The Humor List Postings for September 2006

Updated on Tuesday, May 22, 2007 at 09:39 AM
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This is both an index of the text and zip files for the month and a day by day listing of the joke titles. If you are looking for a particular joke, search for the words in its title using the browser find command.

Below is a list of the links for each day. Each link will bring you to the Topics for that day. Each day will also have a link to the .txt, .zip and HTML files for that day

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At the end of all the topics is a table of links to all the months for the year of this index.
1st of September Topics of the day:
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  1. Shes SOoooo Poor.... // Jules Feiffer
  2. The Shortcut
  3. Medical terminology
  4. How Can You Tell?
  5. Adam and Eve
  6. Tom Swiftisms, 2/2
  7. September 1st - National Grandparents Month (Slight Sexual content)
  8. Gee, Dubya!
  9. Lets Call The Whole Thing Off
  10. Desert Island, point of view
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2nd of September Topics of the day:
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  1. The Photo Op
  2. Skunk
  3. September 2nd - U.S. Network News Show Day
  4. Furniture Moving
  5. Creative Anger Management <adult>
  6. Traffic Report for August 2006
  7. Stop Sign <esoteric Jewish humor>
  8. Two Lovers
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3rd of September Topics of the day:
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  1. Phone Problems
  2. Cleanliness is next to....
  3. September 3rd - $40 Million Lottery Day
  4. Metaphors for Stupidity
  5. the aging process
  6. Things Every Kindergartner Knows
  7. Dear Diary
  8. The Delusion
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4th of September Topics of the day:
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  1. A Simple Yes or No Question.....
  2. September 4th - Labor Day
  3. Stopping For Directions
  4. Labor Day.... Without Unions
  5. Season Ticket
  6. Shrink Jokes <adult>
  7. Lesson In Politics?
  8. Duh
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5th of September Topics of the day:
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  1. Chatting Online With an Ape?
  2. Poetic Justice
  3. Spices
  4. Somethings Not Right
  5. A quick one
  6. Daytime Television
  7. A Woman Is A Keeper If She Says . . .
  8. September 5th - GASOLINE PUMP DAY
  9. Stripper Quickie
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6th of September Topics of the day:
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  1. How a joke becomes dated
  2. GOTCHA!!!
  3. Courage
  4. Crocodile Hunter - R.I.P.
  5. September 6th - Mental Health Workers Week (AND Les Birthday!!)
  6. Needing A "Barukh Atah ..."
  7. Confession
  8. Gasoline prices in the U.S.
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7th of September Topics of the day:
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  1. Bad Language
  2. Manual Stimulation <ADULT>
  3. September 7th - Grandma Moses Day
  4. Thats Crude!
  5. A husband and wife
  6. Neighbors New Baby
  7. Dear Diary
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8th of September Topics of the day:
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  1. Quote of the Day...
  2. September 8th - Miss America Pageant Birthday (Adultish)
  3. Pet Paronomasia
  4. Prohibited Items
  5. Doctors Orders
  6. "Whats good tonight?"
  7. Their commonality
  8. Definitions
  9. Seems Counter-productive
  10. Teacher Job Description
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9th of September Topics of the day:
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  1. September 9th - Super Chickens Birthday AND Colonel (Harland) Sanders
  2. Pungent Putdowns
  3. S I G N S
  4. How many?
  5. Crikeys!!!
  6. Quote of the Day...
  7. Bad News <off. to Doctors>
  8. We Have A Winner!
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10th of September Topics of the day:
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  1. The Funeral
  2. The Mothers Dictionary
  3. Sequels Suck!
  4. Quote of the Day...
  5. Two guys
  6. T H R E E J O K E S
  7. No arms, no legs (May be offensive to handicapped)
  8. September 10th - GRANDPARENTS DAY (A little adult language)
  9. Trained Pussy <adult>
  10. Playpen
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11th of September Topics of the day:
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  1. S U S H I
  2. Quote of the Day...
  3. Lecherous Limerics <ADULT>
  4. MEMOIRS <dirty words>
  5. Comebacks <an oldie>
  6. September 11th - Patriot Day
  7. A question?
  8. Shopping With Her
  9. Ah Them Wacky, Wacky Righters...
  10. Nude Runner
  11. Two patients
  12. The Woodman and the Rabbit
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12th of September Topics of the day:
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  1. Quote of the Day...
  2. Q & A on The Bible
  3. September 12th - International Housekeepers Week (10-16)
  4. I Couldnt Keep A Straight Face Either <Adultish>
  5. Shes HOT!!!!
  6. Manure
  7. Hit A Pig
  8. Michael Jackson
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13th of September Topics of the day:
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  1. Girlfriends
  2. Boat For Sale
  3. Today Is....
  4. Quote of the Day...
  5. Hmmmmmmmm!!
  6. The stutter <may be off. to stutterers>
  7. Handicapped Parking Ticket
  8. September 13th - International Chocolate Day
  9. The Steppers
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14th of September Topics of the day:
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  1. Quote of the Day...
  2. Condom Quandry
  3. September 14th - National Draft Day
  4. Language
  5. Kids Answer Test Questions
  6. Morris the Handyman
  7. A death
  8. Its all about love
  9. DEBATE: ID
  10. A priest is passing through customs
  11. hitchhiking<lang>
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15th of September Topics of the day:
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  1. Hey kids! Wear debt shackles!
  2. Quote of the Day...
  3. Cotton Tale
  4. September 15th - National Chiropractic Day AND Jerrys Birthday too!
  5. Relationships
  6. A light bulb giggle
  7. Murphys Laws of Computing
  8. Limerick
  9. Send money
  10. Stalled
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16th of September Topics of the day:
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  1. September 16th - "FRAISER" ANNIVERSARY (Adultish)
  2. Nothing But The Truth
  3. Good News Bad News <adult?>
  4. The C.E.O.s reprimand
  5. The Advice
  6. New Birds
  7. Priorities
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17th of September Topics of the day:
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  1. September 17th - Divorce Is Contagious Day (Adultish)
  2. Will You Tell The Court What You Saw <ADULT>
  3. Be-Attitudes
  4. Talking
  5. Inflationary Language
  6. They Just Met
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18th of September Topics of the day:
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  1. Soldiers
  2. Two elderly ladies
  3. September 18th - U.S. Air Force Birthday
  4. Mothers Little Helper
  5. The Dual
  6. Weight, Please
  7. Weight
  8. Cartoon Antics
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19th of September Topics of the day:
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  1. International Talk Like A Pirate Day!!!
  2. September 19th - Temper Tantrums Day (Definitely Adult!)
  3. Involuntary Email Addresses
  4. Shiver Me Piratin Timbers, Arrrrr!!!
  5. Linguistic Evolution...
  6. Wrinkles
  7. The turttle
  8. Hilariously Ironic
  9. The pharmacist
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20th of September Topics of the day:
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  1. The Interview
  2. Men and Women -- Another Difference
  3. September 20th - Battle of the Sexes Anniversary (Adult Theme)
  4. Managers vs Engineers
  5. Good Eatin
  6. Refrigeration To The Heartland
  7. The psychic
  8. A woman and a man
  9. Quickies
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21st of September Topics of the day:
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  1. Get Your Mind Out Of The Gutter <Adult...But Only If You ARE One>
  2. Economy
  3. Jay Leno // Dennis Miller
  4. Zero
  5. September 21st - Stephen Kings Birthday
  6. The Doctor
  7. I Gotta Go!
  8. New Age Music
  9. Bubba had Shingles
  10. Plan B <offensive to illegal aliens>
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22nd of September Topics of the day:
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  1. A PERSONAL QUESTION
  2. September 22nd - Libra (Sept 22 - Oct 23) - Freds Birthday too!!
  3. The Threesome <May Be Offensive To The Religious>
  4. The Thesis
  5. Gardening
  6. The Computer Swallowed Grandma
  7. Hell explained
  8. elderly couple had dinner at another couples house
  9. Alternative Interrogation Methods
  10. Confusion
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23rd of September Topics of the day:
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  1. September 23rd - CHECKERS SPEECH DAY (Adultish)
  2. An Unconventional Approach
  3. My wife!!!
  4. Dear Diary
  5. Twins!
  6. The Convict
  7. big game hunter <off to women>
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24th of September Topics of the day:
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  1. September 24th - Deaf Awareness Week (Sept 24-30)
  2. The Unraveled Traveled
  3. A light bulb giggle
  4. Wanna Play Golf?
  5. Rosh Hashanah <adultish>
  6. The Nun
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25th of September Topics of the day:
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  1. September 25th - First Newspaper Anniversary
  2. A Snails Pace
  3. Dear Diary
  4. Job Interview Garb
  5. Beans and onions
  6. Test For Cat Owners
  7. New School Policies
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26th of September Topics of the day:
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  1. September 26th - Johnny Appleseeds Birthday
  2. A Mounting Problem
  3. The Sailor
  4. Geek Test [did you laugh?]
  5. The Junior League
  6. The Prayer
  7. I Keep Forgettin....
  8. New Wife
  9. Pope calls God (poss. offensive to fundamentalists)
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27th of September Topics of the day:
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  1. September 27th - U.S. Department of Education Birthday
  2. Honorary Spoonerism
  3. Ed?
  4. Scottish Jew
  5. Dear Diary
  6. The Irish Jig
  7. Dja Ever Notice....?
  8. The Art Collection
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28th of September Topics of the day:
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  1. A Few Thoughts - Gender Wise
  2. September 28th - Dr. Kildare Day
  3. October Surprise
  4. Obesity
  5. Heart Attack
  6. Round Figures
  7. TV-Phone-Sister
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29th of September Topics of the day:
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  1. September 29th - Singing Cowboy Day
  2. The Hippy Mohel
  3. Pleased To Meet You, Hope You Guess My Name
  4. Contractors Dictionary
  5. In My Space!
  6. Dear Diary
  7. Sacrifices // Disaster
  8. horse <adult>
  9. counting sheep
  10. A blonde wife
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30th of September Topics of the day:
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  1. September 30th - Cheers Birthday
  2. Taxi Driver
  3. German Motoring Phrases
  4. Did You Say Thank You?
  5. Naming Rights
  6. Forgive Your Enemies
  7. Health Care Crisis
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