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The Humor List Postings for August 2013

Updated on Thursday, December 12, 2013 at 04:55 PM
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This is both an index of the text and zip files for the month and a day by day listing of the joke titles. If you are looking for a particular joke, search for the words in its title using the browser find command.

Below is a list of the links for each day. Each link will bring you to the Topics for that day. Each day will also have a link to the .txt, .zip and HTML files for that day

Topics for August
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At the end of all the topics is a table of links to all the months for the year of this index.
1st of August Topics of the day:
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  1. A smart dad (George Matyjewicz)
  2. Yugo Jokes (Phil G)
  3. Cold!!! (Topolski, Leonard P.)
  4. Breaking News (Maurizio Mariotti)
  5. Did You Really Have To Ask? (Paul Benoit)
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2nd of August Topics of the day:
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  1. Overboard (OLDIE) (George Matyjewicz)
  2. Home, sweet home (Ray Powell)
  3. Ageing (off to old farts) (Renaud OLGIATI (Ron))
  4. The dog! (Richard)
  5. A Snowden inspiration <mildly funny. (Bill Edwards)
  6. Two Bees (Grady Lacy)
  7. Eight Words With Two Meanings.....( adult ) (Mickey)
  8. Breaking News (Maurizio Mariotti)
  9. We Do What We Can (Paul Benoit)
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3rd of August Topics of the day:
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  1. A Redneck Pregnancy.....( adult ) (Mickey)
  2. Standing up for himself (Ray Powell)
  3. Terminology confusion (Ray Powell)
  4. Ten Years Experience (George Matyjewicz)
  5. Breaking News (Maurizio Mariotti)
  6. Psalm 23.5?? (Paul Benoit)
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4th of August Topics of the day:
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  1. Diapers (Mickey)
  2. Blind snake (Grady Lacy)
  3. Dear Diary (Maurizio Mariotti)
  4. Whatever Works.... (Paul Benoit)
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5th of August Topics of the day:
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  1. Refrigerator Art (George Matyjewicz)
  2. Drug Treatment Center (Grady Lacy)
  3. Holy Water? (Grady Lacy)
  4. Survey <adult> (Lee Bradley)
  5. Ice Cream (Paul Benoit)
  6. Dear Diary (Maurizio Mariotti)
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6th of August Topics of the day:
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  1. Rough Ride (George Matyjewicz)
  2. World Traveler (Randall Woodman)
  3. The Custodian (Grady Lacy)
  4. Opinion Column Humor <political> (Phil G)
  5. Johnny Depp (Ana E. Muss)
  6. Notice <probably blasphemous> (Maurizio Mariotti)
  7. explanation of the oil crisis in Canada (Mickey)
  8. Oatmeal (Paul Benoit)
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7th of August Topics of the day:
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  1. Good Point (George Matyjewicz)
  2. The mohel (Grady Lacy)
  3. Dignity for Edward Snowden (Ana E. Muss)
  4. The personal pizza (Lee Bradley)
  5. Breaking news (Maurizio Mariotti)
  6. *Now* I Understand!!! (Paul Benoit)
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8th of August Topics of the day:
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  1. Road Trip (George Matyjewicz)
  2. magic watch (Joe Whalen)
  3. BEING UNSHELLFISH (Grady Lacy)
  4. Traffic Report for July 2013 (HumorList Traffic Reporter)
  5. Golfing Truisms..... (Mickey)
  6. Breaking News (Maurizio Mariotti)
  7. Oy, Mate!!! (Paul Benoit)
  8. Cleopatras skull (Joe Whalen)
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9th of August Topics of the day:
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  1. The Bill (Grady Lacy)
  2. How To Know Whether Or Not You Are Ready To Have Children (George Matyjewicz)
  3. Diary of a Scotsman (Maurizio Mariotti)
  4. USA! USA! USA! (Paul Benoit)
  5. ZIP codes <political> (Phil G)
  6. My new dog is... (Carol)
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10th of August Topics of the day:
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  1. Avocados and milk (Grady Lacy)
  2. You just gotta love the Brits. (off to Muslims) (George Matyjewicz)
  3. Holy Mother Of Jesus (Paul Benoit)
  4. Dear Diary <adult-ish> (Maurizio Mariotti)
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11th of August Topics of the day:
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  1. Two Priests & Little boys (not what you think but adult 2nd one)) (George Matyjewicz)
  2. Kindness pays (Grady Lacy)
  3. HEALING SERVICE ( adult ) (Mickey)
  4. Dear Diary <adult-ish> (Maurizio Mariotti)
  5. The latest on Dr. Who (Maurizio Mariotti)
  6. Balls (Paul Benoit)
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12th of August Topics of the day:
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  1. Vacationing in Venice (George Matyjewicz)
  2. Which Virgin (Grady Lacy)
  3. Black Angus.....( adult ) (Mickey)
  4. Oh, Dangitall.......... (Paul Benoit)
  5. tip for the married man (Lee Bradley)
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13th of August Topics of the day:
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  1. Crimestopper (off to some) (George Matyjewicz)
  2. False Teeth..... (Mickey)
  3. Cats (Ray Powell)
  4. talking about sailboats?.. (Ray Powell)
  5. Where did I go? Oh, Where did I go? (Grady Lacy)
  6. The Southern Baptist <adult-ish with a moral> (Maurizio Mariotti)
  7. HELP ME, OH, SAVE ME!!!!!! (Paul Benoit)
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14th of August Topics of the day:
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  1. Directions and Cinderella story (Joe Whalen)
  2. What the Bible means. (Grady Lacy)
  3. Sheriff Exam.....( adult ^ off ) (Mickey)
  4. Family Dinner Party (Paul Benoit)
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15th of August Topics of the day:
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  1. False Teeth (Grady Lacy)
  2. On Vacation? <pol.> (Paul Benoit)
  3. The Tool Shed (Randall Woodman)
  4. Where to go for a drink <ethnic stereotype> (Maurizio Mariotti)
  5. Playing In The Dark (Paul Benoit)
  6. My New dog is... (Carol)
  7. News flash just in for the year 2035. (Renaud OLGIATI (Ron))
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16th of August Topics of the day:
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  1. Excellent part-time work (George Matyjewicz)
  2. Still more Groucho mis/attributions (Bill Edwards)
  3. Dear Diary (Maurizio Mariotti)
  4. Going Out Tonight? (Paul Benoit)
  5. confession and marrige (Lee Bradley)
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17th of August Topics of the day:
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  1. The helpful husband (Ray Powell)
  2. Pregant Turkey (Ray Powell)
  3. Little Known Computer Viruses (George Matyjewicz)
  4. Discrepancy <adult-ish> (Maurizio Mariotti)
  5. Writers Block? (Paul Benoit)
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18th of August Topics of the day:
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  1. Rough Ride (George Matyjewicz)
  2. Book a Flight (Grady Lacy)
  3. puzzle (Lee Bradley)
  4. senior humor (adult) (Mickey)
  5. Dear Diary (Maurizio Mariotti)
  6. Put Your Future In Our Hands (Paul Benoit)
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19th of August Topics of the day:
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  1. Pretty Good Trick (oldie) (George Matyjewicz)
  2. Dear Diary (Maurizio Mariotti)
  3. I Didnt Need To Know That (Paul Benoit)
  4. Nostradamus predicts downfall of Tony "Tony Weiner" Weiner (Lee Bradley)
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20th of August Topics of the day:
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  1. Id Like To Make A Withdrawal (George Matyjewicz)
  2. Worst Scandal Ever (Paul Benoit)
  3. Fox Butterfield, Is That You? <vaguely political> (Phil G)
  4. Dreams (Grady Lacy)
  5. Rob Autons chocolate joke is Fringe funniest (Maurizio Mariotti)
  6. I Got The Munchies (Paul Benoit)
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21st of August Topics of the day:
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  1. Valid Point (George Matyjewicz)
  2. Has It Been That Long? * (Paul Benoit)
  3. At the office <groaner alert> (Maurizio Mariotti)
  4. Opportunity (Grady Lacy)
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22nd of August Topics of the day:
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  1. Upgrade (oldie) (George Matyjewicz)
  2. Breaking News (Maurizio Mariotti)
  3. Im Really Not Interested...... (Paul Benoit)
  4. Grandfather (Grady Lacy)
  5. wedding bliss (Lee Bradley)
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23rd of August Topics of the day:
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  1. Todays short reading from the Bible <prob. blasphemous> (Maurizio Mariotti)
  2. Its A Tough Job (Paul Benoit)
  3. Ahh, The Younger Generation (Wendell Gragg)
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24th of August Topics of the day:
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  1. The Colonoscopy ..( adult lang ) (Mickey)
  2. The best (groaner) (George Matyjewicz)
  3. What If...... (Paul Benoit)
  4. Christmas gifts <adult> (Lee Bradley)
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25th of August Topics of the day:
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  1. Tough Judge (George Matyjewicz)
  2. Breaking News (Maurizio Mariotti)
  3. And Then She Wrote.... (Paul Benoit)
  4. English pronunciation (Renaud OLGIATI (Ron))
  5. Best kept house in the whole USA (Grady Lacy)
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26th of August Topics of the day:
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  1. Who else died? (Joe Whalen)
  2. Dear Diary (Maurizio Mariotti)
  3. Moving with the Times (Grady Lacy)
  4. Nobody Listens To Me (Paul Benoit)
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27th of August Topics of the day:
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  1. Test Flight (off to the Brits) (George Matyjewicz)
  2. The Ten Commandments of Cell Phones (Maurizio Mariotti)
  3. Rhymin Slimin (Paul Benoit)
  4. Paternal surveillance (Grady Lacy)
  5. The Americans Guide to France (Renaud OLGIATI (Ron))
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28th of August Topics of the day:
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  1. Prose vs Poetry (George Matyjewicz)
  2. See, That Dont Work For Me (Paul Benoit)
  3. Episcopal moves! (Grady Lacy)
  4. 49th anniversary (Lee Bradley)
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29th of August Topics of the day:
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  1. Business Slogans (George Matyjewicz)
  2. Who was that Masked Man? (Randall Woodman)
  3. Watching Out For You (Paul Benoit)
  4. Breaking news (Maurizio Mariotti)
  5. It Cant Be True (Paul Benoit)
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30th of August Topics of the day:
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  1. Amazing Race (George Matyjewicz)
  2. Satire Meets Reality <political> (Phil G)
  3. A fishy story (Grady Lacy)
  4. Breaking News (Maurizio Mariotti)
  5. The Lone Ranger and Tonto <offensive to Indians> (Richard Nehrbass)
  6. Yeah, Id Do That (Paul Benoit)
  7. The last of my Groucho quotes (Bill Edwards)
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31st of August Topics of the day:
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  1. Running Into The Law..... (Mickey)
  2. TOPs Flatulence (Grady Lacy)
  3. Maybe Its Time To Quit Smoking (George Matyjewicz)
  4. brains: science and politics collide (Lee Bradley)
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