The Humor List Postings for February 2006

Updated on Tuesday, May 22, 2007 at 09:39 AM
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This is both an index of the text and zip files for the month and a day by day listing of the joke titles. If you are looking for a particular joke, search for the words in its title using the browser find command.

Below is a list of the links for each day. Each link will bring you to the Topics for that day. Each day will also have a link to the .txt, .zip and HTML files for that day

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At the end of all the topics is a table of links to all the months for the year of this index.
1st of February Topics of the day:
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  1. How Rude
  2. Gone Fishing
  3. February 1st - Leavenworth Prison Birthday
  4. Quote of the Day...
  5. Hey, Honey....
  6. What Day Is This?
  7. The most functional English language word [ADULTISH LANGUAGE]
  8. Waitresses <insensitive & politically incorrect>
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2nd of February Topics of the day:
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  1. Fifty Ways To Lose Your Blubber
  2. Quote of the Day...
  3. Politeness Counts
  4. February 2nd - Groundhog Day
  5. PNN Breaking News
  6. Chicken Little
  7. Andy Rooney
  8. Ways to stay stressed
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3rd of February Topics of the day:
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  1. Quote of the Day...
  2. Bumperstickers on the U.S.S. Enterprise
  3. February 3rd - American Paper Money Day
  4. FIRST STEP: admitting it
  5. Secret Code Names
  6. Voices
  7. My kind of Doctor!!!
  8. Chicken
  9. boxing
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4th of February Topics of the day:
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  1. Jills Jewish Humor
  2. Quote of the Day...
  3. February 4th - Republican Party Name Day
  4. Top Quotes of the Week 92-04-06
  5. Truth In Titles?
  6. Signs Youre Geting Older
  7. This sounds about right to me!!
  8. Sad News
  9. Traffic Report for January 2006
  10. Vatican <adult&lang>
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5th of February Topics of the day:
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  1. Quote of the Day...
  2. New Words for These Times
  3. February 5th - Where Has All the Power Gone Day AND A BIRTHDAY!
  4. Tips for a Yankee Moving South
  5. You know youre living in 2006 when ...
  6. Join Me?
  7. Sniffer
  8. Good Golf
  9. Golf tee
  10. Abbott and Costello Revisited
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6th of February Topics of the day:
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  1. February 6th - Super Bowl Game
  2. Animal Jokes 02-06-06 Knock-Knock
  3. Quote of the Day...
  4. Understanding The Jargon
  5. Always Thought They Were Stupid!
  6. Looks
  7. Where Rock Stars Go When They Die
  8. cowboys & indains<off to gays>
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7th of February Topics of the day:
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  1. Danny
  2. February 7th - Dog Day USA
  3. Quote of the Day...
  4. Gettin Down To Business
  5. Another Daffynition
  6. The family
  7. Yet another blonde joke
  8. in common<adult>
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8th of February Topics of the day:
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  1. Cat Haiku
  2. February 8th - Grammy Awards (ANOTHER BIRTHDAY!)
  3. Quote of the Day...
  4. Cant Believe His Eyes <gross, off.>
  5. Arabian Fashion
  6. Rednecks
  7. Sound advice
  8. Medical problem <adult>
  9. teaching
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9th of February Topics of the day:
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  1. The Paralympics -&- a One-Liner from Groaners
  2. February 9th - Federal Narcotics Prohibitions Act Anniversary
  3. Quote of the Day...
  4. The Valentine Gift
  5. Research
  6. Wedding Wows (or woes?)
  7. Turbulent Times
  8. a Q. AND A.
  9. signs in a Synagogue
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10th of February Topics of the day:
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  1. Quote of the Day...
  2. Haagen-Dazs and Paul Newman
  3. "THIS CALL MAY BE MONITORED"
  4. February 10th - Mr. Z Rex Auction Day
  5. Are You A Golf Nut?
  6. Sexy Welsh <adult>
  7. Old persons medication
  8. This is being sent only to those whose level of maturity qualifies them to relate to it.....
  9. Code of Ethical Behavior For Patients
  10. A Boat Ride
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11th of February Topics of the day:
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  1. Quote of the Day...
  2. Quotes of the Weak 02-11-06
  3. Arent You...?
  4. February 11th - U.S. Hospital Day
  5. Prayer du jour <blasphemous>
  6. Fingernail Biting
  7. computer expert
  8. The Easy Diagnosis
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12th of February Topics of the day:
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  1. Competitive Nature // United Nations
  2. February 12th - Darwin Day
  3. Quote of the Day...
  4. THE ANSWER
  5. Assistance
  6. HANDY HINTS<adult&lang>
  7. Hand me downs
  8. Rumors
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13th of February Topics of the day:
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  1. Quote of the Day...
  2. Animal Jokes 02-13-06 Big Cats
  3. At the OB-GYN
  4. Tooney Qs & As
  5. At First I Was Afraid
  6. February 13th - Jesse James Bank Robbery Day
  7. retiree
  8. From the DRS mind of Marcus Bales
  9. Today thought
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14th of February Topics of the day:
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  1. Quote of the Day...
  2. February 14th - Valentines Day
  3. Oh, Valentine
  4. Things Not To Say On Your Valentines Date
  5. The Luge
  6. Dictionary for Decoding Womens Personal Ads <an oldie, sexist>
  7. Benny and Burns
  8. premature<adult>
  9. First choice
  10. DOGS
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15th of February Topics of the day:
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  1. physical-training program
  2. February 15th - Susan Brownell Anthony Day
  3. Quote of the Day...
  4. Whatre The Odds....?
  5. Sermon
  6. Blond hired guns
  7. Little Pauly <adult>
  8. The Rules <classic>
  9. Men are like
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16th of February Topics of the day:
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  1. February 16th - HEART-2-HEART DAY
  2. Quote of the Day...
  3. Laws Of Parenting
  4. The Bear Facts
  5. Top Ten
  6. Golf Rules (Adult)
  7. Ghost car
  8. Alien Woman
  9. Duck!! Its Dick!
  10. A and Q
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17th of February Topics of the day:
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  1. February 17th - American Postal Service Day
  2. The Plan
  3. Quote of the Day...
  4. Juan Cole: Top 10 Ways Iraq is like Harry Whittington
  5. New Secretary
  6. Electra Complex
  7. Financial woes
  8. No Child Left Behind
  9. Baseball Wisdom
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18th of February Topics of the day:
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  1. Backseat Driver
  2. February 18th - Cold Day in Hell
  3. Big Jake
  4. Quote of the Day...
  5. Health News
  6. Dear Diary
  7. TESTIMONIAL
  8. Father Murphy
  9. Bricks
  10. groups
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19th of February Topics of the day:
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  1. Steve Martin: Cheney Shoots Three Presidents in Oval Office Mishap
  2. Men vs. Women
  3. Dont Get Mad... (Language)
  4. February 19th - Pisces (Feb 19 - Mar 19)
  5. ZEN JUDAISM
  6. The Essay
  7. razor blades
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20th of February Topics of the day:
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  1. Jackie Mason, Comedian
  2. Revenge Is Sweet (ADULT)
  3. Animal Jokes 02-20-06 Snakes
  4. Qs & As <adult>
  5. February 20th - Presidents Day (Adultish)
  6. History Made!
  7. Some were Surprised that The Old Perfesser could even read the clock on the wall
  8. teeth
  9. Quote of the Day...
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21st of February Topics of the day:
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  1. Whats your occupation? <ADULT>
  2. Older But....
  3. From A Kinsey Report
  4. Long Speech
  5. February 21st - National Ski Association Birthday
  6. Signs for Cubicle Doors [if they had em!]
  7. 105
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22nd of February Topics of the day:
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  1. Quote of the Day...
  2. I Dont Understand...
  3. Hey, Kids....
  4. V-P Cheneys shooting accident
  5. February 22nd - George Washingtons Birthday <Adultish>
  6. Trapped Again
  7. 39c Stamp
  8. the slap
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23rd of February Topics of the day:
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  1. Social Security in the USA
  2. Quote of the Day...
  3. February 23rd - Easy Divorce Day
  4. Contraception?
  5. 2005 Capital Steps Awards
  6. Alighieri
  7. How To Tell If Hes A Good Husband
  8. Justify? We Dont Need No Steenkin Justify!!!
  9. flying
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24th of February Topics of the day:
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  1. February 24th - Nylon Toothbrush Birthday
  2. Quote of the Day...
  3. Birth Rate...
  4. Buddies....
  5. The Imperfect Martini
  6. Go West!
  7. The Long and short of It
  8. doll>adult>
  9. TOILETS
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25th of February Topics of the day:
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  1. Quote of the Day...
  2. New TV Shows for WheelchairJunkies.com Coming This Spring
  3. Insights From The Sexual Revolution
  4. February 25th - Colt Revolver Birthday
  5. If Sex Was Sold In A Grocery Store <adult>
  6. Cows
  7. Victuals
  8. What Nationality Were Adam and Eve?
  9. wig
  10. Survivor - Michigan style
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26th of February Topics of the day:
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  1. Quote of the Day...
  2. February 26th - Blue Jeans Day
  3. turnip
  4. The Lucky Couple
  5. Todays Lesson at the Church Of Chuckles <prob. blasphemous>
  6. Acupuncture
  7. Polish sausage
  8. Terrible Accident
  9. It Could Be Worse
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27th of February Topics of the day:
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  1. Quote of the Day...
  2. More ways to tell if youre truly a Red Neck
  3. Mary Mary Quite Contrary...
  4. P-Birds
  5. PNN Breaking News
  6. Headstones
  7. The Bridge <ethnically offensive>
  8. February 27th - Psychic Detectives Day
  9. The biker (An oldie but goodie)
  10. Quotes
  11. cows
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28th of February Topics of the day:
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  1. Quote of the Day...
  2. 99c PORN FLICKs on VideoTape <<YES! Of course its ADULT...>>
  3. February 28th - Car Keys and Small Change Day (Adultish)
  4. Logic
  5. Old Growth?
  6. Got A Picture?
  7. Cannibals
  8. 7 reasons not to mess with children
  9. pauly gets married <adult, lang>
  10. LAST LINE TO YESTERDAYS COW JOKE SORRY
  11. The New Father
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