The Humor List Postings for October 2009

Updated on Thursday, December 03, 2009 at 03:40 PM
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This is both an index of the text and zip files for the month and a day by day listing of the joke titles. If you are looking for a particular joke, search for the words in its title using the browser find command.

Below is a list of the links for each day. Each link will bring you to the Topics for that day. Each day will also have a link to the .txt, .zip and HTML files for that day

Topics for October
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At the end of all the topics is a table of links to all the months for the year of this index.
1st of October Topics of the day:
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  1. Quote of the Day...
  2. At a party <adultish and a groaner>
  3. Gone Golfing
  4. "I was born in an igloo my father built...."
  5. Religion
  6. Today is International Day for the Elderly
  7. Quarters
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2nd of October Topics of the day:
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  1. YOU MAY BE A NURSE IF...
  2. Quote of the Day...
  3. Just A Suggestion....
  4. At the dentist
  5. Be Prepared: Threat de jour, ZOMBIES
  6. The Phone Call
  7. The Ant and the Grasshopper
  8. Jewish Beggar
  9. The Half-Filled Glass
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3rd of October Topics of the day:
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  1. Quote of the Day...
  2. Going blind
  3. Oct. 3, 2009
  4. How to be a good Democrat
  5. Letter to the Bandleader
  6. What Did You Expect?
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4th of October Topics of the day:
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  1. Quote of the Day...
  2. Pet Peeves
  3. Peanut Butter And Jelly Were Meant To Go Together // Tombstone
  4. Two Old Ladies
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5th of October Topics of the day:
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  1. Quote of the Day...
  2. Probably Pick It Up Cheap....
  3. The funeral <off to lawyers>
  4. Two tidbits picked up over the weekend
  5. Curtis & Leroys Mule
  6. Two Farmers
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6th of October Topics of the day:
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  1. Big Thumbs Up
  2. Quote of the Day...
  3. Holmes and Watson
  4. Traffic Report for September 2009
  5. Archie comes of Age or Pop Culture goes to Hell in a Handbasket
  6. REASONS TO BECOME AN ER NURSE
  7. 2 Women
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7th of October Topics of the day:
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  1. Quote of the Day...
  2. Stacey Makes a New Friend
  3. Going
  4. Alexander The Great
  5. NEWLYWEDS
  6. Perks of reaching 50 or being over 60 and heading towards 70!
  7. 2 Terrorists
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8th of October Topics of the day:
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  1. The Unswift Governor
  2. accordion-or-a-bayan?
  3. Quote of the Day...
  4. Night Court <adultish>
  5. Cant Wait!
  6. 3 Med Students
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9th of October Topics of the day:
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  1. Reality TeeVee.... SURVIVOR:AHC
  2. Quote of the Day...
  3. Dear Diary
  4. A Thought
  5. Six Feet
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10th of October Topics of the day:
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  1. Quote of the Day...
  2. Church Bloopers
  3. Hey, Baby....
  4. Dear Diary
  5. Chuck Norris <adult lang.>
  6. 3 Psychiatrists
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11th of October Topics of the day:
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  1. Quote of the Day...
  2. Eleanor
  3. Jumping The Shark
  4. Dear Diary
  5. Deaf sex(adult)
  6. A Day in the Life of a Cat
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12th of October Topics of the day:
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  1. Dick Gregory
  2. Quote of the Day...
  3. Dja Know...?
  4. "Jest For The Health Of It" & "On A Role"
  5. The newlyweds <adult>
  6. Fishing With Jack Daniels
  7. A Day in the Life of a Dog
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13th of October Topics of the day:
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  1. Quote of the Day...
  2. Somethings Definitely Wrong Here...
  3. Men and Guys, The Differences.
  4. XP now incorporates "smart" file extensions
  5. Dear Diary
  6. Obama Wins Heisman Trophy
  7. Ways Hell is Better Than Your Job
  8. First Day At School
  9. Forgive and forget, but keep a list of names just in case.
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14th of October Topics of the day:
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  1. Quote of the Day...
  2. A Cuppa
  3. English, a Language Divided.
  4. The difference
  5. Dear Diary
  6. Scott Adams Quotes
  7. A Terrible Thing
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15th of October Topics of the day:
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  1. Quote of the Day...
  2. Two little girls
  3. Men & Women Compared
  4. Going To The Dogs
  5. Six Truths of Life
  6. bALAncE
  7. Advertising Terms...Explained
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16th of October Topics of the day:
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  1. Quote of the Day....(Adult)
  2. Putting It To Good Use
  3. Painters
  4. A Scottish tale <stereotype>
  5. THOUGHT FOR THE DAY
  6. The dealmaker(ADULT)
  7. Signs Its Time to Switch Departments
  8. Advice
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17th of October Topics of the day:
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  1. Procrastination
  2. Quote of the Day...
  3. Breakfast
  4. OH, WHAT THE H-E-DOUBLE-L!!! <adult>
  5. sunbathing(adult)
  6. Affairs
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18th of October Topics of the day:
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  1. THE POTTY
  2. M E N
  3. Quote of the Day...
  4. =?windows-1252?Q?What=92s_Amore=3F_=28Part_4=29?=
  5. Double Duty
  6. In Class
  7. mo money!!!
  8. At A Dude Ranch
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19th of October Topics of the day:
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  1. Quote of the Day...
  2. Can You Keep A Secret?
  3. The Discovered Manuscript
  4. Dear Diary
  5. swapping verses
  6. Eye Examination
  7. bald men
  8. From Phil Mushnicks Column in the NY Post
  9. At a Dude Ranch 2
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20th of October Topics of the day:
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  1. Off To See The Wizard
  2. Quote of the Day...
  3. Donations
  4. Anniversary
  5. In the news <adultish a groaner>
  6. The Convert
  7. Communication
  8. Breakfast at McDonalds
  9. Q&A
  10. At A Diner
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21st of October Topics of the day:
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  1. Quote of the Day...
  2. Dermal Confectionary Contamination
  3. Perfect Job
  4. Exhaustion <adultish>
  5. Bill Hicks (American Comedian, 1961-1994)
  6. Blondes on the Bus
  7. Good Morning !!
  8. mistakes
  9. New Directions in Safety Research
  10. At A Diner 2
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22nd of October Topics of the day:
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  1. Quote of the Day...
  2. The Yes Men
  3. spooky <adult>
  4. Dear Diary
  5. Franchise
  6. Jokes whispered in communist East Germany
  7. At The Fitting Room
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23rd of October Topics of the day:
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  1. trouble
  2. Quote of the Day...
  3. Ro-o-o-o-o-o-oll Another One....
  4. The dating scene
  5. watch your step
  6. LETTER FROM THE BOSS
  7. Extinct
  8. At the Pub
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24th of October Topics of the day:
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  1. High Anxiety
  2. Quote of the Day...
  3. The Duel
  4. The Silent Killer
  5. Motor racing-Fans "limited" to 24 beers a day at Aussie V8 race
  6. Story from Scotland
  7. Doc, You Gotta Help Me! <adult>
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25th of October Topics of the day:
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  1. Quote of the Day...
  2. a love story
  3. Catholic / Anglican Accord?
  4. F A T
  5. Speaking German
  6. The Scottish Soldier <stereotypical & and oldie>
  7. At Last
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26th of October Topics of the day:
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  1. Quote of the Day...
  2. The Classic Signs
  3. Reasons
  4. In Court
  5. Roman Numerals [ inspired by Mr MCMXLI ]
  6. In deaths doorway
  7. Yesterday
  8. Quote of the Day...
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27th of October Topics of the day:
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  1. On October 27, 1939, John Cleese was born . . .
  2. Unionized workers
  3. redneck home security system
  4. Atrocious Pick-Up Lines <adult>
  5. S.A.D.D.
  6. Holly Daze Quiz With Answers & More
  7. Neanderthals "Had Sex" With Modern Man
  8. Books and Authors
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28th of October Topics of the day:
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  1. The Soup....?
  2. Quote of the Day...
  3. Arithmetic poem
  4. George Carlin -&- A response to Roman Numerals + Ten Marks the Spot
  5. bombs away
  6. The Fox and the Scorpion <geopolitical>
  7. Cowboys Favorite Bible
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29th of October Topics of the day:
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  1. Quote of the Day...
  2. Relationships
  3. Chevy <mild expletive>
  4. like a baby
  5. Doctors
  6. Hippolyte Jean Giraudoux
  7. The Blame Game
  8. True Wisdom
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30th of October Topics of the day:
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  1. Quote of the Day...
  2. It *CAN* Get Better
  3. A lecture by T.O.P. <TM>
  4. flu, flu, flu ... <adult>
  5. Worry
  6. Blame the Recession
  7. Baseball Is a Simple Game
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31st of October Topics of the day:
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  1. Quote of the Day...
  2. Ready for Halloween? Costumes? Candy?!?
  3. At the bar
  4. Halloween Groaners
  5. Joke of the year!!
  6. Bubba and Cletus
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