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The Humor List Postings for January 2013

Updated on Thursday, December 12, 2013 at 04:55 PM
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This is both an index of the text and zip files for the month and a day by day listing of the joke titles. If you are looking for a particular joke, search for the words in its title using the browser find command.

Below is a list of the links for each day. Each link will bring you to the Topics for that day. Each day will also have a link to the .txt, .zip and HTML files for that day

Topics for January
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At the end of all the topics is a table of links to all the months for the year of this index.
1st of January Topics of the day:
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  1. Banished Words (Phil G)
  2. Test Time (George Matyjewicz)
  3. Car control (Ana E. Muss)
  4. Ghostly Encounter? (Bill Stebbins)
  5. Buying condoms <mildly adult-ish> (Maurizio Mariotti)
  6. How Cold Is It??? (Paul Benoit)
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2nd of January Topics of the day:
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  1. Snow Storm (George Matyjewicz)
  2. We Done Good!!! (Paul Benoit)
  3. Watch your mailbox !!( lang & adult ) (Mickey)
  4. Mickey cant send or receive (George Matyjewicz)
  5. 10 INDICATIONS OF A NEW YEARS HANGOVER (Sandy (AKA Ms Sam))
  6. Trust Me (Bill Stebbins)
  7. Cost of living (Ana E. Muss)
  8. Neighbours <old, stereotypical and adult-ish> (Maurizio Mariotti)
  9. No, Really.... How Cold *Is* It??? (Paul Benoit)
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3rd of January Topics of the day:
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  1. New Year?s Resolutions (Randall Woodman)
  2. Picking the Pope (George Matyjewicz)
  3. Jokes whispered in communist East Germany (Phil G)
  4. THE UNUSED GIFT (Sandy (AKA Ms Sam))
  5. Condolences (Paul Benoit)
  6. Tribute to Grandmas and Grandpas (Mickey)
  7. Epitaphs (Bill Stebbins)
  8. WINTER Q&As (Sandy (AKA Ms Sam))
  9. The cure <adult-ish> (Maurizio Mariotti)
  10. I Betcha (Paul Benoit)
  11. SEX AFTER DEATH (Mickey)
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4th of January Topics of the day:
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  1. 10 Ways to Handle a Telemarketer (always good) (George Matyjewicz)
  2. Dallas Cowboys Tony Romos new job (Ana E. Muss)
  3. Definition of a Pun (Bill Stebbins)
  4. The Babysitter <adult-ish> (Maurizio Mariotti)
  5. FUNNY WINTER LINES AND QUOTES (sandy@ssibert911.com)
  6. Smelly (Paul Benoit)
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5th of January Topics of the day:
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  1. Investment Banking Explained (Phil G)
  2. New restaurant <offensive to Scots> (Ana E. Muss)
  3. Attention Children - The Bathroom Door is Closed! (George Matyjewicz)
  4. THE LIGHT TURNED YELLOW..... (Mickey)
  5. Good Job (Bill Stebbins)
  6. CHURCH GOSSIP (sandy@ssibert911.com)
  7. The bar pickup <adult> (Maurizio Mariotti)
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6th of January Topics of the day:
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  1. Church Finance Committee (Paul Benoit)
  2. What Do I Do? (George Matyjewicz)
  3. Lost Hans Christian Andersen book (Ana E. Muss)
  4. crows (Lee Bradley)
  5. Wrong House? (Bill Stebbins)
  6. Todays groaner.....( adult ) (Mickey)
  7. Real Men (Paul Benoit)
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7th of January Topics of the day:
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  1. Mommy, Im Scared! (George Matyjewicz)
  2. TWEETING@SEINFELD (Marsha Coleman)
  3. Golf Lesson....( adult & lang ) (Mickey)
  4. Shrink Joke (Phil G)
  5. Women over 50 ( off to older women ) (Mickey)
  6. RUDE MAN (Sandy (AKA Ms Sam))
  7. Say A Prayer (Bill Stebbins)
  8. The dead pet <adult innuendo> (Maurizio Mariotti)
  9. Well, That Didnt Last Long!!! (Paul Benoit)
  10. #ProgressiveCrayonColors <political> (Phil G)
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8th of January Topics of the day:
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  1. The Remote (George Matyjewicz)
  2. Miss Maggie T says ..... (Marsha Coleman)
  3. Who Can Blame Them?!? (Paul Benoit)
  4. Christmas wish (Ana E. Muss)
  5. Midlife for Women ( off to older women ) (Mickey)
  6. IRISH MERCENARIES (Sandy (AKA Ms Sam))
  7. The political meaning of the 8 Crayola colors (Bill Edwards)
  8. Occupational Signs (Bill Stebbins)
  9. Dear Diary <adult-ish> (Maurizio Mariotti)
  10. Travelling? Things To Remember (Paul Benoit)
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9th of January Topics of the day:
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  1. Two Goats (Phil G)
  2. Feeling Good (George Matyjewicz)
  3. Awards ( off to dummys ) (Mickey)
  4. MEDICAL MIX-UP <adultish> (Sandy (AKA Ms Sam))
  5. National Hockey League (Ana E. Muss)
  6. Where the "Rs" Are (Bill Stebbins)
  7. Dear Diary <adult-ish> (Maurizio Mariotti)
  8. Ooh, Thats Not Good...... (Paul Benoit)
  9. Vaseline ( adult & lang) (Mickey)
  10. Some quaint observations [worth a chuckle] (Bill Edwards)
  11. Riddle <vulgar> (Phil G)
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10th of January Topics of the day:
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  1. A (blank) walks into a bar . . . (Randall Woodman)
  2. So Lonely I Could Croak (George Matyjewicz)
  3. LIFE IS A TEST (adultish) (sandy@ssibert911.com)
  4. Tools Defined (Bill Stebbins)
  5. Crime deterrence (Ana E. Muss)
  6. Dear Diary (Maurizio Mariotti)
  7. Dead Penguins - I never knew this! (Randall Woodman)
  8. GOLF PARTNERS (sandy@ssibert911.com)
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11th of January Topics of the day:
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  1. New Invention (Phil G)
  2. No, *Youre* Wrong (Paul Benoit)
  3. Bagpiper at a Funeral (Mickey)
  4. 1st Dinner (Bill Stebbins)
  5. Blonde joke <stereotypical & adult innuendo> (Maurizio Mariotti)
  6. IPHONE5 (sandy@ssibert911.com)
  7. Todays Word (Paul Benoit)
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12th of January Topics of the day:
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  1. Surgeons humor (Richard)
  2. My Pen (George Matyjewicz)
  3. Notre Dame football (Ana E. Muss)
  4. Stress, Tension and Panic (Bill Stebbins)
  5. HEALTH CARE REFORM (sandy@ssibert911.com)
  6. Even Newer Invention <POLITICAL - OFFENSIVE TO CONSERVATIVES> (DAVE S.)
  7. Dating Ads for seniors ( off to seniors & adult ) (Mickey)
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13th of January Topics of the day:
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  1. legal services (Lee Bradley)
  2. Sunday Dinner (Paul Benoit)
  3. Last Chance (George Matyjewicz)
  4. Donna & Judy <adult> (Maurizio Mariotti)
  5. THE CHAIR (Sandy (AKA Ms Sam))
  6. Miss Maggie T says ..... (Marsha Coleman)
  7. In Case You Forget.... (Paul Benoit)
  8. Dyslexia (Grady Lacy)
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14th of January Topics of the day:
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  1. Rear View (George Matyjewicz)
  2. A man and a monkey walks into a bar... <Adult situation> (Richard)
  3. RULES OF BUREAUCRACY (Sandy (AKA Ms Sam))
  4. Who, Dangit, Who?!?!? (Paul Benoit)
  5. WEATHERING WEATHERMEN AINT EASY (sandy@ssibert911.com)
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15th of January Topics of the day:
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  1. Shiny Silver Box (George Matyjewicz)
  2. Annual Traffic Report for 2012 (Humor Traffic)
  3. #LiberalBandNames <political> (Phil G)
  4. Give Up Golf.....(adult) (Mickey)
  5. How Dare He?!? (Paul Benoit)
  6. Humor List Submission... Scartch Golfer (Artful Dodger)
  7. Male-bashing Q&As <adult-ish groaners> (Maurizio Mariotti)
  8. Yes, They Asked...... (Paul Benoit)
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16th of January Topics of the day:
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  1. Wrong Number (George Matyjewicz)
  2. A Hooker In Las Vegas.....( adult & lang ) (Mickey)
  3. At the Gas Station (Randall Woodman)
  4. Top Ten Other Revelations by Lance Armstrong (Phil G)
  5. Q & A (Marsha Coleman)
  6. HONESTY AND TRUST (Sandy (AKA Ms Sam))
  7. On Hearing The News.... (Paul Benoit)
  8. Catholic definitions <disrespectful> (Maurizio Mariotti)
  9. marriage (Lee Bradley)
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17th of January Topics of the day:
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  1. Why hes in the hospital (George Matyjewicz)
  2. Threat Levels Around the World (Randall Woodman)
  3. The kindly doctor.....( adult & lang ) (Mickey)
  4. SYMPTOMS DONT LIE (Sandy (AKA Ms Sam))
  5. Math Q&As <groaners> (Maurizio Mariotti)
  6. love it or leave it (Lee Bradley)
  7. Available (Topolski, Leonard P.)
  8. When I Was Little (Paul Benoit)
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18th of January Topics of the day:
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  1. The Art Thief (Randall Woodman)
  2. THE PASSPORT (Sandy (AKA Ms Sam))
  3. Do You Know Who I Am? (George Matyjewicz)
  4. #DemocratCodeWords <political; one curse word> (Phil G)
  5. Oprah and Lance Armstrong (Ana E. Muss)
  6. SEPARATION (sandy@ssibert911.com)
  7. Nursery rhyme <adult-ish> (Maurizio Mariotti)
  8. He Said, She Said <adult> (Paul Benoit)
  9. Fictitious Friday (Phil G)
  10. Law suit (Lee Bradley)
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19th of January Topics of the day:
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  1. Introductions (Emko Witteveen)
  2. Miss Maggie T says. . . . . (Marsha Coleman)
  3. Performance edge (Ana E. Muss)
  4. A Hooker In Las Vegas.....( adult & laug ) (Mickey)
  5. Solve Indian puzzles (Mickey)
  6. Pay Back (George Matyjewicz)
  7. WHY ATHLETES CANT HAVE REGULAR JOBS (Renaud (Ron) Olgiati)
  8. ARRY MAY BECOME MY NEW FAVORITE!!!!* (Renaud (Ron) Olgiati)
  9. THE THREE HYMNS (Sandy (AKA Ms Sam))
  10. WYSIWYG (Maurizio Mariotti)
  11. In The Beginning.... (Paul Benoit)
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20th of January Topics of the day:
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  1. Well Discipline (Emko Witteveen)
  2. love bites (Lee Bradley)
  3. Inauguration (Paul Benoit)
  4. Private Conversation (George Matyjewicz)
  5. Resurrection (Ana E. Muss)
  6. Beer at work (Mickey)
  7. Bad groaner du jour (Maurizio Mariotti)
  8. OBAMA INAUGURATION HUMOR <political> (Sandy (AKA Ms Sam))
  9. Your Team Sucks (Paul Benoit)
  10. Quick Q&A <offensive to many segments> (Phil G)
  11. Getting the job done (Topolski, Leonard P.)
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21st of January Topics of the day:
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  1. Good Exercise (George Matyjewicz)
  2. Military Communication (Randall Woodman)
  3. starting time (C L. Bradley)
  4. Bold Vision (Paul Benoit)
  5. Relationships (Emko Witteveen)
  6. Advisory notice (Maurizio Mariotti)
  7. "Flu?" "No, I drove." (Paul Benoit)
  8. Bobs Funeral (Lee Bradley)
  9. Not a bit rude but funny check out at COSTCO.....(adult ) (Mickey)
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22nd of January Topics of the day:
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  1. Negative Restaurant Reviews (Phil G)
  2. Backseat driver (George Matyjewicz)
  3. A Catholic story (Richard)
  4. Tommy Cooper-isms (Maurizio Mariotti)
  5. Its Cold! (Paul Benoit)
  6. check out at COSTCO....( adult ) (Mickey)
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23rd of January Topics of the day:
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  1. Two Wives (oldie) (George Matyjewicz)
  2. rock star (Lee Bradley)
  3. #LiberalWesterns <political> (Phil G)
  4. Straightening and Entering (Randall Woodman)
  5. Good, Bad, Worse... <adult> (Maurizio Mariotti)
  6. I Said, Its Cold!! (Paul Benoit)
  7. Paraprosdokians (Mickey)
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24th of January Topics of the day:
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  1. Mary Jane Jokes <sick> (Phil G)
  2. Memory Class (George Matyjewicz)
  3. what goes around (Lee Bradley)
  4. Innocence (Maurizio Mariotti)
  5. DOG WILL BE DOG?? (sandy@ssibert911.com)
  6. I Said, Its Freakin Cold!!! (Paul Benoit)
  7. Drivers Licence.....(off to older people (Mickey)
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25th of January Topics of the day:
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  1. Obamas Inauguration <political> (Phil G)
  2. Ideal Beauty (George Matyjewicz)
  3. Drivers Licence.....(off to older people ) (Mickey)
  4. Pithy sayings (Richard)
  5. Of milk and avocados (Grady Lacy)
  6. Star Wars & Rednecks <stereotypical and offensive> (Maurizio Mariotti)
  7. LOTS OF SNOW (sandy@ssibert911.com)
  8. Its All In The Book 01-26-13 (Stan Kegel)
  9. Man Flu (Paul Benoit)
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26th of January Topics of the day:
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  1. Failure to communicate ( poff to heavy people ) (Mickey)
  2. spelling <adult> (Lee Bradley)
  3. Garage Sale (George Matyjewicz)
  4. THE COLLECTION PLATE (sandy@ssibert911.com)
  5. Common Sense: (off to drinkers & lang ) (Mickey)
  6. Shooting (Maurizio Mariotti)
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27th of January Topics of the day:
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  1. Texan With a New Car (Emko Witteveen)
  2. The Birthday Gift (George Matyjewicz)
  3. No Problem.... (Paul Benoit)
  4. The tooth brush salesman. (Randall Woodman)
  5. JOGGING SHOES (sandy@ssibert911.com)
  6. Failure to communicate (off to heavy weights ) (Mickey)
  7. Pickup lines <oldies, some adult-ish> (Maurizio Mariotti)
  8. Hall Of Famers <adult> (Paul Benoit)
  9. Sex After Surgery (Emko Witteveen)
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28th of January Topics of the day:
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  1. Fishing Mirror (George Matyjewicz)
  2. Sports Opinion Column Humor (Phil G)
  3. KEEPING MYSELF PURE (sandy@ssibert911.com)
  4. Dear Diary <fruity> (Maurizio Mariotti)
  5. Go Ahead, Ask Me (Paul Benoit)
  6. An Oldie (Emko Witteveen)
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29th of January Topics of the day:
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  1. Apple does it again....( ADULT) (Mickey)
  2. Your First Hooker (off to our First Lady) (George Matyjewicz)
  3. Five Rules to Remember in Life (Phil G)
  4. A Slap in the Dark (Randall Woodman)
  5. TP (Lee Bradley)
  6. Advice du jour <prob. blasphemous> (Maurizio Mariotti)
  7. That?s Not Funny, Ladies!!! (Paul Benoit)
  8. The Afghan Quarterback (Richard)
  9. Men v. Women (Phil G)
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30th of January Topics of the day:
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  1. Bought & Paid For (Paul Benoit)
  2. Jacky Beer Bottle, The Aboriginal Tracker.....( lang ) (Mickey)
  3. Bathroom name change (Fred Strathmann)
  4. Oh Yeah, Ladies?!? (Paul Benoit)
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31st of January Topics of the day:
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  1. Family Tree Of Vincent Van Gogh..... (Mickey)
  2. #ProgressiveRealityTvShows <political; adult> (Phil G)
  3. An Older Mother (George Matyjewicz)
  4. The henpecked husband (Maurizio Mariotti)
  5. Going Somewhere? (Paul Benoit)
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