The Humor List Postings for February 2009

Updated on Thursday, December 03, 2009 at 03:40 PM
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This is both an index of the text and zip files for the month and a day by day listing of the joke titles. If you are looking for a particular joke, search for the words in its title using the browser find command.

Below is a list of the links for each day. Each link will bring you to the Topics for that day. Each day will also have a link to the .txt, .zip and HTML files for that day

Topics for February
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At the end of all the topics is a table of links to all the months for the year of this index.
1st of February Topics of the day:
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  1. Whats the Good Kurd?
  2. Quote of the Day...
  3. I Couldnt Win
  4. theres some kind of football game this afternoon....?
  5. Amen, Brother! I SAID, AMEN!!!
  6. An Irish Tale <off. to the Irish>
  7. ...into a bar
  8. blonde with her dog
  9. Happy Groundhog Day! Only 47 days till SPRING!
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2nd of February Topics of the day:
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  1. Quote of the Day...
  2. An Actuary, An Underwriter, and An Insurance Salesman
  3. A Porcine Story
  4. The Blind Date
  5. Joyce the Librarian
  6. Code of the West
  7. Free Agent
  8. Little Ralphy(off to many)
  9. FW: Helen Philpot: Summarizing Ann Coulters New Book
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3rd of February Topics of the day:
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  1. Cooking Levels
  2. Quote of the Day...
  3. Shes Scarin Me!!
  4. The Peeping Tom
  5. Groundhog Day ---leftover news
  6. Ronald Reagan Quotes
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4th of February Topics of the day:
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  1. At Tops Friendly Market
  2. Warnings, Cautions and Notices
  3. Quote of the Day...
  4. Sunday school
  5. Blonde Lawyer
  6. Flat Tire
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5th of February Topics of the day:
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  1. Quote of the Day...
  2. New Debt Collector
  3. $10.40
  4. The female boss
  5. Magic Show
  6. Traffic Report for January 2009
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6th of February Topics of the day:
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  1. Quote of the Day... <Adult>
  2. So True
  3. Being pregnant
  4. A Little Knowledge
  5. Ridin The Gravy Train
  6. The Top 14 Biblical Ways to Get a Wife
  7. A Valentine Story
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7th of February Topics of the day:
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  1. Doctors Opinions
  2. Quote of the Day... <Adult>
  3. Homer Simpson
  4. Its Tradition!!
  5. The BB gun
  6. Limericks <crude and adult>
  7. spellin
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8th of February Topics of the day:
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  1. Quote of the Day...
  2. Modern Art
  3. Play A Round?
  4. Relationship <adult>
  5. You may be a Taliban IF ?
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9th of February Topics of the day:
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  1. Too Complicated
  2. Quote of the Day...
  3. You Shouldve Paid More Attention in French Class.
  4. Trade Agreement
  5. Writing paper <adultish>
  6. BEST OF WEAKLY HUMERUS NEWS 02-07-09
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10th of February Topics of the day:
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  1. Gods Billboards
  2. Dja Ever Wonder...?
  3. Quote of the Day...
  4. Pauly and Maury
  5. Charles Lamb Quotes
  6. If Consumer Reports Rated Girlfriends Like Cars
  7. Lincoln Talked about Farmers
  8. holy water verses turpentine
  9. The Stimulus Payment...
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11th of February Topics of the day:
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  1. Message To Dogs And Cats
  2. Quote of the Day...
  3. Winter....
  4. Newlyweds
  5. I Cant Do That, Officer!
  6. Lincoln on who started it all...
  7. Looking back.......(Adult&Lang)
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12th of February Topics of the day:
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  1. Quote of the Day...
  2. Message To Others
  3. =?iso-8859-1?Q?Ma=F1ana_Is_VALENTINEs_Day!_Happy_Love_to_You!!!?=
  4. Ar the barbershop
  5. In the Bar
  6. Economy Needs A Shot in The Arm
  7. In search of the bawdy Abe Lincoln (adult)
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13th of February Topics of the day:
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  1. Quote of the Day...
  2. Salary Theorem
  3. Positions <adultish>
  4. Guys Talking Sports <adult; vulgarity>
  5. Did Anyone Else Spot This?
  6. Superstition
  7. Darwins Friday the 13th
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14th of February Topics of the day:
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  1. Valentines Day Survival Guide For Men
  2. Quote of the Day...
  3. Can you forget? <adult>
  4. Relationship Tips
  5. Hillbilly Valentines
  6. BEST OF WEAKLY HUMERUS NEWS 02-14-09
  7. Wisecracks
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15th of February Topics of the day:
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  1. What Will We Call It
  2. Quote of the Day...
  3. English Second Language class
  4. Catechism
  5. Hospital
  6. Two Goats
  7. (adult lang)Valentines Day
  8. Reality of the shower... <body part>
  9. Stocking the Zoo
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16th of February Topics of the day:
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  1. Lumberyard Accident
  2. Quote of the Day...
  3. Statistics
  4. NEW HAMPSHIRE
  5. Conflicting Proverbs
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17th of February Topics of the day:
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  1. Quote of the Day...
  2. Slow Down
  3. Men Are
  4. Dum, Da Dum Dumb....
  5. Dr Bumbutu <adultish>
  6. Apes
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18th of February Topics of the day:
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  1. Work Wisdom
  2. Quote of the Day...
  3. Interesting Out-Of-Office Replies . . .
  4. Drink!
  5. Jury Duty
  6. Did you Know...
  7. At the Doctor
  8. Vard
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19th of February Topics of the day:
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  1. Quote of the Day...
  2. Corporate Horse
  3. The last Bush Joke
  4. Package Envy
  5. Linda and Jill
  6. The Web
  7. February 19th - Pisces - 12th sign of the Zodiac
  8. Fletcherize them Corn Flakes with the assured knowledge of their salutary
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20th of February Topics of the day:
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  1. Quote of the Day...
  2. Bronchitis Treatment
  3. Ben N Jerrys New Ice Cream Names!
  4. For Everything Else....
  5. The Vibrator <adult>
  6. February 20th - Northern Hemisphere Hoodie-Hoo Day
  7. Asinine Story
  8. Outsourcing
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21st of February Topics of the day:
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  1. CELEBRATE
  2. Quote of the Day...
  3. Her Hand In Marriage
  4. Good Ole Maxine on the Bail Out... <adult>
  5. The store clerk
  6. Have A Nice Weekend!
  7. Bank of Ireland <possibly offensive to Irish>
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22nd of February Topics of the day:
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  1. Use A 5-iron
  2. Quote of the Day...
  3. An Oscar Oscar
  4. The Eyes of Taxes Are upon You
  5. DMV
  6. Indifferently <adult>
  7. Im Not Drunk!
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23rd of February Topics of the day:
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  1. On Break
  2. Alexander the Great, Napoleon, and Louis XV
  3. Foshizzle My RNCnizzle
  4. Tough Guys <slightly adult>
  5. In the paper <groaner alert>
  6. BEST OF WEAKLY HUMERUS NEWS 02-21-09
  7. Quote of the Day...
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24th of February Topics of the day:
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  1. Higher Education
  2. Quote of the Day...
  3. Dennys Bfast Promotion <adultish>
  4. Happy Birthday, Mr. Senator....
  5. At the Bank
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25th of February Topics of the day:
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  1. Quote of the Day... <Adult>
  2. The Loan
  3. Golf
  4. I Feel Embiggened
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26th of February Topics of the day:
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  1. Top5 Pets - 2/23/09
  2. Redneck Ettiquette Tips
  3. Quote of the Day...
  4. They are after me
  5. Short Attention Span
  6. Trickery!
  7. The Four Worms
  8. A Showman Who Was Never At A FLOSS for Words!
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27th of February Topics of the day:
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  1. Old Charlie Higgins
  2. Quote of the Day...
  3. Medieval Torture
  4. Dear Diary <adultish>
  5. Signs Someone You Know Has Been Eating Pet Food
  6. Riddle <vulgar>
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28th of February Topics of the day:
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  1. Road Repair
  2. YOU KNOW YOURE A BIKER WHEN:
  3. BEST OF WEAKLY HUMERUS NEWS 02-28-09
  4. Answer This
  5. How to avoid a shark attack
  6. Quote of the Day...
  7. Riddle
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