The Humor List Postings for February 2007

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This is both an index of the text and zip files for the month and a day by day listing of the joke titles. If you are looking for a particular joke, search for the words in its title using the browser find command.

Below is a list of the links for each day. Each link will bring you to the Topics for that day. Each day will also have a link to the .txt, .zip and HTML files for that day

Topics for February
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At the end of all the topics is a table of links to all the months for the year of this index.
1st of February Topics of the day:
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  1. Quote of the Day...
  2. Really?
  3. February 1st - Leavenworth Prison Birthday
  4. A Flight To Chicago
  5. Putt Or Put?
  6. Parachuting <ethnic stereotype>
  7. Dog food?
  8. Goodbye, Molly!
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2nd of February Topics of the day:
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  1. Quote of the Day...
  2. Getting Divorced
  3. Answering Machine Messages
  4. Where NOT To Get Sunburned <Adult>
  5. Yet another silly blonde joke
  6. Science schmience, Punxsutawney Phils Still the Man --er, Groundhog
  7. The Olympic skier
  8. February 2nd - Groundhog Day (Adultish List)
  9. THIS JUST IN
  10. WATER
  11. Teensy dick <Adult>
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3rd of February Topics of the day:
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  1. Terrible Fight
  2. February 3rd - American Paper Money Day
  3. bUMPER sNICKER
  4. Quote of the Day...
  5. The Excuse
  6. Mary
  7. Men and women
  8. At the retirement home <adultish>
  9. Traffic Report for January 2007
  10. The Secret
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4th of February Topics of the day:
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  1. Quote of the Day...
  2. If Ever
  3. The Museum Mice
  4. February 4th - Super Bowl Sunday
  5. The Ice Cube <Adult>
  6. His problem
  7. Son Of A ..... <adult>
  8. Choose your weapons
  9. Lovers Lane
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5th of February Topics of the day:
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  1. Quote of the Day...
  2. Most Men
  3. February 5th - Weatherpersons Day AND A BIRTHDAY!
  4. The Oreo Personality Test
  5. A Cajun with an alligator
  6. QUICKIES
  7. Groaners
  8. Customer Service
  9. ALERT!!!
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6th of February Topics of the day:
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  1. Quote of the Day...
  2. Puns To The Rescue
  3. February 6th - Moon Golf Day
  4. The Kind Hearted Boss
  5. Party!
  6. What happens?
  7. Todays Tip .....
  8. Dinner Invitation
  9. Credit Card
  10. in passing
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7th of February Topics of the day:
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  1. Quote of the Day...
  2. Old Truck
  3. Jonathan Katz Quotes.....
  4. February 7th - Beatlemania Day
  5. The Pope And The Queen <Offensive to Catholics and the English>
  6. Its Not Just a Word <adult, off.>
  7. A Q and A
  8. The Verdict
  9. The bank robber
  10. Office Pranks
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8th of February Topics of the day:
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  1. Quote of the Day...
  2. You Swore!
  3. February 8th - Boy Scout Day
  4. A Puzzled Pope <Adult-May Be Offensive To Catholics>
  5. Outsourcing
  6. Police Depatments Office Answering Machine
  7. Scattered thoughts <groaner alert>
  8. The snake pit [ADULTISH]
  9. Sobriety Test
  10. Top Country Western Songs
  11. The ant
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9th of February Topics of the day:
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  1. What A Day!
  2. Are You Interested in Making $$$$ Fast?
  3. February 9th - Federal Narcotics Prohibitions Act Anniversary
  4. Quote of the Day...
  5. The Proof Is In The Music
  6. Really Out There!
  7. A Q and A
  8. The Backslider
  9. Milwaukee to St. Louis
  10. The Blue Pigeon
  11. Hockey Fans<Adult>
  12. The Boss
  13. Test <adult>
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10th of February Topics of the day:
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  1. Marriage Is...
  2. February 10th - Mr. Z Rex Auction Day
  3. A Prospective Juror
  4. Tit For Tat
  5. Quote of the Day...
  6. Entertainment? <adult>
  7. Creation
  8. A Valentine Story
  9. talk show hostesses
  10. The Darn truth be told
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11th of February Topics of the day:
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  1. Quote of the Day...
  2. What More Could You Want?
  3. February 11th - Grammy Awards
  4. The Donnybrook
  5. Is America Ready For a Woman President
  6. Roughhousing with the dog
  7. Their encounter
  8. Sports Car
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12th of February Topics of the day:
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  1. A Benefit Of Being Older
  2. Quote of the Day...
  3. February 12
  4. February 12th - Dog Show Day USA
  5. Jewish Mothers Throughout History <May Be Offensive To The Jewish>
  6. A Recipe
  7. The dolphin
  8. Q&A du jour
  9. Abraham Lincoln (Feb. 12, 1809 - Apr 15, 1865)
  10. Teacher applicant
  11. Headlines
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13th of February Topics of the day:
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  1. A Church Sign
  2. February 13th - Jesse James Bank Robbery Day
  3. A Pot Problem
  4. Quote of the Day...
  5. Is It That Bad?
  6. Retail
  7. Two flies
  8. The Mirror
  9. Yet another bon mot from the Prairie Home Companion Gang
  10. Answers Men Would Like to Give to Womans Stupid Questions<adult>
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14th of February Topics of the day:
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  1. Quote of the Day...
  2. Valentines Day Romantic Tips
  3. February 14th - Valentines Day
  4. Theres One In Every Crowd
  5. WHAT MEN AND WOMEN LIKE BEST FOR VALENTINES DAY
  6. A Robbery
  7. Why You Dont Need to Buy Valentine Cards + Valentine Quickies
  8. Happy Valentines Day
  9. T.O.P. change of address and name
  10. ventriloquist
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15th of February Topics of the day:
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  1. Why Is Man An Animal?
  2. =?iso-8859-1?Q?Yesterdays_News_Today___=3Crisqu=E9=3E?=
  3. February 15th - Susan Brownell Anthony Day
  4. It Seemed A Good Idea At The Time
  5. Quote of the Day...
  6. The mechanic
  7. Fidelity
  8. PNN Breaking News
  9. Winter Interferes with Winter Sport
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16th of February Topics of the day:
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  1. The Gay Agenda
  2. February 16th - Goodbye M.A.S.H. Day (Will leave a bad taste in your
  3. The Poll
  4. Quote of the Day...
  5. Relativity
  6. # One and # Two
  7. The Prayer
  8. Marriage
  9. QUICKIES
  10. The enemy is us
  11. The Doctor is in
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17th of February Topics of the day:
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  1. Animal Olympics
  2. February 17th - American Postal Service Day
  3. Never Doubt A Womans Resolve
  4. Quote of the Day...
  5. Ask Mom
  6. At the pharmacy [ADULTISH]
  7. Anna Nicole Smith
  8. An Actual Classified Ad
  9. can you read it right the first time?
  10. The Giants Speak
  11. Way down upon the Mississippi...
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18th of February Topics of the day:
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  1. Animals Know
  2. Reasons Dogs Howl at the Moon
  3. February 18th - Chinese New Year - 2007 is the Year of the Pig (boar)
  4. Yankee Logic
  5. Asking Questions
  6. Immorality
  7. Quote of the Day...
  8. PNN Breaking News
  9. Elmo...does he laugh?
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19th of February Topics of the day:
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  1. Quote of the Day...
  2. A Man And His Box
  3. English is a crazy language
  4. One-Liners
  5. February 19th - Pisces (Feb 18 - Mar 20)
  6. The Facts Of Life
  7. Mmmmm.... Bacon!
  8. Breaking Up in College
  9. The Truth About Men
  10. Mile High??
  11. A frog
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20th of February Topics of the day:
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  1. The Gay Agenda...The Dyke Version
  2. February 20th - Presidents Day (Feb 19, 2007)
  3. Quote of the Day...
  4. The Observation <Language>
  5. MAKEUP!!!
  6. Working together (a little blasphemous)
  7. Invitations via Email
  8. Rodney Dangerfield Jokes
  9. The Buddhist
  10. A Day in the Life
  11. up
  12. 12 Reasons to Smile
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21st of February Topics of the day:
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  1. Home For The Weekend
  2. Quote of the Day...
  3. Quickies -&- One of My All Tine Favorites!
  4. February 21st - National Ski Association Birthday
  5. Its All In HOW You Say It <Adult>
  6. Q & A <adult>
  7. Things NOT to say on a first date
  8. The Good Samaritan
  9. Michigan girls
  10. .com
  11. If Microsoft Ran MacDonalds
  12. LUTRAN AIR <off to some>
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22nd of February Topics of the day:
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  1. Quote of the Day...
  2. This Has Got To Stop!
  3. February 22nd - Grady the Cow Day
  4. The Slip <Language>
  5. On Washingtons Birthday, a question....
  6. French Women Dont Get Fat
  7. Sunday school, again
  8. Cows
  9. Paratrooper School
  10. old prospector
  11. Communications <Language>
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23rd of February Topics of the day:
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  1. Quote of the Day...
  2. More Than Me!
  3. Stuck
  4. February 23rd - Easy Divorce Day
  5. Dignitaries
  6. A Rose By Any Other Name... <Adult>
  7. More Sunday school
  8. Father Murphy [ADULTISH]
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24th of February Topics of the day:
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  1. Quote of the Day...
  2. How ... Romantic?
  3. February 24th - Nylon Toothbrush Birthday
  4. One Afternoon At Dinner
  5. THE WISDOM OF THE EONS
  6. Dear Diary
  7. 411
  8. Silkworms
  9. The Kitten
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25th of February Topics of the day:
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  1. Amen, Pharaoh!
  2. Quote of the Day...
  3. February 25th - Colt Revolver Birthday
  4. Make Up Your Mind!
  5. The Constitution
  6. Sunday Service
  7. Two men
  8. Coming to America
  9. In the Fast Lane<Adult>
  10. Ferguson - Conan - Jon Stewart - Letterman - Woody Allen
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26th of February Topics of the day:
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  1. Backwards?
  2. Quote of the Day...
  3. February 26th - Eat a Healthy Breakfast Day
  4. The Diagnosis
  5. Perspectives
  6. Men and women [ADULTISH]
  7. Words That Really Should Exist [from A to Z] -&- Anu Garg
  8. My Wife the Blond(e)
  9. Parable
  10. The Inheritance
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27th of February Topics of the day:
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  1. The Jump
  2. February 27th - Artificial Sugar Day (Another blonde joke?)
  3. The Snake <Adultish>
  4. Now Thats Living!
  5. Sea Gulls
  6. Did You Take Precautions?
  7. Doctor Joke
  8. In the old folks home
  9. Medical
  10. DREADED PRETZEL HOLD
  11. Quote of the Day...
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28th of February Topics of the day:
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  1. Quote of the Day...
  2. Because Im a Man
  3. We Have The Same Policy
  4. February 28th - Train Day
  5. The Origin of Life
  6. The Date <Adult>
  7. Qs & As <off.>
  8. Constipation
  9. Car Sale in Russia
  10. Baboons
  11. Hillary poll
  12. Painting Nudes
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