The Humor List Postings for April 2007

Updated on Monday, December 03, 2007 at 08:31 AM
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This is both an index of the text and zip files for the month and a day by day listing of the joke titles. If you are looking for a particular joke, search for the words in its title using the browser find command.

Below is a list of the links for each day. Each link will bring you to the Topics for that day. Each day will also have a link to the .txt, .zip and HTML files for that day

Topics for April
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At the end of all the topics is a table of links to all the months for the year of this index.
1st of April Topics of the day:
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  1. Quote of the Day...
  2. Passover
  3. Internet Maintenance
  4. <No subject given>
  5. Cautious Monkey
  6. Revised and Updated <prob. blasphemous>
  7. Little Christine
  8. Spoofed Again
  9. A Saucy Report from the BBC
  10. Word Origins
  11. The Lamaze class
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2nd of April Topics of the day:
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  1. Before The Big Bang
  2. Quote of the Day...
  3. April 2nd - Great Lovers Day (Adultish)
  4. Relentless
  5. At A Restaurant In Glasgow
  6. Groaners
  7. A Pavement Joke
  8. Love letters
  9. SIGNING STATEMENTS
  10. the parrot
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3rd of April Topics of the day:
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  1. Quote of the Day...
  2. Eager For Her To Go?
  3. April 3rd - Passover
  4. The Moment
  5. Laugh
  6. Google Flush With Laughs After Porcelain Prank
  7. Three Priests
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4th of April Topics of the day:
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  1. Too Much For Rent
  2. Quote of the Day...
  3. April 4th - Medication Safety Week
  4. Texas Brag
  5. HEADLINES <adult>
  6. Lawyer in the house
  7. Headlines -- <Adult - Sexual Innuendos>
  8. Pool
  9. Ok, heres the plan:<off to democrats>
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5th of April Topics of the day:
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  1. Assaulted Snails
  2. Theres A Good Side To Everything
  3. April 5th - Go For Broke Day (A Happy Birthday!)
  4. Thought for the day
  5. Bob Dylan
  6. Quote of the Day...<might be offensive to someone>
  7. An Insurance Tale
  8. Traffic Report for March 2007
  9. A True Story
  10. Running?
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6th of April Topics of the day:
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  1. Late Wife
  2. Some Mexicans // John McCain // Paparazzi
  3. April 6th - Morman Church Birthday (A Happy Birthday too!!)
  4. Quote of the Day...
  5. Top Dogs
  6. Yankee Chutzpah <Adult>
  7. Dear Diary <prob. blasphemous>
  8. Straighten up, soldier <adult>
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7th of April Topics of the day:
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  1. Bluenecks
  2. April 7th - No Housework Day
  3. Top THAT
  4. Ready, Get Set....
  5. Quote of the Day...
  6. The Wedding shoes, (Naughty)
  7. The Confession
  8. Happy Easter
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8th of April Topics of the day:
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  1. Quote of the Day...
  2. Easter Is Here
  3. April 8th - Easter Sunday
  4. Top THAT Two
  5. Eggsactly!
  6. Tomorrow
  7. And they lived happily ever after
  8. TOP QUOTES OF THE WEEK
  9. Boots
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9th of April Topics of the day:
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  1. At A Reception
  2. Quote of the Day...
  3. April 9th - UGA/HUMOR LIST ANNIVERSARY - 14 YEARS!!
  4. Two Passersby
  5. Thats Fast!!!
  6. Last Will
  7. Mustard
  8. ask and ye shall receive
  9. Taxes
  10. A Modern Fable: The Fly
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10th of April Topics of the day:
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  1. At A Bar
  2. Quote of the Day...
  3. April 10th - PGA Day
  4. Settling A Debt
  5. "Im Kinda Busy Right Now...."
  6. Sexist quote du jour
  7. new math
  8. Humorous Quotes attributed to Drew Carey <adult>
  9. Drug Problem
  10. Irish Bingo
  11. Redneck Math test <offensive to rednecks>
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11th of April Topics of the day:
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  1. Quote of the Day... (Adult)
  2. At An Irish Pub
  3. April 11th - Chocolate For Health Day (Birthday too!!)
  4. Jury Duty
  5. Short Attention Span
  6. One Liners ... 16 of em
  7. Dear Diary
  8. Fermats last theorem
  9. Multi cultural Cuisine
  10. once a year <adult>
  11. For the Star Trek Fans
  12. WWII bomber pilots <poss. offensive to Scots>
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12th of April Topics of the day:
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  1. At The Doctors
  2. April 12th - Spam the Internet Day (Adultish)
  3. Pre-Nuptial Agreement - Senior Style
  4. Down To Earth
  5. Quote of the Day...
  6. Senior Marriage
  7. Calling the Vet
  8. Cinnamon Rolls
  9. <No subject given>
  10. Beans [ADULTISH]
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13th of April Topics of the day:
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  1. At Red Lobster
  2. Friday the 13th
  3. April 13th - Friday the 13th (ADULT)
  4. Snow Flakes <Adult>
  5. Quote of the Day...
  6. A Good Time Was Had By All!!!
  7. Traveling to France
  8. The Chinese man immigrates into Australia
  9. One million sperm
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14th of April Topics of the day:
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  1. Quote of the Day...
  2. At An X-Ray Clinic
  3. April 14th - U.S. Snow Days
  4. Logging In
  5. From Weakly Humerus News 04-14-07
  6. European Union on Higher Alert <an oldie - stereotype>
  7. How Fast Are You? <adult>
  8. A Q and A
  9. For the Kid in Us All....
  10. Quote of the Day...
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15th of April Topics of the day:
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  1. At The Roulette Wheel
  2. April 15th - Curse the IRS Day
  3. The Tractor <Adultish>
  4. Todays Gospel <prob. blasphemous>
  5. Hunting
  6. The genie
  7. Economics
  8. The Sea
  9. Walking Eagle <offensive to Democrats>
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16th of April Topics of the day:
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  1. Taxing Times
  2. April 16th - Stress Awareness Day
  3. To Ball Or Not To Ball... <Adultish>
  4. Jerry Seinfeld
  5. Its a Holiday!
  6. Shopping with children
  7. Quote of the Day...
  8. Dear Diary
  9. What they say [and what they mean]
  10. The Bird Farm
  11. The Neighbors Wife
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17th of April Topics of the day:
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  1. Are You Going?
  2. April 17th - Daffy Ducks Birthday
  3. Rolling Your Own
  4. Conan // Letterman // Kimmel
  5. Quote of the Day...
  6. Dear Diary
  7. Quicker than you can say Jack Robinson...
  8. Dont fall asleep
  9. Worth The Weight
  10. The Shade of Lincoln
  11. Viagra
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18th of April Topics of the day:
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  1. Quote of the Day...
  2. Avoidance
  3. Medical Malapropisms
  4. Manic Madness
  5. New Studies Show....
  6. Dear Diary
  7. April 18th - San Francisco Earthquake
  8. A schoolboy
  9. Oh, I see.
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19th of April Topics of the day:
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  1. Send Me To College?
  2. Quote of the Day...<adult>
  3. Memorable Quotes from "The Smothers Brothers Comedy Hour" (1967)
  4. April 19th - Marry a Prince Day
  5. The Sign
  6. Honor thy father
  7. Pain
  8. DISCLAIMER
  9. only 49 <very off to Miss Black America Contest>
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20th of April Topics of the day:
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  1. Quote of the Day...
  2. Parental Observations
  3. STOP!!! <Adult>
  4. Store Brands
  5. April 20th - Taurus (April 20 - May 20)
  6. Transplants <a groaner>
  7. Global organized crime
  8. Argus & Amy Say
  9. Hes Gonzo!
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21st of April Topics of the day:
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  1. Back To School
  2. April 21st - Kindergarten Day
  3. Waxing Philosophical
  4. Quote of the Day...
  5. Welcome to Williamsburg
  6. Signs
  7. Questions Answered
  8. His hand [Kinda ADULTISH]
  9. bear
  10. Mans Answers To Every Question A Woman Ever Asks
  11. Weakly Humerus News 04-21-07 Abridged
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22nd of April Topics of the day:
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  1. Military Acronyms Involving The F Word
  2. April 22nd - Earth Day
  3. Method To The Madness
  4. Quote of the Day...
  5. Everything I need to know, I learned from Noahs Ark..
  6. And Then There Was Light....
  7. His eighth rule
  8. Blonde Logic
  9. Age
  10. ...not to offend Muslim students ?!
  11. Kids have it so rough!
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23rd of April Topics of the day:
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  1. Like A Blister
  2. April 23rd - No Smoking Ban Anniversary
  3. Lawyer Q & A <Offensive To Lawyers>
  4. Quote of the Day...
  5. A Thought About Sex
  6. Battle Hymn of Finals
  7. Silly Limerick du jour
  8. RECIPE
  9. tipping the scales
  10. Another "change a light bulb" joke
  11. Bungee-jumping
  12. MEXICAN EARTHQUAKE (pos. off. to Mexicans)
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24th of April Topics of the day:
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  1. Quote of the Day...
  2. <No subject given>
  3. April 24th - U.S. Newspaper Day
  4. The Cooks Helper
  5. Hazy
  6. Fine dining
  7. Waking up early
  8. The Wisdom of Yogi Berra
  9. HEADLINES FROM THE YEAR: 2029 some new
  10. Jesus Loves me but he Cant Stand You <sing-a-long if you know the
  11. Caesar Salad
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25th of April Topics of the day:
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  1. Quote of the Day...
  2. Just Like Mom!
  3. April 25th - Administrative Professionals (Secretarys) Day
  4. It Must Be A Sign <Adult>
  5. Exciting Archaeology!
  6. A Bit Of (Twisted) History
  7. Lucky night <adultish>
  8. Your finger [kinda ADULTISH]
  9. multi task
  10. Top o the morning to ya!
  11. A pun
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26th of April Topics of the day:
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  1. Bragging Rights
  2. Global Warning: New Solution Found
  3. Quote of the Day...
  4. April 26th - National Bird Day
  5. The Judgement
  6. An amazing new machine
  7. Late
  8. An Oldie but Goodie for the computer Geeks
  9. Another Special Day
  10. hummmm
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27th of April Topics of the day:
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  1. Believe What You Want
  2. Quote of the Day...
  3. April 27th - National Arbor Day
  4. Free At Last
  5. Doctor, Doctor <cruel & insensitive>
  6. Lost? LOST?!?!?
  7. His fingers
  8. seeing is believing
  9. men are like lightning
  10. Collegiate Humor --Spring 07
  11. If the United Nations Were Run by Birds
  12. Weakly Humerus News 07-28-07 Top Quotes
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28th of April Topics of the day:
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  1. Wrong Number?
  2. ADOPTION -- with Angelina Jolie
  3. Quote of the Day...
  4. April 28th - Great Poetry Reading Day (and a Contributor Birthday)
  5. The Finishing Touch <Adult Language>
  6. Finishing
  7. Giving Birth
  8. The Secret
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29th of April Topics of the day:
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  1. New Sandwich
  2. April 29th - Wild World of Sports Day
  3. Caught In The Act
  4. Initialisms <vocab>
  5. Quote of the Day...
  6. Fire
  7. Dja Ever Notice...?
  8. African Leopards
  9. getting it right
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30th of April Topics of the day:
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  1. Two Diaries
  2. Roses
  3. Quote of the Day...
  4. Screwing Around <Adult Theme>
  5. The Viking Horde
  6. April 30th - U.S. Department of the Navy Anniversary
  7. The flour sack
  8. Wilkinsons razor blades <adultish>
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