The Humor List Postings for September 2009

Updated on Thursday, December 03, 2009 at 03:40 PM
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This is both an index of the text and zip files for the month and a day by day listing of the joke titles. If you are looking for a particular joke, search for the words in its title using the browser find command.

Below is a list of the links for each day. Each link will bring you to the Topics for that day. Each day will also have a link to the .txt, .zip and HTML files for that day

Topics for September
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At the end of all the topics is a table of links to all the months for the year of this index.
1st of September Topics of the day:
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  1. September 1, 1939
  2. Quote of the Day...
  3. The Geometry Test
  4. Caveat Emptor?
  5. Cocktail Conversation
  6. Last Request
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2nd of September Topics of the day:
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  1. Quote of the Day... (language)
  2. Onions
  3. A bar fight
  4. Memories
  5. Hello, Lifeline...?
  6. Bank Balances
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3rd of September Topics of the day:
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  1. Quote of the Day...
  2. Maybe We Should Try Something Different....
  3. Its Back to School Week! <2>
  4. Tofu <an oldie>
  5. Tech Support Rules
  6. How to Install a Redneck Home Security System
  7. Property Manager
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4th of September Topics of the day:
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  1. Quote of the Day...
  2. Give it a rest, already ...
  3. A visit to the gynecologist <adult>
  4. Who Remembers.... Who Could Forget?
  5. Ralph Kiner Quotes
  6. Now Concerning the mythology of the autochthonous peoples
  7. Bumper Snickers
  8. Strange but true
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5th of September Topics of the day:
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  1. Quote of the Day...
  2. HOW TO STAY SAFE IN THE WORLD TODAY:
  3. In The News....
  4. In College
  5. Lost 6 Inches
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6th of September Topics of the day:
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  1. Quote of the Day...
  2. Whats Amore? (Part 2)
  3. Missing Hubby // Q&A // Frenzied Mother
  4. For Labor Day
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7th of September Topics of the day:
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  1. Quote of the Day...
  2. The Biggest Losers
  3. In class
  4. Romeo and Juliet text
  5. Labor Day
  6. On the intellectual level
  7. TIME OFF
  8. 3/4 is Water
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8th of September Topics of the day:
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  1. Useful English System Conversions/Units
  2. Well Fix It!
  3. Quote of the Day...
  4. The Virgin
  5. A short tale
  6. Sexploitive Baby Clothes <adult>
  7. Humor from the American Pulpit -- part of a series
  8. Breaking News!
  9. Bank Loan
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9th of September Topics of the day:
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  1. Quote of the Day...
  2. Jack!!
  3. Nina <adult>
  4. Ham and Eggs
  5. Another blond moment
  6. Midlife and Old Age
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10th of September Topics of the day:
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  1. Quote of the Day... (Adult language)
  2. School Daze
  3. in College <adultish>
  4. Food for Thought
  5. Office Slogans That Inspire
  6. Need More Fiber in Your Diet?
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11th of September Topics of the day:
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  1. Quote of the Day...
  2. Answering....
  3. In Court <groaner alert>
  4. Linguistic Remnants of Ethnic Denigration
  5. Lemons
  6. How to Say "Your Fly Is Open!"
  7. Funny Douglas Adams Quotes
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12th of September Topics of the day:
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  1. Quote of the Day...
  2. Answers to the old question....
  3. Sentenced
  4. Quickies and One-Liners
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13th of September Topics of the day:
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  1. Mixed Metaphors
  2. AND THE SEASON BEGINS!!!!
  3. <No subject given>
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14th of September Topics of the day:
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  1. Dont play dumb. Im better at it than you.
  2. Quote of the Day...
  3. Dear Diary
  4. Frankly Speaking
  5. Family Values
  6. After the Second
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15th of September Topics of the day:
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  1. Quote of the Day...
  2. What Is History Trying To Tell Us?
  3. Best Surgeon in California
  4. My Freakin Accountant
  5. Public Service Announcement
  6. Travelling Salesman
  7. Senior Citizen Discount
  8. Thanks...I Think
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16th of September Topics of the day:
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  1. Heart Study
  2. PG
  3. Quote of the Day...
  4. The Final Exam
  5. Dear Diary
  6. Another Travelling Salesman
  7. Late for Work
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17th of September Topics of the day:
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  1. The American Corporation
  2. Quote of the Day...
  3. Mrs. Smith
  4. PROTESTING
  5. Hes Got Rhythm And A PhD.
  6. Sometimes
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18th of September Topics of the day:
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  1. Quote of the Day...
  2. Oh, Its Time....
  3. Butterfinger Name Change
  4. Insemination <adult>
  5. Lie Detector
  6. Rosh Hashanah Funnies
  7. Talk Like a Pirate Day
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19th of September Topics of the day:
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  1. Quote of the Day...
  2. Its A Vicious Cycle
  3. A fart
  4. The Boss
  5. Upholstered
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20th of September Topics of the day:
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  1. Foods
  2. Quote of the Day...
  3. Yes, Its Organized
  4. BEST OF WEAKLY HUMERUS NEWS 09-19-09
  5. Drunk Driving
  6. Bad News <morbid>
  7. Dr. Kovacs
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21st of September Topics of the day:
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  1. Quote of the Day...
  2. Top Signs Youre A Slut(crude and rude and off)
  3. A Wonder-ful Woman
  4. History
  5. Limited Lifetime Warranty
  6. "An Unsustainable Action"
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22nd of September Topics of the day:
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  1. Pocket Taser Stun Gun [lamguage]
  2. What Is Reality?!?
  3. Quote of the Day...
  4. Pauly in College
  5. The Golf Course
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23rd of September Topics of the day:
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  1. Quote of the Day...
  2. The Reunion
  3. Im Stumped!
  4. Three moles <groaner alert & an oldie>
  5. A Thought frum Kinky
  6. Marketing news
  7. Adult Riddles
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24th of September Topics of the day:
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  1. Quote of the Day...
  2. The Robot
  3. A Bathroom in Las Vegas
  4. Allergies
  5. And the Greek shall inherit the Mirth
  6. I Just Cant Believe It
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25th of September Topics of the day:
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  1. Addition
  2. Aerobics
  3. Quote of the Day...
  4. Playing Poker <macabre>
  5. Hes All For It!
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26th of September Topics of the day:
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  1. WHY SNAIL MAIL IS BETTER
  2. Quote of the Day...
  3. Aurascopes
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27th of September Topics of the day:
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  1. Quote of the Day...
  2. BEST OF WEAKLY HUMERUS NEWS 09-26-09
  3. Socrates
  4. You Might Be....
  5. Dear Diary
  6. Bristol Zoo
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28th of September Topics of the day:
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  1. Quote of the Day...
  2. What a Racket
  3. Why does man kill?
  4. Weighing a pig <adultish>
  5. IMPORTANT MEDICAL ADVICE
  6. Redefining Chicken
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29th of September Topics of the day:
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  1. Quote of the Day...
  2. LTE
  3. The Old Girlfriend
  4. Playing Golf
  5. Community College Goes Through Boring Name Change
  6. A Little Mixed Up
  7. Am I Mental?
  8. Skin-Deep
  9. Blondes Response to Tele-marketing
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30th of September Topics of the day:
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  1. What Would You Do?
  2. Quote of the Day...
  3. Men . . . . .
  4. The little girl <adultish>
  5. support bacteria
  6. First book
  7. Poor Parrot
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