The Humor List Postings for May 2006

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This is both an index of the text and zip files for the month and a day by day listing of the joke titles. If you are looking for a particular joke, search for the words in its title using the browser find command.

Below is a list of the links for each day. Each link will bring you to the Topics for that day. Each day will also have a link to the .txt, .zip and HTML files for that day

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At the end of all the topics is a table of links to all the months for the year of this index.
1st of May Topics of the day:
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  1. Quote of the Day...
  2. May 1st - May Day
  3. What Kind of Doctor?
  4. Faultless...
  5. CARROTS: Healthy?
  6. Luggage
  7. The perfect plan
  8. The Rules
  9. The Gentile and the Matzoh
  10. Traffic Report for April 2006
  11. Fwd: : Star Wars - The Musical
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2nd of May Topics of the day:
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  1. Quote of the Day...
  2. May 2nd - Mental Health Month
  3. How to irritate Bill Gates
  4. The Sea Squirt
  5. SPAM!!!!
  6. Is That...?!
  7. The ten winners
  8. Sales Pitch
  9. Mole Family
  10. Accounting For Bad Taste
  11. birth control >adult<
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3rd of May Topics of the day:
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  1. Mothers Day
  2. Quote of the Day...
  3. May 3rd - Camel Insurance Day
  4. A Priest, A Minister, And a Rabbi
  5. What A Night!!! <adult>
  6. Worst Memory
  7. Sound familiar?
  8. In Church
  9. athletic cup
  10. K E S O
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4th of May Topics of the day:
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  1. Quote of the Day...
  2. Mother Nature <Adultish>
  3. Mothers Day II
  4. Undocumented?
  5. May 4th - Relationship Renewal Day
  6. Playful Plates
  7. The Ex wife
  8. Scientific Phrases - What They Say and What They Mean
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5th of May Topics of the day:
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  1. Quote of the Day...
  2. Cinco de Mayo with Your Pants On
  3. =?utf-8?Q?May_5th_-_Cinco_de_Mayo_=E2=80=93_or_fifth_of_May._?=
  4. A Terribly Treacherous, Tortuous, Tongue Twister
  5. NAwlins
  6. Good Lord!
  7. In the Emergency Room
  8. Hunting Trip
  9. Definitions for Parents <an oldie>
  10. The Last Word <may confuse Liberal Arts Grads>
  11. The ultimate joke encyclopedia - King Arthur
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6th of May Topics of the day:
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  1. Shoe Sales
  2. Quote of the Day...
  3. May 6th - Works Progress Administration Anniversary
  4. Blubbery Blunder
  5. If Jimi Hendrix Had Allergies....
  6. Bring Out the Animal in You!
  7. She already knew that!
  8. How to get leave
  9. Quotes of the Week 05-06-06
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7th of May Topics of the day:
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  1. MOTHERS DAY
  2. Wonder No More....
  3. 18 Bottles Of Whiskey
  4. Quote of the Day...
  5. Speaking Of Golf...
  6. May 7th - American Medical Association Birthday
  7. Chinese torture
  8. Things Id Like to Hear
  9. quod erat interrogandum
  10. Practical Jokes
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8th of May Topics of the day:
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  1. More Practical Jokes
  2. May 8th - Websters American Dictionary Birthday
  3. Quote of the Day...
  4. A Different Fate...<ADULT>
  5. Cookin On Cruise Control!!! <Disgusting, but Cruise-alicious!!>
  6. Urban Dictionary < hip hop // Language Warning >
  7. Blonde Riders
  8. Mother-esque Quotes
  9. On a tour
  10. Words from Women
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9th of May Topics of the day:
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  1. Patrick Kennedy // Media Coverage
  2. May 9th - National Teacher Day
  3. The Three Legged Chicken
  4. Quote of the Day...
  5. Some Thoughts on the Decline of American Culture
  6. Two Couples
  7. A childs prayer
  8. Grandchildren...
  9. More New Drugs on the Market
  10. Lincolns Texasburg Address
  11. Gifts for Rabbi (oldie plus goodie)
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10th of May Topics of the day:
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  1. Quote of the Day...
  2. One-Liners
  3. Be Very Careful What You Ask For...
  4. May 10th - Golden Spike Day (Adultish) UGA Contributor too!
  5. Trickle-Down Economics Explained !!!
  6. Two Cartons
  7. Why A Ship Is Called "SHE" <sexist>
  8. Politics [ADULT language]
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11th of May Topics of the day:
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  1. MOMS HINTs
  2. Quote of the Day...
  3. May 11th - Cats Musical Birthday
  4. The Book Of Wife
  5. Always Thinking Of Us......
  6. 2 Blondes Shopping
  7. White Boy
  8. Hospital patients
  9. Perhaps(adult)
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12th of May Topics of the day:
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  1. May 12th - Limerick Day (actually clean!)
  2. A Duck And A Biscuit Box
  3. Who Listens To Polls?!?
  4. Quote of the Day...
  5. Two IT Guys
  6. Political freedoms
  7. A Hockey Tale
  8. Voters in Los Angeles // House of Representatives
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13th of May Topics of the day:
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  1. Quote of the Day...
  2. May 13th - Leprechaun Day
  3. The Discovery.....<Adultish>
  4. The Evolution of Moms
  5. POLITICAL FREEDOMS..... in YOUR country!
  6. The Ferrari
  7. I am really an UP person
  8. Top Quotes of the Week 05-13-06
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14th of May Topics of the day:
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  1. Any day is a good day to have a mother -- Ashleigh Brilliant
  2. May 14th - Mothers Day
  3. Quote of the Day...
  4. The Explorer
  5. HAPPY MOTHERS DAY !!!!
  6. Mothers Day Funnies
  7. Spies
  8. Mothers advice
  9. I have elected to solve the problems as they affect me
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15th of May Topics of the day:
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  1. You look terrible
  2. May 15th - Natl Police Officers Memorial Day (Natl Police Week) (ADULT!!)
  3. Sam The Butler
  4. Gun Lovers Protection Act
  5. Quote of the Day...
  6. A few groaaners
  7. In Line
  8. George gets drunk <sexist>
  9. Immigrant Boycott
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16th of May Topics of the day:
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  1. Quote of the Day...
  2. BUT WAIT!!!! ... Theres MORE!!!
  3. May 16th - Nickels Birthday
  4. Beating The System?
  5. Not What It Used To Be....
  6. Limericks by Cynthia MacGregor
  7. Modern Suburbia?
  8. Age <insensitive>
  9. A Q and A
  10. Yes ... another damned BROKEBACK MOUNTAIN joke!
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17th of May Topics of the day:
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  1. May 17th - Kentucky Derby Birthday (Adultish)
  2. Quote of the Day...
  3. Cannibals
  4. Dja Ever Wonder...?
  5. Injured Golfer
  6. Discarded
  7. Four men in a car
  8. Da DiVinci Code 1
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18th of May Topics of the day:
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  1. Quote of the Day...
  2. May 18th - Visit Your Relatives Day
  3. The Peanut <ADULT>
  4. BE SILENT!
  5. Vacation Suggestions ... By Profession
  6. Marriage
  7. Infidelity
  8. Share & Share Alike....?
  9. intruder
  10. Da DaVinci Code II
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19th of May Topics of the day:
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  1. Soy // Vitamin E
  2. Quote of the Day...
  3. May 19th - Department Store Day
  4. From Bad To Worse <ADULT>
  5. Americas Energy Future
  6. Not A Toy
  7. The Beggar
  8. Living wills
  9. Da Divinci Code
  10. Achoo!!
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20th of May Topics of the day:
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  1. May 20th - National Transportation Week
  2. From Bad To Worse <ADULT>
  3. Quote of the Day...
  4. Drinking [ADULTISH language]
  5. "A Bad Day Fishing ...." etc, etc.
  6. Ive Been to Africa
  7. A Simple Answer
  8. Smart Kid!
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21st of May Topics of the day:
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  1. May 21st - Gemini (the twins)
  2. FORE!
  3. Andys Wife
  4. Quote of the Day...
  5. My Son
  6. New Euphamism of the Year candidate
  7. Sunday Mornin Qs & As
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22nd of May Topics of the day:
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  1. May 22nd - National Maritime Day
  2. Quote of the Day...
  3. A Math Teachers Story
  4. One-Liners
  5. One Sons Nightmares
  6. The value of a good drink
  7. A Womans Daily Prayer <sexist>
  8. The Old Tailor (Possibly offensive to restaurateurs)
  9. ADVENTURES IN GOOD GOVERNING
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23rd of May Topics of the day:
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  1. May 23rd - Father of the Mental Healths Birthday
  2. Quote of the Day...
  3. Two Girlfriends
  4. Uh oh.... IM LATE!
  5. Pearls For Her Birthday
  6. Truisms
  7. At the Dry-cleaners <adult>
  8. A Dog Named Sex
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24th of May Topics of the day:
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  1. Quote of the Day...
  2. May 24th - Brothers Day
  3. Inside A Transylvanian Bar
  4. Singin A Sad Song
  5. Eye Contact
  6. Blind Date
  7. Old Man Blumberg
  8. The employment of females
  9. win win situation
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25th of May Topics of the day:
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  1. P O T A T O E S
  2. Quote of the Day...
  3. Bowl Of Plenty
  4. Hello??
  5. Not The Kind Of Outfit She Meant!
  6. School Days <Language>
  7. Where is Jesus? <may be off. to the religious>
  8. May 25th - Star Wars Birthday
  9. An Agnostic Walks Into A Bar...
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26th of May Topics of the day:
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  1. MORE BULLETIN BLOOPERS
  2. Quote of the Day...
  3. Oh, If Only It Were This Easy!
  4. May 26th - Draculas Birthday
  5. The Braggarts Comeuppance
  6. Tenants Problems
  7. Two prawns
  8. Breaking News
  9. silence is golden
  10. You get what you ask for
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27th of May Topics of the day:
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  1. Quote of the Day...
  2. Passport Photo
  3. May 27th - Designated Driver Memorial Day Weekend
  4. Texan Temerity
  5. Cold, Hard Cash
  6. Expectations
  7. The Auction
  8. The NOA
  9. The First Medical Condition
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28th of May Topics of the day:
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  1. May 28th - Sierra Club Birthday
  2. Quote of the Day...
  3. This had to be written by a man [adultish]
  4. The Staff Of Life
  5. Sunday School
  6. Punny You Should Mention That
  7. California in 1850
  8. Only in Canada. <Or is it?>
  9. Two old ladies
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29th of May Topics of the day:
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  1. Quote of the Day...
  2. A G E
  3. May 29th - Memorial Day
  4. Aphorisms
  5. A Day To Remember....
  6. Golf Fight
  7. Are you a Democrat, a Republican, or a Southern Republican?
  8. IF MY BODY WERE A CAR
  9. Rednecks <stereotype>
  10. Dangling Participles
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30th of May Topics of the day:
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  1. Quote of the Day...
  2. Other Ways To Burn Calories
  3. NEWSPEAK
  4. May 30th - Fountain of Youth Day (HUMOR LIST BIRTHDAY)
  5. What is that? <adultish>
  6. Rules for civilians [Language]
  7. HOW TO YELL AT A LIBERAL ...
  8. Things That Could Happen < =?iso-8859-1?Q?Resqu=E9=3E?=
  9. Quote of the Day...
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31st of May Topics of the day:
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  1. May 31st - Lady Godiva Day
  2. More Cannibals
  3. Im Sorry, Dear, What?
  4. Men Are Happier
  5. Cajuns
  6. P & M
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