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The Humor List Postings for September 2012

Updated on Wednesday, December 12, 2012 at 08:30 AM
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This is both an index of the text and zip files for the month and a day by day listing of the joke titles. If you are looking for a particular joke, search for the words in its title using the browser find command.

Below is a list of the links for each day. Each link will bring you to the Topics for that day. Each day will also have a link to the .txt, .zip and HTML files for that day

Topics for September
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At the end of all the topics is a table of links to all the months for the year of this index.
1st of September Topics of the day:
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  1. Swag Bags <political> (Phil G)
  2. THE QUESTION. . . . . . AND THE ANSWER. <adult> (Richard)
  3. Relax, Dad! (George Matyjewicz)
  4. 2 Blondes at Starbucks (Bill Stebbins)
  5. WALKING OUT (sandy@ssibert911.com)
  6. double vision (Lee Bradley)
  7. Howdy, Preacher! (Paul Benoit)
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2nd of September Topics of the day:
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  1. Out of Control (George Matyjewicz)
  2. A Texan, a Russian and a New Yorker (off toNY) (Mickey)
  3. Thanks for the "Compliment" (I think) (Bill Stebbins)
  4. Chair for President! <political> (Maurizio Mariotti)
  5. You bet your life! (Lee Bradley)
  6. Obama Humor <political> (Phil G)
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3rd of September Topics of the day:
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  1. Answering Machine Messages (George Matyjewicz)
  2. THE HALF-WIT (Sandy (AKA Ms Sam))
  3. The 6 Truths(off to idiot. ) (Mickey)
  4. Labor Day (Paul Benoit)
  5. Potentially vs Realistically (Bill Stebbins)
  6. First day of school (Maurizio Mariotti)
  7. Sheesh!!! (Paul Benoit)
  8. DNC Schedule <uber political> (Phil G)
  9. DINNER COMPLAINTS (Sandy (AKA Ms Sam))
  10. if the shoe fits... <adult> (Lee Bradley)
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4th of September Topics of the day:
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  1. Shocking Poll Results? (Paul Benoit)
  2. My first day at work (lang) (Mickey)
  3. What about you? (George Matyjewicz)
  4. Kids Science Papers (Bill Stebbins)
  5. Inspiration (Paul Benoit)
  6. K-9 (Maurizio Mariotti)
  7. politicians (Lee Bradley)
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5th of September Topics of the day:
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  1. Dont Mess with a New York Woman (George Matyjewicz)
  2. Making Dinner (Phil G)
  3. Poll: Romney trails empty chair (DAVES8@juno.com)
  4. INTELLIGENCE TEST (Sandy (AKA Ms Sam))
  5. Haiku(off to micosoft) (Mickey)
  6. Fix it Doc! (Bill Stebbins)
  7. Dear Diary (Maurizio Mariotti)
  8. Childrens humor (classic) (Hughie)
  9. patience (Lee Bradley)
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6th of September Topics of the day:
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  1. With This Ring (George Matyjewicz)
  2. Are You Better Off? <pol.> (Paul Benoit)
  3. Children (Emko Witteveen)
  4. CLINTON REGRETS READING SHORT VERSION OF SPEECH <political> (Sandy (AKA Ms Sam))
  5. Traffic Report for August 2012 (Humor Traffic)
  6. At the Democratic Convention <political> (Phil G)
  7. The only cow in a small town in Ireland stopped giving milk (Richard)
  8. How Policy Begins (Bill Stebbins)
  9. Dear Diary (Maurizio Mariotti)
  10. Bottle of wine <gender manipulation> (Hughie)
  11. About Pigs and Sheep (Bill Stebbins)
  12. modern courtship (Lee Bradley)
  13. BOOK ORDERS (Sandy (AKA Ms Sam))
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7th of September Topics of the day:
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  1. Rules and Regulations (Paul Benoit)
  2. tied to the tracks(adult & gross) (Mickey)
  3. Unfettered Democracy <mildly political> (Phil G)
  4. Country Music (Bill Stebbins)
  5. Breaking News <political> (Maurizio Mariotti)
  6. Its All In The Book 09-08-12 (Stan Kegel)
  7. You Know Who Im Talking About <adult> (Paul Benoit)
  8. anual growth <adult> (Lee Bradley)
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8th of September Topics of the day:
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  1. MORE MATHEMATICAL CONVERSIONS (Sandy (AKA Ms Sam))
  2. Spelling(jokes must be off to someone) (Mickey)
  3. The big test (George Matyjewicz)
  4. 2 Yogurts (Bill Stebbins)
  5. GRANDPARENTS (DAY) ANSWERING MACHINE (Sandy (AKA Ms Sam))
  6. John Wayne (Phil G)
  7. Drunk (Phil G)
  8. A Higher Power (Paul Benoit)
  9. in the boarding house where I lived (Lee Bradley)
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9th of September Topics of the day:
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  1. Batting Average (George Matyjewicz)
  2. pet cemetery (adult) (Mickey)
  3. Travel Agent Terms (Bill Stebbins)
  4. WORRIES WHILE FLYING (Sandy (AKA Ms Sam))
  5. Peeeeyewey!!! (Paul Benoit)
  6. Dear Diary (Maurizio Mariotti)
  7. retribution? <political> (Peter Adam)
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10th of September Topics of the day:
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  1. Its all how you spin it (George Matyjewicz)
  2. software(adult) (Mickey)
  3. driving lesson (Lee Bradley)
  4. Whatever Happened? (Bill Stebbins)
  5. Neologism <political and language> (Maurizio Mariotti)
  6. Miss Maggie T says ..... (Marsha Coleman)
  7. REALLY FAST SEX.....(adult) (Mickey)
  8. What Time Is It, Anyways? (Paul Benoit)
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11th of September Topics of the day:
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  1. PET FISH (Sandy (AKA Ms Sam))
  2. When I Grow Up (George Matyjewicz)
  3. good manners (Lee Bradley)
  4. Really fast sex <sexual content> (Richard)
  5. English Lesson (Bill Stebbins)
  6. Going to a party (Maurizio Mariotti)
  7. I Hate You! (Paul Benoit)
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12th of September Topics of the day:
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  1. IMPOSSIBILITIES IN THE WORLD (Mickey)
  2. real friends <adult> (Lee Bradley)
  3. KISSING CURE (Sandy (AKA Ms Sam))
  4. Romney Jokes 1 <political> (DAVES8@juno.com)
  5. Tickets (Bill Stebbins)
  6. Grandparents visit (Maurizio Mariotti)
  7. Roaming Charges (a groaner) (George Matyjewicz)
  8. Bubbas Excellent Day <adult, pol.> (Paul Benoit)
  9. academic dishonesty (Lee Bradley)
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13th of September Topics of the day:
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  1. Riding the Bus (George Matyjewicz)
  2. Romney Jokes 2 <political> (DAVES8@juno.com)
  3. THIRTY DAYS (Sandy (AKA Ms Sam))
  4. Morning Prayer(maybe off to religious) (Mickey)
  5. After the Match (Bill Stebbins)
  6. Dear Diary (Maurizio Mariotti)
  7. Reminiscing (Stan Kegel)
  8. A RETIRING BOSS (Sandy (AKA Ms Sam))
  9. Hes All Yours!!!! <pol.> (Paul Benoit)
  10. The $50 lesson <political> (Richard)
  11. Time to Do Performance Evaluations..... (Mickey)
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14th of September Topics of the day:
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  1. Married (George Matyjewicz)
  2. marriage (Lee Bradley)
  3. Bitch! (Bill Stebbins)
  4. Blind Date (Bill Stebbins)
  5. Before the Wedding (Bill Stebbins)
  6. Bad Habit (Bill Stebbins)
  7. Anti Jokes (Bill Stebbins)
  8. Beauty Standards (Bill Stebbins)
  9. At Lamaze Class (Bill Stebbins)
  10. Awful Breakfast (Bill Stebbins)
  11. About the Game of Football (Bill Stebbins)
  12. Political humor for Democrats (Bill Edwards)
  13. Its All In The Book 09-15-12 (Stan Kegel)
  14. HALF A DIET IS BETTER THAN NO DIET (sandy@ssibert911.com)
  15. Transportation in Heaven (Bill Stebbins)
  16. Which Came First.... (Paul Benoit)
  17. A Football Question(political) (Mickey)
  18. This just in... <political> (Phil G)
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15th of September Topics of the day:
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  1. KFC <political> (Phil G)
  2. DMV (Lee Bradley)
  3. Its Magic (George Matyjewicz)
  4. Rowdy Student (Bill Stebbins)
  5. CARSTIANITY <poss offensive to religious> (Sandy (AKA Ms Sam))
  6. Prayer (Paul Benoit)
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16th of September Topics of the day:
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  1. Pizza Coupon (George Matyjewicz)
  2. Weakly Humerus News 09-16-12 Top Quotes of the week (Stan Kegel)
  3. Q&A (adult & offto gays & lesbians) (Mickey)
  4. family ties (Lee Bradley)
  5. Mass Hysteria (Bill Stebbins)
  6. Dear Diary <penile innuendo> (Maurizio Mariotti)
  7. Weightlifting (Paul Benoit)
  8. equal treatment (Lee Bradley)
  9. 26 SIGNS THAT YOUVE GROWN UP(off to getting old) (Mickey)
  10. A VISIT TO THE BARBER (Sandy (AKA Ms Sam))
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17th of September Topics of the day:
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  1. Cure for Baldness (Randall Woodman)
  2. The Truth About Men <oldie> (Phil G)
  3. Open House (Bill Stebbins)
  4. Dear Diary <mildly adult> (Maurizio Mariotti)
  5. I Learned Long Ago..... (Paul Benoit)
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18th of September Topics of the day:
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  1. political linguistics (Lee Bradley)
  2. Little Johnny.....(adult & Lang) (Mickey)
  3. No Pressure! (George Matyjewicz)
  4. JIM MOORE, JR - ON AGING (Sandy (AKA Ms Sam))
  5. Sick Joke <real sick> (Phil G)
  6. Figuring it out (Topolski, Leonard P.)
  7. Top Ten Talk Like Days That Did Not Catch On. (Marsha Coleman)
  8. Horse or Chicken? (Bill Stebbins)
  9. Arrrr.... (Paul Benoit)
  10. more political pairs (Lee Bradley)
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19th of September Topics of the day:
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  1. With Honors (George Matyjewicz)
  2. CELEBRATING "TALK LIKE A PIRATE DAY" (Sandy (AKA Ms Sam))
  3. Clyde Drexler <mildly coarse> (Phil G)
  4. Good Spelling (Bill Stebbins)
  5. Are you a Democrat, a Republican, or a Redneck? <political; ethno-cultural> (Phil G)
  6. Q&A <oldies , also groaners> (Maurizio Mariotti)
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20th of September Topics of the day:
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  1. I Plead Guilty (George Matyjewicz)
  2. 47% <pol.> (Paul Benoit)
  3. Romney Jokes 3<political> (DAVE S.)
  4. THREE DREAMS OF A MAN (Sandy (AKA Ms Sam))
  5. Moms Drivers License(adult) (Mickey)
  6. The Romney Doll <Political>l (Bruce Chilton)
  7. Cobbler, cobbler, mend my shoe! (Lee Bradley)
  8. Computer Husband (Bill Stebbins)
  9. OUCH!! (Sandy (AKA Ms Sam))
  10. Romney Jokes 4<political> (DAVE S.)
  11. civic duty (Lee Bradley)
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21st of September Topics of the day:
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  1. Dont Listen To Him!!! <pol.> (Paul Benoit)
  2. Selling Combs (George Matyjewicz)
  3. GRANMA STILL DRIVES (Mickey)
  4. Opinion Column Humor <political> (Phil G)
  5. the other side of the coin <political> (Peter Adam)
  6. PIG FARMERS (Richard)
  7. Liquored Up (Bill Stebbins)
  8. Definition <political> (Maurizio Mariotti)
  9. Its All In The Book 09-22-12 (Stan Kegel)
  10. AUTUMN BEGINS (sandy@ssibert911.com)
  11. Falling For Autumn (Paul Benoit)
  12. phrase origin <adut> (Lee Bradley)
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22nd of September Topics of the day:
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  1. letter to secretary of agriculture (Mickey)
  2. COPPER WIRE (Renaud (Ron) Olgiati)
  3. Top Ten Signs Youre a Fundamentalist Christian <Religious> (DAVE S.)
  4. Big John - Sometimes you just have to ask (George Matyjewicz)
  5. Young Couple (Bill Stebbins)
  6. TOP TEN REASONS NOT TO BE JESUS WIFE <poss religiously offensive> (sandy@ssibert911.com)
  7. TEN (MORE) REASONS NOT TO BE JESUS WIFE <poss religiously offensive> (sandy@ssibert911.com)
  8. A New Suit (Paul Benoit)
  9. Late-Night Romney Jokes <Political><Offensive to Right-wingers> (DAVE S.)
  10. Women and children first <adult> (Lee Bradley)
  11. ...walks into a bar <offensive to Chinese people> (Phil G)
  12. Spike Milligan Quotes: (Marsha Coleman)
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23rd of September Topics of the day:
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  1. Why I Flunked Out of High School (Bill Stebbins)
  2. Todays Word (Paul Benoit)
  3. wives spending <adult> (Lee Bradley)
  4. Dear Diary (Maurizio Mariotti)
  5. FITNESS ISSUES (sandy@ssibert911.com)
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24th of September Topics of the day:
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  1. Chinese Proverb (political) (George Matyjewicz)
  2. The Power Of Prayer..... (Mickey)
  3. ObamaSpeak Explained <political> (Phil G)
  4. Handicapped Parking... at Sears <Political> (Richard)
  5. Unscheduled Outage (Bill Stebbins)
  6. Happy Anniversary!! (Paul Benoit)
  7. A womans week at the gym <an oldie, some language> (Maurizio Mariotti)
  8. Old? Whos Old? (Lee Bradley)
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25th of September Topics of the day:
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  1. CATS AND TEENAGERS (Sandy (AKA Ms Sam))
  2. Benny and Burns (Phil G)
  3. Patio Problem (Bill Stebbins)
  4. more political pairs: final installment (Lee Bradley)
  5. Dear Diary (Maurizio Mariotti)
  6. A Healthy Diet (Paul Benoit)
  7. #ObamaCandyNames <political> (Phil G)
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26th of September Topics of the day:
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  1. My physical examination.....(lang) (Mickey)
  2. AN ACT OF CHARITY (Sandy (AKA Ms Sam))
  3. Olympic Commentator Goofs, 2012 (Bill Stebbins)
  4. The nursing home <may be off. to the British, one F word> (Maurizio Mariotti)
  5. The Circle (George Matyjewicz)
  6. Kicking Myself (George Matyjewicz)
  7. Good News!!! <pol.> (Paul Benoit)
  8. Steven Wright Lines (Phil G)
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27th of September Topics of the day:
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  1. How it is done (Topolski, Leonard P.)
  2. Random Humor (Randall Woodman)
  3. THE IMPORTANT SKELETON (Sandy (AKA Ms Sam))
  4. One-Line Wisdoms...... (Mickey)
  5. Changing Careers <oldie but goodie> (Caddy579@aol.com)
  6. Math Limerick (Bill Stebbins)
  7. FLYING <pol.> (Paul Benoit)
  8. #ObamaPlaneFeatures <political> (Phil G)
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28th of September Topics of the day:
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  1. Pop Quiz(lang & adult) (Mickey)
  2. AIRLINE MEAL CHOICES (Sandy (AKA Ms Sam))
  3. A redneck oil change (Randall Woodman)
  4. Going to the Zoo (oldie) (George Matyjewicz)
  5. Motorcycle Accident (Bill Stebbins)
  6. Old Habits Die Hard <an oldie & stereotypical> (Maurizio Mariotti)
  7. Its All In The Book 09-29-12 (Stan Kegel)
  8. PIG MISUNDERSTANDING (sandy@ssibert911.com)
  9. Oh, Honey..... (Paul Benoit)
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29th of September Topics of the day:
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  1. A few that Webster missed!!(ok for everyone) (Mickey)
  2. Its a good thing... (George Matyjewicz)
  3. Computer Error Messages (Bill Stebbins)
  4. MURPHYS LAWS ON CHILDREN (sandy@ssibert911.com)
  5. Its Dark In The Church (Paul Benoit)
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30th of September Topics of the day:
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  1. Cheesy Pick-Up Lines (Phil G)
  2. Dangerous Criminal (George Matyjewicz)
  3. Wrong Address <adult> (Bill Stebbins)
  4. Whats That Mean?? (Paul Benoit)
  5. POST GRADUATE QUESTIONS (Sandy (AKA Ms Sam))
  6. aditude(adult) (Mickey)
  7. The wonders of water (Renaud (Ron) Olgiati)
  8. Women talking (Maurizio Mariotti)
  9. Deaths in the Family (Phil G)
  10. Proper punishment (Topolski, Leonard P.)
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