Welander)
  4. Japanese Sex.....( adult ) (Mickey)
  5. Still ?!?!? (Paul Benoit)
  6. 1. Japanese guy in America & 2. American in Scotland (Joe Whalen)
  7. Hard luck <adult> (Maurizio Mariotti)
  8. A PROMISE IS A PROMISE (Sandy (AKA MsSam))
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28th of February Topics of the day:
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  1. The world as it is: (Mickey)
  2. Irony ---- Short & Profound (George Matyjewicz)
  3. ?Fox Butterfield, Es Que Usted? <political; politico> (Phil G)
  4. Grandparents..... (Mickey)
  5. Breaking News <stereotypical> (Maurizio Mariotti)
  6. MOTIVATION (Sandy (AKA MsSam))
  7. Immigration <off. to AZs> (Paul Benoit)
  8. mathematical help (Joe Whalen)
  9. Punography (Grady Lacy)
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