The Humor List Postings for July 2006

Updated on Tuesday, May 22, 2007 at 09:39 AM
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This is both an index of the text and zip files for the month and a day by day listing of the joke titles. If you are looking for a particular joke, search for the words in its title using the browser find command.

Below is a list of the links for each day. Each link will bring you to the Topics for that day. Each day will also have a link to the .txt, .zip and HTML files for that day

Topics for July
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21st included in previous Digest 22nd 23rd 24th 25th
26th 27th 28th 29th 30th
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At the end of all the topics is a table of links to all the months for the year of this index.
1st of July Topics of the day:
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  1. Quote of the Day...<strong language>
  2. July 1st - Canada Day
  3. A Penny For Your Tots
  4. Food for the teams
  5. Haiku: Vegetarian Spam
  6. Pauly at the wheel
  7. Traffic Report for June 2006
  8. New Pick-Up Lines <adult>
  9. Sage Advice
  10. Long face
  11. UP
  12. What Women want in a Man
  13. Mathematics of Life
  14. a long line at Target<adult>
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2nd of July Topics of the day:
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  1. July 2nd - The Roswell Incident
  2. Domestic Science
  3. Quote of the Day...
  4. Swearing, As An Art
  5. The old Pastors last request
  6. California Womyn
  7. Four of Em
  8. The Alabama Preacher (Sexual innuendo)
  9. Medicine 101 <Adult>
  10. Alligators Teeth
  11. "What Democracy Means to Me" by Johnny Carson
  12. Shhhh
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3rd of July Topics of the day:
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  1. Quote of the Day...
  2. July 3rd - Dog Days
  3. The Great Debate <ADULT!>
  4. Some things to ponder
  5. Fireworks
  6. Rodney Dangerfield Redux
  7. Dear Diary
  8. Goofinitions
  9. ALL GODS CREATURES
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4th of July Topics of the day:
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  1. If the USA Had Been Founded by Dolphins
  2. Quote of the Day...
  3. What day is it?
  4. July 4th - American Independence Day-Happy Birthday America
  5. Fourth of July
  6. His medical situation
  7. I Am A Bad American!
  8. Particle Physics
  9. You know youre from Georgia if....
  10. I Love A Parade!
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5th of July Topics of the day:
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  1. Quote of the Day...
  2. Oscar The Flea <ADULT>
  3. July 5th - Dolly the Sheeps Birthday
  4. The Consultants Motto
  5. A Jewish Mothers Answering Machine
  6. It is
  7. She Knows Me Too Well
  8. Dear Diary
  9. Redneck advice
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6th of July Topics of the day:
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  1. Unnecessary Inventions
  2. Quote of the Day...
  3. July 6th - George Walker Bushs Birthday
  4. The Russian Genie <Adultish>
  5. Haikus on Body Piercing
  6. An African Tale
  7. A smart blonde
  8. Not Gonna Miss Another Appointment!
  9. .... And I Said Nothing.
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7th of July Topics of the day:
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  1. July 7th - U.S. Draft Birthday
  2. Making It Easier...
  3. Quote of the Day...
  4. Cheeky
  5. High Tech?
  6. She must be able to hear someone eating marshmellows [ADULTISH]
  7. More Daffinitions
  8. Can You Hear Me Now?
  9. HOW TRUE THIS ALL IS.
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8th of July Topics of the day:
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  1. Quote of the Day...
  2. July 8th - Diet Pills Are Dangerous for Your Health Day (Adultish)
  3. Lost and Found
  4. Samples
  5. Need a push?????
  6. The Cuckoo Clock
  7. TQM
  8. Puppy Love
  9. But Doctor....!!!!
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9th of July Topics of the day:
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  1. Quote of the Day...
  2. Its Knot What You Think
  3. July 9th - Wimbledon Tennis Tournament Birthday (Adultish)
  4. Quasimodos Replacement
  5. Proud Papa
  6. Love At First Sight
  7. Union rules
  8. Drinking
  9. Two little children
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10th of July Topics of the day:
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  1. Issues with Weight?
  2. July 10th - Joe Camels Retirement Anniversary
  3. The Vacation Conundrum
  4. Thank You For Waiting....
  5. Quote of the Day...
  6. The best sick day excuse ever!!!!!!! [ADULTISH]
  7. How Many?
  8. The Letter
  9. Californians
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11th of July Topics of the day:
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  1. Quote of the Day...
  2. The Lumberjack
  3. Aw, Shes Just Playin!
  4. July 11th - Advice-to-the-Lovelorn Day
  5. Mom
  6. I mean...
  7. Arent You?
  8. Alphabet Book
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12th of July Topics of the day:
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  1. Differences? Marijuana and Tobacco [Giggle, giggle / Hack,spit blood and die]
  2. Buzzwords
  3. Hired Hand
  4. Quote of the Day...
  5. 16 years later
  6. Laugh Lines
  7. Dear Diary
  8. July 12th - Baseball All-Star Game (Played 7/11/06)
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13th of July Topics of the day:
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  1. July 13th - Birthday of Birds
  2. Cheerios <Adult>
  3. Quote of the Day...
  4. Worst Analogies Ever Written in a High School Essay
  5. Dog Grooming
  6. Drinking
  7. Ths specialist
  8. Identity Theft
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14th of July Topics of the day:
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  1. Horse Love Songs
  2. Quote of the Day...
  3. July 14th - Million Dollar Horse Day
  4. Tonto and the Lone Ranger (ADULT)
  5. Lessons Learned
  6. A hospital visit
  7. In Court
  8. Christian Pick-Up Lines
  9. Think About It
  10. Refrigerators
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15th of July Topics of the day:
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  1. A Tizzbottle
  2. Quote of the Day...
  3. July 15th - Boeing Company Birthday
  4. Mommy, Mommy! Part 1 (ADULT-Twisted Humor)
  5. Maximizing Revenues
  6. Laziest
  7. Bubba
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16th of July Topics of the day:
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  1. Quote of the Day...
  2. July 16th - Kissing Ban Day (Slightly Adultish)
  3. Dah Gub-mint
  4. Mommy, Mommy! Part 2 (ADULT-Twisted Humor)
  5. Loved Him 10%??
  6. The Red Blood Cell
  7. DIAL-A-PRAYER
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17th of July Topics of the day:
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  1. Quote of the Day..
  2. Chinese Proverbs
  3. Getting Married!
  4. July 17th - Disneyland Birthday
  5. Notice
  6. It Was An Accident.... <adult>
  7. Pregnancy, Birth and Babies
  8. Wedding Telegrams <adultish>
  9. Getting Into Heaven
  10. following doctors orders <adult>
  11. Back Problems
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18th of July Topics of the day:
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  1. Quote of the Day...
  2. July 18th - Driving Tests Are Dangerous for Your Health Day
  3. Four Letter Words <ADULT>
  4. Fred Green
  5. Whats For Dinner?
  6. Popsicle
  7. Kid Mangled
  8. Dining out
  9. the parrot
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19th of July Topics of the day:
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  1. Quote of the Day...
  2. July 19th - Personal Ads Birthday (Maybe offensive to Men)
  3. The Old Couple
  4. To My Neighborhood Deli
  5. If Cats Wore T-Shirts...
  6. The Barber
  7. An inflatable doll
  8. Italian virility
  9. The pediatrician
  10. Scientific Study
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20th of July Topics of the day:
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  1. Quote of the Day...
  2. Diet Doctor
  3. Mexican chilli
  4. July 20th - Moon Day
  5. Another Old Couple
  6. Help Me Doc
  7. Venus de Milo
  8. The Popes illness
  9. Busy Weekend
  10. Quote of the Day...
  11. Ambers Puppy
  12. July 21st - Take a Monkey to Lunch Day
  13. Blastocyst-Americans <prob. off.>
  14. At The Zoo
  15. At the football game
  16. Imagine That!
  17. My Cajun cousin
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21st of July Topics of the day:
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22nd of July Topics of the day:
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  1. Quote of the Day...
  2. July 22nd - Flying is Fun For All Ages
  3. The Gynecologist <ADULT>
  4. The Worst Spell of Weather
  5. Las Vegas Churches
  6. Bully, Bully!!!
  7. mo money
  8. Broken Leg
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23rd of July Topics of the day:
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  1. Maurice and Hannah
  2. Quote of the Day...
  3. July 23rd - Leo (Jul 23 - Aug 23) - 5th sign of the Zodiac
  4. Yukon Gold <ADULT>
  5. Letters to God
  6. The Voice Of God <adult, prob. blasphemous>
  7. Sixteeen steps to build a campfire
  8. Traffic Stop
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24th of July Topics of the day:
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  1. Quote of the Day...
  2. July 24th - Instant Coffee Birthday
  3. The Honeymoon <Adultish>
  4. S-1019
  5. Tourists <adult, off.>
  6. Yard Sale
  7. Heavenly Staff Meeting <possibly blasphemous>
  8. Old, old, old!!!
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25th of July Topics of the day:
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  1. Quote of the Day...
  2. The Seven Dwarfs <Adult Language>
  3. July 25th - Birthday of the Birthday Cake (Adultish)
  4. Like Lightning!
  5. Books on Tape We Dont Want to Hear
  6. His Anniversary
  7. The direct object <slightly fruity>
  8. Have You Tried...
  9. Elephants Memory - Touching Story.
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26th of July Topics of the day:
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  1. A.Word.A.Day -- MONDEGREENS
  2. Quote of the Day...
  3. July 26th - Americans with Disabilities Act Birthday
  4. Tonights THE Night
  5. That Many???
  6. It Doesnt???
  7. Ethical Behavior For Patients
  8. At the hospital
  9. Cajun humor
  10. WOMENS ASS SIZE STUDY (2005 Cdn.)
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27th of July Topics of the day:
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  1. Quote of the Day...
  2. July 27th - Take Your House Plants for a Walk Day
  3. Pcturesque Words
  4. Poke
  5. Study hard
  6. Overtime On Meter
  7. The Puzzle
  8. Would I Lie To You???
  9. Warning From Pakistan
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28th of July Topics of the day:
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  1. Quote of the Day...
  2. July 28th - Summer Vacation Week
  3. $680.00 < ADULT >
  4. Pilots And The Maintenance Crew
  5. New Drug
  6. Shalom
  7. Feeding Pigs
  8. That Dang Liberal Media
  9. There may be some hope for the younger generation after all!
  10. A Member of Parliament.
  11. The Presidential Yacht
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29th of July Topics of the day:
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  1. Quote of the Day...
  2. July 29th - Powerball Lottery Prize Day
  3. Ping Pong
  4. History in the Future
  5. A funeral procession
  6. Dont Listen
  7. At the Swimming Pool
  8. Cant Take It With You
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30th of July Topics of the day:
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  1. Quote of the Day...
  2. July 30th - National Parents Day
  3. Polish Sausage <Possibly Offensive To Poles Or Hardware Store Owners>
  4. Taking Advice
  5. Supermarket surround sounds
  6. Piano Man
  7. Medical Bills
  8. Trying it on
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31st of July Topics of the day:
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  1. Quote of the Day...
  2. July 31st - Make a Budget Day (Adultish)
  3. Send Me The Bill
  4. In Case Of Emergency....
  5. Is This Mike On?
  6. License
  7. Proper Verbiage
  8. The hair cut
  9. All of Me
  10. Purina Diet <Adult>
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