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The Humor List Postings for February 2013

Updated on Thursday, December 12, 2013 at 04:55 PM
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This is both an index of the text and zip files for the month and a day by day listing of the joke titles. If you are looking for a particular joke, search for the words in its title using the browser find command.

Below is a list of the links for each day. Each link will bring you to the Topics for that day. Each day will also have a link to the .txt, .zip and HTML files for that day

Topics for February
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6th 7th 8th 9th 10th
11th 12th 13th 14th 15th
16th 17th 18th 19th 20th
21st 22nd 23rd 24th 25th
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At the end of all the topics is a table of links to all the months for the year of this index.
1st of February Topics of the day:
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  1. Escape! (George Matyjewicz)
  2. Anagrams <some adult-ish> (Maurizio Mariotti)
  3. Woodchuck, My A**!!! (Paul Benoit)
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2nd of February Topics of the day:
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  1. Ill Have Another... (George Matyjewicz)
  2. Winter Boots... (Lee Bradley)
  3. He Said WHAT?!? (Paul Benoit)
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3rd of February Topics of the day:
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  1. Uh-Oh... (George Matyjewicz)
  2. The Cow, the Ant and the Old Fart <offensive> (Maurizio Mariotti)
  3. Thats Alright.... (Paul Benoit)
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4th of February Topics of the day:
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  1. Coming In Late (George Matyjewicz)
  2. Marriage (Randall Woodman)
  3. ?Neither a lender nor borrower be? (Grady Lacy)
  4. Business Maxim (Phil G)
  5. Maury and Pauly and wives (Lee Bradley)
  6. A Short Love Story ( adult & lang ) (Mickey)
  7. Dear Diary (Maurizio Mariotti)
  8. Someone Remind Me.... (Paul Benoit)
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5th of February Topics of the day:
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  1. Left Turn (George Matyjewicz)
  2. Passport Application Letter ( Adult & lang ) (Mickey)
  3. Let us pray ... (Lee Bradley)
  4. God bless cowboys (Richard)
  5. Dear Diary <adult-ish> (Maurizio Mariotti)
  6. Yeah, That Sounds About Right (Paul Benoit)
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6th of February Topics of the day:
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  1. A Good Excuse (George Matyjewicz)
  2. What Starts with F and ends with K ( guess adult ) (Mickey)
  3. HOW TO INSTALL A SOUTHERN HOME SECURITY SYSTEM (Randall Woodman)
  4. The little boy <adult & and an oldie> (Maurizio Mariotti)
  5. Leftovers Again?!? (Paul Benoit)
  6. Friends in Washington (Phil G)
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7th of February Topics of the day:
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  1. Fishing reunion (a groaner) (George Matyjewicz)
  2. Childbirth or a kick in the nuts? <sexual material> (Fred Strathmann)
  3. An old one, worth repeating... (Renaud (Ron) Olgiati)
  4. Saturday Service To Be Discontinued (Paul Benoit)
  5. FIFTY SHADES OF GREY <adult material> (Renaud (Ron) Olgiati)
  6. Sound about right (adult & lang ) (Mickey)
  7. JAMAICAN ON "WHO WANTS TO BE A MILLIONAIRE" (sandy@ssibert911.com)
  8. King Richard III (Maurizio Mariotti)
  9. Hits Renamed (Mickey)
  10. Call Now!!! (Paul Benoit)
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8th of February Topics of the day:
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  1. Job Offer (a groaner) (George Matyjewicz)
  2. From the Mouths of Jewish Mothers (Phil G)
  3. The penis <adult-ish> (Maurizio Mariotti)
  4. The Robot.....( adult) (Mickey)
  5. Its All In The Book 02-09-10 (Stan Kegel)
  6. COPS SAY THE DARNEST THINGS (sandy@ssibert911.com)
  7. Its A Blizzard Out There! (Paul Benoit)
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9th of February Topics of the day:
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  1. Friday the 13th (Lee Bradley)
  2. Mom Used to Be (George Matyjewicz)
  3. ME TOO! ME TOO!! (Sandy (AKA Ms Sam))
  4. The jokes on you. (Lee Bradley)
  5. Euphemism <adult> (Maurizio Mariotti)
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10th of February Topics of the day:
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  1. Saving Money (Paul Benoit)
  2. The Future... (George Matyjewicz)
  3. TYPES OF DOCTORS (sandy@ssibert911.com)
  4. Badvertising <adult> (Paul Benoit)
  5. two outta three aint bad (Lee Bradley)
  6. Sad but true (off to people with cancer & Im sure a lot others , dont read if easily offended ) (Mickey)
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11th of February Topics of the day:
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  1. One wish (oldie) (George Matyjewicz)
  2. Traffic Report for January 2013 (Humor Traffic)
  3. Piano Player <adult> (Phil G)
  4. Breaking News (Maurizio Mariotti)
  5. Not So Smart (Paul Benoit)
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12th of February Topics of the day:
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  1. Yech! (George Matyjewicz)
  2. The Pope.... (Paul Benoit)
  3. Opinion Column Humor <political> (Phil G)
  4. KISSING GOODBYE (Sandy (AKA Ms Sam))
  5. The Pope and Robert Murdoch (slightly off to Roman Catholics, and Sun readers) (Renaud (Ron) Olgiati)
  6. following instructions (Lee Bradley)
  7. Ooh, Think Of The Rides!! (Paul Benoit)
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13th of February Topics of the day:
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  1. Fred, the Cowboy (George Matyjewicz)
  2. Rubio, Rubio <pol.> (Paul Benoit)
  3. BURIAL PLANS (Sandy (AKA Ms Sam))
  4. Seven kinds of sex <mildly adult> (Richard)
  5. PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT - VALENTINES NWS FORECAST (Sandy (AKA Ms Sam))
  6. Dear Diary <adult-ish> (Maurizio Mariotti)
  7. Happy Valentine?s Day, Dear Ladies! (adult) (Paul Benoit)
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14th of February Topics of the day:
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  1. Valentine Riddles (George Matyjewicz)
  2. Sing It!!! (Paul Benoit)
  3. Worst Valentines Day Cards (Phil G)
  4. Dear Diary (Maurizio Mariotti)
  5. THE REJECTED VALENTINE (Sandy (AKA Ms Sam))
  6. Happy Hour.... Southern Style <oldie> (Paul Benoit)
  7. Old Timers Hospital Stay ( adult ) (Mickey)
  8. bra types (Lee Bradley)
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15th of February Topics of the day:
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  1. Best patient to operate on (George Matyjewicz)
  2. Letters to the local Council <an oldie> (Maurizio Mariotti)
  3. QUIRKY EXAMPLES OF (NEW) COLLECTIVE NOUNS (Sandy (AKA Ms Sam))
  4. Its All In The Book 02-16-13 (Stan Kegel)
  5. USPS (Paul Benoit)
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16th of February Topics of the day:
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  1. The Dot Explained.....( off to Hindu ) (Mickey)
  2. Obamas Great Laugh Line <political> (Phil G)
  3. REPORTED SUBTITLES USED IN MOVIES FROM HONG KONG (sandy@ssibert911.com)
  4. Tech Support (Emko Witteveen)
  5. To beef or not to beef (Maurizio Mariotti)
  6. Its Just Not For Me (Paul Benoit)
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17th of February Topics of the day:
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  1. Teen Tonsillectomy (George Matyjewicz)
  2. 1948 thriller "Key Largo" (Mickey)
  3. Breaking News (Maurizio Mariotti)
  4. I WOULDNT SAY SHES BAD ... BUT (sandy@ssibert911.com)
  5. Its Presidents Day.... (Paul Benoit)
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18th of February Topics of the day:
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  1. Stomping the Glass (Phil G)
  2. Meteors? Ptui !!! <pol> (Paul Benoit)
  3. A Tale of Woe (George Matyjewicz)
  4. How do you decid ? (written by kids) (Mickey)
  5. seems like old times (Lee Bradley)
  6. Magic (Maurizio Mariotti)
  7. Yuh, No (Paul Benoit)
  8. Midnight call <adult> (Lee Bradley)
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19th of February Topics of the day:
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  1. Ice Fishing (George Matyjewicz)
  2. Always Learn New Stuff......( adult & lang ) (Mickey)
  3. Doors... (Richard)
  4. Opinion Column Humor <political> (Phil G)
  5. Breaking news <gross> (Maurizio Mariotti)
  6. Wheres My Breakfast?!? (Paul Benoit)
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20th of February Topics of the day:
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  1. Mommy Test (George Matyjewicz)
  2. various thoughts (Lee Bradley)
  3. Old Age Pension & CPP..... (Mickey)
  4. "The Opportunity To Work" <pol.> (Paul Benoit)
  5. What Does It Take? (Paul Benoit)
  6. The Jewish Wife (Topolski, Leonard P.)
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21st of February Topics of the day:
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  1. Picky Customer (George Matyjewicz)
  2. BEAR REMOVAL( adult) (Mickey)
  3. The loser <adult-ish> (Maurizio Mariotti)
  4. FAMILY HUMOR (sandy@ssibert911.com)
  5. Oh Man, This Sucks.... (Paul Benoit)
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22nd of February Topics of the day:
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  1. Mom Remembers (George Matyjewicz)
  2. You can only be young once. But you can always be immature. ( adult ) (Mickey)
  3. Good medical advice (Maurizio Mariotti)
  4. HOW SAD ... (sandy@ssibert911.com)
  5. 2 jokes (adult ) (Mickey)
  6. Breaking In (Emko Witteveen)
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23rd of February Topics of the day:
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  1. Walter <political> (Richard)
  2. Its Me!! (Paul Benoit)
  3. Late For Work (George Matyjewicz)
  4. DARN THOSE FARMERS ... (sandy@ssibert911.com)
  5. Mating cats <adult-ish> (Maurizio Mariotti)
  6. I Am Nothing (Paul Benoit)
  7. A better person (Lee Bradley)
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24th of February Topics of the day:
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  1. Dream Come True (George Matyjewicz)
  2. men are sooo romantic (Mickey)
  3. Looking Forward To It (Paul Benoit)
  4. Richard III (flogging a dead horse) (Maurizio Mariotti)
  5. Can You Read This? (Paul Benoit)
  6. V and VI (Lee Bradley)
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25th of February Topics of the day:
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  1. Worry..... (Mickey)
  2. The Haircut (religious) (Bill Edwards)
  3. At the office (Maurizio Mariotti)
  4. Just In Case (Paul Benoit)
  5. Grandfather.....( lang & adult ) (Mickey)
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26th of February Topics of the day:
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  1. Motor Vehicle (George Matyjewicz)
  2. Outsourcing (Paul Benoit)
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27th of February Topics of the day:
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  1. Wise College Professor (George Matyjewicz)
  2. Paraprosdokians...got to love them!! (Mickey)
  3. Im Not Budging <pol.> (Paul Benoit)
  4. Office party <adult, language & an oldie> (Maurizio Mariotti)
  5. Better Advice (Paul Benoit)
  6. Wheres Waldo? (Lee Bradley)
  7. Aussie Handyman.....( adult & lang & offf to Aussies ) (Mickey)
  8. Chinese Hackers Drop U.S. Government from List of High-Value Targets <political> (Sandy (AKA MsSam))
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28th of February Topics of the day:
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  1. The Cat Came Back (George Matyjewicz)
  2. Picking a new Pope (Randall Woodman)
  3. Weakly Politics: News!Opinion!Humor! (Paul Benoit)
  4. Women.... (Paul Benoit)
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