The Humor List Postings for May 2009

Updated on Thursday, December 03, 2009 at 03:40 PM
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This is both an index of the text and zip files for the month and a day by day listing of the joke titles. If you are looking for a particular joke, search for the words in its title using the browser find command.

Below is a list of the links for each day. Each link will bring you to the Topics for that day. Each day will also have a link to the .txt, .zip and HTML files for that day

Topics for May
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At the end of all the topics is a table of links to all the months for the year of this index.
1st of May Topics of the day:
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  1. Quote of the Day...
  2. Give Me SOME Credit....
  3. Hotel Bill
  4. Unpresidented Misbehavior at My White House
  5. Will Detroit have to learn to speak Italian?
  6. When Pigs Fly
  7. Pirates (From Obamas Press Conference)
  8. Well ultimately sometimes you need to Duck ---and cover.
  9. Modern Women
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2nd of May Topics of the day:
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  1. Car Problems
  2. LOOKING AT LANGUAGE: Jest for the Pun of It by Richard Lederer
  3. Quote of the Day...
  4. Fox news bows to the pressure( off toBlack and Hispanic)
  5. The Old Switcheroo!!! <adult>
  6. The mental patient
  7. Jogging
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3rd of May Topics of the day:
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  1. Quote of the Day...
  2. Why Women Are Crabby
  3. Committee
  4. Wedding Etiquette
  5. At the Dentist
  6. The World Is My Oyster
  7. Where Did It Go?
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4th of May Topics of the day:
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  1. "An ABC Primer On Animal Puns" & "The Best Medicine"
  2. Jedi Knight?
  3. Quote of the Day...
  4. The History of Cinco de Mayo
  5. Nine Happy People
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5th of May Topics of the day:
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  1. TWO FROM THE PAST
  2. Quote of the Day...
  3. Wisdom from Grandpa
  4. A New Threat
  5. Cinco De Mayo
  6. Infidelity <an oldie>
  7. Traffic Report for April 2009
  8. So, are there really any new jokes?
  9. Summer
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6th of May Topics of the day:
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  1. What I Learned This Week....
  2. "Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar." --Sigismund Schlomo Freud
  3. Quote of the Day...
  4. IMPLE HOME REMEDIES
  5. Jealous Judy
  6. You thought....but you are wrong
  7. I Should Hope So!
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7th of May Topics of the day:
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  1. Quote of the Day...
  2. the half-wit
  3. Its Spreading....
  4. Winning Pun-Off Routines
  5. The au pair <adultish>
  6. Quickies
  7. Take Every Four Hours
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8th of May Topics of the day:
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  1. Quote of the Day...
  2. Working At Being Unemployed
  3. Learning
  4. Twins
  5. As Mothers Day lumbers into View [ADULT]
  6. Whats Wrong, Daddy
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9th of May Topics of the day:
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  1. Sometimes....
  2. Quote of the Day...
  3. A Prayer
  4. Yankees v. Mariners, Best Seats
  5. New Standard Operating Procedures released today please learn
  6. Preparing Dinner
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10th of May Topics of the day:
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  1. "A Milestone, Not a Millstone" & "Annie Get Your Pun"
  2. Quote of the Day...
  3. I Love You Mom....
  4. Mother
  5. The dinner party
  6. Mothers Day
  7. Frustrated
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11th of May Topics of the day:
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  1. Alcoholics Anonymous
  2. Its In The Fine Print
  3. Quote of the Day...
  4. =?iso-8859-1?Q?Salvador_Felipe_Jacinto_Salvador_Felipe_Jacinto_Dal=ED_i_D?
  5. Dear Diary
  6. The Fashion Designer
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12th of May Topics of the day:
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  1. Quote of the Day...
  2. Neighbors Barking Dog
  3. Punster of the Year: Jim Ertner & "The Second Animal Alphabet"
  4. Two U.S. tourists (lang)
  5. A Lesson Learned
  6. Family Breakfast
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13th of May Topics of the day:
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  1. Quote of the Day...
  2. Dorothy
  3. CAUTION
  4. best poem
  5. Is there a Cinophobic Conspiracy, um, in the air?
  6. The Pirate
  7. The Italian Virgin
  8. Military humor
  9. Your Honor...
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14th of May Topics of the day:
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  1. "Meeting of the Minds" & "Hannibal Lecturn"
  2. Quote of the Day...
  3. Another Book Deal!
  4. Lawyers
  5. Thought for the day ....
  6. In traffic
  7. Now wait, just how old is this story? The Chemistry Exam
  8. Tornado Drill
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15th of May Topics of the day:
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  1. Quote of the Day...
  2. Lady shopping.(lang)
  3. The Pageant World
  4. Disparate House Wines
  5. Naughty Little Pauly
  6. Not To Worry
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16th of May Topics of the day:
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  1. Horse auction
  2. Squirmy Rooter
  3. Quote of the Day...
  4. Naming the baby
  5. The Wisdom of An Old Man
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17th of May Topics of the day:
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  1. Definitions - By Gender
  2. The Most Important Meal Of The Day
  3. misunderstanding
  4. Grey Matter Department
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18th of May Topics of the day:
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  1. Quote of the Day...
  2. Carpenter Tools: KIrk Miller Winner of 2008 Punniest of Show Award
  3. Honesty
  4. The wager <disrespectful>
  5. Two gay men decide to have a baby
  6. On The Playground
  7. BAILOUT ON THE BANKRUPT SEAS - Andy Balinsky
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19th of May Topics of the day:
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  1. Quote of the Day...
  2. You Little Twit!
  3. The Mumba snake
  4. Signs Your Nurse Is a Pirate
  5. half-dollar
  6. Problem After Fishing
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20th of May Topics of the day:
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  1. Fwd: Eiric Ott Bronze Medalist 2009 Punniest of Show
  2. Quote of the Day...
  3. Handy?
  4. Endorsing a check
  5. Absent Minded Professor
  6. Dog joke
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21st of May Topics of the day:
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  1. Quote of the Day...
  2. Afri-pun Safari Quiz - by Bob Freepartner
  3. What Else Is There To Do.... In Alaska?!?
  4. Teenagers
  5. GROANERS
  6. A list of the symptoms for swine flu
  7. The wager (ADULT)
  8. Impressions
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22nd of May Topics of the day:
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  1. Coming From The Right <ADULT>
  2. Quote of the Day...
  3. The flowers
  4. Emergency Room Care
  5. Attn: Entrepeneurs
  6. Wise People
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23rd of May Topics of the day:
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  1. Quote of the Day...
  2. Get Away From Me!
  3. An Anglo-African tale
  4. The Mugging
  5. New Celebrity-Penned Books
  6. Water In A Glass
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24th of May Topics of the day:
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  1. Quote of the Day...
  2. The Whole Picture....
  3. a 12 year old boy was walking down the street
  4. Newfoundlander Running in the Rain
  5. Moving furniture
  6. The Ultimate Memorial Day Barbeque
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25th of May Topics of the day:
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  1. Quote of the Day...
  2. The maternity waiting room
  3. Bad Economy
  4. BEST OF WEAKLY HUMERUS NEWS 05-23-09
  5. Whos The Best?
  6. I got a kick out of it.
  7. Signs Your Memorial Day Weekend Sucked
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26th of May Topics of the day:
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  1. Quote of the Day...
  2. Thats MUCH Better....
  3. Smoking
  4. Jewish computers
  5. nuclear physics <adult language, scatology>
  6. I was thinking
  7. Managerial Mishaps
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27th of May Topics of the day:
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  1. Its Our Right And Our Heritage!!!
  2. Quote of the Day...
  3. In class
  4. Honolulu
  5. Ten Times
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28th of May Topics of the day:
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  1. Quote of the Day...
  2. SCOTUS WATCH
  3. In the mens room <groaner alert>
  4. Insight into the Honda Insight
  5. Off Duty
  6. Chaucer
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29th of May Topics of the day:
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  1. Holy Fire
  2. Chocolate
  3. =?Windows-1252?Q?New_and_Vi?= =?Windows-1252?Q?ews_in_the?=
  4. Quote of the Day...
  5. The new Vicar <disrespectful>
  6. Final Requests
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30th of May Topics of the day:
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  1. Quote of the Day...
  2. Voices ...
  3. Breaking News <adultish>
  4. Swine Flu FAQ
  5. First Flight
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31st of May Topics of the day:
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  1. Quote of the Day...
  2. Prayers
  3. the cab
  4. $ $ $
  5. BEST OF WEAKLY HUMERUS NEWS 05-30-09
  6. Driving Through Texas
  7. Talking dog
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