The Humor List Postings for May 2007

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This is both an index of the text and zip files for the month and a day by day listing of the joke titles. If you are looking for a particular joke, search for the words in its title using the browser find command.

Below is a list of the links for each day. Each link will bring you to the Topics for that day. Each day will also have a link to the .txt, .zip and HTML files for that day

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At the end of all the topics is a table of links to all the months for the year of this index.
1st of May Topics of the day:
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  1. Quote of the Day...
  2. Two Drunk Friends
  3. A Guide For Living
  4. May 1st - May Day
  5. "Burnin Up Down Here"
  6. AHMED
  7. Fired employees
  8. High School writings
  9. The difference between Heaven and Hell
  10. Hurricane names <Off to African American >
  11. Debi and Jeni <Adult>
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2nd of May Topics of the day:
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  1. 2 Surgeons And A Dermatologist
  2. May 2nd - Brothers And Sisters Day
  3. The Eager Beaver
  4. Who Keeps Sending This Garbage?
  5. The bus driver
  6. Tommy Newsom
  7. stuff it!
  8. Tra La, Its May!
  9. cockfighting
  10. Fwd: The Inflatable Student
  11. In a Perfect World
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3rd of May Topics of the day:
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  1. The "Uniqueness" of May 6, 2007
  2. 3 Rednecks
  3. May 3rd - Mental Health Month
  4. Whats The Difference... <Adult Theme>
  5. Thousands!
  6. At the bar <adultish>
  7. Lying
  8. For Your Viewing Pleasure....
  9. The "hit" men
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4th of May Topics of the day:
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  1. The Animal Kingdom
  2. A Baby Seal
  3. May 4th - Relationship Renewal Day (Adultish)
  4. Two Women <relax! its NOT a joke about almost every mans fantasy>
  5. Tellin It Like It Is
  6. The doctor visit
  7. The City Doctor <a groaner>
  8. Her first child
  9. Mission Improbable
  10. Traffic Report for April 2007
  11. The Latest Report from Iraq
  12. WANTED: ____ CZAR
  13. b..b..b..b
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5th of May Topics of the day:
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  1. A Bachelor, Defined
  2. May 5th - Cinco de Mayo - or fifth of May.
  3. Tex-Mexistentialism
  4. He Shouldve Seen It Coming
  5. Loud Woman
  6. Sleeping beauty
  7. Its News! And Timely, Too!!
  8. Jury Duty Excuse
  9. married again
  10. Little know fact (poss. offensive to [Henry] Ford family)
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6th of May Topics of the day:
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  1. Beverly Cheneys
  2. May 6th - National Nurses Week 2007: A Profession and a Passion
  3. The Wall Street Journal?!
  4. A New York Deal
  5. PNN Breaking News
  6. First class
  7. When I Was Your Age...
  8. Star Wars - The Musical
  9. wedding <off to gays>
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7th of May Topics of the day:
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  1. Weakly Humerus News Top Quotes 05-05-07
  2. Structured Conversations
  3. May 7th - American Medical Association Birthday
  4. The Cogent Interrogative
  5. Dja Ever Wonder...?
  6. I learned something important
  7. Condom Twosome <mildly adult>
  8. The Guiness Book of Records
  9. Praying for Mom <may be off. to us Catholics>
  10. History lesson < off to liberals>
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8th of May Topics of the day:
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  1. That Looks Like Fun!
  2. May 8th - National Teacher Day (Adultish)
  3. Memorable
  4. To Drink Or Not To Drink, That Is The Question
  5. Winnie [ADULT LANGUAGE]
  6. Equality
  7. My posting anniversary
  8. Einstein
  9. The Hi-Lo Competition
  10. UGA HUMOR -- HomePage --> http://thehumorlist.com
  11. Fast food (A blast from the past!)
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9th of May Topics of the day:
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  1. Whooosh
  2. Craig Ferguson on Spider-Man 3
  3. May 9th - RIF (Reading Is Fundamental) Week May 6-12, 2007
  4. The Paper Chase
  5. Where?!? <off., mean>
  6. The first signs
  7. One ugly frog
  8. bad luck
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10th of May Topics of the day:
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  1. Lady Godiva
  2. Breakdown
  3. May 10th - Golden Spike Day - Humor List Contributor too!
  4. Hookers
  5. Philosophical Musings
  6. The first time
  7. The power of the Commandments
  8. Men strike back!< off to women>
  9. Far Out
  10. Memories
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11th of May Topics of the day:
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  1. How Can We Help? <language - 1 word>
  2. May 11th - Cats Musical Birthday
  3. Advice For Young Mothers
  4. Accounting For Bad Taste
  5. Camelot, It Aint!
  6. The fisherman
  7. living will
  8. Sell Oklahoma to the Japanese??? What?!
  9. Smokers
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12th of May Topics of the day:
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  1. Phones ......
  2. May 12th - Limerick Day
  3. up in smoke
  4. The Twinkie
  5. Crossing
  6. Welcome to New York
  7. Fishing
  8. AUTOMATED
  9. The Accident Victim
  10. Unabomber Haiku
  11. The Sermon
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13th of May Topics of the day:
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  1. Why My Lips Stay Chapped
  2. May 13th - Mothers Day
  3. Rules For Success
  4. Ugly Jokes <dated references>
  5. Stenographer?
  6. BREAKING NEWS: Father To Resign
  7. A fish story
  8. WOW, MOM
  9. Carstianity <probably blasphemous>
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14th of May Topics of the day:
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  1. Hannibal Lectern
  2. See?
  3. May 14th - National Dance Like A Chicken Day
  4. Love Lost
  5. Flexible
  6. Beep beep
  7. Little Pauly & God
  8. Turtle Joke <sick>
  9. 10 Differences if Animals Had Equal Rights
  10. Dubyas brain scan
  11. For service, ring bell
  12. KESO
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15th of May Topics of the day:
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  1. No Thanks
  2. May 15th - Natl Police Officers Memorial Day (Natl Police Week)
  3. Not Me!
  4. Knowing Your Market
  5. How to start your day
  6. Dear Diary
  7. Unos calcetines
  8. Natl Police Officers Memorial Day
  9. SONGS ACCOMPLISHED
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16th of May Topics of the day:
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  1. I Dont Believe Them
  2. May 16th - Nickels Birthday
  3. Proof Positive
  4. Thats Right!
  5. BALLS!!!!
  6. Two Priests <disrespectful>
  7. Governmentium
  8. Fish talk
  9. Young Love
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17th of May Topics of the day:
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  1. Saul
  2. The List
  3. May 17th - Kentucky Derby Birthday
  4. Pick A Card, Any Card....
  5. Fitness program
  6. D-ADD Problems
  7. Spoonerisms
  8. rock on
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18th of May Topics of the day:
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  1. Church Terms That Oughta Be...
  2. Dave Barry Quotes
  3. Casanovas Mistake <Adult Language>
  4. May 18th - Visit Your Relatives Day
  5. Knock, Knock
  6. Dead Neighbors <mildly morbid>
  7. Two opinions
  8. CLEARED THIS UP FOR ME<off to Hindus>
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19th of May Topics of the day:
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  1. Spring Cleaning Cheat Sheet
  2. My Dads the Greatest
  3. Business Ethics <Ethnic>
  4. May 19th - Natl Transportation Week May 13-19 (Adultish)
  5. HORSE RACING TIP
  6. The Drum
  7. Flag salute
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20th of May Topics of the day:
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  1. On The Phone
  2. May 20th - National EMS Week (Tactless)
  3. The Temerity Of The Scots
  4. Down East Gardening
  5. Two Bachelors
  6. Fwd: The Hillbilly Mirror
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21st of May Topics of the day:
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  1. Ear Muffs
  2. May 21st - Gemini (May 21 - June 20)
  3. Anxiety And Panic
  4. GENERAL TIPS FOR WOMEN
  5. Ola Gringos <off. to Mexicans>
  6. How Come?
  7. Designer Labels -- Roadkill
  8. Pauly in the Poo <adult>
  9. Sophomoric Limericks
  10. Unpresidented Misbehavior
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22nd of May Topics of the day:
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  1. What A Brilliant Judge
  2. Shes "Normal"
  3. May 22nd - Mister Rogers Neighborhood Anniversary (Adultish)
  4. Dumb And Dumber
  5. Musical Instruments
  6. In Good Health
  7. Mid-Evil Punography
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23rd of May Topics of the day:
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  1. Memory Tool
  2. May 23rd - Father of the Mental Healths Birthday (adultish) and MiTs
  3. On Second Thought
  4. EXTRA! EXTRA! READ ALL ABOUT IT!
  5. Oldies But Goodies
  6. finders fee
  7. His problem
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24th of May Topics of the day:
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  1. Living Will
  2. Ponder This
  3. The Ornithologist
  4. May 24th - Designated Driver Memorial Day Weekend
  5. If It Works....
  6. Ms. Florida
  7. Owls
  8. Signs Your Podiatrist Is Faking It
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25th of May Topics of the day:
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  1. Tired Teacher
  2. Context <Adult Language>
  3. May 25th - Star Wars Birthday
  4. Immigration
  5. The flasher
  6. Waiting for fiancÚ to finish (adultish)
  7. hard choice
  8. thought for the day
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26th of May Topics of the day:
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  1. New Dress
  2. May 26th - Draculas Birthday
  3. Womanly Wisdom <Adult Theme>
  4. Google
  5. Job Interview <may be off. to economists>
  6. A Q and A
  7. Only A Southerner......
  8. Drunk Jokes
  9. 1973 vs 2006
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27th of May Topics of the day:
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  1. Worst Things To Say To A Highway Patrolman
  2. May 27th - 91st Indianapolis 500 Race (Maybe offensive to Redneck racing
  3. Obsolete <Adult>
  4. Star of the Euphrates
  5. An Oklahoma farmer
  6. UU
  7. The Refrigerator
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28th of May Topics of the day:
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  1. Signs Your Memorial Day Weekend Sucked
  2. May 28th - Memorial Day
  3. Mistaken Identity <Adult>
  4. A flea (Kinda adultish)
  5. The Blonde Stewardess <off to blondes>
  6. Qualifying
  7. I Need An Unstable Woman
  8. What Sseat Belt
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29th of May Topics of the day:
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  1. A True Fan(atic)
  2. Fwd: Taxes
  3. May 29th - Climb a Mountain Day
  4. Mother Murphys Laws
  5. Hot Time <adult>
  6. Daddys trick
  7. Two fleas
  8. Licensed Boat Captain
  9. 50th Wedding Anniversary
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30th of May Topics of the day:
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  1. On Gasoline....
  2. Ground School
  3. Beat It!
  4. May 30th - Fountain of Youth Day (HUMOR LIST BIRTHDAY)
  5. The Delete Key <an oldie>
  6. The friar
  7. Never heard of it.....
  8. two out of three
  9. Floppy Drives
  10. postings
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31st of May Topics of the day:
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  1. 2 Women Golfers
  2. May 31st - Save Your Hearing Day
  3. Comparing Notes
  4. Security<lang>
  5. Your flopppy
  6. Driving with Pauly
  7. computers in the 80s
  8. nicetomeetcha!
  9. Planning? Whats That?!?
  10. Eleven Puns About The Law
  11. Diagnosis
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