The Humor List Postings for April 2009

Updated on Thursday, December 03, 2009 at 03:40 PM
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This is both an index of the text and zip files for the month and a day by day listing of the joke titles. If you are looking for a particular joke, search for the words in its title using the browser find command.

Below is a list of the links for each day. Each link will bring you to the Topics for that day. Each day will also have a link to the .txt, .zip and HTML files for that day

Topics for April
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At the end of all the topics is a table of links to all the months for the year of this index.
1st of April Topics of the day:
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  1. Mohels
  2. April Fools Day
  3. Quote of the Day...
  4. How Can I Tell?
  5. E-mail from T.O.P. (TM)
  6. April Fools Hoaxes
  7. New Mink
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2nd of April Topics of the day:
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  1. Quote of the Day...
  2. Leno Last Night Said:
  3. Dear Diary
  4. Age Determination
  5. Mutually Beneficial Agreement
  6. Date Tips
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3rd of April Topics of the day:
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  1. George Jessel
  2. Quote of the Day...
  3. Downsizing
  4. The football jersey
  5. Hie Thee to a Nunnery!
  6. Make a dirty joke cleaner by injecting a little Yiddish!
  7. Traffic Report for March 2009
  8. the nun and the scales
  9. An Obituary printed in the Times
  10. Substitute Teacher
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4th of April Topics of the day:
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  1. Color The Duck
  2. An affair
  3. Goin Huntn <adult>
  4. Quote of the Day...
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5th of April Topics of the day:
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  1. Marriage Definitions
  2. Old Enough
  3. Quote of the Day...
  4. Did you hear....
  5. The bathroom scale
  6. "A Banner Day" & "The Pharaoh"
  7. An Old Man
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6th of April Topics of the day:
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  1. Quote of the Day...
  2. My daddy is a movie actor . . .
  3. two rules
  4. Bar Stool
  5. BEST OF WEAKLY HUMERUS NEWS 04-04-09
  6. Palm Sunday
  7. For The Birds
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7th of April Topics of the day:
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  1. Bored Games
  2. Quote of the Day...
  3. The retired judge
  4. Being normal isnt one of my strengths . . .
  5. A Sweet Seduction (Adult)
  6. Constipation Cure (Political)
  7. The Rabbi Gets Audited
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8th of April Topics of the day:
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  1. Baseball Game
  2. Fwd: The Two-Minute Haggadah
  3. Quote of the Day...
  4. Communicating....????
  5. Q&A du jour
  6. case closed
  7. Joking With the IRS
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9th of April Topics of the day:
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  1. Learned Men
  2. Quote of the Day...
  3. It Was A Nice Flight
  4. Johnny Carson <adultish>
  5. The Taxman Cometh
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10th of April Topics of the day:
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  1. Quote of the Day...
  2. Pardon me, Jeff Foxworthy!
  3. Obama Reaches Out to Moderate Pirate Community
  4. IRS Audit
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11th of April Topics of the day:
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  1. Quote of the Day...
  2. BEST OF WEAKLY HUMERUS NEWS 04-11-09
  3. Dancing <insensitive>
  4. Diarrhea Cure (Political)
  5. Easter Is
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12th of April Topics of the day:
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  1. Double Double, Toilet Trouble
  2. Quote of the Day...
  3. New car
  4. Im So Tired.....
  5. The IRS
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13th of April Topics of the day:
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  1. Quote of the Day...
  2. Stealing
  3. Tax Preparation Tips
  4. ROAD CLOSING
  5. The jobs not finished until the paperwork is done!
  6. Letter to the IRS!
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14th of April Topics of the day:
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  1. Quote of the Day...
  2. Couldnt She Wait For 69? <adult>
  3. The undertaker <morbid and adultish>
  4. Harry Kalas Story
  5. man test(off to gays)
  6. Tax Quickies
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15th of April Topics of the day:
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  1. Quote of the Day...
  2. Its Taxgiving Day!
  3. At the office
  4. Second Tax Notice
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16th of April Topics of the day:
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  1. Quote of the Day...
  2. Fishing
  3. Tea Party
  4. Who Needs Jogging?
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17th of April Topics of the day:
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  1. Quote of the Day...
  2. Wondering What To Do....
  3. In the classroom
  4. Topical Cream
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18th of April Topics of the day:
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  1. Quote of the Day...
  2. Once Upon A Time....
  3. The watch <adultish>
  4. Inspection
  5. Golf Ball Float
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19th of April Topics of the day:
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  1. Quote of the Day...
  2. IN THE BEGINNING....
  3. RELIGION
  4. Womans Ass Size Study
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20th of April Topics of the day:
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  1. The True Dangers Of Marijuana Use
  2. Retirement
  3. Flying
  4. Quote of the Day...
  5. Ivy League
  6. Lunging toward the State Control of Freedom of Speech
  7. Got Dictionary?
  8. Ten Differences
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21st of April Topics of the day:
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  1. Actual Quotes From Sports Commentators <adultish>
  2. Quote of the Day...
  3. Bad Fit
  4. BEST OF WEAKLY HUMERUS NEWS 04-19-09
  5. Its a whacky world
  6. Rhyming Potshot
  7. Reminders of yesteryear.
  8. 2 Commuters
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22nd of April Topics of the day:
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  1. George Carlin Quotes . . .
  2. You Just Might Be....
  3. Quote of the Day...
  4. Getting Connected
  5. Is this the ultimate revenge for Hastings?
  6. The burglary
  7. Two Irishmen
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23rd of April Topics of the day:
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  1. Torture Memos Made It Legal?
  2. Quote of the Day...
  3. Leo
  4. The Banquet
  5. UCLA Study <sexist>
  6. good news, bad news
  7. Ding a ling!
  8. A Retiree Answers
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24th of April Topics of the day:
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  1. Quote of the Day...
  2. Shared Sacrifice
  3. Elephant Stew
  4. At the supermarket
  5. Awful Puns
  6. Statistics of One Boycott( off to Hispanics)
  7. Somali Pirate Cruise
  8. Such Service!
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25th of April Topics of the day:
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  1. Quote of the Day...
  2. Rita Rudner Quote
  3. Sounds Good, Too!!!
  4. At the restaurant
  5. The Freedom Of Information Act
  6. 42nd street
  7. FUNNIES FROM HAWAII(off to Hawaiians)
  8. Social Workers
  9. I love dogs
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26th of April Topics of the day:
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  1. Quote of the Day...
  2. Alfred Hitchcock
  3. letter to secretary of agriculture
  4. Mary Pops In
  5. Marriage
  6. Mount Olympus
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27th of April Topics of the day:
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  1. Guaranteed to Roll A Canadians Eyes
  2. How Dare You!
  3. BEST OF WEAKLY HUMERUS NEWS 04-25-09
  4. The new way of giving you the bye bye joke or not????
  5. Quote of the Day...
  6. God Takes a Holiday
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28th of April Topics of the day:
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  1. Quote of the Day... (may be offensive...)
  2. THE SPOILED UNDER-30 CROWD!!!
  3. What Are We Gonna Do?
  4. Play Ball
  5. Two blondes <stereotypical>
  6. Quote
  7. Jewish Wedding Proposal
  8. Origins Of The Internet
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29th of April Topics of the day:
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  1. No, No, No!!!
  2. Quote of the Day...
  3. The Bite
  4. This is Math Education Month
  5. Name the States
  6. Comic Sans
  7. My 1 day employment (adult)
  8. Stock Market advice
  9. Approach
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30th of April Topics of the day:
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  1. Quote of the Day...
  2. =?WINDOWS-1252?Q?American_Pie_=97_2009?=
  3. Hes Outta Here!
  4. At the hospital
  5. Do-It-Yourself Tips
  6. Eunuchs
  7. Tea and Sympathy
  8. Beauty
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