The Humor List Postings for August 2006

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This is both an index of the text and zip files for the month and a day by day listing of the joke titles. If you are looking for a particular joke, search for the words in its title using the browser find command.

Below is a list of the links for each day. Each link will bring you to the Topics for that day. Each day will also have a link to the .txt, .zip and HTML files for that day

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At the end of all the topics is a table of links to all the months for the year of this index.
1st of August Topics of the day:
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  1. Quote of the Day...
  2. August 1st - Simplify You Life Week
  3. A Royal Decree
  4. Sorry, Honey....
  5. A Guy Wakes Up
  6. The Devil and Jesse Jackson [ADULTISH]
  7. In College
  8. Traffic Report for July 2006
  9. Where theres a will...
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2nd of August Topics of the day:
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  1. Quote of the Day...
  2. August 2nd - Gambling Is Dangerous Day (Contributors Birthday!!)
  3. What Do You Call...
  4. Hurricane Season
  5. I Got Even With My Dentist
  6. Recognition <disrespectul to men of the cloth>
  7. Do you?
  8. Nag, Nag, Nad <adult>
  9. A Couple On Safari
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3rd of August Topics of the day:
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  1. Quote of the Day...
  2. The Race
  3. August 3rd - Air Traffic Controllers Day
  4. WAR DECLARED
  5. Did you ever think about...?
  6. Useful Things For A Business Meeting
  7. Expensive Dress
  8. Albert Einstein
  9. Purina Diet
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4th of August Topics of the day:
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  1. August 4th - Celebrate Life Day
  2. Retirement
  3. Mad Max, er, Mel <adult, off.>
  4. Good news, Bad news
  5. A Tennessee tale
  6. Snake bites and survival training
  7. Prince
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5th of August Topics of the day:
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  1. August 5th - Bat Flight Breakfast
  2. The Runner
  3. Lebanon
  4. A poker player
  5. That Time Of Year Again
  6. MVB
  7. Miracle Cure
  8. Italian Men Q&A <ethnic>
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6th of August Topics of the day:
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  1. August 6th - Corporate Baby Name Day (Adultish language)
  2. Refrigerator Magnet?
  3. Sex Q & A
  4. Mary had a little lamb ...
  5. Quote of the Day...
  6. Quickies
  7. Too Much Sugar < a groaner>
  8. Marketing Idea....
  9. Hymns for the Handicapped
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7th of August Topics of the day:
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  1. Quote of the Day...
  2. August 7th - Mata Haris Birthday
  3. Crazy Like A Fox
  4. TV Shows That Didnt Make It <adult, off.>
  5. Say "Ah."
  6. Dear Diary
  7. Top Pet Medication Warning Labels for Pets
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8th of August Topics of the day:
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  1. Quote of the Day...
  2. Good News
  3. August 8th - Swim Day
  4. Its All In The Spin
  5. Inheritance
  6. Fast women
  7. "Wash your hands..."
  8. Teefuss
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9th of August Topics of the day:
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  1. Efficiency
  2. August 9th - Smokey Bears Birthday
  3. 1934 1935 and 1968 -- At the Movies
  4. Quote of the Day...
  5. The Wedding
  6. A blonde
  7. PLEASE TAKE NOTICE
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10th of August Topics of the day:
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  1. Quote of the Day...
  2. August 10th - U.S. Department of Defense Name Day
  3. Deductions
  4. Buttersups [ADULTISH]
  5. Job Interview
  6. Lost
  7. Why Vultures (at least the avian variety) are rare in Los Vegas
  8. Truck Accident
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11th of August Topics of the day:
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  1. South Pole
  2. Quote of the Day...
  3. Daiquiri Dilemma
  4. A new diet
  5. A Great Job!!!
  6. Dear Diary
  7. August 11th - Alcatrazs Birthday
  8. They Said What?
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12th of August Topics of the day:
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  1. Quote of the Day...
  2. The Koala and The Lizard
  3. Brazen Bidder
  4. Message From DHS
  5. The Genie
  6. It Says Here
  7. The Chandelier
  8. A Golfers Tale
  9. August 12th - Bambis Birthday
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13th of August Topics of the day:
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  1. Two Show Stallions
  2. Quote of the Day...
  3. August 13th - Taxicab Birthday
  4. Moms Survival Tips
  5. Socializing
  6. Just Like Puppies
  7. I Heard Of That Before!
  8. Gods discretion
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14th of August Topics of the day:
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  1. Quote of the Day...
  2. Texas Politics
  3. Applying for a Job
  4. Lght Bulb Alert
  5. August 14th - Social Security Birthday (Adultish)
  6. Creation
  7. Modern Age Grocery Store
  8. Great Steaks
  9. Found It!
  10. A rancher needs a bull to service his cows
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15th of August Topics of the day:
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  1. Quote of the Day...
  2. Thought for Tuesday, Aug 15, 2006
  3. August 15th - Hello Day
  4. TGIF
  5. Hes "Safe"
  6. Women are evil by nature
  7. Marching
  8. A Storks Tale
  9. time lapse <adult>
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16th of August Topics of the day:
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  1. Quote of the Day...
  2. Problem Solved?
  3. August 16th - International Tell a Joke Day
  4. THANK YOU FOR CALLING....
  5. Unlucky
  6. At a Cafeteria
  7. How to stay young
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17th of August Topics of the day:
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  1. Quote of the Day...
  2. Floral Moral
  3. A True Story
  4. Can I Go Swimming?
  5. Deep thought du jour
  6. St. Peter
  7. Texas Talk
  8. Deathbed Confessions
  9. Davy Crocket on the effete of Washington, DC
  10. August 17th - Cat Nights
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18th of August Topics of the day:
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  1. Hankee Pankee <Adultish>
  2. Quote of the Day...
  3. Body Armor
  4. SHOUTS & MURMURS -[from The New Yorker magazine]-
  5. Frequent Movers
  6. Grandpa accident <adultish> Not a T.O.P. joke
  7. Riddle [ADULTISH LANGUAGE]
  8. August 18th - Bad Poetry Day
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19th of August Topics of the day:
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  1. Quote of the Day...
  2. Managed Care Finds Cure for Diabetes;
  3. A Clone Is Grown
  4. TRIX RABBIT 1958-2006
  5. An Indian
  6. August 19th - National Aviation Day
  7. Warning!
  8. Broken Glass
  9. Luck
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20th of August Topics of the day:
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  1. Quote of the Day...
  2. Todays Hodge-Podge
  3. August 20th - Tucson Birthday
  4. Surprise Prize
  5. What Gives?
  6. 2 x 4s
  7. Your Mother Said That!
  8. DNA
  9. The Golden Gate
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21st of August Topics of the day:
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  1. Quote of the Day...
  2. The Function Junction
  3. Puter Problems
  4. Political Correctness Gone Wild....
  5. August 21st - American Bar Association Birthday
  6. Never Considered
  7. Her attitude
  8. Pauly & the Economy
  9. Insurance
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22nd of August Topics of the day:
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  1. Quote of the Day...
  2. August 22nd - Be An Angel Day (Adultish)
  3. The Terrible Parable
  4. Pardon My Finger
  5. An old time computer favorite
  6. Sale
  7. New Boyfriend
  8. Lost Homework
  9. The dusty table
  10. Speeding?
  11. Some Words Just Aint What They Look Like
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23rd of August Topics of the day:
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  1. Quote of the Day...
  2. A Drunk With Spunk
  3. Diagnostics
  4. Snippets From The Executive Lexicon
  5. Smart New Rules
  6. Paulys Prayer
  7. The dusty table
  8. August 23rd - Virgo (Aug 23 - Sep 22) - 6th sign of the Zodiac
  9. Army Life
  10. Do you believe that? <language>
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24th of August Topics of the day:
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  1. Quote of the Day...
  2. The Docs Clock
  3. Exercise
  4. How Moses got the ten commandents
  5. Quotes from Funny People
  6. August 24th - Talk About the Weather Day
  7. Aunties Youth <midly adultish>
  8. On This Day In History....
  9. The Inside Scoop!
  10. Golf
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25th of August Topics of the day:
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  1. Quote of the Day...
  2. Sellavision
  3. PNN BREAKING NEWS
  4. A telephone conversation with a golfer [ADULT LAANGUAGE]
  5. At the Hospital <adultish>
  6. The Useful Golf Book
  7. Victoria Wood // Jane Wagner
  8. The Large Order fo Goods
  9. August 25th - KISS AND MAKE UP DAY (Adultish)
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26th of August Topics of the day:
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  1. Quote of the Day...
  2. Double The Fun
  3. August 26th - USA Kindergarten Day (Adultish)
  4. Dwarf Planet
  5. Oooh, That Hurts!
  6. I know why Im tired so much
  7. Good Christian Home
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27th of August Topics of the day:
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  1. Quote of the Day...
  2. African Stew
  3. One Good Turn....<Adult Language>
  4. The Last Sunday In August
  5. August 27th - NAPS ARE GOOD FOR YOU DAY
  6. Goose, Geese, Whatever
  7. A special birthday last week
  8. NY lunch <off. to Korowai tribesmen>
  9. Getting Rid of Pests
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28th of August Topics of the day:
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  1. Quote of the Day...
  2. August 28th - Dream Day
  3. The Unfortunate Carrot
  4. Career Step
  5. REVIEW: Snakes on a Plane
  6. The Barbecue
  7. A Q and A
  8. Got Em!
  9. The Puke List <gross>
  10. Shes So Fat.....
  11. It was only a matter of time!
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29th of August Topics of the day:
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  1. Quote of the Day...(Language)
  2. Save The Maestro!
  3. Security
  4. A Wedding Anniversary!!!
  5. August 29th - National Plastic Surgery Day
  6. An arrest at an airport
  7. Intimidated
  8. The Hamster
  9. Vietnam War Story
  10. my trip to Chicago
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30th of August Topics of the day:
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  1. Quote of the Day...
  2. One-Liners
  3. Q & A Potpourri <Adultish>
  4. August 30th - Motorcycle Days
  5. Is It Dark In Here?
  6. Carnation milk [ADULTISH language]
  7. Funeral Music
  8. Gardening Tip
  9. Union Plumber
  10. the Promised Land
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31st of August Topics of the day:
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  1. Quote of the Day...
  2. August 31st - Chicken Rescue Day
  3. The Makeup Exam
  4. Who Remembers Alan?
  5. The Masked Man
  6. The Greatest Sport on Earth
  7. An old lady <adultish & sexist>
  8. A Q and A
  9. Tom Swiftisms, 1/2
  10. Canada apologizes to the US:
  11. A Satisfied Customer
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