The Humor List Postings for July 2009

Updated on Thursday, December 03, 2009 at 03:40 PM
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This is both an index of the text and zip files for the month and a day by day listing of the joke titles. If you are looking for a particular joke, search for the words in its title using the browser find command.

Below is a list of the links for each day. Each link will bring you to the Topics for that day. Each day will also have a link to the .txt, .zip and HTML files for that day

Topics for July
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At the end of all the topics is a table of links to all the months for the year of this index.
1st of July Topics of the day:
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  1. Quote of the Day...
  2. For Future Reference:
  3. Positive thinking
  4. Today is Canada Day
  5. Military Food
  6. the truth, the whole truth..
  7. Economic Viruses
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2nd of July Topics of the day:
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  1. Quote of the Day...
  2. Lessons Learned
  3. Three nuns <disrespectful>
  4. Traffic Report for June 2009
  5. Make English the Ohfishal Language
  6. Lexophilia
  7. Why we lose people in threes.
  8. Army Physical
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3rd of July Topics of the day:
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  1. Quote of the Day...
  2. Two women
  3. A Spy!!!
  4. Quickie <off. ethnically>
  5. Q&A for the Fourth
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4th of July Topics of the day:
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  1. Quote of the Day...
  2. 4th of July Humor
  3. Fireworks
  4. Singular and plural
  5. Dr.Dave (lang)
  6. new bumper sticker
  7. new bumper sticker
  8. Declaration Of Independence Reply
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5th of July Topics of the day:
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  1. Quote of the Day...
  2. Q&A du jour
  3. Quotes of Cullen Hightower
  4. BEST OF WEAKLY HUMERUS NEWS 07-04-09
  5. This is a quiz for people who know everything!
  6. Party Pooper
  7. The Ten Net Commandments
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6th of July Topics of the day:
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  1. Quote of the Day...
  2. twitter
  3. "The Spies of Life" & "The Witching Time of Fright"
  4. Go Way....
  5. College Education
  6. July 6th
  7. Tax Form For the Laid-Off
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7th of July Topics of the day:
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  1. Quote of the Day...
  2. Maxine Quotes + One
  3. It Just Aint Worth It!!
  4. Math
  5. The French farmhand
  6. duck hunter
  7. Accident
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8th of July Topics of the day:
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  1. Quote of the Day...
  2. Whats An Ah?
  3. An Inspirational Golf Story.......
  4. At the beach
  5. Confucius Says . . .
  6. Marthas Vineyard
  7. Stop the World! I wanna get off!
  8. New Wine for Seniors
  9. Ask Yourself...
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9th of July Topics of the day:
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  1. Quote of the Day...
  2. A New Spokesperson?
  3. It could have been worse
  4. bad economy
  5. End Of A Reign
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10th of July Topics of the day:
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  1. Quote of the Day...
  2. New Policy
  3. A meaningful and lasting relationship
  4. Obama Apologizes for Declaration of Independence
  5. Quickies
  6. Girlfriend 6.1 Upgrade
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11th of July Topics of the day:
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  1. Quote of the Day...
  2. A Question....
  3. The job interview
  4. The Next Survivor Series
  5. Wife 1.0
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12th of July Topics of the day:
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  1. Quote of the Day...
  2. First Tweet
  3. Husband and wife
  4. Bill Cosby
  5. A "Higher Power"
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13th of July Topics of the day:
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  1. Quote of the Day...
  2. Filter Failure
  3. The traveling dildo salesman <adultish>
  4. Fat Girlfriend
  5. Investment Terminology for the Economic Downturn
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14th of July Topics of the day:
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  1. Medical Malapropisms
  2. Quote of the Day...
  3. Bite This!!
  4. Sister Margaret <disrespectful>
  5. A Powerful Message from Stevie Wonder
  6. You Work For The Government If...
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15th of July Topics of the day:
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  1. Quote of the Day...
  2. Word For The Day
  3. At the supermarket
  4. Four Cats
  5. The Ever Amusing Charles and Camilla
  6. Dangling
  7. Surprise Visit
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16th of July Topics of the day:
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  1. Quote of the Day...
  2. Im A Notary Public
  3. Its a whacky world
  4. Wheres The Justice?
  5. Luxury cars
  6. Potato Salad
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17th of July Topics of the day:
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  1. Obese Wisecracks
  2. Quote of the Day...
  3. Warning For Quitters
  4. Computers/Movies
  5. The Dark Sucker Theory
  6. Oldjokes TO OFFEND EVERYONE
  7. On The Job Hazard
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18th of July Topics of the day:
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  1. Quote of the Day...
  2. Doing it in public <adultish>
  3. The Top 14 Alternate Terms for "Cubicle"
  4. Silver Lining?
  5. Purebred Police Dog // Dogs are Better Than Kids // Multi-Colored Collie
  6. What a Day!
  7. Dogs
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19th of July Topics of the day:
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  1. Quote of the Day...
  2. Funeral Q
  3. At the movies
  4. Injured Reserve
  5. Amazing Dog
  6. =?WINDOWS-1252?Q?What=92s_Amore=3F_=28Part_2=29?=
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20th of July Topics of the day:
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  1. Quote of the Day...
  2. =?windows-1256?Q?Word_For_T?= =?windows-1256?Q?he_Day=FE?=
  3. Driving
  4. The blonde stewardess and the Frozen Crabs
  5. The Pregnant Blonde
  6. Not So Smart Car Thief
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21st of July Topics of the day:
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  1. Quote of the Day...
  2. IF....
  3. Some consolation
  4. overnight flight to europe
  5. Wooden Leg Insurance
  6. Chess?
  7. it pays to increase your vocabulary
  8. Are You Ready?
  9. put downs
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22nd of July Topics of the day:
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  1. Quote of the Day...
  2. Wouldnt You Agree?
  3. The visit
  4. seek and ye shall find
  5. Biker <adult>
  6. McLaurin?
  7. "Be very quiet" hunting joke
  8. <No subject given>
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23rd of July Topics of the day:
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  1. Quote of the Day...
  2. It Must Be Nice....
  3. In class
  4. The Difference Between Men and Women
  5. Ice Cream
  6. Business Was Good <adult>
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24th of July Topics of the day:
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  1. Quote of the Day...
  2. The Confessional
  3. Knee pains
  4. Obama and Congress Go to Dinner
  5. For The Benefit Of....????
  6. Family Tree of Vincent Van Gogh
  7. What A Pity!
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25th of July Topics of the day:
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  1. Quote of the Day...
  2. The Animal Banquet
  3. Show me yours...
  4. Lawn Care
  5. Stump Speech
  6. Two medical students and the old man
  7. Stuck In An Elevator
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26th of July Topics of the day:
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  1. Quote of the Day...
  2. Better Translators, Please!!!
  3. Dear Diary
  4. The Top 12 Euphemisms for "Breaking Wind"
  5. A Day in the Life of Joe the Middle-Class Conservative
  6. Being Unshellfish
  7. Complaint Letter
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27th of July Topics of the day:
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  1. Words (lang&off to immigrants)
  2. Quote of the Day...
  3. Cooking Tip
  4. School homework policy
  5. American History Class
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28th of July Topics of the day:
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  1. Quote of the Day...
  2. Alcoholics Anonymous
  3. raciest and offence n word
  4. ADDICTED!!!!
  5. Dear Diary
  6. The nine-one-one call.
  7. Doing Cartwheels
  8. ZEN and the art of Meditation Maintenance
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29th of July Topics of the day:
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  1. doctor in Duluth
  2. Coincidence <adultish>
  3. Quote of the Day...
  4. APPROVED
  5. Drafting Guys Over 60
  6. Drawbacks Of Working In A Cubicle
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30th of July Topics of the day:
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  1. Quote of the Day...
  2. #2? Really?!?
  3. Public Health Care
  4. Web Illiterate
  5. The Husbands Suspicions [vaguely adult, like daytime TV]
  6. How to get to Heaven from Ireland
  7. Quasimodo
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31st of July Topics of the day:
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  1. Quote of the Day...
  2. CT #2K8-11
  3. Rash Hashana
  4. Dr. Epstein
  5. Movie Theater Humor
  6. Jaws
  7. Learned From My Horse
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