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The Humor List Postings for August 2012

Updated on Wednesday, December 12, 2012 at 08:30 AM
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This is both an index of the text and zip files for the month and a day by day listing of the joke titles. If you are looking for a particular joke, search for the words in its title using the browser find command.

Below is a list of the links for each day. Each link will bring you to the Topics for that day. Each day will also have a link to the .txt, .zip and HTML files for that day

Topics for August
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At the end of all the topics is a table of links to all the months for the year of this index.
1st of August Topics of the day:
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  1. A mind bender (George Matyjewicz)
  2. Israeli Airport Security (Mickey)
  3. P. J. ORourke Explains US Politics <political; poss. offensive> (Phil G)
  4. CANNIBALS AT WORK (Sandy (AKA Ms Sam))
  5. Headlines from fark (Lee Bradley)
  6. I cant take it any more (Richard)
  7. Punny You Say That! (Bill Stebbins)
  8. Hey, Blondie! (Paul Benoit)
  9. Breaking News (Maurizio Mariotti)
  10. Socialist Hell <political> (Phil G)
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2nd of August Topics of the day:
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  1. THREE PENNY TIP (Sandy (AKA Ms Sam))
  2. Jesus loves you(off to religious and to Mexicans) (Mickey)
  3. Mike "Nanny" Bloomberg and Breast Feeding <political> (Phil G)
  4. Down under humor (Topolski, Leonard P.)
  5. jokes (Lee Bradley)
  6. Mum-in-law (George Matyjewicz)
  7. Flies on a Log (Bill Stebbins)
  8. COUNTRY DOCTOR <sexual> (Sandy (AKA Ms Sam))
  9. Breaking News (Maurizio Mariotti)
  10. Whos Driving This Thing? (George Matyjewicz)
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3rd of August Topics of the day:
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  1. Travelling Show <pol.> (Paul Benoit)
  2. A blondes year in review...CHUCKLE for the Day (Mickey)
  3. Bosses: where are the good ones? (Ray Powell)
  4. Ewww! <adult> (Bill Stebbins)
  5. Its All In The Book 08-04-12 (Stan Kegel)
  6. Its All In The Book 08-04-12 (Stan Kegel)
  7. Breaking News (Maurizio Mariotti)
  8. The years between 50 and 70 (Mickey)
  9. Say What?!? (Paul Benoit)
  10. ONE PHONE CALL <offensive to blondes> (Sandy (AKA Ms Sam))
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4th of August Topics of the day:
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  1. prawns <adult> (Lee Bradley)
  2. Truth in golfing (Topolski, Leonard P.)
  3. Recent Tweets from @KimJongNumberUn <political> (Phil G)
  4. 5 Year-Old Sneak (Bill Stebbins)
  5. HE SAID WHAT? (Sandy (AKA Ms Sam))
  6. love in bloom <adult> (Lee Bradley)
  7. WWJD? (Paul Benoit)
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5th of August Topics of the day:
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  1. Winner? (George Matyjewicz)
  2. Partial Weakly Humerus News 08-05-12 (Stan Kegel)
  3. Occupy Golf Movement (Mickey)
  4. Visiting Rabbis (Bill Stebbins)
  5. The Perfect Couple (George Matyjewicz)
  6. Five (Paul Benoit)
  7. The Top Ten Signs Your End is Near (Lee Bradley)
  8. Dear Diary (Maurizio Mariotti)
  9. Modern technology (Hughie)
  10. TIME TRAVEL ASSORTMENT (Sandy (AKA Ms Sam))
  11. Jews Please Leave (George Matyjewicz)
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6th of August Topics of the day:
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  1. think about it (Mickey)
  2. #ObamaBirthdayPartyGames <uber political> (Phil G)
  3. The Question (Bill Stebbins)
  4. Not So Much.... (Paul Benoit)
  5. Breaking News (Maurizio Mariotti)
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7th of August Topics of the day:
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  1. FENCING (Sandy (AKA Ms Sam))
  2. Political wisdom (Sai Jokes)
  3. weather patterns <adult> (Lee Bradley)
  4. Constipation (Phil G)
  5. Jewish Cab Driver (Richard)
  6. My Turn (Bill Stebbins)
  7. Walk with me as I age.... (Mickey)
  8. The Ten Suggestiojns (Stan Kegel)
  9. The Ten Suggestions (Stan Kegel)
  10. Dating (Paul Benoit)
  11. Breaking News (Maurizio Mariotti)
  12. The Great Wall (Humor Traffic)
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8th of August Topics of the day:
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  1. What about you? (George Matyjewicz)
  2. A LITTLE OLYMPIC HUMOR (Sandy (AKA Ms Sam))
  3. Antique Collecting (Bill Stebbins)
  4. : Politicians (Mickey)
  5. Running Away (George Matyjewicz)
  6. Newlyweds (Maurizio Mariotti)
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9th of August Topics of the day:
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  1. A Kindergartners response (George Matyjewicz)
  2. Get ya fresh lemonade right here (Lee Bradley)
  3. Chick Chick Chicken!!!! <adult; off. to gays, chickens> (Paul Benoit)
  4. Adult Scrabble (Mickey)
  5. I Need An Unstable Woman (Phil G)
  6. FUNNY SPORTS QUOTES (Sandy (AKA Ms Sam))
  7. Three Ladies <adult> (Bill Stebbins)
  8. A New Car (Stan Kegel)
  9. Outsourced <pol.> (Paul Benoit)
  10. The first <mildly sexual> (Maurizio Mariotti)
  11. CARNAC THE MAGNIFICENT - AND THE ANSWER IS ... (Sandy (AKA Ms Sam))
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10th of August Topics of the day:
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  1. Blond gets New Windows (George Matyjewicz)
  2. Soup (Lee Bradley)
  3. Condom Yolks (Phil G)
  4. Olympics...( off and sexist) (Mickey)
  5. 100 Camels (Bill Stebbins)
  6. Its All In The Book 08-11-12 (Stan Kegel)
  7. London Olympics - Scoop <penile innuendo> (Maurizio Mariotti)
  8. Grocery Shopping (Paul Benoit)
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11th of August Topics of the day:
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  1. SIZE <political> (Sandy (AKA Ms Sam))
  2. Story of a Genius! <clean> (Mickey)
  3. Good news/bad news (ADULT) (Topolski, Leonard P.)
  4. mother-in-law (Lee Bradley)
  5. Whats For Dinner? (George Matyjewicz)
  6. 2 Potatoes (Bill Stebbins)
  7. HI-Q (Lee Bradley)
  8. You Peeked!!! (Paul Benoit)
  9. The first <mildly sexual> (Maurizio Mariotti)
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12th of August Topics of the day:
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  1. Having Another Child (George Matyjewicz)
  2. PREVENTING ANIMAL CRUELTY (Sandy (AKA Ms Sam))
  3. webster missed(could be off to some from the way its taken) (Mickey)
  4. She Insisted (Bill Stebbins)
  5. celebrating life <adult> (Lee Bradley)
  6. Marriage (Maurizio Mariotti)
  7. Sure-Fire Recipe (Paul Benoit)
  8. THE PRESENT (Sandy (AKA Ms Sam))
  9. Why do they call them "fingers"? (rlb)
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13th of August Topics of the day:
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  1. Its just payback (George Matyjewicz)
  2. #LiberalTShirts <political; off. to liberals> (Phil G)
  3. A Trip to Wal-Mart( possibly off to vets and walmart) (Mickey)
  4. A Healthy Level of Insanity in the Workplace (Part 1) (Bill Stebbins)
  5. Wild Weather (Paul Benoit)
  6. Bull ! (Lee Bradley)
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14th of August Topics of the day:
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  1. First Kiss (an oldie) (George Matyjewicz)
  2. One Sunday morning,(, off to religious) (Mickey)
  3. AND THE PRIZE GOES TO ... (Sandy (AKA Ms Sam))
  4. Buying Eggs (George Matyjewicz)
  5. A Healthy Level of Insanity in the Workplace (Part 2) (Bill Stebbins)
  6. Boots (Paul Benoit)
  7. Getting married (Maurizio Mariotti)
  8. Its So Hot in ONTARIO.(off to people that cant take heat) (Mickey)
  9. Uncle Bourbon (Phil G)
  10. JUST WAITING (Sandy (AKA Ms Sam))
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15th of August Topics of the day:
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  1. ...saints come marching in (Lee Bradley)
  2. Special Cruise (George Matyjewicz)
  3. GOP tshirts/bumper stickers [political] (Hughie)
  4. Baggage (Bill Stebbins)
  5. Noahs Ark Today (Stan Kegel)
  6. What A Way To Go (Stan Kegel)
  7. Curiosity <some pol.> (Paul Benoit)
  8. Dear Diary (Maurizio Mariotti)
  9. 90-year-old widower remarries (Grady Lacy)
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16th of August Topics of the day:
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  1. THE REMEDY (Sandy (AKA Ms Sam))
  2. Same Cruise-different character (George Matyjewicz)
  3. Carnac, Pt. 1 (Phil G)
  4. A Senior Moment (Stan Kegel)
  5. spelling bee (Lee Bradley)
  6. Fourth Wedding (Bill Stebbins)
  7. Join this new religion(off to religous) (Mickey)
  8. The Dentist <sexual innuendo> (Maurizio Mariotti)
  9. two-faced (Lee Bradley)
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17th of August Topics of the day:
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  1. Carnac, Pt. 2 (Phil G)
  2. JOHN HINCKLEYS RELEASE <political & potentially sexually offensive> (sandy@ssibert911.com)
  3. Observations On Growing Older( off to old fa ts) (Mickey)
  4. Move Your Car (George Matyjewicz)
  5. Carpenters Distance (Bill Stebbins)
  6. Fw: (Grady Lacy)
  7. Its All In The Book 08-18-12 (Stan Kegel)
  8. Groaner du jour (Maurizio Mariotti)
  9. payback time (Lee Bradley)
  10. Its Science!!!! (Paul Benoit)
  11. Senior Lemon picker (Richard)
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18th of August Topics of the day:
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  1. LOST (Sandy (AKA Ms Sam))
  2. New Stimulus Package.(.(off to foreigners and political partys) (Mickey)
  3. Emergency (George Matyjewicz)
  4. A White Suit (Bill Stebbins)
  5. Watch out below! <adult> (Lee Bradley)
  6. So, When Did He Say.... (Paul Benoit)
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19th of August Topics of the day:
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  1. Sweet Potatoes (George Matyjewicz)
  2. PSALM 23 FOR SUMMER (Sandy (AKA Ms Sam))
  3. out of tequila. (Mickey)
  4. Small Town USA (Bill Stebbins)
  5. Losing Weight (Paul Benoit)
  6. slow learner (Lee Bradley)
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20th of August Topics of the day:
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  1. The Three Companies (George Matyjewicz)
  2. Seattle Driving Rules (Stan Kegel)
  3. Bald Guys Pick-Up Lines (Phil G)
  4. UNICORN HUNTER (Sandy (AKA Ms Sam))
  5. PHYLLIS DILLER (Sandy (AKA Ms Sam))
  6. Understanding Men ( off to men and women and trans) (Mickey)
  7. Places Id Rather Not Live (Bill Stebbins)
  8. getting old (off to old farts) (Mickey)
  9. "Vampire Diaries" spin-off on its way (rlb)
  10. More Phyllis Diller Lines (Phil G)
  11. THE SHOOTING (Sandy (AKA Ms Sam))
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21st of August Topics of the day:
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  1. Picture Perfect (George Matyjewicz)
  2. Points to ponder .....(off to people that dont likr to cute of jokes) (Mickey)
  3. The Mafia Magician (Paul Benoit)
  4. teeth (Lee Bradley)
  5. Hubble Photograph (Bill Stebbins)
  6. AND NOW, IN THE CENTER RING.... (Paul Benoit)
  7. At the Club (Maurizio Mariotti)
  8. honesty (Lee Bradley)
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22nd of August Topics of the day:
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  1. The Mental Asylum (George Matyjewicz)
  2. METRIC CONVERSION CHART (Sandy (AKA Ms Sam))
  3. Oh, Dem Newfies.....(off to Newies) (Mickey)
  4. Pleased Psychic (Bill Stebbins)
  5. Dear Diary <penile innuendo> (Maurizio Mariotti)
  6. Young Lady!!! <adult> (Paul Benoit)
  7. Virginia Earthquake <political> (Phil G)
  8. Politicians (Lee Bradley)
  9. THE PERVERT <mild profanity> (Sandy (AKA Ms Sam))
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23rd of August Topics of the day:
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  1. The Secret to Marriage (George Matyjewicz)
  2. Women are like phones(off to women) (Mickey)
  3. Teeth "Down There" (adult) (Bill Stebbins)
  4. Todays Word (Paul Benoit)
  5. Romney (DAVES8@juno.com)
  6. Romney 2 (DAVES8@juno.com)
  7. AND THEN IT STARTED ... (Sandy (AKA Ms Sam))
  8. Dear Diary <penile> (Maurizio Mariotti)
  9. At the trial (Lee Bradley)
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24th of August Topics of the day:
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  1. Southern Ponderables (George Matyjewicz)
  2. stuff you didnt know you didnt know(off to know it alls) (Mickey)
  3. NY Times Headlines <political> (Phil G)
  4. It just dawned on me! (Richard)
  5. The Good Old Days (Bill Stebbins)
  6. UNIVERSAL SHAMPOO (Sandy (AKA Ms Sam))
  7. Its All In The Book 08-25-12 (Stan Kegel)
  8. The Strangest Thing (Paul Benoit)
  9. Bus service (Lee Bradley)
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25th of August Topics of the day:
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  1. YOU KNOW YOU ARE LIVING IN 2012 (Mickey)
  2. Red light, go! (George Matyjewicz)
  3. Toughest Whore <adult> (Bill Stebbins)
  4. NATIONAL DOG DAY AUGUST 26TH (Sandy (AKA Ms Sam))
  5. BFF: Best Friends Forever (Lee Bradley)
  6. Opinion Column Humor <political> (Phil G)
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26th of August Topics of the day:
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  1. Little Johnny explains Obamacare (George Matyjewicz)
  2. Questions and Answers from AARP) off to old people) (Mickey)
  3. The pickup (Topolski, Leonard P.)
  4. Olympic Musings (Bill Stebbins)
  5. The price of bread (Lee Bradley)
  6. Miss Maggie T says..... (Marsha Coleman)
  7. Who Remembers.... (Paul Benoit)
  8. Bad groaner du jour (Maurizio Mariotti)
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27th of August Topics of the day:
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  1. Hope you dont have it (George Matyjewicz)
  2. Little Girl and Construction Workers <adult> (Phil G)
  3. A Little Poem, So True It Hurts.....(off to old people) (Mickey)
  4. HUNTING SEASON (Sandy (AKA Ms Sam))
  5. Romneys Warm Side (Bruce Chilton)
  6. First Offense (Bill Stebbins)
  7. Rules of the Road (Stan Kegel)
  8. Breaking News <penile innuendo> (Maurizio Mariotti)
  9. To tell the truth (Lee Bradley)
  10. Yeah, We Noticed.... (Paul Benoit)
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28th of August Topics of the day:
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  1. Routine Checkup (George Matyjewicz)
  2. Multitasking (Grady Lacy)
  3. Hard of Hearing (Phil G)
  4. Old & Getting Older..... (Mickey)
  5. The Essex lion (Renaud (Ron) Olgiati)
  6. LOST WALLET (Sandy (AKA Ms Sam))
  7. New Ranchers (Bill Stebbins)
  8. The Race Horses (Stan Kegel)
  9. Good, Bad, Worse... (Maurizio Mariotti)
  10. Q & A >adult! nasty! naughty!< (Paul Benoit)
  11. Windows...( off to compute illiterate).. (Mickey)
  12. surprise (Lee Bradley)
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29th of August Topics of the day:
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  1. Financial Advice (George Matyjewicz)
  2. ROMNEY HAILED AS A REGULAR GUY BY WOMAN WITH HORSE IN OLYMPICS <political> (Sandy (AKA Ms Sam))
  3. Mothers Quotes (Stan Kegel)
  4. Roulette (Phil G)
  5. You Know You Are Getting Older When..... (Mickey)
  6. The Magic Penny (Bill Stebbins)
  7. Oh, No, He Didnt!!! (Paul Benoit)
  8. CUSTOMER SERVICE (Sandy (AKA Ms Sam))
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30th of August Topics of the day:
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  1. Single, Married, Divorced (George Matyjewicz)
  2. Fried Chicken..... (Mickey)
  3. My d--k is so big... <very adult; coarse> (Phil G)
  4. I Want to Buy That (Bill Stebbins)
  5. Dear Diary (Maurizio Mariotti)
  6. I dont get people sometimes.... (Paul Benoit)
  7. its a zoo out there (Lee Bradley)
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31st of August Topics of the day:
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  1. Dont Think So Much (George Matyjewicz)
  2. ANN ROMNEY SPEECH OR TAYLOR SWIFT LYRICS? <political> (Sandy (AKA Ms Sam))
  3. Alcoholic (Phil G)
  4. Bet you never knew this..... (Mickey)
  5. Warning for my post (Mickey)
  6. The toilet seat (Richard)
  7. Eating Chocolate (Bill Stebbins)
  8. Family planning (Maurizio Mariotti)
  9. Hmmmm, You Dont Say.... (Paul Benoit)
  10. There is no free lunch? (Lee Bradley)
  11. HE WHO TOLLS THE BELLS (Sandy (AKA Ms Sam))
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