The Humor List Postings for May 2008

Updated on Wednesday, December 03, 2008 at 12:36 PM
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This is both an index of the text and zip files for the month and a day by day listing of the joke titles. If you are looking for a particular joke, search for the words in its title using the browser find command.

Below is a list of the links for each day. Each link will bring you to the Topics for that day. Each day will also have a link to the .txt, .zip and HTML files for that day

Topics for May
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At the end of all the topics is a table of links to all the months for the year of this index.
1st of May Topics of the day:
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  1. Quote of the Day...
  2. May 1st - May Day
  3. The Sugar Daddy <some language>
  4. Good News!
  5. Unpresidented Misbehavior
  6. Health Care Changes Under President Hillary Clinton
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2nd of May Topics of the day:
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  1. May 2nd - Brothers And Sisters Day
  2. RasPUNzel
  3. Bout Time!
  4. Quote of the Day...
  5. Visiting England
  6. wise old mother(lang.)
  7. Devotion?
  8. RIDDLES and PUNS
  9. some heavy thinking
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3rd of May Topics of the day:
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  1. May 3rd - Mental Health Month
  2. Mom?!
  3. Best of Weakly Humerus News 05-03-08
  4. Tickle Me Elmo
  5. Life Is Unfair
  6. Language Lesson
  7. Quote of the Day...
  8. Young Pauly
  9. Questions on the Psychotherapist Application
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4th of May Topics of the day:
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  1. May 4th - Renewal Day
  2. Quote of the Day...
  3. Reason To Be Proud
  4. Carded!
  5. love
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5th of May Topics of the day:
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  1. ABC Primer
  2. Paying For Lunch
  3. Quote of the Day...
  4. May 5th - Cinco de Mayo
  5. You Deserve It!
  6. Fox Paws finally explained <some language>
  7. via http://thehumorlist.com
  8. a second opinion
  9. Gas Pains
  10. Tex-Mexistentialism
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6th of May Topics of the day:
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  1. Quote of the Day...
  2. New Number
  3. Why?
  4. May 6th - National Nurses Week 2008
  5. The Preacher
  6. H. L. Mencken
  7. Mission Accomplished // An old G.P. and his Nurse // Eemergency
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7th of May Topics of the day:
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  1. Sitting Swimmingly
  2. May 7th - American Medical Association Birthday
  3. IF SHAKESPEARE HAD BEEN A DOG..
  4. A Spicy Revival
  5. Funeral
  6. Quote of the Day...
  7. Doctor, Doctor...
  8. Traffic Report for April 2008
  9. living it up
  10. And now, a Shaggy Dog Story --of a certain age
  11. Lie detector
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8th of May Topics of the day:
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  1. Why Didnt You?
  2. Unicyclists comebacks // Unicycling Dictionary
  3. Quote of the Day...
  4. CORRECTION
  5. The Best Medicine
  6. Cookies
  7. May 8th - National Military Appreciation Month
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9th of May Topics of the day:
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  1. Not Quite What He Meant
  2. Quote of the Day...
  3. Signs Your Medical Journal Uses Ghostwriters
  4. May 9th - Provider Appreciation Day
  5. The Okra Show
  6. Opportunity Knocks!
  7. Sunday School
  8. good English <adult>
  9. Baptizing a Drunk(off to religious)
  10. Osteobonitis
  11. Ten Signs He Only wants to get laid (ADULT)
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10th of May Topics of the day:
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  1. Kill The Ump!!!
  2. Quote of the Day...
  3. May 10th - Golden Spike Day - Contributor Birthday too!
  4. Dear Diary
  5. Beer <dirty word>
  6. Mothers
  7. Spousal Insults
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11th of May Topics of the day:
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  1. The Eyes of Taxes Are upon You
  2. May 11th - Mothers Day
  3. Let Us Pray
  4. 10 things(Happy Mothers Day)
  5. Mothers Day Quickies
  6. Quote of the Day...
  7. Mothers Day
  8. Those Pills
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12th of May Topics of the day:
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  1. Quote of the Day...
  2. Factory Of The Future
  3. Star Wars: The Musical
  4. May 12th - Limerick Day
  5. Reading ability
  6. George Carlin is 71 Today...
  7. The Feast
  8. Two Line Poems- 2nd line contradicts the first
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13th of May Topics of the day:
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  1. Butt Dust
  2. May 13th - Frog Jumping Day
  3. ADVICE, PLEASE!!!
  4. Quote of the Day...
  5. Quickies...
  6. Differences between Women and Men
  7. Doctor, Doctor
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14th of May Topics of the day:
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  1. Economic Stimulus Package
  2. Fwd: Carstianity
  3. May 14th - RIF Week
  4. Quote of the Day...
  5. At the Restaurant
  6. International Date Line
  7. Shave And A Haircut....
  8. Breaking News:
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15th of May Topics of the day:
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  1. Brandy Snifter
  2. My Family Tree
  3. Quote of the Day...
  4. Do The Honorable Thing
  5. May 15th - Natl Police Officers Memorial Day (Natl Police Week)
  6. Man and Woman <sexist>
  7. Two Limping Patients
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16th of May Topics of the day:
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  1. Couples Golf
  2. May 16th - Older Americans Month
  3. Greenhouse Gases
  4. Boat Rental
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17th of May Topics of the day:
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  1. My Pal Sam
  2. May 17th - Kentucky Derby Birthday
  3. EEEYEWWWW!!!!
  4. Uncle Charlie <grim>
  5. STILL MORE WAYS TO SAY SOMEONE IS INTELLIGENCE-IMPAIRED
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18th of May Topics of the day:
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  1. Rapid Advancement
  2. May 18th - Visit Your Relatives Day
  3. Religious Freedom
  4. Mating <adultish>
  5. Why did the Chicken Cross the Road (Political Edition)
  6. Quote of the Day...
  7. Quockies
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19th of May Topics of the day:
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  1. When I Was A Kid
  2. May 19th - Boys and Girls Club Day
  3. My Road Trip
  4. Look Out Below!
  5. Quote of the Day...
  6. Nancy Astor, born on this day in 1879, said, and I quote...
  7. Where would man be today <sexist>
  8. You lovers of the English language might enjoy this .
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20th of May Topics of the day:
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  1. Banking Today
  2. May 20th - National EMS Week
  3. Dja Ever Wonder...?
  4. The Stripper: Valerie Ward
  5. Maths
  6. two languages
  7. Quote of the Day...
  8. Signs You Shouldnt Buy The Toy Made in China...
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21st of May Topics of the day:
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  1. Application For Permission To Date My Daughter, Part 1
  2. A Garden-Variety Disease
  3. Water Restrictions
  4. May 21st - Gemini - 3rd sign of the Zodiac
  5. PNN Breaking News
  6. Quote of the Day...
  7. Little Pauly
  8. Musical Humour
  9. life
  10. Mexico
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22nd of May Topics of the day:
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  1. Application For Permission To Date My Daughter, Part 2
  2. Quote of the Day...
  3. Wild One
  4. May 22nd - Practice Safe Driving During Memorial Day Weekend
  5. At the restaurant
  6. planes, trains, and automobiles
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23rd of May Topics of the day:
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  1. Dont Be Sad!
  2. William Dylan Powell - In the Beginning, God Made Brand
  3. Getting Older
  4. May 23rd - Father of the Mental Healths Birthday and MiTs Birthday!!
  5. Hosanna!!
  6. Dinner Invitation
  7. Efficiency Expert
  8. Thought for the Day...
  9. British Humor
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24th of May Topics of the day:
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  1. These Two Guys
  2. SIGNS YOU PICKED THE WRONG DATE FOR PROM
  3. May 24th - National Physical Fitness and Sports Month
  4. Quote of the Day...
  5. Gathering Snails
  6. The kindly doctor.....<sick>
  7. Airlines Raising Fees Again
  8. Indecision
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25th of May Topics of the day:
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  1. Tank You
  2. Signs the Antichrist is a Vegetarian:
  3. Missing Hamster
  4. May 25th - 92nd Indianapolis 500 Race
  5. Todays Message at the Church Of Chuckles
  6. Quote of the Day...
  7. In Church
  8. Navy Ship ~ Movie Night
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26th of May Topics of the day:
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  1. Memo To Taxpayers
  2. May 26th - Memorial Day
  3. Best of Weakly Humerus News 05-24-08
  4. The New Baby
  5. Quote of the Day...
  6. AtennnnnnnnSHUN!!!
  7. Hip Replacement Surgery
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27th of May Topics of the day:
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  1. By Looking At The Sun
  2. Quote of the Day...
  3. An Unarmed Man
  4. Russian Strategy
  5. perfect lullaby
  6. David Williams - From Rags to Britches
  7. May 27th - Sun Screen Protection Day (Adultish)
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28th of May Topics of the day:
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  1. Billy Has Hip Probs
  2. To A Better Understanding
  3. Quote of the Day...
  4. INVITATION TO A SCIENTISTS BALL
  5. Gambling
  6. If You Want...
  7. May 28th - Better Sleep Month
  8. a fair salary
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29th of May Topics of the day:
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  1. Quote of the Day...
  2. Make Love...
  3. May 29th - Climb a Mountain Day
  4. The Incident in the Bar
  5. Riding the Train
  6. Rejected Marketing Slogans For "Healthy" Caffeine
  7. Did you notice?
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30th of May Topics of the day:
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  1. Quote of the Day...
  2. Dont Know
  3. May 30th - Fountain of Youth Day (HUMOR LIST BIRTHDAY)
  4. Kosher Candy
  5. Q&A(adult)
  6. Shooting from the... well youll get it.
  7. Cant Trust Anyone Anymore
  8. Potty Training
  9. Air Jamaica
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31st of May Topics of the day:
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  1. The Exercise Machine
  2. May 31st - Save Your Hearing Day
  3. Old Man
  4. Quote of the Day...
  5. Fresh Parrot
  6. Retired . . .
  7. Election Coming
  8. Random thoughts of foolishness or wisdom
  9. THE BUS RIDE
  10. A Cereal Thriller
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