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The Humor List Postings for July 2012

Updated on Wednesday, December 12, 2012 at 08:30 AM
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This is both an index of the text and zip files for the month and a day by day listing of the joke titles. If you are looking for a particular joke, search for the words in its title using the browser find command.

Below is a list of the links for each day. Each link will bring you to the Topics for that day. Each day will also have a link to the .txt, .zip and HTML files for that day

Topics for July
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At the end of all the topics is a table of links to all the months for the year of this index.
1st of July Topics of the day:
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  1. Father & Son Talk (adult poss. off.) (Mickey)
  2. Ill Secretary (Bill Stebbins)
  3. Groaner du jour (Maurizio Mariotti)
  4. KFC (Lee Bradley)
  5. ONLY THREE TIMES <adult/sexual theme> (Sandy (AKA Ms Sam))
  6. Rainbow??? (Paul Benoit)
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2nd of July Topics of the day:
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  1. Golf (Phil G)
  2. "But my wife wont like it." (Mickey)
  3. Now You Know (Bill Stebbins)
  4. FRISKY (Sandy (AKA Ms Sam))
  5. Huh?! (Grady Lacy)
  6. Summer Vacations....... Ahhhh!!!! (Paul Benoit)
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3rd of July Topics of the day:
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  1. {Spam?} From Twitter: #ObamaOlympics <political> (Phil G)
  2. SO, A PIRATE WALKED INTO A BAR . (Richard)
  3. ALERTS TO THREATS IN EUROPE: BY JOHN CLEESE (Mickey)
  4. Declaration Of Independence Reply (Bill Stebbins)
  5. Founding Fathers (Paul Benoit)
  6. Breaking News (Maurizio Mariotti)
  7. 4th OF JULY GATHERING (Sandy (AKA Ms Sam))
  8. Survivor (Mickey)
  9. Its the thought that counts (Lee Bradley)
  10. Classic from When Clinton Was President (Phil G)
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4th of July Topics of the day:
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  1. Fourth of July Fun Fact (Paul Benoit)
  2. Working Man Blues (Bill Stebbins)
  3. Groaner du jour <disrespectful> (Maurizio Mariotti)
  4. Need for EMERGENCY landing..... (Mickey)
  5. Some Interesting Things (Paul Benoit)
  6. From Twitter: #RomneyOlympics<political><Insulting to Conservatives> (DAVES8@juno.com)
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5th of July Topics of the day:
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  1. SURVEY SAYS (Sandy (AKA Ms Sam))
  2. Classic Bar Joke (Phil G)
  3. My Mother-In-Law Doesnt Like Me (Bill Stebbins)
  4. More #ObamaSportsTeams (Paul Benoit)
  5. Watch Out For Ice (George Matyjewicz)
  6. Dear Diary (Maurizio Mariotti)
  7. FOUR QUESTIONS (Sandy (AKA Ms Sam))
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6th of July Topics of the day:
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  1. The New Alphabet (Mickey)
  2. Dr. Jims New Sex Words (Bill Stebbins)
  3. Dear Diary (Maurizio Mariotti)
  4. How Hot Is It ??? (Paul Benoit)
  5. say it again, Sam <some adult> (Lee Bradley)
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7th of July Topics of the day:
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  1. PHONE SALES (Sandy (AKA Ms Sam))
  2. Crying <could be offensive to Catholics> (Bill Stebbins)
  3. Do you understand or wot? - I now understand. (Mickey)
  4. HYMNS OF PRAISE, BY PROFESSION (Sandy (AKA Ms Sam))
  5. moRE new definitions (Lee Bradley)
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8th of July Topics of the day:
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  1. Man at brothel, may be offensive to wifes (Humor Traffic)
  2. Sea Shells (Stan Kegel)
  3. Drought (Paul Benoit)
  4. What the Teacher Says [and translation] (Bill Stebbins)
  5. The Toad (Stan Kegel)
  6. The Brothel (Mickey)
  7. offshore, ahoy! (Lee Bradley)
  8. The Apple (Paul Benoit)
  9. The Higgs Boson particle (Maurizio Mariotti)
  10. HIGHWAY HYMNS (Sandy (AKA Ms Sam))
  11. Freudian Slips (Phil G)
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9th of July Topics of the day:
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  1. Management training <Native American> (Hughie)
  2. A new word (Mickey)
  3. Put old people in Jail (George Matyjewicz)
  4. The Good Ol Days (Bill Stebbins)
  5. Late-Braking News (Lee Bradley)
  6. Dear Diary (Maurizio Mariotti)
  7. Overheard..... (Paul Benoit)
  8. CHUCK NORRIS (Sandy (AKA Ms Sam))
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10th of July Topics of the day:
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  1. PARAPROSDOKIANS (Mickey)
  2. A History Lesson (Stan Kegel)
  3. Wisdom Teeth (Bill Stebbins)
  4. DISASTROUS SUPREME COURT RULING (Paul Benoit)
  5. A DOZEN MORE "LITTLE KNOWN FACTS ABOUT CHUCK NORRIS" (Sandy (AKA Ms Sam))
  6. Profound thought du jour <adultish> (Maurizio Mariotti)
  7. Mother and Child (George Matyjewicz)
  8. breeds are now recognized by the AKC: (Mickey)
  9. Ads on Fire Trucks (Phil G)
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11th of July Topics of the day:
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  1. In Sickness And In Health (Paul Benoit)
  2. Paraprosdokians for the Articulate Jew (Hughie)
  3. A Taliban terrorist, desperate for water (Richard)
  4. Report Card (Bill Stebbins)
  5. The Many Benefits (Paul Benoit)
  6. Letter to our dog (Maurizio Mariotti)
  7. OVERSLEEPER (Sandy (AKA Ms Sam))
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12th of July Topics of the day:
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  1. The Priest and the Bum (Bill Stebbins)
  2. face book real life (Mickey)
  3. Bad Luck!!! (Paul Benoit)
  4. Dear Diary (Maurizio Mariotti)
  5. Light Bulb Joke (Phil G)
  6. THE RAILROAD LAWYER (Sandy (AKA Ms Sam))
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13th of July Topics of the day:
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  1. Triskaidekaphobia = fear of Friday the 13th (Paul Benoit)
  2. Yokes.....(off to many) (Mickey)
  3. Sve & Ole (Richard)
  4. Nasty Habit (Bill Stebbins)
  5. THE NEIGHBORS BARKING DOG (Sandy (AKA Ms Sam))
  6. Not Even A Little (Paul Benoit)
  7. Humpty Dumpty: The King James Version <disrespectful> (Maurizio Mariotti)
  8. two by two (Lee Bradley)
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14th of July Topics of the day:
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  1. INTERESTING WORDS(off to imigrants) (Mickey)
  2. Scuba Diving Geologist (Bill Stebbins)
  3. VEGGIE SHOPPING (Sandy (AKA Ms Sam))
  4. He Said WHAT?!?!?!?!? (Paul Benoit)
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15th of July Topics of the day:
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  1. For the unsophisticated (Mickey)
  2. Callowfornia Goes For Obama ! (Lee Bradley)
  3. On an Aircraft Carrier (Bill Stebbins)
  4. Its All In The Book 07-15-12 (Stan Kegel)
  5. Dear Diary (Maurizio Mariotti)
  6. 140 Characters or Less (Paul Benoit)
  7. The all-powerful American Navy (George Matyjewicz)
  8. Camping (George Matyjewicz)
  9. THE LUMBER MILL (Sandy (AKA Ms Sam))
  10. #WhatObamaTaughtMe (Phil G)
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16th of July Topics of the day:
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  1. TEXAS BEER JOINT SUES LOCAL CHURCH OVER LIGHTNING STRIKE..... (Mickey)
  2. OLYMPIC CONDOMS (Ray Powell)
  3. The Brilliance of Military Warnings (Bill Stebbins)
  4. Its Not What You Think (Paul Benoit)
  5. Gators! (George Matyjewicz)
  6. New glasses (Maurizio Mariotti)
  7. 50th anniversary (Mickey)
  8. MARY HAD.... (Sandy (AKA Ms Sam))
  9. With baited breath (Lee Bradley)
  10. Yelling (Phil G)
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17th of July Topics of the day:
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  1. Boxed Wine: (Marsha Coleman)
  2. Who did I miss? (George Matyjewicz)
  3. In a Vacuum (Bill Stebbins)
  4. How Humid Is It??? (Paul Benoit)
  5. Its so dry... (Maurizio Mariotti)
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18th of July Topics of the day:
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  1. Lost Cell Phone (George Matyjewicz)
  2. MEN - SHOULD YOU GET MARRIED? (Sandy (AKA Ms Sam))
  3. #ObamaComicBookVillains (Phil G)
  4. The Right Tool For The Job (Richard)
  5. Freddie (Bill Stebbins)
  6. Three Italian nuns (Mickey)
  7. Dear Diary (Maurizio Mariotti)
  8. The Road Less Traveled (Grady Lacy)
  9. LONDON BUS (Sandy (AKA Ms Sam))
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19th of July Topics of the day:
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  1. #Retroactively <pol.> (Paul Benoit)
  2. Scuba and dog (Mickey)
  3. ACA English <vaguely political> (Phil G)
  4. Beetle vs. Royce (George Matyjewicz)
  5. new coach <sexual innuendo> (Lee Bradley)
  6. Bumpers (Bill Stebbins)
  7. The Art of DEtection (Stan Kegel)
  8. Santa Claus (Ray Powell)
  9. Yeah, We Knew That <adult, pol.> (Paul Benoit)
  10. THE PLAN (Sandy (AKA Ms Sam))
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20th of July Topics of the day:
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  1. Backseat Driver (George Matyjewicz)
  2. Blonde Joke of the Week (Mickey)
  3. Bosss Joke (Bill Stebbins)
  4. ts All In The Book 07-21-12 (Stan Kegel)
  5. Just a Small White Dot... (Mickey)
  6. PASSING RESOLUTIONS <congressional intelligence?> (Sandy (AKA Ms Sam))
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21st of July Topics of the day:
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  1. Its So Dark In Here (Paul Benoit)
  2. WORLD SURVEY BY PHONE (Richard)
  3. Faxing (Bill Stebbins)
  4. TOP 10 REASONS EVE WAS CREATED (Sandy (AKA Ms Sam))
  5. From Twitter...#removeoneletterfilms <varied topics: offensive; political; off-color> (Phil G)
  6. Its So Dark In Here, 2 (Paul Benoit)
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22nd of July Topics of the day:
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  1. Kids Arent Cheap (George Matyjewicz)
  2. Shot my first turkey (Mickey)
  3. Things That Upset Your Dog (Bill Stebbins)
  4. A Medical View of Obamacare (Stan Kegel)
  5. Fwd: An Actual Food Supplement Disclaimer (Stan Kegel)
  6. Happy Birthday Card (Lee Bradley)
  7. Hes HOW OLD?!?!? (Paul Benoit)
  8. Children (Ray Powell)
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23rd of July Topics of the day:
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  1. Observation About the US Presidential Campaign <political; adult> (Phil G)
  2. Giving Directions (George Matyjewicz)
  3. SMILES..... (Mickey)
  4. HARK, WHAT LIGHT IN YONDER SKY? (Sandy (AKA Ms Sam))
  5. When We Pray (Bill Stebbins)
  6. Ice cream <groaner alert> (Maurizio Mariotti)
  7. British Humour...... (Mickey)
  8. Teacher, Teacher (Paul Benoit)
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24th of July Topics of the day:
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  1. Please Answer the Question (George Matyjewicz)
  2. BRAGGING DOCTORS (Sandy (AKA Ms Sam))
  3. #UnlikelySequel <a few possibly offensive> (Phil G)
  4. Fitness Class (Ray Powell)
  5. Vacation (Bill Stebbins)
  6. The New Alphabet (Stan Kegel)
  7. Ahhhhhh...... (Paul Benoit)
  8. MY SPELL CHECKER (Sandy (AKA Ms Sam))
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25th of July Topics of the day:
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  1. Mis-interpretation (George Matyjewicz)
  2. Cheating on my wife (Ray Powell)
  3. Red Coats..... (Mickey)
  4. New Librarian (Bill Stebbins)
  5. Unlikely, They Say <gassy> (Paul Benoit)
  6. Grocery Shopping (George Matyjewicz)
  7. Champs Elysees (Phil G)
  8. WI vs IL (Lee Bradley)
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26th of July Topics of the day:
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  1. SILLY DINOSAUR RIDDLES (Sandy (AKA Ms Sam))
  2. Fitness Class (George Matyjewicz)
  3. The Defective Parrot (Mickey)
  4. WISH TO LIVE FOREVER (Richard)
  5. Fairest Tax (Bill Stebbins)
  6. THE BEST YEARS OF MY LIFE (Sandy (AKA Ms Sam))
  7. Dating (Maurizio Mariotti)
  8. women <offensive to the fairer sex> (Lee Bradley)
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27th of July Topics of the day:
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  1. Cowboy..... (Mickey)
  2. Missing You <pol.> (Paul Benoit)
  3. Did You? (Bill Stebbins)
  4. First date (Maurizio Mariotti)
  5. QUICK OLYMPIC JOKES (Sandy (AKA Ms Sam))
  6. Its All In The Book 07-28-12 (Stan Kegel)
  7. ....And Then Its Gone <adult> (Paul Benoit)
  8. Fermats Last Theorem (Ray Powell)
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28th of July Topics of the day:
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  1. #RedneckOlympics <very offensive> (Phil G)
  2. Never force children to pray..... (Mickey)
  3. History lesson <adult language> (Richard)
  4. Olympic fever (Lee Bradley)
  5. Explaining Politics (Bill Stebbins)
  6. Best Of Weakly Humerus News 07-28-12 (Stan Kegel)
  7. Todays Word (Paul Benoit)
  8. WEDDING RINGS (Sandy (AKA Ms Sam))
  9. CHICKEN SOUP FOR THE ALCOHOLIC (Mickey)
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29th of July Topics of the day:
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  1. Olympics 2016 (Lee Bradley)
  2. Tendering My Resignation (Bill Stebbins)
  3. REJECTED!! (Paul Benoit)
  4. Life from the seat of a tractor.. (George Matyjewicz)
  5. ANNOYING (Sandy (AKA Ms Sam))
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30th of July Topics of the day:
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  1. Blind Olympic Archer (Phil G)
  2. Golf Gun..... (Mickey)
  3. Angels (George Matyjewicz)
  4. Olympic tweets (Lee Bradley)
  5. Parachute Jumping (Bill Stebbins)
  6. Its Hot! (Paul Benoit)
  7. Breaking news (Maurizio Mariotti)
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31st of July Topics of the day:
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  1. What Did He Say? (George Matyjewicz)
  2. DAVE LETTERMANS TOP TEN (Sandy (AKA Ms Sam))
  3. THREE HOLY MEN AND A BEAR (Mickey)
  4. Romney Narrows Running Mate Search (Caddy579@aol.com)
  5. translations <adult> (Lee Bradley)
  6. Good Irish Catholics (Bill Stebbins)
  7. Kids And Science (Paul Benoit)
  8. Breaking News (Maurizio Mariotti)
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