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The Humor List Postings for May 2013

Updated on Thursday, December 12, 2013 at 04:55 PM
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This is both an index of the text and zip files for the month and a day by day listing of the joke titles. If you are looking for a particular joke, search for the words in its title using the browser find command.

Below is a list of the links for each day. Each link will bring you to the Topics for that day. Each day will also have a link to the .txt, .zip and HTML files for that day

Topics for May
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11th 12th 13th 14th 15th
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21st 22nd 23rd 24th 25th
26th 27th 28th 29th 30th
31st        

At the end of all the topics is a table of links to all the months for the year of this index.
1st of May Topics of the day:
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  1. California Agency for Redundancies Department (CARD) (Lee Bradley)
  2. Hoodies at the Pearly Gates (Richard)
  3. Earl Grey Tea (Stan Kegel)
  4. You Probably Know One (Paul Benoit)
  5. Breaking News (Maurizio Mariotti)
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2nd of May Topics of the day:
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  1. Crime (Randall Woodman)
  2. On His Own (George Matyjewicz)
  3. Every Womans Secret Wish( off to bears ) (Mickey)
  4. Adam and Eve <an oldie> (Maurizio Mariotti)
  5. Thats Exercise? (Paul Benoit)
  6. Pulled over (George Matyjewicz)
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3rd of May Topics of the day:
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  1. Thats Not It (George Matyjewicz)
  2. Tolerance . . ( offto Muslims ). (Mickey)
  3. Limerick du jour (Maurizio Mariotti)
  4. Its All In The Book 05-04-13 (Stan Kegel)
  5. Morning Sickness (Paul Benoit)
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4th of May Topics of the day:
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  1. Tolerance <offensive to muslims and liberals> (Richard)
  2. STAFF NOTICE (Mickey)
  3. NOTICE (Paul Benoit)
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5th of May Topics of the day:
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  1. Things You Would Never Know Without The Movies (George Matyjewicz)
  2. Free meat <adult-ish> (Maurizio Mariotti)
  3. Heard in passing <Risque?> (Traffic Reporter)
  4. Never Heard Of It.... <adult> (Paul Benoit)
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6th of May Topics of the day:
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  1. It Just Aint Fair! (Paul Benoit)
  2. Breaking News (Maurizio Mariotti)
  3. FUNEREAL THOUGHTS (Lee Bradley)
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7th of May Topics of the day:
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  1. Insanity (George Matyjewicz)
  2. A GOOD FISHING STORY.....( adult ) (Mickey)
  3. Two spiders <offensive to Californians> (Richard)
  4. Hell Explained By Chemistry Student (Stan Kegel)
  5. Music In The Dark (Paul Benoit)
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8th of May Topics of the day:
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  1. The Beast of London (Randall Woodman)
  2. ACTUAL PASSPORT LETTER.....( lang ) (Mickey)
  3. Bragging about Dad (Maurizio Mariotti)
  4. SHUSH IT, YOU LITTLE BUGGERS!!! (Paul Benoit)
  5. Wisdom from Grandpa (Mickey)
  6. groaner du jour (Lee Bradley)
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9th of May Topics of the day:
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  1. Survival Strategy (George Matyjewicz)
  2. Finally, Theres Hope! <pol.> (Paul Benoit)
  3. Police exam (Maurizio Mariotti)
  4. Viking! (Lee Bradley)
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10th of May Topics of the day:
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  1. Watch Out For Ice (George Matyjewicz)
  2. Where Was I? (Paul Benoit)
  3. Bad (very bad) groaner du jour (Maurizio Mariotti)
  4. ?Say Yer Prayers, Varmint!? (Paul Benoit)
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11th of May Topics of the day:
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  1. pick-up and put-down (Lee Bradley)
  2. Why God made Moms (Mickey)
  3. Growing Up (George Matyjewicz)
  4. the long and the short of it (Lee Bradley)
  5. Happy Mothers Day! (Paul Benoit)
  6. A Tribute to Mothers (Emko Witteveen)
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12th of May Topics of the day:
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  1. Capital Case (George Matyjewicz)
  2. Keeping Our Schools Safe (Paul Benoit)
  3. Sunday School (Maurizio Mariotti)
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13th of May Topics of the day:
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  1. Chicken And A Horse.....( adult ) (Mickey)
  2. Painting Problems (George Matyjewicz)
  3. Ten Sayings of Bible Mothers <disrespectful> (Maurizio Mariotti)
  4. Aint That The Dangdest Thing! (Paul Benoit)
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14th of May Topics of the day:
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  1. Season Tickets (George Matyjewicz)
  2. Verbs (Maurizio Mariotti)
  3. Chocolate Chip Cookies (Paul Benoit)
  4. Couple Sex (Caddy579@aol.com)
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15th of May Topics of the day:
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  1. Baby Name (Randall Woodman)
  2. speed (Lee Bradley)
  3. Chicago Public Schools Standerdized Math Test!(off to just about everyone dont read if easyly offfended ) (Mickey)
  4. Sunday School (Maurizio Mariotti)
  5. Don?t Get The Wrong Impression.... (Paul Benoit)
  6. Third times a charm ...not! (Lee Bradley)
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16th of May Topics of the day:
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  1. Scandal Growing <pol.> (Paul Benoit)
  2. You Know Youve Had Too Much Coffee When... (George Matyjewicz)
  3. The Weekend?s Almost Here!!! (Paul Benoit)
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17th of May Topics of the day:
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  1. Just Ask (George Matyjewicz)
  2. Gods Dilemma.....( off to lawn people maybe so religous too) (Mickey)
  3. you never grow old...not really <adult> (Lee Bradley)
  4. Sign language in the bedroom <insensitive to the disabled> (Maurizio Mariotti)
  5. Going Somewhere? (Paul Benoit)
  6. Read Any Good Books? (Caddy579@aol.com)
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18th of May Topics of the day:
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  1. Wild Ride (George Matyjewicz)
  2. driving behind a garbage truck (lang & adult ) (Mickey)
  3. LET THERE BE LIGHT (Paul Benoit)
  4. Paddy and Sean <Irish stereotype> (Maurizio Mariotti)
  5. Women and Children First <adult><off. to Ital.> (Lee Bradley)
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19th of May Topics of the day:
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  1. that Rape Advice ( offence to most & lang ) (Mickey)
  2. Hearing Check (Maurizio Mariotti)
  3. Good Move, Governor (Paul Benoit)
  4. competency at the IRS (Lee Bradley)
  5. Adult Riddles ( adult & lang (Mickey)
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20th of May Topics of the day:
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  1. Question from former chancellor (Joe Whalen)
  2. Gullibility (Grady Lacy)
  3. Tea Party (George Matyjewicz)
  4. CONFUCIUS DID NOT SAY... (ADULTISH) (Sandy (AKA MsSam))
  5. Assorted puns <groaner alert, many oldies> (Maurizio Mariotti)
  6. How Rude.... (Paul Benoit)
  7. ESL class (Lee Bradley)
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21st of May Topics of the day:
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  1. Breaking News (George Matyjewicz)
  2. NOT IN HEAVEN TOO? <PRECONCEIVED IMPRESSIONS> (Sandy (AKA MsSam))
  3. Really, Hes Not Ready <pol.> (Paul Benoit)
  4. New Boots (Caddy579@aol.com)
  5. Dear Diary (Maurizio Mariotti)
  6. Notification: Monthly Reset Due (Paul Benoit)
  7. SniffsNotes (Lee Bradley)
  8. Stunned! (Randall Woodman)
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22nd of May Topics of the day:
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  1. Survival Strategy (George Matyjewicz)
  2. A Big Bite Of The Apple (Paul Benoit)
  3. Dear Diary (Maurizio Mariotti)
  4. Apple recalled <political> (Lee Bradley)
  5. PRAISE THE LORD (Sandy (AKA MsSam))
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23rd of May Topics of the day:
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  1. SCANDALICIOUS!!! <pol> (Paul Benoit)
  2. The hillbilly ( off to hillbillys ) (Mickey)
  3. New Employee (George Matyjewicz)
  4. How the British military deals with snakes... (Renaud (Ron) Olgiati)
  5. The Tooth Fairy (Paul Benoit)
  6. The afterlife (Richard)
  7. going to the circus (Lee Bradley)
  8. SANITY (Sandy (AKA MsSam))
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24th of May Topics of the day:
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  1. Ducking The Question (George Matyjewicz)
  2. What is FOREPLAY? ( Adult & Offensive and bad taste ) (Mickey)
  3. The Dentist <adult-ish> (Maurizio Mariotti)
  4. She Sells Seashells By The Seashore (Paul Benoit)
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25th of May Topics of the day:
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  1. farm work <adult word> (Lee Bradley)
  2. An Engineers Problem..... (Mickey)
  3. Cats Meow (George Matyjewicz)
  4. Traffic Report for March 2013 (HumorList Traffic Reporter)
  5. The First Man (Paul Benoit)
  6. Thought for the day: (Renaud OLGIATI (Ron))
  7. Miss Maggie sez: (Marsha Coleman)
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26th of May Topics of the day:
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  1. Rejected Office Inspirational Posters (George Matyjewicz)
  2. New bull (Richard)
  3. At the Pub <paraphrasing Tommy Cooper> (Maurizio Mariotti)
  4. Requesting Help (Paul Benoit)
  5. at sixes and sevens (Lee Bradley)
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27th of May Topics of the day:
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  1. Where Are We Again? (George Matyjewicz)
  2. Retirement.....( adult ) (Mickey)
  3. Tools and their Uses (Randall Woodman)
  4. Lexicon <adult-ish and oldies> (Maurizio Mariotti)
  5. Look better fast and easy!!! (Mickey)
  6. Couldnt Understand Why.... (Paul Benoit)
  7. idiots (Lee Bradley)
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28th of May Topics of the day:
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  1. History lesson <offensive to liberals> (Richard)
  2. At the bar <adult-ish and a groaner> (Maurizio Mariotti)
  3. How Wet Is It? (Paul Benoit)
  4. safari (Lee Bradley)
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29th of May Topics of the day:
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  1. Fishing License (George Matyjewicz)
  2. The Rugged Outdoor Woman ( adult & lang ) (Mickey)
  3. Yogi Berra (Grady Lacy)
  4. Brochure circulated by a Chinese Hotel (Maurizio Mariotti)
  5. The Greatest Hits.... <pol.> (Paul Benoit)
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30th of May Topics of the day:
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  1. Dear Diary (Maurizio Mariotti)
  2. I Heard Its Free! (Paul Benoit)
  3. Citazione del giorno (Maurizio Mariotti)
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31st of May Topics of the day:
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  1. He Just Doesnt Learn!!! <pol.> (Paul Benoit)
  2. fast cars <adult word> (Lee Bradley)
  3. Beach Jokes ("Shore" for those in NJ) (George Matyjewicz)
  4. Lemons <political> (Phil G)
  5. Sounds True.....(adult ) (Mickey)
  6. Way Too Lenient (Paul Benoit)
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