The Humor List Postings for March 2009

Updated on Thursday, December 03, 2009 at 03:40 PM
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This is both an index of the text and zip files for the month and a day by day listing of the joke titles. If you are looking for a particular joke, search for the words in its title using the browser find command.

Below is a list of the links for each day. Each link will bring you to the Topics for that day. Each day will also have a link to the .txt, .zip and HTML files for that day

Topics for March
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At the end of all the topics is a table of links to all the months for the year of this index.
1st of March Topics of the day:
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  1. Looking For A Job
  2. I Like My Men Like My . . .<remember: they are jokes>
  3. Stereotypes
  4. I want a little sister
  5. Tightening Our Belts in These Tough Times
  6. Witchful Thinking
  7. Willie Nelson
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2nd of March Topics of the day:
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  1. 3 Rustlers
  2. Thank Goodness!
  3. Sins
  4. Pygmy Joke
  5. Quote of the Day...
  6. Why Coffee is better than Men . . .
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3rd of March Topics of the day:
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  1. Quote of the Day...
  2. Backpacking
  3. Chemical Engineers
  4. The reliable witness
  5. Military Insurance
  6. New Beer Study
  7. Why Coffee Is Better Than Women
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4th of March Topics of the day:
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  1. Quote of the Day...
  2. NEW STUDY
  3. WHY DOGS ARE BETTER THAN MEN
  4. Dear Diary
  5. Lancelots Choice
  6. Incredibly Bad Pick-Up Lines <vulgar and gross>
  7. Why Chocolate is Better Than Sex (Adultish)
  8. Why Dogs Might Be Better Than Women
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5th of March Topics of the day:
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  1. Quote of the Day...
  2. Better Than WHAT?!?
  3. Reasons Why Chocolate Is Better Than Men <adult>
  4. Pauly & Maury
  5. More Humor on the Economy
  6. Traffic Report for February 2009
  7. The Son
  8. Why Sheep Are Better Than Women (tres ADULT)
  9. Women Now Have Choices
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6th of March Topics of the day:
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  1. Quote of the Day...
  2. Wait A Sec....
  3. The mental patient
  4. Why Dogs Are Easier To Live With Than Women
  5. Man in the Garden of Eden - Woman in the Garden of Eden
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7th of March Topics of the day:
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  1. Quote of the Day...
  2. The virtuous Perfesser
  3. What Could Be Better? Ill Tell You!
  4. Russian Jokes
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8th of March Topics of the day:
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  1. Quote of the Day...
  2. Teenagers
  3. Why Christmas Trees Are Better Than Women
  4. Todays Gospel at the Church Of Chuckles <prob. blasphemous>
  5. Men and Women -- Another Difference <adultish>
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9th of March Topics of the day:
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  1. The Spies of Life
  2. Theres A New Doctor In Town
  3. Quote of the Day...
  4. The stutter
  5. Why Men Prefer Guns To Women
  6. Why Women Prefer Guns To Men
  7. Letter from the Boss (Political)
  8. Economics
  9. Why Fishing Is Better Than Women
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10th of March Topics of the day:
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  1. Quote of the Day...
  2. The Sisterhood
  3. REJECTED ! ! !
  4. The poker game
  5. Why Women Should Not Take Men Shopping
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11th of March Topics of the day:
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  1. Men
  2. The Evangelist
  3. Oh, You Should Know....
  4. Quote of the Day... <Adult>
  5. GUY JOKES
  6. Be careful what you wish for...
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12th of March Topics of the day:
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  1. Check Me Out
  2. Quote of the Day...
  3. Notice
  4. Dog v. Wife
  5. Shattered Dreams
  6. Mrs. Gregory
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13th of March Topics of the day:
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  1. Quote of the Day...
  2. Why A Ship Is Called "SHE"
  3. Motherly advice
  4. Its A Miracle!!!
  5. Laws
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14th of March Topics of the day:
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  1. Words CAN Hurt!
  2. Quote of the Day...
  3. Q&A
  4. Breast Feeding
  5. TIP
  6. What MPG?
  7. Americans with No Abilities Act
  8. Burglary in Florida
  9. Walking A Tightrope
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15th of March Topics of the day:
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  1. Quote of the Day...
  2. BEST OF WEAKLY HUMERUS NEWS 03-14-09
  3. Golf
  4. Short ethnic slur joke
  5. Todays Advertisement at the Church Of Chuckles <prob. blasphemous>
  6. Sarcasm
  7. Shrink Joke
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16th of March Topics of the day:
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  1. Quote of the Day...
  2. 710 Cap
  3. You Might be a Leprechaun if.......
  4. Dja Ever Wonder....?
  5. Sex Education
  6. Childrens Science Exam Q And A.
  7. Saint Patricks Day Ants
  8. St. Patricks Skull
  9. Thoughts for St. Patricks Day
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17th of March Topics of the day:
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  1. Quote of the Day...
  2. Paddy and Murphy
  3. At the Zoo
  4. What goes around comes around <adult>
  5. Happy St. Patricks Day <offensive to Irish and vulgar, too>
  6. Quote of the Day...
  7. Dear IRS,
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18th of March Topics of the day:
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  1. Quote of the Day...
  2. After Star Wars
  3. Why, Just Yesterday....
  4. The Exhibitionist
  5. On Trial <mild expletive>
  6. Did you hear about Buckwheat ...
  7. How the Jews Got the Ten Commandments
  8. HUMOR: Travel Advisory Notice
  9. Israeli-Palestinian Politics
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19th of March Topics of the day:
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  1. HUMOR: Iowa-Minnesota Jokes
  2. Quote of the Day...
  3. Taking people apart <adult>
  4. Close Encounters of the Absurd Kind
  5. Some Service To Be Discontinued
  6. The Top 10 signs your grandparents are sexuly active <adult>
  7. Lewis Grizzard
  8. Baseball Essay
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20th of March Topics of the day:
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  1. Debts?
  2. Quote of the Day...
  3. He said, she said...
  4. The Twelve Toughest Decisions
  5. Paramedics
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21st of March Topics of the day:
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  1. Quote of the Day...
  2. Perley Moore Buys a Truck
  3. Cool It!
  4. Little Johnny <adult>
  5. Vive la France!
  6. Todays Special
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22nd of March Topics of the day:
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  1. Quote of the Day...
  2. Stand-up Humor in Edinburgh <adult>
  3. Todays Gospel at the Church Of Chuckles
  4. The Preacher
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23rd of March Topics of the day:
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  1. Quote of the Day...
  2. After The Moose Hunt
  3. BEST OF WEAKLY HUMERUS NEWS 03-21-09
  4. Remember, That Other One?
  5. The traveling salesman <adultish & gross>
  6. Gotta Do It!!!
  7. Towels
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24th of March Topics of the day:
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  1. Quote of the Day...
  2. At A Golf Resort
  3. Sign Me Up....????
  4. Just for the Halibut
  5. Boy Scouts
  6. Q & A
  7. Letter to the IRS
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25th of March Topics of the day:
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  1. Quote of the Day...
  2. Body Part
  3. Charity Concert
  4. The Choral Symphony
  5. Early momories
  6. Travel Advisory Notice
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26th of March Topics of the day:
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  1. Quote of the Day...
  2. Training Video
  3. Erica Jong
  4. Hot & Cold <not an Old Perfesser joke>
  5. More Bad Pick-Up Lines
  6. Teen Returns Dress
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27th of March Topics of the day:
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  1. Its Womens History Month
  2. Quote of the Day...
  3. Looking For The Better Life
  4. Prurient Pauly
  5. Mechanics Helpers
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28th of March Topics of the day:
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  1. OHare
  2. Quote of the Day...
  3. The missing husband
  4. New Moon
  5. BEST OF WEAKLY HUMERUS NEWS 03-28-09
  6. Nun In A Red Mini
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29th of March Topics of the day:
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  1. Eugene McCarthy
  2. Quote of the Day...
  3. The Old Man
  4. Prenuptial counseling
  5. The Church Choir
  6. The Economy is Bad
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30th of March Topics of the day:
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  1. Quote of the Day...
  2. Natural Enemies
  3. =?WINDOWS-1252?Q?Hair=92s_a_Pun_for_You?=
  4. Hypnosis <disrespectful>
  5. Tales of flaxen tresses. Naw, its not discrimination, its synecdoche!
  6. In Heaven
  7. If You Lived Here Youd Be Home(less) Now!
  8. At A Dinner Party
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31st of March Topics of the day:
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  1. Quote of the Day...
  2. Margaret and Helen
  3. The census taker
  4. Jay Lenos Opening Monologue March 30, 2009
  5. Theres this kid who will probably find a place at AIG...
  6. Earthquake Hits Mexico!
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