The Humor List Postings for March 2007

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This is both an index of the text and zip files for the month and a day by day listing of the joke titles. If you are looking for a particular joke, search for the words in its title using the browser find command.

Below is a list of the links for each day. Each link will bring you to the Topics for that day. Each day will also have a link to the .txt, .zip and HTML files for that day

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At the end of all the topics is a table of links to all the months for the year of this index.
1st of March Topics of the day:
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  1. Not The Best Reference
  2. You Know You Have a BIG Dog When...
  3. March 1st - National Pig Day
  4. Quote of the Day...
  5. Stunning Reversal
  6. A Coke Please
  7. In the nursing home <adultish>
  8. Ole
  9. retirement
  10. Armor, Armor
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2nd of March Topics of the day:
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  1. Take It!
  2. WHEELCHAIR BRIGADES
  3. March 2nd - Theodor Geisels (a.k.a. Dr. Seuss) Birthday (Adultish)
  4. YUK!!!
  5. Star Wars
  6. Quote of the Day...
  7. Light Bulbs <again>
  8. Thats my story
  9. Burglar
  10. In the News this Friday March 2nd, 2007
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3rd of March Topics of the day:
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  1. Some Sympathy!
  2. Diagnosis
  3. March 3rd - National Scam Prevention Day (Adultish)
  4. Quote of the Day...
  5. The Prescription
  6. I Almost Remember....
  7. Dusty Undies
  8. Traffic Report for February 2007
  9. English are too stuffy.
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4th of March Topics of the day:
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  1. Quote of the Day...
  2. Just Say Cheese
  3. March 4th - Tavern Day (Adultish)
  4. No Little Boy
  5. YOU KNOW YOURE TOO DRUNK WHEN
  6. Dear Diary
  7. Batter Up!
  8. FAQ on Retirement
  9. Proposed Law
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5th of March Topics of the day:
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  1. Getting Old
  2. March 5th - Employment Office Day
  3. Neighbors <Adultish>
  4. Quote of the Day...
  5. Taglines for When Youre in a Bad Mood
  6. You Just Might Be A Graduate Student If...
  7. Holidaymakers complaints
  8. Beware of Bread
  9. Clyde Drexler Quote <contains mild expletive>
  10. My neighbor
  11. Saving the World <moderate adult>
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6th of March Topics of the day:
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  1. Computer Spouses
  2. Quote of the Day...
  3. March 6th - Aspirin Trademark Day (Adultish)
  4. State-Of-The-Art
  5. Trying To Be Helpful
  6. Are you hurt? // Whats Missing? // See?
  7. Cartoon Laws
  8. Barbers
  9. Say it with flowers <mild adult>
  10. Please let me know if youre OK<adult>
  11. The Positive Drug Test (Adult)
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7th of March Topics of the day:
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  1. The Granite Humanoid
  2. March 7th - Parodies Fair Use Day
  3. An Exercise Program
  4. Flying?
  5. Quote of the Day...
  6. NY Times Headlines
  7. In the farm
  8. GOOD ADVICE
  9. Why Buy A New Car?
  10. perplexing
  11. Drug Dealers Vs. Geeks
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8th of March Topics of the day:
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  1. Freddy
  2. Quote of the Day...
  3. March 8th - International Womens Day
  4. Problem Solved
  5. An Elaborate Reception // At A Posh Dinner Party
  6. PNN Breaking News
  7. Patients
  8. National Survey
  9. A gay guy went to heaven <adult>
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9th of March Topics of the day:
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  1. Quote of the Day...
  2. Whistle!
  3. Just A Thought
  4. March 9th - Barbies Birthday
  5. Competition <Adult>
  6. Anniversary
  7. Dont step on ducks! <sexist>
  8. My academic credentials
  9. A M.S. User
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10th of March Topics of the day:
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  1. Should One Be Concerned?
  2. Blind Date
  3. Quote of the Day...
  4. March 10th - Daylight Saving Time Begins Tomorrow
  5. On A Stormy Night
  6. At the Barber
  7. The blind man
  8. Street Sign
  9. THREE SIMPLE RULES
  10. Quote
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11th of March Topics of the day:
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  1. Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road...?
  2. Quote of the Day...
  3. March 11th - Eat an Apple Day
  4. Farmer Josh and the Pig
  5. Lip Smackin
  6. THE WAR IS ON!!!!
  7. Senior males [ADULTISH]
  8. food for thought<off to mexicans>
  9. Once Upon a Time in the Outback<Language>
  10. Quote
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12th of March Topics of the day:
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  1. Ant Watching
  2. Quote of the Day...
  3. March 12th - Hells Angels Birthday
  4. Bosss Orders
  5. HELP!
  6. Whats your handicap?
  7. Obituary
  8. Why study it?
  9. Birds
  10. OPEN LETTER TO<adult>
  11. Experts
  12. Quote of the Day...
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13th of March Topics of the day:
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  1. Illegal Cock Fights
  2. Richard Jeni
  3. March 13th - Deaf History Month
  4. The Goodbye Lunch
  5. Uh Oh....
  6. The tomato
  7. Wouldnt it be great if men were made by Kodak? <sexist>
  8. Expectant Fathers Waiting Room
  9. It Is Written <Adult>
  10. The Old Profs cousin
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14th of March Topics of the day:
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  1. Had To See It!
  2. March 14th - Genius Day
  3. Cop Talk
  4. Quote of the Day...
  5. F O O D
  6. I SEE THE LIGHT!!!!
  7. Hiccups
  8. A young boys glee
  9. Theatrical Anniversary
  10. Tips from the Redneck Book of Manners
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15th of March Topics of the day:
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  1. Wheres Mommy?
  2. Quote of the Day...
  3. March 15th - Absolutely Incredible Kids Day (R)
  4. Plurals
  5. George Carlin ... <Warning! Language>
  6. Public Service
  7. His health
  8. Coming home late
  9. Home-repair projects
  10. BUSHY TALES
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16th of March Topics of the day:
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  1. Sore Ass
  2. Quote of the Day...
  3. March 16th - Country Music Broadcast Day
  4. Jules Feiffer
  5. A Mother Always Knows
  6. Around Washington
  7. A nuns heaalth
  8. The Present
  9. Senior Humor
  10. The Sandwich
  11. Biology class
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17th of March Topics of the day:
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  1. St. Patricks Skull
  2. March 17th - St Patricks Day
  3. Quote of the Day...
  4. Heros
  5. Everybody is Irish on St. Patricks Day.
  6. Kiss Me Blarney Stones!!!
  7. My Cajun heritage
  8. St. Patricks Day.
  9. You Might Live In Upstate New York If...
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18th of March Topics of the day:
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  1. Quote of the Day...
  2. Poor Harvests
  3. March 18th - Right to Counsel Day <Insulting to lawyers>
  4. *Litter*aly
  5. A Civil War Story
  6. Deeply Religious Country
  7. In the old Soviet days...
  8. His new hand
  9. Quote
  10. Tom Lehrer Quotes
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19th of March Topics of the day:
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  1. Two Japanese Businessmen
  2. Quote of the Day...<Adult>
  3. March 19th - Sydney Harbour Bridge Day
  4. An Infusion Of Confusion
  5. My dog loves people. But mostly he gets canned dog food
  6. A Startling Statistic!
  7. My neighbor
  8. Thr Restaurant
  9. U2 Concert <Language>
  10. a legitimate question
  11. Some Quotes
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20th of March Topics of the day:
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  1. Quote of the Day...
  2. Perfect Marriage?
  3. Hair today, gone tomorrow
  4. March 20th - Spring Equinox/International Earth Day
  5. Redecorating
  6. Listen.......
  7. Ask a foolish question
  8. Thought du jour
  9. Stock Split
  10. Handle with care
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21st of March Topics of the day:
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  1. Lost!
  2. March 21st - Aries (March 21 - April 19) AND ... A Humor List Birthday
  3. German Motoring Phrases
  4. Quote of the Day...
  5. PNN Breaking News
  6. Newspaper Headlines
  7. Thee cannibal
  8. Baby Chicks and Bunnies and Painted Eggs
  9. Three blondes <off to most>
  10. Good night!
  11. The rat <offensive to Mexicans>
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22nd of March Topics of the day:
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  1. Quote of the Day...
  2. Moms Answering Machine
  3. Rejected McDonalds New Items -&- Rejected Campbells Soup Varieties
  4. March 22nd - Regional Shopping Mall Day (AND ... A Humor List Birthday)
  5. IF
  6. The Bad News? <adult, off.>
  7. Psychic phenomena
  8. The Confession <adult>
  9. The nagging wife and the mule
  10. Amish woman and her daughter <off to the Amish>
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23rd of March Topics of the day:
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  1. No Turnips
  2. Outter Spaxe
  3. Quote of the Day...
  4. March 23rd - World Meteorological Day
  5. MS ing
  6. From the Capital Steps
  7. AG AG
  8. Cannibals
  9. The Bacon Tree (poss. off. to Yiddish Accent sensitive)
  10. Eight Hours
  11. Doughboy
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24th of March Topics of the day:
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  1. Learning Spanish
  2. Quotes from Popular Movies If We Were All Rednecks...
  3. March 24th - The Genesis Awards
  4. Quote of the Day...
  5. The Scientific Method (Two Examples)
  6. Quinns Dictionary
  7. My neighbor
  8. Madness.... or Marketing Genius?!?
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25th of March Topics of the day:
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  1. Quote of the Day...
  2. Having Triplets!
  3. March 25th - U.S. Horse Race Day
  4. OLD
  5. Phone ......
  6. Time
  7. Tinfoil Hat Time?
  8. Foreskins (adultish)
  9. A groaner
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26th of March Topics of the day:
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  1. Quote of the Day...
  2. Met The New Neighbors Yet?
  3. March 26th - Duncan Hines Birthday
  4. A Potpourri
  5. (shhhh.... im hiding....)
  6. Something new
  7. At the retirement community
  8. One-Liners
  9. Quote
  10. itwasthepicturethatstuckwithme
  11. I don want to make any more movies!
  12. Weekly News Report
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27th of March Topics of the day:
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  1. Quote of the Day...
  2. Hot Dog Vendor
  3. March 27th - National "Joe" Day
  4. Cooking Terms Explained
  5. A PUNY Encore
  6. Getting Comfortable
  7. What;s in a word?
  8. The arguing couple
  9. Cells
  10. The Middle-Aged Teapot Song // Dorothy Parker Quote // Customer
  11. seen a fart >adult>
  12. Southern Girls
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28th of March Topics of the day:
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  1. Quote of the Day...
  2. Letter To The IRS
  3. March 28th - Respect Your Cat Day
  4. Chocolate // Semi // Dogs
  5. Aphorisms
  6. The Internets Grow
  7. Migraines
  8. Trouble getting up in the morning
  9. being right for a change
  10. Life
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29th of March Topics of the day:
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  1. Weight Loss
  2. Quote of the Day...
  3. March 29th - Know Your Stockbroker Day
  4. Young Sadie <Adult>
  5. Beethovens Ninth
  6. Bubba and his eyes
  7. Birth control pills
  8. Conscience
  9. <No subject given>
  10. PUNKED!!!!
  11. Bad Habits
  12. Public Service Announcement....
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30th of March Topics of the day:
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  1. Quote of the Day...
  2. Into My Flower Beds!!!
  3. March 30th - National Doctors Day
  4. The Ham Sandwich
  5. Scandalous!!!!
  6. The Boss
  7. Two insurance form question and answer
  8. Talk
  9. The Old, Circuit-Riding Preacher
  10. BumperStickers for Progressives
  11. Government True-isms:
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31st of March Topics of the day:
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  1. Quote of the Day...
  2. Quandry
  3. Storm in US over chocolate Jesus
  4. March 31st - Cool Bible Day
  5. Tomorrow
  6. Brothers And Sisters
  7. Worst Spelling in Five Lines or Less <mild expletive>
  8. Bird Flew
  9. The drug problem
  10. The Perfect Husband:
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