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The Humor List Postings for February 2012

Updated on Wednesday, December 12, 2012 at 08:29 AM
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This is both an index of the text and zip files for the month and a day by day listing of the joke titles. If you are looking for a particular joke, search for the words in its title using the browser find command.

Below is a list of the links for each day. Each link will bring you to the Topics for that day. Each day will also have a link to the .txt, .zip and HTML files for that day

Topics for February
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6th 7th 8th 9th 10th
11th 12th 13th 14th 15th
16th 17th 18th 19th 20th
21st 22nd 23rd 24th 25th
26th 27th 28th 29th  

At the end of all the topics is a table of links to all the months for the year of this index.
1st of February Topics of the day:
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  1. A Porcene Story
  2. Costa Concordia <insensitive groaners>
  3. 1st grade proverbs
  4. What That Means
  5. GOOD NEWS ABOUT OUR FRIENDSHIP
  6. How the Internet Got Started
  7. Good News/Bad News
  8. What Day Is This?
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2nd of February Topics of the day:
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  1. THE IPCC GROUNDHOG REPORT
  2. Breaking News
  3. Know Your Holiday
  4. Taxes
  5. The Toughest Questions for Men
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3rd of February Topics of the day:
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  1. Dear Diary
  2. Im Not Hungry....... <adult, tasteless>
  3. Primary States
  4. career change <offensive to muslims>
  5. Tips from Employees
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4th of February Topics of the day:
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  1. Letter from the IRS
  2. COMPUTER THOUGHTS FOR THE DAY
  3. From RayWJs Facebook Page
  4. Serves Him Right
  5. Classroom Humour.....
  6. Too Old To Fight??
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5th of February Topics of the day:
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  1. Its All In The Book 02-05-12
  2. AIRLINE TURBULENCE
  3. Lets Party!!!!
  4. Mitt Romney To Buy Heaven And Lay Off God <Political>
  5. Love...as Kids Understand it
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6th of February Topics of the day:
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  1. WWJD? <disrespectful>
  2. THE BLACK EYE
  3. Winners!
  4. Clothing Donations.....
  5. A Few Miscellaneous Jokes
  6. Love and Marriage
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7th of February Topics of the day:
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  1. Breaking News
  2. Tragedy <adult>
  3. THIRTY DAYS
  4. TELL ME THIS WONT HAPPEN TO US!!
  5. Little Johnnys Late
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8th of February Topics of the day:
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  1. Expecting
  2. Hiring
  3. Elementary Math
  4. NIGHT NOISES IN THE COUNTRY
  5. Engineers
  6. Surgery
  7. Dead Penguins <groaner>
  8. Heaven Bound
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9th of February Topics of the day:
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  1. How To Decide
  2. YOU JUST CANT MAKE THIS STUFF UP ...
  3. Elderly Couple
  4. He Might Not Want to be Here
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10th of February Topics of the day:
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  1. Alzheimers Self Test
  2. Drinking
  3. Willard! <pol.>
  4. HELP THE POOR
  5. Wisconsin Joke
  6. Traffic Report for January 2012
  7. Feline Physics
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11th of February Topics of the day:
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  1. Paying for sex
  2. What Did I Do?!?!?
  3. WHOSE THE BOSS
  4. francophobe monologue
  5. Feline Physics - Part 2
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12th of February Topics of the day:
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  1. Its All In The Book 02-12-12
  2. The Perfect Pastor
  3. A READERS DIGEST VALENTINE
  4. Road Safety.....
  5. Official Announcement
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13th of February Topics of the day:
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  1. Watch This!
  2. Instruments <adultish>
  3. VEGETABLE VALENTINE
  4. How a man knows hes getting old
  5. Political Bumper Sticker
  6. Questions for the Ages
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14th of February Topics of the day:
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  1. Valentines day card
  2. A READERS DIGEST VALENTINE - IRRESISTABLE IRONY
  3. Men <3 Valentines Day
  4. Valentines Q and A
  5. Long way for a pun...
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15th of February Topics of the day:
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  1. Breaking News <possibly blasphemous>
  2. PUPPYS FIRST VET VISIT
  3. HOW OLD IS HE????
  4. Explaining the Stimulus Package
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16th of February Topics of the day:
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  1. WEDDING RECEPTION
  2. Explaining the Stimulus Package -- The Alternate Version
  3. Breaking News
  4. Grand Old Party
  5. WE MUST GET HELP
  6. The Logician
  7. Senior love (ADULT)
  8. Daytime Television
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17th of February Topics of the day:
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  1. Breaking News
  2. NOT GETTING PREGNANT
  3. WHAT DO YOU CALL??
  4. How the The Left Would Fact Check Jokes
  5. An American Lawyer and an Irishman
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18th of February Topics of the day:
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  1. Never squat with your spurs on.....
  2. Dear Diary
  3. Best Of Weakly Humerus News 02-18-12
  4. Swing Set
  5. HALLMARK SAYS ITS "THUMB APPRECIATION DAY"
  6. Bigamy
  7. A Toast....
  8. Aging Thoughts
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19th of February Topics of the day:
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  1. What would you say is my best feature
  2. At the Shrink
  3. HALLMARK SAYS ITS "TEMPORARY INSANITY DAY"
  4. I Have To Read?
  5. Obvious Relationship
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20th of February Topics of the day:
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  1. Breaking News
  2. Presidents Day
  3. The Party of God and Economic Geniuses
  4. TO QUOTE THE PRESIDENT
  5. The Web brings people together
  6. Market Job
  7. zzzzzzzzzzzzzz
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21st of February Topics of the day:
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  1. Breaking News
  2. Christian Football Definitions
  3. AMERICAN GREETINGS SAYS ITS "PIZZA DELIVERY DAY"
  4. HUMOR Digest - 18 Feb 2012 to 19 Feb 2012 (#2012-50)
  5. Important?
  6. How To Impress a Client
  7. More W.H.
  8. Check your mailbox!
  9. Get Those Pills
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22nd of February Topics of the day:
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  1. Happy Birthday, George!!!!
  2. Breaking news
  3. GEORGE WASHINGTON HAIKU
  4. Getting Old Can Be Tough!
  5. Vaseline survey
  6. Call to Lawyer
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23rd of February Topics of the day:
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  1. Puns for Educated Minds
  2. Breaking News
  3. Funny Guys!!!
  4. AMERICAN GREETINGS SAYS ITS "TENNIS DAY"
  5. A Pessimist Scot
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24th of February Topics of the day:
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  1. Breaking News
  2. Id Really Like To Know.... <pol>
  3. Parrots
  4. INTELLIGENT LIFE
  5. And All Girls
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25th of February Topics of the day:
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  1. Breaking News
  2. The French Language
  3. Hungry Yet?
  4. BIG CATS
  5. Old Timers Sex
  6. Amsterdam
  7. A Farmers Last will & Testament
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26th of February Topics of the day:
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  1. English Language
  2. Its All In The Book 02-26-12 - Part 1
  3. Sacrifice
  4. DOING IT ALL WRONG
  5. Shingles
  6. Bad Catholic Humor
  7. A Good Pun is Its Own Reword
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27th of February Topics of the day:
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  1. Thirsty?
  2. Russian humor
  3. At the Dentist <adult-ish>
  4. MOONSHINE WHISKEY
  5. we can make it happen
  6. The Silent Minority
  7. You Might Be Getting Old if...
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28th of February Topics of the day:
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  1. Hes How Old?!?!?
  2. Breaking News
  3. FAVORITE THINGS
  4. Bill and Blanche
  5. Local accents
  6. Fortune Cookies Are Racist
  7. No bike riding
  8. No Sound Support
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29th of February Topics of the day:
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  1. Marriage and Religion <may be offensive>
  2. LEAP DAY PROPOSAL
  3. Its Still Dark In Here......
  4. Glasses
  5. Good Samaritan
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