The Humor List Postings for August 2009

Updated on Thursday, December 03, 2009 at 03:40 PM
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This is both an index of the text and zip files for the month and a day by day listing of the joke titles. If you are looking for a particular joke, search for the words in its title using the browser find command.

Below is a list of the links for each day. Each link will bring you to the Topics for that day. Each day will also have a link to the .txt, .zip and HTML files for that day

Topics for August
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At the end of all the topics is a table of links to all the months for the year of this index.
1st of August Topics of the day:
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  1. Oopps!! (ADULT)
  2. Quote of the Day...
  3. Fancy Dinin
  4. The doll
  5. Playing Cards
  6. Electronically Challenged Seniors
  7. Error Messages
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2nd of August Topics of the day:
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  1. BEST OF WEAKLY HUMERUS NEWS 08-01-09
  2. Quote of the Day...
  3. How Can You Tell?
  4. In Court <groaner alert>
  5. tit for tat
  6. Two Old Ladies
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3rd of August Topics of the day:
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  1. How Would You Fix the Economy?"
  2. Quote of the Day...
  3. =?windows-1256?Q?Word_For_T?= =?windows-1256?Q?he_Day=FE=FE?=
  4. A wonderful experience
  5. A Strange Noise
  6. Chemists Last Words
  7. HEY, WHAT IS THE DEFINITION OF...
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4th of August Topics of the day:
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  1. Company Coming? LOTSA Company?!?
  2. Quote of the Day...
  3. Poetry or prose
  4. Dogs Letters to God
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5th of August Topics of the day:
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  1. Quote of the Day...
  2. Drought In The Southwest
  3. Birthday present
  4. Traffic Report for July 2009
  5. Groaners
  6. As You Slide Down the Banister of Life, Remember :
  7. guts <adult>
  8. In a Garage
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6th of August Topics of the day:
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  1. Quote of the Day...
  2. CATS
  3. Quoting
  4. In Court
  5. SPAMSON AND DIAL AYA
  6. Some Things to Think About
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7th of August Topics of the day:
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  1. Quote of the Day...
  2. Mentor
  3. Twins
  4. Waiting Too Long
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8th of August Topics of the day:
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  1. Quote of the Day...
  2. Best Of WEAKLY HUMERUS NEWS 08-08-09
  3. DJa Ever Wonder...?
  4. Funny Democrats
  5. MERMAID OR A WHALE
  6. Country Wisdom
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9th of August Topics of the day:
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  1. Quote of the Day...
  2. Whats Amore? (Part 3)
  3. Jerry Grote
  4. Dear Diary
  5. Inheritance?
  6. A Guy Walks Into A Bar...
  7. Conquests
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10th of August Topics of the day:
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  1. Quote of the Day...
  2. Duh....
  3. The Wit and Wisdom of Joe Biden
  4. And we voted for these people . . .
  5. Words all tangled
  6. Pet Names
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11th of August Topics of the day:
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  1. Quote of the Day...
  2. Link
  3. In Class
  4. Jewish Cemetery
  5. Market Research
  6. Sophomoric Wit just never goes out of style
  7. The Birthday Present
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12th of August Topics of the day:
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  1. Lurid Past
  2. Quote of the Day... <adult>
  3. =?windows-1256?Q?Word_For_T?= =?windows-1256?Q?he_Day=FE=FE?=
  4. Noah Riddles
  5. At the zoo
  6. From last years presidential primary campaign...
  7. Fun With Words
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13th of August Topics of the day:
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  1. Quote of the Day...
  2. Shopping
  3. He Likes Him!!!!
  4. Wisdom
  5. Spending on dates <stereotype>
  6. Good Eyes
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14th of August Topics of the day:
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  1. Quote of the Day...
  2. Finally, a cause we can all believe in **warning/Language**
  3. Hillary on Mahatma Gandhi
  4. At the Post Office
  5. 25 Signs Showing You Might Be Canadian
  6. CORRECTION
  7. Finkelstein and Jesus
  8. Storm of the Century
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15th of August Topics of the day:
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  1. Quote of the Day...
  2. Captains Handkerchief
  3. Praise!
  4. PLAY BALLS!!!
  5. call me a vet
  6. Gift Receipt
  7. Why are You Worried?
  8. X. J. Kennedy
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16th of August Topics of the day:
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  1. nature of proof
  2. Quote of the Day...
  3. Playing Keep-Frog
  4. A Question....
  5. Wedding night <a four-letter word>
  6. Newlyweds n Kids
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17th of August Topics of the day:
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  1. Quote of the Day...
  2. Husband and Wife
  3. Sophie and Beckie
  4. Dying is easy, its living that gets you . . . // Mae Weat
  5. We All Scream For Ice Cream!!!
  6. Whats A Pedestrian?
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18th of August Topics of the day:
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  1. Quote of the Day...
  2. A Thought for Today
  3. Chouder
  4. An update to an old tale
  5. Italian Bread
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19th of August Topics of the day:
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  1. Old Age
  2. The Cake
  3. Quote of the Day...
  4. Touring
  5. Human Race
  6. Worlds Shortest Fairy Tail
  7. lion was getting married
  8. Donating Blood
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20th of August Topics of the day:
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  1. Quote of the Day...
  2. Airlines reservation office
  3. Whats in a name?
  4. The Baloonist
  5. How Hot Was It?
  6. Big mistake
  7. Quickie
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21st of August Topics of the day:
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  1. Quote of the Day...
  2. Once Bitten
  3. Pregnancy test <language>
  4. Newlyweds
  5. A Very Complicated Issue
  6. On NOT trusting that spell checker --Installment # 12345678
  7. PMS and GPS...
  8. Wheres The Mistake?
  9. At a Cocktail Party
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22nd of August Topics of the day:
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  1. News
  2. Quote of the Day...
  3. Have You Ever Done This Before?
  4. Losing a job
  5. Cash for Codgers
  6. Old Fart Football
  7. Little Johnny (adult)
  8. The Golf Pros Fees
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23rd of August Topics of the day:
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  1. A Song by George
  2. Quote of the Day...
  3. Work is a four-letter word <adultish>
  4. What Inheritance?
  5. new Vicar
  6. ONE WAY
  7. Two Children
  8. Appointment
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24th of August Topics of the day:
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  1. <No subject given>
  2. In Class
  3. Money
  4. Quote of the Day...
  5. Medical Use of Marijuana
  6. Part of the "Random Thoughts" list
  7. Eggs and 3rd Graders
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25th of August Topics of the day:
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  1. The answer!
  2. Trombone
  3. Vaccine
  4. Quote of the Day...
  5. Luigi <an oldie>
  6. Built-in Orderly Organized Knowledge device
  7. By Now
  8. A Childs View of Music
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26th of August Topics of the day:
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  1. If Sex Were Sold In A Grocery Store
  2. Quote of the Day...
  3. The object of my affection
  4. "My childhood(lang)"
  5. Double Duty <adult>
  6. More Random thoughts
  7. Re-heated Oldies
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27th of August Topics of the day:
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  1. V - A - C - A - T - I - O - N
  2. Quote of the Day...
  3. Gramesis
  4. Blondes <stereotypical & derogatory>
  5. Ronald Reagan Quotes
  6. The Shoe
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28th of August Topics of the day:
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  1. Quote of the Day...
  2. Who Would Want THAT Crap?!?
  3. The Bull
  4. The door-to-door salesman <very adult>
  5. An Easily Understandable Explanation of Derivative Markets
  6. Where Did You Get Him?
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29th of August Topics of the day:
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  1. Orrin Hatch on Ted Kennedy
  2. Quote of the Day...
  3. Working Wives
  4. What Id Like To See....
  5. Breakfast in Bed
  6. Marijuana
  7. At A Weight-loss Meeting
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30th of August Topics of the day:
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  1. Quote of the Day...
  2. Its Back to School Week!
  3. Where Have I Heard This Before....?
  4. Bachelorhood
  5. Happily Ever After <adult>
  6. Marrying A Non-Jew
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31st of August Topics of the day:
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  1. Quote of the Day...
  2. Law of Applied Terror
  3. Working at a Bank
  4. Itchy .... With Anger
  5. Take A Kid Where?
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