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The Humor List Postings for October 2012

Updated on Wednesday, December 12, 2012 at 08:30 AM
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This is both an index of the text and zip files for the month and a day by day listing of the joke titles. If you are looking for a particular joke, search for the words in its title using the browser find command.

Below is a list of the links for each day. Each link will bring you to the Topics for that day. Each day will also have a link to the .txt, .zip and HTML files for that day

Topics for October
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At the end of all the topics is a table of links to all the months for the year of this index.
1st of October Topics of the day:
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  1. You might be a Jedi redneck if . . . (Randall Woodman)
  2. Bar (Phil G)
  3. To Whom It May Concern:(off to someone) (Mickey)
  4. Rare Birds (Bill Stebbins)
  5. Revenge (Paul Benoit)
  6. Dear Diary <fruity> (Maurizio Mariotti)
  7. Americans with No Abilities Act <political> (Phil G)
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2nd of October Topics of the day:
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  1. Lessons Learned (Randall Woodman)
  2. A blonde joke (Richard)
  3. So Lonely I Could Croak (George Matyjewicz)
  4. LITTLE KNOWN "PLURAL WORDS" (Sandy (AKA Ms Sam))
  5. Samurai (Mickey)
  6. Smart Boy! (Bill Stebbins)
  7. You Had To Ask.... (Paul Benoit)
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3rd of October Topics of the day:
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  1. The Moth Collector (George Matyjewicz)
  2. When people talk about you (satire) (Bill Edwards)
  3. Seagull Crap (Randall Woodman)
  4. THE WALK.................. (Mickey)
  5. The Greator Debator <political media humour> (Lee Bradley)
  6. CHIVALRY (Sandy (AKA Ms Sam))
  7. Only in America... (Richard)
  8. Space Monkeys (Bill Stebbins)
  9. Breaking News <political> (Maurizio Mariotti)
  10. Zingers <pol.> (Paul Benoit)
  11. Cannibals <vulgarity> (Phil G)
  12. Debate Tweets <political> (Phil G)
  13. Miss Maggie T says ..... (Marsha Coleman)
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4th of October Topics of the day:
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  1. First Date (George Matyjewicz)
  2. A FEW HAIKU (Sandy (AKA Ms Sam))
  3. : THE MOUNTIE & THE REDHEAD.....(adult) (Mickey)
  4. Morning in America (Lee Bradley)
  5. Money Talks (Bill Stebbins)
  6. beau visage ? (Lee Bradley)
  7. A NEW PREFIX <offensive to blondes> (Sandy (AKA Ms Sam))
  8. At Catechism <disrespectful> (Maurizio Mariotti)
  9. NOT BIG BIRD!!!!! (Paul Benoit)
  10. Natty Ice <vulgar> (Phil G)
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5th of October Topics of the day:
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  1. Downsizing (George Matyjewicz)
  2. Foreign Language (Bill Stebbins)
  3. Wine (Mickey)
  4. Dear Diary (Maurizio Mariotti)
  5. PARTY PEOPLE (sandy@ssibert911.com)
  6. Doobie Doo (Paul Benoit)
  7. Its All In The Book 10-06-12 (Stan Kegel)
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6th of October Topics of the day:
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  1. A Dogs Purpose: from a 6-year-old. (Mickey)
  2. At the Doctor <adult> (Phil G)
  3. Sealed with Love (George Matyjewicz)
  4. In Honor of My Niece Who Yesterday Made *100* On her Statistics Test!!! (Marsha Coleman)
  5. Somethings Fishy (Bill Stebbins)
  6. A GOOD SERMON (sandy@ssibert911.com)
  7. Cat Haiku (Maurizio Mariotti)
  8. Prayer Works! (Paul Benoit)
  9. The Killing of Big Bird <political, long> (Lee Bradley)
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7th of October Topics of the day:
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  1. Traffic Repot for September 2012 (Humor Traffic)
  2. Lumber Thief (George Matyjewicz)
  3. One Childs Perspective on Retirement (Bill Stebbins)
  4. DIRTY MAGAZINES (sandy@ssibert911.com)
  5. Columbus Day (Paul Benoit)
  6. The Gazelle and the Scorpion <political> (Phil G)
  7. Men talking (Maurizio Mariotti)
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8th of October Topics of the day:
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  1. New Word ( lang) (Mickey)
  2. Saving Obama (Bill Stebbins)
  3. Penguins <groaner alert> (Maurizio Mariotti)
  4. Yeah, I Know (Paul Benoit)
  5. Top Ten Reasons Obama Did Poorly in the Debate <political> (Phil G)
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9th of October Topics of the day:
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  1. Women in leather dresses... (Mickey)
  2. Marine Date (Randall Woodman)
  3. CANADA TIGHTENS BORDER (Sandy (AKA Ms Sam))
  4. The Greatest Pitcher (George Matyjewicz)
  5. Quick Laughs (Bill Stebbins)
  6. No, Really.... (Paul Benoit)
  7. Breaking News <political> (Maurizio Mariotti)
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10th of October Topics of the day:
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  1. Another Night on the Town (George Matyjewicz)
  2. Fishing Trip (lang & adult) (Mickey)
  3. Accident (Phil G)
  4. Ars gratia artis (Lee Bradley)
  5. Sleeping Pill (Randall Woodman)
  6. A PRAYER <political> (Sandy (AKA Ms Sam))
  7. Eternal Life (Bill Stebbins)
  8. It Helps If...... <pol.> (Paul Benoit)
  9. Bad groaner du jour (Maurizio Mariotti)
  10. redecorating the WH <political> <offensive to animal rights activists> (Lee Bradley)
  11. A Heartbeat Away <political> (Phil G)
  12. DAVE LETTERMAN TOP TEN <political> (Sandy (AKA Ms Sam))
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11th of October Topics of the day:
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  1. Holiday Bowls (George Matyjewicz)
  2. The Pet Store (Randall Woodman)
  3. Inventions Bound to Fail (Bill Stebbins)
  4. Bad groaner du jour (Maurizio Mariotti)
  5. POLL: BY WIDE MARGIN, DEMOCRATS WANT BIDEN IN ALL REMAINING DEBATES (Sandy (AKA Ms Sam))
  6. Its Less Than Half <pol> (Paul Benoit)
  7. redecorating the checks and balances system <political> (Lee Bradley)
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12th of October Topics of the day:
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  1. Anti-Semitism: Like Riding a Bike (George Matyjewicz)
  2. Palin/Ryan joke (political) (Bill Edwards)
  3. Programming Humor (Randall Woodman)
  4. #ObamaCampaignIn3Words <political> (Phil G)
  5. Note on the fridge (Richard)
  6. If Only You Had Looked (Bill Stebbins)
  7. Dear Diary (Maurizio Mariotti)
  8. Its All In The Book 10-13-12 (Stan Kegel)
  9. Working In The Dark (Paul Benoit)
  10. The two biggest jokes I know <political> (DAVE S.)
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13th of October Topics of the day:
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  1. Sasha Obama Asks Father Why... <political; vulgar> (Phil G)
  2. tool box (Mickey)
  3. The Beer Bet (George Matyjewicz)
  4. At a Steakhouse (Bill Stebbins)
  5. WHO CAME FIRST? (sandy@ssibert911.com)
  6. Pastafarian (Paul Benoit)
  7. Why the Y (Mickey)
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14th of October Topics of the day:
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  1. Mongolian VD <Adult> (Richard)
  2. Snails and Slugs (Bill Stebbins)
  3. Gotta Be Quick (Paul Benoit)
  4. Doctor Talk (George Matyjewicz)
  5. Pauly and Maury (Maurizio Mariotti)
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15th of October Topics of the day:
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  1. Senior Wedding (George Matyjewicz)
  2. BUMPER STICKERS OF RETIREMENT (Mickey)
  3. Bean Soup (Phil G)
  4. MISINTERPRETATION (Richard)
  5. GETTING A BETTER WARRANTY (Sandy (AKA Ms Sam))
  6. Spicy! (Bill Stebbins)
  7. Cant Figure It (Paul Benoit)
  8. Dear Diary <adult> (Maurizio Mariotti)
  9. Golf <political> (Phil G)
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16th of October Topics of the day:
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  1. An Old Fellas Bday..... (Marsha Coleman)
  2. Vegetative State (George Matyjewicz)
  3. OBAMAS NEW DEBATE STRATEGY <political> (Sandy (AKA Ms Sam))
  4. good voting behaviour (Lee Bradley)
  5. Wrong Email (Randall Woodman)
  6. Visiting Dentist ,(adult) (Mickey)
  7. AARP Mtg. (Marsha Coleman)
  8. No Hurry (Bill Stebbins)
  9. Daredevil Stunts <sexist> (Maurizio Mariotti)
  10. The Travelling Limerick Show <adult> (Paul Benoit)
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17th of October Topics of the day:
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  1. Beer Snobs (George Matyjewicz)
  2. The Candle (Randall Woodman)
  3. POLITICAL QUOTE <politics> (Sandy (AKA Ms Sam))
  4. Statements from G-d <religiously offensive> (Phil G)
  5. Manure... An interesting fact(lang& adult) (Mickey)
  6. House Buyers Terms Explained (Bill Stebbins)
  7. Bad groaner du jour (Maurizio Mariotti)
  8. Not Trapper Keepers, Huh?? <pol.> (Paul Benoit)
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18th of October Topics of the day:
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  1. Noah (George Matyjewicz)
  2. Random one-liners (Randall Woodman)
  3. ALL THIS TALK ABOUT MATH <funny quotes> (Sandy (AKA Ms Sam))
  4. The lady across the street.(adult) (Mickey)
  5. Blonde Interview (Bill Stebbins)
  6. The Yedi (Stan Kegel)
  7. THE MYSTERY OF CHILDBIRTH (Sandy (AKA Ms Sam))
  8. Ah Yes, The Rules.... (Paul Benoit)
  9. The Great Divide (Lee Bradley)
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19th of October Topics of the day:
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  1. Impure Mathamatics (Randall Woodman)
  2. What Celebration? (George Matyjewicz)
  3. Saint Pelosi <politically offensive> (Phil G)
  4. Romnesia (Randall Woodman)
  5. Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 (Bill Stebbins)
  6. SOMETHING ODD ABOUT THIS BABY <adultish> (Sandy (AKA Ms Sam))
  7. Its All In The Book 10-20-12 (Stan Kegel)
  8. Dear Diary (Maurizio Mariotti)
  9. Sing An Old Song <dirty!!> (Paul Benoit)
  10. Miss Maggie T says..... (Marsha Coleman)
  11. Old Books (Emko Witteveen)
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20th of October Topics of the day:
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  1. Batching it (George Matyjewicz)
  2. Arrangements (ADULT) (Topolski, Leonard P.)
  3. Bass Fishing (Bill Stebbins)
  4. Are you able to remember any of these??? (Mickey)
  5. WHY SOME HUSBANDS DIE BEFORE THEIR WIVES (Sandy (AKA Ms Sam))
  6. Drinking Buddies (Phil G)
  7. Miss Maggie T says ..... (Marsha Coleman)
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21st of October Topics of the day:
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  1. The Golden Rule (Paul Benoit)
  2. The Procrastinator (George Matyjewicz)
  3. Get Real! (off to someone) (Mickey)
  4. When You Wish (Bill Stebbins)
  5. At the restaurant (Maurizio Mariotti)
  6. Oh, Its Coming!! <adult> (Paul Benoit)
  7. AS I GET OLDER <adult> (Sandy (AKA Ms Sam))
  8. White House Staff <political but bi-partisan> (Phil G)
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22nd of October Topics of the day:
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  1. a guys story(adult) (Mickey)
  2. Are you crazy? (George Matyjewicz)
  3. Looking Back (Bill Stebbins)
  4. Fifty Shades of Grey <adult> (Maurizio Mariotti)
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23rd of October Topics of the day:
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  1. Halloween Humor (Randall Woodman)
  2. Pfishing with Pretense and Minutiae (Phil G)
  3. Committment?? (Paul Benoit)
  4. menu(off to french) (Mickey)
  5. HUMORSCOPES - 1st DAY OF SCORPIO (Sandy (AKA Ms Sam))
  6. Parents Day (Bill Stebbins)
  7. Bill Clinton <a disparaging groaner> (Maurizio Mariotti)
  8. Bad groaner du jour (Maurizio Mariotti)
  9. Flatulence (Adult Content) (Stan Kegel)
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24th of October Topics of the day:
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  1. Dont argue with a woman (George Matyjewicz)
  2. Three dogs (adult) (Mickey)
  3. Where Was I ?? (Paul Benoit)
  4. JIM MOORE JR ON HALLOWEEN (Sandy (AKA Ms Sam))
  5. Little Johnny Goes Shopping (Bill Stebbins)
  6. Dear Diary <adultish> (Maurizio Mariotti)
  7. Sherman , Set The Wayback Machine.... <pol.> (Paul Benoit)
  8. William F. Buckley, Jr. Quotes <political> (Phil G)
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25th of October Topics of the day:
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  1. Abbot & Costello explains Obama (political) (George Matyjewicz)
  2. The Debates (Grady Lacy)
  3. On the Island of Trid (Randall Woodman)
  4. Rich Blondes Car(off to blonds) (Mickey)
  5. Oh, Danny Dog ! (Lee Bradley)
  6. Firewalk Comments (Bill Stebbins)
  7. Dear Diary <adult-ish> (Maurizio Mariotti)
  8. Senior citizen joke (Topolski, Leonard P.)
  9. Its What He Would Want <pol.> (Paul Benoit)
  10. Re: Its What He Would Want <pol.> (Stan Kegel)
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26th of October Topics of the day:
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  1. Hop High (George Matyjewicz)
  2. The Most Accurate Synopsis Ever For ?The Wizard Of Oz? (Phil G)
  3. How careers end (Randall Woodman)
  4. FUNNY ELECTION QUOTES <political> (Sandy (AKA Ms Sam))
  5. Obama Casts His Vote <political> (Phil G)
  6. Im being robbed (Lang & adult) (Mickey)
  7. Final Applicants (Bill Stebbins)
  8. Its All In The Book 10-27-12 (Stan Kegel)
  9. Dear Diary <adult-ish - penile> (Maurizio Mariotti)
  10. WALMART ANNOUNCES HOUSE BRAND WINES (Sandy (AKA Ms Sam))
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27th of October Topics of the day:
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  1. Were Partyin Tonight!!! (Paul Benoit)
  2. Try a Wife (George Matyjewicz)
  3. Behind Schedule (Bill Stebbins)
  4. Tolerance(off to Muslims ) (Mickey)
  5. Miss Maggie T says (Marsha Coleman)
  6. 10 GOOD THINGS ABOUT HAVING THE FLU (Sandy (AKA Ms Sam))
  7. Jack OLantern (Paul Benoit)
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28th of October Topics of the day:
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  1. Helpful Livestock? (George Matyjewicz)
  2. The Lord Is My Shepherd (Bill Stebbins)
  3. I am so close to Jesus ... <may be off. to the religious> (Mickey)
  4. I am so close to Jesus (Mickey)
  5. YOU SMELL, YOU PAY (Sandy (AKA Ms Sam))
  6. Halloween Is Coming (Paul Benoit)
  7. The bidet (Maurizio Mariotti)
  8. George W. Obama <very political> (Phil G)
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29th of October Topics of the day:
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  1. Wrong Person (George Matyjewicz)
  2. GOOD, BAD & UGLY (Mickey)
  3. Penny Scales (Bill Stebbins)
  4. So close to Jesus <off. to the religious> (Maurizio Mariotti)
  5. Not Moi??? (Paul Benoit)
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30th of October Topics of the day:
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  1. School Days (Emko Witteveen)
  2. Tall Tale from Vienna Graveyard (Randall Woodman)
  3. Learning to Fly (blonde joke - groaner) (George Matyjewicz)
  4. Amish Jokes <offensive to Amish> (Phil G)
  5. Jest For Kids 10-31-12 Halloween Special (Stan Kegel)
  6. Complete vs. Finished..... (Mickey)
  7. HALLOWEEN ETIQUETTE (Sandy (AKA Ms Sam))
  8. Halloween Delivery (Bill Stebbins)
  9. Dear Diary (Maurizio Mariotti)
  10. Halloween Advice (Paul Benoit)
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31st of October Topics of the day:
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  1. The Farmer in the Field (Randall Woodman)
  2. THE MASQUERADE BALL <bad pun> (Sandy (AKA Ms Sam))
  3. Cold Day (George Matyjewicz)
  4. The Prophetic Priest.....(off to religous& adult) (Mickey)
  5. Frog (Bill Stebbins)
  6. Letter to women <adult-ish> (Maurizio Mariotti)
  7. Miss Maggie T says (Marsha Coleman)
  8. This Could Be You <pol.> (Paul Benoit)
  9. No Service Charge (George Matyjewicz)
  10. Buying Votes <political> (Phil G)
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