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The Humor List Postings for May 2012

Updated on Wednesday, December 12, 2012 at 08:29 AM
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This is both an index of the text and zip files for the month and a day by day listing of the joke titles. If you are looking for a particular joke, search for the words in its title using the browser find command.

Below is a list of the links for each day. Each link will bring you to the Topics for that day. Each day will also have a link to the .txt, .zip and HTML files for that day

Topics for May
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11th 12th 13th 14th 15th
16th 17th 18th 19th 20th
21st 22nd 23rd 24th 25th
26th 27th 28th 29th 30th
31st        

At the end of all the topics is a table of links to all the months for the year of this index.
1st of May Topics of the day:
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  1. MAY DAY ADVENTURE (sandy@ssibert911.com)
  2. Potatoes (Bill Stebbins)
  3. Bread is Dangerous (Stan Kegel)
  4. Humor Techniques Of 22 Prominent U.S. Politicians (Stan Kegel)
  5. ? You Turn Me On, Im A Radio ?? (Paul Benoit)
  6. Other Gutsy Calls <political> (Phil G)
  7. Limerick du jour (Maurizio Mariotti)
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2nd of May Topics of the day:
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  1. Humour - Wives (Ray Powell)
  2. Two Dates To Remember (Stan Kegel)
  3. WHATS NEW PUSSYCAT? (sandy@ssibert911.com)
  4. Shot placement [violence] (Hughie)
  5. , Webster would sit down and try to talk to his wife (Mickey)
  6. Logic Lesson (Bill Stebbins)
  7. Statistics of One Boycott( off to Hispanics) (Mickey)
  8. Customers Guide To Supermarket Shopping (Stan Kegel)
  9. The Discovery (Stan Kegel)
  10. PARAPROSDOKIANS (Part 1) (sandy@ssibert911.com)
  11. "He Wouldnt!" "He Would!" "He Never!!" "He So Woulda!!" (Paul Benoit)
  12. Humour - My Wife (Ray Powell)
  13. E-Mother (Phil G)
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3rd of May Topics of the day:
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  1. Ice Cream Humor (Bill Stebbins)
  2. Surprise Visit (Paul Benoit)
  3. PARAPROSDOKIANS (Part 2) (sandy@ssibert911.com)
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4th of May Topics of the day:
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  1. Lie Detector (Mickey)
  2. Dumping at Work <scatological> (Bill Stebbins)
  3. Husbands are husbands (Richard)
  4. Best Jokes From The White House Correspondents Dinner (Stan Kegel)
  5. THE MYSTERY OF THE GOLF GUN (sandy@ssibert911.com)
  6. A Police STOP at 2 AM (Mickey)
  7. Knock Knock (Maurizio Mariotti)
  8. Shopping (Paul Benoit)
  9. Humour (Ray Powell)
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5th of May Topics of the day:
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  1. Forgiveness (Bill Stebbins)
  2. Its All In The Book 05-06-12 (Stan Kegel)
  3. Business (Maurizio Mariotti)
  4. How Old Is He???? (Paul Benoit)
  5. SU WONG MARRIES LEE WONG (sandy@ssibert911.com)
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6th of May Topics of the day:
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  1. Offensive to overweight People (Mickey)
  2. 40th Anniversary (Bill Stebbins)
  3. Remembering (Paul Benoit)
  4. Signs <oldies> (Maurizio Mariotti)
  5. Punography (Richard)
  6. CASUAL DAY (Sandy (AKA Ms Sam))
  7. The Relevant Organs (Phil G)
  8. MARKETING...... (Mickey)
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7th of May Topics of the day:
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  1. Humour (Ray Powell)
  2. I Shoulda Known (Bill Stebbins)
  3. Jews In Mexico (Stan Kegel)
  4. Say Cheese (Paul Benoit)
  5. Dear Diary (Maurizio Mariotti)
  6. DOCTOR HELP ME! (sandy@ssibert911.com)
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8th of May Topics of the day:
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  1. Humour (Ray Powell)
  2. created man (Mickey)
  3. Embarrassing Traffic Stop (Bill Stebbins)
  4. The Difference Between Men And Women In A Conversation (Stan Kegel)
  5. Is It Dark In Here Or What?? (Paul Benoit)
  6. Traffic Report for April 2012 (Humor Traffic)
  7. Your Aunt Diane <adult> (Phil G)
  8. Humour (Ray Powell)
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9th of May Topics of the day:
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  1. REAL CLEAR POLITICS of the USA (Mickey)
  2. Honest Abe <adult> (Lee Bradley)
  3. Second Opinion! <adult> (Richard)
  4. Headline of the day (Pat Ley)
  5. MARRIAGE BET (sandy@ssibert911.com)
  6. At Sunday School (Bill Stebbins)
  7. A Joke from the Procrastination Society (Lee Bradley)
  8. Who Got Beat? (Paul Benoit)
  9. Groaner du jour (Maurizio Mariotti)
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10th of May Topics of the day:
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  1. STOCK MARKET REPORT (Sandy (AKA Ms Sam))
  2. Congratulations! (Bill Stebbins)
  3. I Came To Bury Caesar (Stan Kegel)
  4. Pants On Fire (Paul Benoit)
  5. Breaking News (Maurizio Mariotti)
  6. Literally Joe Biden (Phil G)
  7. PICK-UP LINE (sandy@ssibert911.com)
  8. A Question And Answer (Stan Kegel)
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11th of May Topics of the day:
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  1. John Edwards (Phil G)
  2. Two hospitals < political fun > (Lee Bradley)
  3. George Clooney Fundraiser (Phil G)
  4. Just Not Your Day, eh! (Ray Powell)
  5. Characteristics of a Company Car (Bill Stebbins)
  6. Intended For Mothers (Phil G)
  7. What Was I Thinking About? Oh Yeah.... (Paul Benoit)
  8. Dough Nut (Lee Bradley)
  9. BUYING YOUR GRADE (sandy@ssibert911.com)
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12th of May Topics of the day:
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  1. At the Pearly Gates (Bill Stebbins)
  2. Home of the blame (Mickey)
  3. Mother Quotes (Stan Kegel)
  4. Only a Mother... (Phil G)
  5. His First Sermon (Paul Benoit)
  6. PEACE AND QUIET (sandy@ssibert911.com)
  7. What it means to be Irish (Lee Bradley)
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13th of May Topics of the day:
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  1. Summer Jobs (Emko Witteveen)
  2. Tortoises (Bill Stebbins)
  3. Its All In The Book 05-13-12 (Stan Kegel)
  4. E-MAIL FROM AN ARAB STUDENT TO HIS DAD (Mickey)
  5. The Most Amazing Thing (Paul Benoit)
  6. How do you like school? (Maurizio Mariotti)
  7. MONDAY MORNING OFFICE RULES (sandy@ssibert911.com)
  8. Ode on the Homecoming Wife (Lee Bradley)
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14th of May Topics of the day:
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  1. Dream Waitress (Emko Witteveen)
  2. Lawyer Joke (Phil G)
  3. Science Lesson (Bill Stebbins)
  4. Judge Not.... (Paul Benoit)
  5. Penis van Lesbian..... (Mickey)
  6. Ballet (Maurizio Mariotti)
  7. Voting Time ! <nonpartisan political fun> (Lee Bradley)
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15th of May Topics of the day:
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  1. Walking Eagle: Native Americans got it right! (George Matyjewicz)
  2. Real College Courses (Stan Kegel)
  3. KID LOGIC (Sandy (AKA Ms Sam))
  4. younglove (Grady Lacy)
  5. English to Chinese (Mickey)
  6. Humour [Adult] (Ray Powell)
  7. Distractions Youll Be Seeing <political> (Phil G)
  8. Get This! (Bill Stebbins)
  9. Dummies (insensitive to criminals) (Mickey)
  10. Oh, Yeah, Its Gonna Cost Ya! (Paul Benoit)
  11. Dear Diary (Maurizio Mariotti)
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16th of May Topics of the day:
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  1. LIFE IS UNFAIR (Sandy (AKA Ms Sam))
  2. "Obama" Added to Other Presidents Bios <political> (Phil G)
  3. Humour [Lesbians] (Ray Powell)
  4. Fallen (Bill Stebbins)
  5. Support & The Hairdresser <political> (Paul Benoit)
  6. News from Google (Maurizio Mariotti)
  7. ROTTING CARCASS (Sandy (AKA Ms Sam))
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17th of May Topics of the day:
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  1. (no subject) (Grady Lacy)
  2. She was so blonde... (Phil G)
  3. Out Of Step (Bill Stebbins)
  4. Breaking News (Maurizio Mariotti)
  5. IM DEAD (Sandy (AKA Ms Sam))
  6. For whom the bell tolls (Grady Lacy)
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18th of May Topics of the day:
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  1. to have and to have not (Lee Bradley)
  2. Dead Penguins - I never knew this! (George Matyjewicz)
  3. Its Just Money...... (Paul Benoit)
  4. Opinion Column Hunor (Phil G)
  5. Penguins (Richard)
  6. "New" Old House (Bill Stebbins)
  7. An old man, a boy and a donkey..... (Mickey)
  8. Thats Just Disgusting!!! (Paul Benoit)
  9. ARMED FORCES DAY (Sandy (AKA Ms Sam))
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19th of May Topics of the day:
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  1. George Carlin on Global Warming (Phil G)
  2. Pun-tastic (Bill Stebbins)
  3. Who Did What?? (Paul Benoit)
  4. DESERT OASIS (Sandy (AKA Ms Sam))
  5. Renaming (Phil G)
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20th of May Topics of the day:
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  1. varia (Lee Bradley)
  2. Furniture (Richard)
  3. Check the Ads (Bill Stebbins)
  4. Brigham Young (off to mormans) (Mickey)
  5. Groaners du jour (Maurizio Mariotti)
  6. The Famous Builder and The Lady And The Poodle (Stan Kegel)
  7. At the vets (Lee Bradley)
  8. Oh, Crap.... (Paul Benoit)
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21st of May Topics of the day:
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  1. Rodney Dangerfield 1/2 (Phil G)
  2. OUCH!! (Sandy (AKA Ms Sam))
  3. Under the Kilt? (Grady Lacy)
  4. Call a Doctor! (Bill Stebbins)
  5. {Disarmed} Craigs List Closeout (annoyingmailtrap-thehumorlist@yahoo.com)
  6. The Quest (Shaggy Dog Warning) (Stan Kegel)
  7. Dear Diary (Maurizio Mariotti)
  8. Respect (George Matyjewicz)
  9. Hang On, Its Coming.... (Paul Benoit)
  10. DETERIORATA (sandy@ssibert911.com)
  11. Medical school (Richard)
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22nd of May Topics of the day:
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  1. Rodney Dangerfield 2/2 (Phil G)
  2. Flat on its Face (Lee Bradley)
  3. Maiden Name (Ray Powell)
  4. passion (Mickey)
  5. Dinner through the years (Grady Lacy)
  6. Bolted (Bill Stebbins)
  7. BBQ Etiquette (Stan Kegel)
  8. The Exam (Stan Kegel)
  9. What Do They Do? (Paul Benoit)
  10. Brealing News (Maurizio Mariotti)
  11. "Going for the Brass Ring" updated to the 21st Century (Jim Mica)
  12. BOATING SAFETY RULES (sandy@ssibert911.com)
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23rd of May Topics of the day:
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  1. Barometer Test (Phil G)
  2. At the Olympics (Bill Stebbins)
  3. Assorted Smiles (Mickey)
  4. SCHOOLS AND TAXES (sandy@ssibert911.com)
  5. Who Said That?!? (Paul Benoit)
  6. Dear Diary (Maurizio Mariotti)
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24th of May Topics of the day:
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  1. So you think you are having a bad day! (Mickey)
  2. All Day (Bill Stebbins)
  3. The Archiologusts (Stan Kegel)
  4. Facebook (Paul Benoit)
  5. THE WISDOM AND HUMOR OF EINSTEIN (sandy@ssibert911.com)
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25th of May Topics of the day:
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  1. your choice (Lee Bradley)
  2. Humour (Ray Powell)
  3. After a Hiking Trip <adult> (Bill Stebbins)
  4. dental (Mickey)
  5. Marriage <insensitive> (Maurizio Mariotti)
  6. SORRY IM LATE (sandy@ssibert911.com)
  7. Blonde Vampire Hunter (Phil G)
  8. Before I Forget..... *AGAIN*..... (Paul Benoit)
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26th of May Topics of the day:
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  1. diagnosis (Lee Bradley)
  2. 40th Anniversary (Bill Stebbins)
  3. Its All In The Book 05-27-12 (Stan Kegel)
  4. BUSINESS SIGN (sandy@ssibert911.com)
  5. Catholics Sue (Paul Benoit)
  6. John Edwards Pick-Up Lines (Phil G)
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27th of May Topics of the day:
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  1. There is something special about the South (Richard)
  2. missing (Mickey)
  3. To honor those sacrificed (Lee Bradley)
  4. Signs Your Memorial Day Weekend Sucked (Bill Stebbins)
  5. Uh-tennnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn-HUT!!!!! (Paul Benoit)
  6. Little-known yet true historical facts (Maurizio Mariotti)
  7. SHORTCUT (sandy@ssibert911.com)
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28th of May Topics of the day:
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  1. Military Humor (Phil G)
  2. Great Truths of life and aging (Mickey)
  3. Zen (Bill Stebbins)
  4. *WHOS* Gettin Old?!? (Paul Benoit)
  5. EXTENUATING CIRCUMSTANCES (sandy@ssibert911.com)
  6. Breaking News (Maurizio Mariotti)
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29th of May Topics of the day:
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  1. Parents Glossary Of Kids Kitchen Terms (Stan Kegel)
  2. Arguing (Phil G)
  3. Humour - Adult (Ray Powell)
  4. Profile Quiz...are You a Cat Person? (Bill Stebbins)
  5. The Number Is........ (Paul Benoit)
  6. THE OCEAN <Some pretty adult statements - made by children!> (sandy@ssibert911.com)
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30th of May Topics of the day:
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  1. Medical Use of Marijuana (Stan Kegel)
  2. smoking (Mickey)
  3. Golfing on an Anthill (Bill Stebbins)
  4. pedophiles( off to everyone (Mickey)
  5. SENIOR DRIVERS LICENSE (sandy@ssibert911.com)
  6. Conspiracies, Conspiracies Everywhere!!! (Paul Benoit)
  7. On a Cruise Ship <an oldie> (Maurizio Mariotti)
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31st of May Topics of the day:
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  1. Reading from the Teleprompter (Phil G)
  2. priest get (Mickey)
  3. The Mime Troupe (Stan Kegel)
  4. Nasty Witch (Bill Stebbins)
  5. I Didnt Want To Know That (Paul Benoit)
  6. Dear Diary (Maurizio Mariotti)
  7. BOBS NEW WIFE (sandy@ssibert911.com)
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