The Humor List Postings for January 2009

Updated on Thursday, December 03, 2009 at 03:40 PM
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This is both an index of the text and zip files for the month and a day by day listing of the joke titles. If you are looking for a particular joke, search for the words in its title using the browser find command.

Below is a list of the links for each day. Each link will bring you to the Topics for that day. Each day will also have a link to the .txt, .zip and HTML files for that day

Topics for January
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At the end of all the topics is a table of links to all the months for the year of this index.
1st of January Topics of the day:
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  1. Quote of the Day...
  2. New Stock Market Terms for 2009
  3. The Temp
  4. Its A New Year! <adult>
  5. My Wish for You in 2009
  6. Things to Do in an Elevator...
  7. Quirky Pseudo-Words
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2nd of January Topics of the day:
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  1. Quote of the Day...
  2. Special Cookies
  3. The Rope <an oldie>
  4. HORNSWOGGLED!!!
  5. Gettin old is NOT for sissies
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3rd of January Topics of the day:
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  1. Quote of the Day...
  2. =?us-ascii?B?QWR2aWNlIHRvIHRlYWNoZXJzLi4uLg==?=
  3. Camel Problems
  4. Judi <innuendo>
  5. Judgment Day
  6. New Invention
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4th of January Topics of the day:
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  1. Cheesy Dance Jokes
  2. Wrong Bus
  3. Quote of the Day...
  4. On the Lamb
  5. Dont Look Now....
  6. Lost in translation
  7. Drunken Confession
  8. FW: election is finally over
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5th of January Topics of the day:
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  1. A pirate walks into a bar . . .
  2. Why Arent You Married?
  3. Quote of the Day...
  4. Survey Says....
  5. Haikus on Body Piercing
  6. NASCAR (off to Harlem&Detroit)
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6th of January Topics of the day:
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  1. Quote of the Day...
  2. Contemporary Latin Phrases
  3. Its C-C-C-Cold!!!
  4. Judi
  5. Cheep pies
  6. No, Im not kidding...
  7. 10 BEST GOLF CADDY REPLIES
  8. Dr. Mike Tyson
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7th of January Topics of the day:
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  1. Quote of the Day...
  2. Latin Seizure
  3. American History
  4. Im Not Hungry
  5. Whats in a name?
  6. Two Irish Guys Fishing <possibly offensive to Irish people>
  7. Traffic Report for December 2008
  8. BEST OF WEAKLY HUMERUS NEWS 01-03-09
  9. NO NURSING HOME FOR US
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8th of January Topics of the day:
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  1. More Latin Seizures
  2. Quote of the Day...
  3. Condolences
  4. New Years Eve
  5. look like Moses
  6. Paper Airplane // Mach 3
  7. Signs That You Have Nothing To Do At Work
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9th of January Topics of the day:
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  1. Skin-Tight Pants
  2. Quote of the Day...
  3. War Correspondent
  4. The thermometer <off to doctors & adult>
  5. Richard M. Nixon said...
  6. more skin-tight pants
  7. Annual Traffic Report
  8. Dave Goes to a Strip Club
  9. A Fly in the Coffee
  10. If you dont understand this, RUN FOR CONGRESS youll fit right in.
  11. Knee Replacement Surgery
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10th of January Topics of the day:
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  1. Last Week
  2. Quote of the Day...
  3. The Umpire
  4. Bleh....
  5. The Brave
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11th of January Topics of the day:
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  1. Phone Repairs
  2. BEST OF WEAKLY HUMERUS NEWS 01-10-09
  3. Quote of the Day...
  4. Lightbulb Joke
  5. Wedding Night <adultish>
  6. snow, Snow, SNOW!!!
  7. Brokeback Mountain Movie Changed Things For Cowboys! <adult>
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12th of January Topics of the day:
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  1. At A Faculty Meeting
  2. It Just Doesnt Add Up
  3. Quote of the Day...
  4. The Last of the Red-Hot Lamas
  5. Size matters
  6. We are in trouble...
  7. What I Want in a Man
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13th of January Topics of the day:
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  1. Quote of the Day...
  2. Movie Theater
  3. Stuck
  4. Gone fishing
  5. being funny
  6. Drinking Buddies
  7. Cementing Relations
  8. The George W. Bush Presidential Library
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14th of January Topics of the day:
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  1. Why Do You Call Her...
  2. Quote of the Day...
  3. Top Ten Signs Youre a Fundamentalist Christian (off to religions)
  4. Mmmmm.... Pizza!
  5. Breakfast
  6. Signs Youre Not in an Authentic French Restaurant
  7. BARACK MY WORLD!
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15th of January Topics of the day:
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  1. At The Stylists
  2. Quote of the Day...
  3. Were Not There Yet....
  4. Not his fault- next time be more specific
  5. The business trip
  6. Limericks <adult and vulgar>
  7. Geography Test #1
  8. Weathermen
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16th of January Topics of the day:
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  1. Argh!!! More Puns
  2. IRISH GAS STATION(off to Irish maybe)
  3. Quote of the Day...
  4. Under Attack
  5. Investment Banking Explained
  6. Geography Test #1 Answers
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17th of January Topics of the day:
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  1. I Had 3...
  2. Quote of the Day...
  3. SIX WORD STORIES
  4. Craiglist message to a Mugger
  5. At the farm
  6. It Was So Cold....
  7. =?WINDOWS-1252?Q?Best_of_Weakly_Humerus_News_=95_01-17-09_=95_Ai?=
  8. Bald Guys Pickup Lines
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18th of January Topics of the day:
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  1. Notice
  2. Patella Implant // Walking Stick // Recovery from Knee Replacement
  3. Quote of the Day...
  4. How Cold Was It?
  5. The Windsor Castle
  6. The Witching Time of Fright
  7. Scotsmans Earmuffs <possibly offensive to Scots>
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19th of January Topics of the day:
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  1. Meeting An Old Friend
  2. Quote of the Day...
  3. The Broadway show <adult>
  4. Slippery As A Fox....
  5. Clothing Salesman
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20th of January Topics of the day:
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  1. In Honor of Inauguration Day . . .
  2. Wrecked
  3. Quote of the Day...
  4. A Little Advice
  5. New Software
  6. At the maternity ward
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21st of January Topics of the day:
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  1. Tortoises
  2. Quote of the Day...
  3. Whats My Major?
  4. If "Dear Abby" were "Dear Karl"
  5. Guts or Balls? <adult>
  6. The Boarder
  7. I Need A Hug!
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22nd of January Topics of the day:
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  1. Bald Eagle
  2. Quote of the Day...
  3. Perndle
  4. Didja Know....?
  5. Dear Diary
  6. Stand proud
  7. Little Johnny <vulgar>
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23rd of January Topics of the day:
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  1. Seventy-two Virgins - by Steve Martin January 2007
  2. The Law of the Garbage Truck.
  3. Can She EVER Be Satisfied?
  4. Quote of the Day...
  5. It Was A Long Day....
  6. Impotence <mildly adultish>
  7. Double Scotch
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24th of January Topics of the day:
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  1. Quote of the Day...
  2. No one as Irish as Barack OBama
  3. Getting Junior To Sleep
  4. Dear Diary <adultish>
  5. Seeing Stars?
  6. Bubba & Cooters Book of Sure-fire Pick-up Lines(adult& off)
  7. Best Of Weakly Humerus News 01-24-09
  8. New Pet
  9. Phone Call
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25th of January Topics of the day:
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  1. Stepping up to the Plate
  2. Quote of the Day...
  3. Dick-in-a-Wheelchair
  4. Stuck Lettuce
  5. teh kitteh: i can haz lite?
  6. Dear Diary
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26th of January Topics of the day:
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  1. Quote of the Day...
  2. We Sighted Some Limericks
  3. Slow Service
  4. The Honeymoon <adultish>
  5. He Told Me So!
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27th of January Topics of the day:
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  1. Quote of the Day...
  2. Two Shepherds
  3. What A Rip-Off!
  4. Dear Diary
  5. BobFSez: Three limericks honoring Rod
  6. ...walks into a bar
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28th of January Topics of the day:
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  1. Q & A
  2. 50 Years
  3. New Snack Cracker
  4. Quote of the Day...
  5. Eavesdropping on the college scene
  6. Call to the Doctor <adult>
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29th of January Topics of the day:
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  1. At the Bar
  2. Parents 50th
  3. Quote of the Day...
  4. Rodney Dangerfield Jokes
  5. New Yiddish Words
  6. A Lightning R-R-R-R-Rod
  7. Dorothy Parker // Voltaire // Joan Baez
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30th of January Topics of the day:
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  1. Quote of the Day...
  2. Relations
  3. Two convicts are working on a chain gang . . .
  4. What Would I Be?
  5. Google Maps
  6. Drunk at 2:00 a.m.
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31st of January Topics of the day:
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  1. The Big Call
  2. Three women
  3. Quote of the Day...
  4. Kingsley?
  5. Intelligence
  6. Too Smart For His Own Good
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