The Humor List Postings for December 2009

Updated on Thursday, January 07, 2010 at 08:15 AM
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This is both an index of the text and zip files for the month and a day by day listing of the joke titles. If you are looking for a particular joke, search for the words in its title using the browser find command.

Below is a list of the links for each day. Each link will bring you to the Topics for that day. Each day will also have a link to the .txt, .zip and HTML files for that day

Topics for December
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At the end of all the topics is a table of links to all the months for the year of this index.
1st of December Topics of the day:
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  1. Commemorative Stamps
  2. Characters
  3. Quote of the Day...
  4. Praying
  5. Tiger Woods
  6. Creepy Bookseller
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2nd of December Topics of the day:
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  1. seniors special
  2. Quote of the Day...
  3. YES, I OVERDID IT.... AGAIN
  4. Mrs. Smith
  5. An old joke with a Jewish twist
  6. Fishing Terms Explained
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3rd of December Topics of the day:
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  1. Show your support
  2. Tiger, Tiger, Burning Bright
  3. Quote of the Day...
  4. Up or down? <adultish>
  5. Wisecracks
  6. Traffic Report for November 2009
  7. From James Tarantos Column in the WSJ
  8. Worker Ants
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4th of December Topics of the day:
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  1. Quote of the Day...
  2. Divorce
  3. Honoring Their Sacrifices
  4. The Breakup
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5th of December Topics of the day:
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  1. ligour signs
  2. A glass of cider <adultish>
  3. Faux News
  4. Senior Health Care Solution:
  5. Quote of the Day...
  6. Promise Me
  7. Tiger
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6th of December Topics of the day:
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  1. A Tough Lie
  2. Judy
  3. Quote of the Day...
  4. Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
  5. Every December
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7th of December Topics of the day:
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  1. "Weather or Not" & "Doe, A Deer"
  2. Happy Anniversary!!
  3. Dear Diary
  4. Quote of the Day...
  5. Dictionary Definition
  6. Fwd: [insomniacs] humor
  7. Wisecracks + Winston
  8. customer
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8th of December Topics of the day:
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  1. Dear Diary
  2. Clubs
  3. Quote of the Day...
  4. FAA Inspection
  5. Another version on the traveling salesman joke (ADULT)
  6. Christmas Eve - Italian Style
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9th of December Topics of the day:
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  1. Quote of the Day...
  2. IM &%$#@ HUNGRY!!!! <bada$$ words>
  3. Little Pauly
  4. Does bad winter weather bring out the creative side of people?
  5. Puppies // Walkin in a Doggie Wonderland // Dogs
  6. From Santa
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10th of December Topics of the day:
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  1. Quote of the Day...
  2. Tourist
  3. The Raffle
  4. And A Follow-Up Question....
  5. Astrology
  6. Stock Kings
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11th of December Topics of the day:
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  1. Thought for the Day...
  2. The Armageddon Circus comes to town <prob. blasphemous>
  3. Apologies
  4. Time For A Review
  5. Oh the things they think!
  6. Vladimir Putin, Queen Elizabeth and George Bush died and went to Hell
  7. Senior Road Trip
  8. Why Does Santa Wear Red Underwear?
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12th of December Topics of the day:
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  1. Quote of the Day...
  2. Los Medicos
  3. Dear Diary
  4. Coming Home!
  5. A old Jewish favorite
  6. The Bermuda Triangle
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13th of December Topics of the day:
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  1. A man walks into a bar . . .
  2. Quote of the Day...
  3. Playing doctor
  4. Dja Ever Wonder...?
  5. Racy Winter Wonderland
  6. In-Law Love
  7. "The Christmas Dinner" & "Drama King"
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14th of December Topics of the day:
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  1. At the office
  2. Sex Scandal?
  3. Quote of the Day...
  4. Why Santa Claus Will Never Be Elected To Public Office
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15th of December Topics of the day:
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  1. This Just In....
  2. Wedding ceremony
  3. Read all about it!
  4. Quote of the Day...
  5. Things you wont see on Hallmark cards <swear words>
  6. Politically Correct Seasonal Reflections
  7. Office Christmas Memo
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16th of December Topics of the day:
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  1. I Just Cant Get Enough!!!
  2. Quote of the Day...
  3. In class
  4. Ovine Love (ADULT)
  5. From James Tarantos Column in the WSJ
  6. Doing Christmas Cards
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17th of December Topics of the day:
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  1. Quote of the Day...
  2. The elements <adultish>
  3. WTF?
  4. Republicans and Democrats at Christmas
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18th of December Topics of the day:
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  1. A Boy And His Dog
  2. Quote of the Day...
  3. Sales Meeting
  4. Banking
  5. Its A Plan!!!
  6. Whats really important
  7. The 12 Pains of Christmas from Yahoo
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19th of December Topics of the day:
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  1. Little Johnny
  2. Looking For That Special Gift?
  3. Quote of the Day...
  4. At the office
  5. Pilot humor
  6. Twas The Night Before Christmas - A Womans View
  7. Military Bravery
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20th of December Topics of the day:
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  1. Quote of the Day...
  2. =?windows-1252?Q?=93A_Full_Plate=94,_=93Up_A_Tree=94_and_=93Fan_?=
  3. At the bar
  4. Languages
  5. Nerd Happenings <true>
  6. Ten Ways Chanukah is Better than Christmas
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21st of December Topics of the day:
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  1. Quote of the Day...
  2. You Shouldnt Have..... Really!!!
  3. At the music store
  4. Ageing
  5. December 21st
  6. Mike Tyson Quotes
  7. Ten Ways Christmas is Better than Chanukah
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22nd of December Topics of the day:
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  1. Quote of the Day...
  2. For Peace
  3. Name That Christmas Carol!
  4. Gray hair <adultish & gross>
  5. Delegating
  6. Yoda Quotes
  7. Signs Youve Had Elves In Your Refrigerator
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23rd of December Topics of the day:
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  1. No. 1
  2. Quote of the Day...
  3. The new house
  4. So This Is Christmas
  5. Christmas Eve In The Kitchen
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24th of December Topics of the day:
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  1. How the Jews spend Christmas
  2. Holiday Warning
  3. Dear Diary
  4. Quote of the Day...
  5. Humbug? No No No!
  6. A Latin Jew
  7. Sunday School
  8. Celebrating Christmas
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25th of December Topics of the day:
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  1. Quote of the Day...
  2. Christmas Moments....
  3. Christmas Haiku
  4. Christmas
  5. Christmas groaner
  6. Christmas Q&A
  7. Negative Movie Review Lines
  8. One Day After Christmas
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26th of December Topics of the day:
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  1. Going to Heaven
  2. Quote of the Day...
  3. Another Disclaimer
  4. A few for the day after ... (1 adultish)
  5. Georgia Ruling
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27th of December Topics of the day:
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  1. Quote of the Day...
  2. Now and Then
  3. House-warming party
  4. Holiday Knock Knock Jokes
  5. Douglas Adams Quotes
  6. Plumbing Problem
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28th of December Topics of the day:
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  1. Next Year Ill Be Ready!!!
  2. Quote of the Day...
  3. Oil diet
  4. Eating Out
  5. THIS DAY IN HISTORY
  6. Resolutions (Pt 1)
  7. Color The Duck
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29th of December Topics of the day:
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  1. After Christmas Stories
  2. Pondering A New Years Resolution
  3. Zoo // Signage // 9-1-1 // A Visit
  4. Just passing
  5. Quote of the Day...
  6. Negative Movie Review Lines
  7. Resolutions (Pt2)
  8. Definitions of a Kiss, University Edition
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30th of December Topics of the day:
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  1. Very Soon Now....
  2. Quote of the Day...
  3. Wasteland <prob. blasphemous>
  4. Negative Movie Review Lines
  5. New Years Resolutions (an oldie, but always my favorite)
  6. The Boring Speaker
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31st of December Topics of the day:
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  1. 10... 9... 8... 7....
  2. MMs New Year resolutions
  3. Quote of the Day...
  4. More Resolutions
  5. From Ann Coulters Column
  6. After Sunday School
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