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The Humor List Postings for December 2012

Updated on Wednesday, January 02, 2013 at 12:38 PM
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This is both an index of the text and zip files for the month and a day by day listing of the joke titles. If you are looking for a particular joke, search for the words in its title using the browser find command.

Below is a list of the links for each day. Each link will bring you to the Topics for that day. Each day will also have a link to the .txt, .zip and HTML files for that day

Topics for December
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At the end of all the topics is a table of links to all the months for the year of this index.
1st of December Topics of the day:
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  1. Psychiatrist vs Bartender (Mickey)
  2. The Bible Diet (George Matyjewicz)
  3. A Christmas Poem (Bill Stebbins)
  4. Redneck hunting (Topolski, Leonard P.)
  5. Is He....???? (Paul Benoit)
  6. Henny Youngman (Phil G)
  7. Dear Diary <adult-ish> (Maurizio Mariotti)
  8. SPEEDING (Sandy (AKA Ms Sam))
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2nd of December Topics of the day:
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  1. Importance of walking (Mickey)
  2. visit to the farm <adult> (Lee Bradley)
  3. Ill Miss You (George Matyjewicz)
  4. Best duck joke... (Richard)
  5. If The 3 Wisemen Had Been Jewish Women (Bill Stebbins)
  6. Dear Diary <disrespectful> (Maurizio Mariotti)
  7. THE ACCIDENT (sandy@ssibert911.com)
  8. Rare Sighting (Paul Benoit)
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3rd of December Topics of the day:
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  1. Protect Yourself (George Matyjewicz)
  2. Teacher Arrested (Mickey)
  3. Parking Rules For Christmas Dingbats (Bill Stebbins)
  4. Breaking News (Maurizio Mariotti)
  5. Are You Ready? (Paul Benoit)
  6. Merry Christmas (Lee Bradley)
  7. Birthday Present..... (Mickey)
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4th of December Topics of the day:
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  1. Things to say about gifts you dont like (George Matyjewicz)
  2. Henny Youngman Drunk Jokes (Phil G)
  3. 10 SURE FIRE WAYS TO GET ON SANTAS BAD SIDE (sandy@ssibert911.com)
  4. If I Were Santa... (Bill Stebbins)
  5. Complaints received from British customers of Thomas Cook (Maurizio Mariotti)
  6. Come Again? <risque> (Paul Benoit)
  7. PET PAJAMAS (Sandy (AKA Ms Sam))
  8. DMV (Phil G)
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5th of December Topics of the day:
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  1. We do what? (George Matyjewicz)
  2. How to React to an Unwanted Christmas Gift (Bill Stebbins)
  3. Confucius did not say... <groaner alert> (Maurizio Mariotti)
  4. Helpful Hint (Paul Benoit)
  5. MAN RESCUED FROM CHIMNEY DENIES BEING SANTA CLAUS (Sandy (AKA Ms Sam))
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6th of December Topics of the day:
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  1. College Kids (George Matyjewicz)
  2. First Time Contestant.....(adult & lang) (Mickey)
  3. Christmas Shopping (Bill Stebbins)
  4. Jeff Foxworthys clues to Canada and Canadians (Lee Rogers)
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7th of December Topics of the day:
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  1. NORTH KOREA LAUNCHES FRAGRANCE (Sandy (AKA Ms Sam))
  2. School Daze (Paul Benoit)
  3. The Plumber (George Matyjewicz)
  4. Henny Youngman Doctor Jokes (Phil G)
  5. TSA Body Scans (Mickey)
  6. Christmas Is (Bill Stebbins)
  7. Letters to Santa <adult and offensive> (Lee Bradley)
  8. Dear Diary <adult-ish> (Maurizio Mariotti)
  9. Its All In The Book 12-08-12 (Stan Kegel)
  10. Hanging Around With The Musicians Again... (Paul Benoit)
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8th of December Topics of the day:
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  1. DIRECTIONS (Sandy (AKA Ms Sam))
  2. The mechanic and the heart surgeon (Lee Rogers)
  3. Manifest destiny? (Ana E. Muss)
  4. Lesbionics.....( off to lesbians & adult ) (Mickey)
  5. Bubba Claus (Bill Stebbins)
  6. You Know Youre Over The Hill When... <an oldie> (Maurizio Mariotti)
  7. The Great Hereafter (Paul Benoit)
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9th of December Topics of the day:
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  1. hypermnesia (Lee Bradley)
  2. ITS A GIRL (Sandy (AKA Ms Sam))
  3. Victorias Secret Fashion Show (Lee Rogers)
  4. Sex life and ferrari (Ana E. Muss)
  5. North Koreas plan (Ana E. Muss)
  6. Holy E-Mail (Mickey)
  7. His Name is Rolf! (George Matyjewicz)
  8. Pearly gates <offensive to the Irish> (Lee Rogers)
  9. Subway Not Running (Bill Stebbins)
  10. Dear Diary <adult-ish and a groaner> (Maurizio Mariotti)
  11. Happy Birthday!! (Paul Benoit)
  12. Christmas wish (Lee Bradley)
  13. FUNNY BIRTHDAY QUOTES ESPECIALLY FOR PBEN!! (Sandy (AKA Ms Sam))
  14. Relationships (Emko Witteveen)
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10th of December Topics of the day:
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  1. Dentist Meets Girl.....( adult ) (Mickey)
  2. Long Distance Relationships (George Matyjewicz)
  3. Another Travelling Salesman (Phil G)
  4. Critics reviews (Maurizio Mariotti)
  5. A RARIE HOME COMPANION - An Original Seasonal Shaggy Dog Story (Stan Kegel)
  6. Always There For Me (Paul Benoit)
  7. Lunch <adult> (Phil G)
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11th of December Topics of the day:
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  1. SO OLD THAT ... (Sandy (AKA Ms Sam))
  2. Job Offer (a groaner) (George Matyjewicz)
  3. dead crows (Mickey)
  4. Breaking News (Maurizio Mariotti)
  5. A Tex-Mex Night Before Christmas (Stan Kegel)
  6. The Odd Squad <adult> (Paul Benoit)
  7. Traffic Report for November 2012 (Humor Traffic)
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12th of December Topics of the day:
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  1. You Look Fine (George Matyjewicz)
  2. Revenge (Topolski, Leonard P.)
  3. Circle Flies (Richard)
  4. CHRISTMAS WISH LIST (Sandy (AKA Ms Sam))
  5. Responding to employment rejection letters (Ana E. Muss)
  6. Theres no place like home ...(adult) (Mickey)
  7. Dear Diary <groaner alert> (Maurizio Mariotti)
  8. Tax Consultant <pol.> (Paul Benoit)
  9. CELEBRATING TODAY: Savings Bank Day (Sandy (AKA Ms Sam))
  10. Have yourself a stealthy Christmas (Ana E. Muss)
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13th of December Topics of the day:
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  1. Pass It On (George Matyjewicz)
  2. A Few Changes We Men Would Like To Make <oldie> (Phil G)
  3. Wrong punishment (Topolski, Leonard P.)
  4. Ole and Lena( adult ) (Mickey)
  5. Old Rancher <language> (Richard)
  6. Letter to Santa (Lee Bradley)
  7. Hugh Hefners engagement (Ana E. Muss)
  8. Seniors Night Before Christmas (Stan Kegel)
  9. In High School <adult> (Maurizio Mariotti)
  10. And You Thought I Was Crazy.... (Paul Benoit)
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14th of December Topics of the day:
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  1. Blonde Driver (George Matyjewicz)
  2. DIFFERENCES <mild language> (Sandy (AKA Ms Sam))
  3. Opinion Column Humor <political> (Phil G)
  4. Questions and Answers from AARP (Mickey)
  5. Final exam from hell (Ana E. Muss)
  6. Dear Diary <adult innuendo> (Maurizio Mariotti)
  7. CELEBRATING TODAY: BILL OF RIGHTS DAY (Sandy (AKA Ms Sam))
  8. Its All In The Book 12-15-12 (Stan Kegel)
  9. Nine Things (Paul Benoit)
  10. Text Message <adult; coarse> (Phil G)
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15th of December Topics of the day:
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  1. Story Time (George Matyjewicz)
  2. The Hobbit (Ana E. Muss)
  3. 4 stages of man (Lee Bradley)
  4. New Word ( lang) (Mickey)
  5. CELEBRATING TODAY: GREAT ESCAPE DAY (Sandy (AKA Ms Sam))
  6. I SEE THE LIGHT!!! (Paul Benoit)
  7. Pauly and Maury (Maurizio Mariotti)
  8. 2 Christmas questions (Lee Bradley)
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16th of December Topics of the day:
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  1. Miss Maggie T says ..... (Marsha Coleman)
  2. Howd You Know? (George Matyjewicz)
  3. An Italian boys confession (Richard)
  4. New Store <adultish> (Phil G)
  5. In like Sarah Palin (Ana E. Muss)
  6. Christmas Dinner/Its Hilarious!!!( adult ) (Mickey)
  7. CHRISTMAS PRESENT (Sandy (AKA Ms Sam))
  8. Dear Diary <adult-ish> (Maurizio Mariotti)
  9. MUSIC EDUCATION (Paul Benoit)
  10. Boy-Girl <adult; language> (Phil G)
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17th of December Topics of the day:
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  1. POEMS ( adult & lang ) (Mickey)
  2. Wise Italian Grandpa (off to Italians) (George Matyjewicz)
  3. Christmas Letter From Santa (Bill Stebbins)
  4. Reindeer (Bill Stebbins)
  5. Christmas Confession (Bill Stebbins)
  6. How Would I Look? (Bill Stebbins)
  7. Morrie Crisp <possibly offensive to Hispanics> (Bill Stebbins)
  8. Christmas Dinner Lament (Bill Stebbins)
  9. Signs Youre Sick of the Holidays (Bill Stebbins)
  10. Whats Harder? (Bill Stebbins)
  11. The naked truth (Ana E. Muss)
  12. Scottish robbery <silly & stereotypical> (Maurizio Mariotti)
  13. Miss Maggie T says (Marsha Coleman)
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18th of December Topics of the day:
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  1. CHRISTMAS LIMERICKS BY GRAEME KING (Sandy (AKA Ms Sam))
  2. my morning shopping experience ( adult ) (Mickey)
  3. Isnt That Some Kinda Phobia? (Paul Benoit)
  4. Sharing is caring (Ana E. Muss)
  5. When Christmas Was Not So Great (Bill Stebbins)
  6. Quotation du jour (Maurizio Mariotti)
  7. Google? It (Paul Benoit)
  8. Andy Capp type story (Bill Edwards)
  9. The perfect gift (Lee Bradley)
  10. A CHRISTMAS POEM FOR MOM (Sandy (AKA Ms Sam))
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19th of December Topics of the day:
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  1. Family Dinner (George Matyjewicz)
  2. Magic Show (Phil G)
  3. The kids are coming home for the holidays (Mickey)
  4. LIndsay Lohan the genius? (Ana E. Muss)
  5. Christmas Cookie Rules (Bill Stebbins)
  6. Ouchie!!!! (adult) (Paul Benoit)
  7. Judy & John <adult-ish> (Maurizio Mariotti)
  8. GRIMMS FAIRY TALES 200th ANNIVERSARY (Sandy (AKA Ms Sam))
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20th of December Topics of the day:
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  1. Telegram <offensive to Scots> (Phil G)
  2. Best Senior Joke Ever..... (Mickey)
  3. The Stork Family (George Matyjewicz)
  4. Top Demands Of The Elves Union, Local 1674 (Bill Stebbins)
  5. Memo from the Mayas <may be off. to Christians> (Maurizio Mariotti)
  6. 12-21-12 (Stan Kegel)
  7. ITS C-C-C-COLD!!!!! (Paul Benoit)
  8. If youre reading this... (Phil G)
  9. APOCALYPSE? (Sandy (AKA Ms Sam))
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21st of December Topics of the day:
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  1. Is it snow or is it rain? (Randall Woodman)
  2. Santa (Randall Woodman)
  3. Top 10 Caddy Replies (George Matyjewicz)
  4. Running Deficit (Ana E. Muss)
  5. apple a day ( off to Muslims ) (Mickey)
  6. Chrismukkah (Bill Stebbins)
  7. Health Report (Maurizio Mariotti)
  8. THE GIFT THAT KEEPS ON GIVING (sandy@ssibert911.com)
  9. A Punderful Christmas Game (Stan Kegel)
  10. So This Guy.... (Paul Benoit)
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22nd of December Topics of the day:
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  1. Santas Spreadsheet (Phil G)
  2. Locked Car (blondes) (George Matyjewicz)
  3. Seniors have their own texting codes....... (Marsha Coleman)
  4. Taylor Swift is 23 years old (Ana E. Muss)
  5. Rules of Christmas Presents (Bill Stebbins)
  6. Il faut chanter en choeur (Lee Bradley)
  7. THE GUARD DOG (Sandy (AKA Ms Sam))
  8. Christmas Pageant (Paul Benoit)
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23rd of December Topics of the day:
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  1. The Mayan Apocalypse (Stan Kegel)
  2. Fiscal cliff (Ana E. Muss)
  3. Jewish "Christmas" (Bill Stebbins)
  4. Italian Night Before Christmas <stereotypical> (Maurizio Mariotti)
  5. Family Jewels (George Matyjewicz)
  6. ALL I NEED TO KNOW ABOUT LIFE I LEARNED FROM SANTA (sandy@ssibert911.com)
  7. Subordinate Clauses (Paul Benoit)
  8. Miss Maggie T says........ (Marsha Coleman)
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24th of December Topics of the day:
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  1. Breakdown of Christmas Presents You Will Give (Phil G)
  2. You Might Be Having A Redneck Christmas If ... (Bill Stebbins)
  3. Anne Hathaways most embarrassing moment (Ana E. Muss)
  4. Rating your Christmas parties (Maurizio Mariotti)
  5. Merry Christmas!!!! Ho! Ho! Ho!!! (Paul Benoit)
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25th of December Topics of the day:
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  1. The Army Cadet (George Matyjewicz)
  2. {Spam?} WHAT NOT TO GET YOUR DOG AT CHRISTMAS (Sandy (AKA Ms Sam))
  3. Seasonal greeting <offensive to Democrats> (Ana E. Muss)
  4. Alcohol is Bad for You (Bill Stebbins)
  5. Irish joke <adult-ish & stereotypical> (Maurizio Mariotti)
  6. Little Maurys Christmas Present.... (Paul Benoit)
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26th of December Topics of the day:
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  1. Furnace Review (Phil G)
  2. Offensive to overweight People (Mickey)
  3. God the Parent (Bill Stebbins)
  4. {Spam?} THE DAY AFTER CHRISTMAS (Sandy (AKA Ms Sam))
  5. {Spam?} HOLIDAY GREETINGS (Sandy (AKA Ms Sam))
  6. The Evangelical atheist <disrespectful> (Maurizio Mariotti)
  7. Thats Dirty (Paul Benoit)
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27th of December Topics of the day:
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  1. The Blind Date (George Matyjewicz)
  2. Amish Lesson (Phil G)
  3. A FEW HOLIDAY FUNNIES FROM READERS DIGEST (Sandy (AKA Ms Sam))
  4. Love letter (Ana E. Muss)
  5. Handicapped Parking (Bill Stebbins)
  6. Atheism (Maurizio Mariotti)
  7. WORST CHRISTMAS GIFTS - FROM READERS DIGEST (Sandy (AKA Ms Sam))
  8. Id Like To See The Mug Shots (Paul Benoit)
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28th of December Topics of the day:
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  1. Men vs. Women (George Matyjewicz)
  2. Funeral Q (Phil G)
  3. I resolve ... (Lee Bradley)
  4. Guy in a Bar (Mickey)
  5. Gun control debate (Ana E. Muss)
  6. Choose a Punishment (Bill Stebbins)
  7. GETTING IN SHAPE (sandy@ssibert911.com)
  8. Dear Diary (Maurizio Mariotti)
  9. We Give Up (Paul Benoit)
  10. rubber (Lee Bradley)
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29th of December Topics of the day:
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  1. More Bad Pick-Up Lines (Phil G)
  2. Bigger Baby (George Matyjewicz)
  3. Holidays (Richard)
  4. Child Support Agency Forms ( adult ) (Mickey)
  5. Bad Brakes (Bill Stebbins)
  6. Smart women( adult & offenceive ) (Mickey)
  7. ANGEL OF WISDOM (sandy@ssibert911.com)
  8. Silly Q&As du jour (Maurizio Mariotti)
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30th of December Topics of the day:
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  1. Props (Paul Benoit)
  2. Slight Misunderstanding (George Matyjewicz)
  3. The player (Ana E. Muss)
  4. no other love (Lee Bradley)
  5. Easels (Bill Stebbins)
  6. Dear Diary (Maurizio Mariotti)
  7. {Spam?} REDUCING YOUR DEBT (sandy@ssibert911.com)
  8. bar code (Lee Bradley)
  9. Delayed Entry (Emko Witteveen)
  10. How Could This Happen?!?!? (Paul Benoit)
  11. Not what it seems (Topolski, Leonard P.)
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31st of December Topics of the day:
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  1. Iced Down Car (George Matyjewicz)
  2. Tough Work (Paul Benoit)
  3. Dead wife (Ana E. Muss)
  4. Guard Dog (Bill Stebbins)
  5. Star Trek Q&As (Maurizio Mariotti)
  6. HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!! (Paul Benoit)
  7. HUMORSCOPE (Sandy (AKA Ms Sam))
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