The Humor List Postings for January 2006

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This is both an index of the text and zip files for the month and a day by day listing of the joke titles. If you are looking for a particular joke, search for the words in its title using the browser find command.

Below is a list of the links for each day. Each link will bring you to the Topics for that day. Each day will also have a link to the .txt, .zip and HTML files for that day

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At the end of all the topics is a table of links to all the months for the year of this index.
1st of January Topics of the day:
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  1. January 1st - New Years Day - 2006
  2. New Years Resolutions <pt. 2>
  3. New Year Resolutions For Pets
  4. New Years Wishes
  5. The Duck
  6. Dave Barrys year in review -- By Dave Barry
  7. Quote of the Day...
  8. Failing grade
  9. Politically Correct Football
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2nd of January Topics of the day:
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  1. The Seven Dwarfs
  2. Animal Jokes 01-02-05 Horses
  3. January 2nd - No-Fault Divorce Day
  4. His fingers
  5. Early Marriage
  6. Quote of the Day...
  7. RECIPE TIME!
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3rd of January Topics of the day:
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  1. <No subject given>
  2. Quote of the Day...
  3. Persistent Vegetative State
  4. Prison Doctor
  5. Dancing Dog
  6. Gladdening of Hearts (Poss. offensive to clergy of all sorts)
  7. Traffic Report for December 2005
  8. There are only three
  9. Before And After Marriage
  10. Steeler fan
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4th of January Topics of the day:
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  1. January 4th - Someday Well Laugh about This Week
  2. Top Ten Signs Youre At A Bad Mall
  3. Quote of the Day...
  4. Hmmmm....
  5. Out Of Shape?
  6. Buying a Car
  7. Annual Traffic Report for 2005
  8. 12to1<adult>
  9. Its Hell Getting Old (Poss offensive to aged; sexual connotations)
  10. Admission Information Gathering in the News
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5th of January Topics of the day:
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  1. January 5th - National Bird Day
  2. EXCUSES
  3. Quote of the Day...
  4. If Jesus ...
  5. Psychology
  6. Pay Up !<Adult>
  7. Lawyers
  8. No, Really! The 2nd Remake is in the Theaters
  9. Writing
  10. new suit <adult>
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6th of January Topics of the day:
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  1. S I G N s
  2. Quote of the Day...
  3. NEW YEARS RESOLUTIONS
  4. January 6th - Great Northern Railway Birthday
  5. Sound
  6. The Friend
  7. The Director
  8. Lawyer dies
  9. Wild Ride
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7th of January Topics of the day:
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  1. A Man is Lost in the Desert
  2. Quote of the Day...
  3. January 7th - Fanny Farmer Cookbook Day
  4. WARNING! WARNING!!
  5. The Meaning of Prayer
  6. Sexual Harassment <insensitive>
  7. Brett Favre
  8. Blonde at post office
  9. I Want It Nasty!
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8th of January Topics of the day:
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  1. Mathematical Viewpoint <Adult Language>
  2. January 8th - The Kings Birthday (ELVIS)
  3. Quote of the Day...
  4. Important Warning
  5. Could You Help?
  6. How many kinds of boobies? <adult>
  7. Affirmations for Pessimists
  8. A minute
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9th of January Topics of the day:
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  1. Quote of the Day...
  2. New Rules for 2006
  3. Animal Jokes 01-09-06 Pandas to Pheasants
  4. Junior
  5. January 9th - Wheres the Beef? Day
  6. Adultish Q&A
  7. Calvin Coolidge
  8. The Oreo test
  9. The guy rules
  10. TWINS<adult&lang>
  11. Grampa
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10th of January Topics of the day:
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  1. Whatd you say?
  2. January 10th - Common Sense Day
  3. Pet Hamster
  4. Quote of the Day...
  5. Classical Music
  6. Three animals in a bar
  7. College Scene
  8. One day in Iraq
  9. Sign
  10. blood pressure
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11th of January Topics of the day:
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  1. January 11th - International "Thank You" Day
  2. Quote of the Day...
  3. time out
  4. Screwing {Adultish}
  5. Zero To 200 In 4 Seconds
  6. Emergency 911
  7. Snoring II
  8. Rogets Thesaurus
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12th of January Topics of the day:
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  1. January 12th - HALs Birthday
  2. Quote of the Day...
  3. P & M
  4. Only Then ...
  5. Snoring
  6. How Much?!?
  7. Birds and Bees<off.&adult>
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13th of January Topics of the day:
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  1. [More] Worlds Thinnest Books
  2. Quote of the Day...
  3. January 13th - Paraskevidekatriaphobia: Fear of Friday the 13th
  4. Hospital Visit
  5. Divine Right
  6. Religious Differences
  7. stir-fry
  8. Animal mating
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14th of January Topics of the day:
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  1. What!?
  2. January 14th - Assembly Line Birthday (Adultish Language)
  3. Quote of the Day...
  4. Must See TeeVee....?
  5. Aphorisms
  6. Top Ten Signs Youre In A Bad Sex Video <adultish>
  7. The String <groaner alert>
  8. dance
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15th of January Topics of the day:
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  1. The Ranks of a Hospital
  2. Quote of the Day...
  3. What Time Is It?
  4. January 15th - Basketball Day
  5. Dja Ever Wonder...?
  6. FDR
  7. Mayoral candidates
  8. Living Will
  9. twins
  10. 2 Rabbis
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16th of January Topics of the day:
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  1. Quote of the Day...
  2. Information?
  3. Animal Jokes 01-16-06 Frogs & Toads
  4. January 16th - Martin Luther King Jr.
  5. A letter from Human Resources
  6. Cab Drivers
  7. Playoff Time!!!
  8. sexual sofa
  9. Microsoft TV Dinner
  10. football joke
  11. January 17th - Benjamin Franklin Day ... how shocking! (Suggestively Sexual)
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17th of January Topics of the day:
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  1. Quote of the Day...
  2. Capitol Hill
  3. Good Idea....
  4. I dont want to go
  5. A Cats Computer Dictionary
  6. A special Bulletin from the Pentagor
  7. sailor<adult>
  8. Johnny & Jenny <suggestive>
  9. European Threat Levels
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18th of January Topics of the day:
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  1. January 18th - Thesaurus Day
  2. Quote of the Day...
  3. Confused
  4. Animal Game <adultish>
  5. Computers
  6. Four Psychiatrists
  7. Satan At Church
  8. Children
  9. golf
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19th of January Topics of the day:
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  1. January 19th - Cloning Patent Day
  2. Quote of the Day...
  3. Quick Q&A
  4. New Leadership
  5. Its A Great Job, If You Can Get It...
  6. Gringos
  7. Four religious truths
  8. Dolly Partons on pedagogy in mathematics
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20th of January Topics of the day:
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  1. TOASTS
  2. Aquarius (Jan 20 - Feb 18) - 11th sign of the Zodiac
  3. Quote of the Day...
  4. Going Out Of Business!!!!
  5. What it means to be British?
  6. First Visit
  7. How to say "I love you."
  8. endearing terms
  9. Mississippi Quarters
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21st of January Topics of the day:
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  1. January 21st - Concorde Commercial Flight Day
  2. not polite to make fun
  3. Quote of the Day...
  4. A New Man
  5. Any Idea?
  6. The new priest
  7. Gittin Hitched!
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22nd of January Topics of the day:
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  1. Quote of the Day...
  2. Mark and the Preacher-man
  3. January 22nd - Macintosh Computer Birthday
  4. At Sunday School
  5. Headlines in the Year 2056
  6. Old growth timber removal
  7. Praises and Glory!
  8. The Sermon
  9. Tequila
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23rd of January Topics of the day:
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  1. Quote of the Day...
  2. Animal Jokes 01-23-06 Cattle
  3. That Darn Lobbyist!
  4. January 23rd - U.S. Women Doctors Day
  5. Leather clothing <an oldie>
  6. Sports Handicaps
  7. Buzz Words
  8. Science through the eyes of students
  9. Titanic vs Clinton
  10. Would you like to dance
  11. Your choice
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24th of January Topics of the day:
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  1. January 24th - Canned Beer Birthday
  2. Quote of the Day...
  3. Fishy
  4. By The Hour <adultish>
  5. Stolen Car
  6. God on voice mail <prob. blasphemous>
  7. A Blonde Joke
  8. The gossip
  9. Henny Youngman Quickies
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25th of January Topics of the day:
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  1. January 25th - Slammer Virus Day (Happy Birthday Stan!)
  2. Quote of the Day...
  3. Giddyup, Cowboy!!! <off.>
  4. The Vatican Rag
  5. Yet another lawyer joke
  6. Face Transplant
  7. Whats he doing? {ADULTISH]
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26th of January Topics of the day:
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  1. January 26th - Televisions Birthday
  2. Quote of the Day...
  3. A Little Old Lady
  4. If Sex Was Sold In A Grocery Store...
  5. Aussies
  6. Serving
  7. From the Department of Semantics
  8. Winking
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27th of January Topics of the day:
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  1. Quote of the Day...
  2. SAFE?
  3. A Higher Form of Therapy
  4. Overslept!
  5. Were Listening.....
  6. January 27th - Electric Light Patent Day (Adultish)
  7. W pistol or a watch?
  8. Yuppie Classic
  9. The wonders of modern technology: phone sex lines
  10. Legacy of a Mafia Don
  11. The Harley <Language>
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28th of January Topics of the day:
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  1. Quote of the Day...
  2. JAZZ
  3. January 28th - World Record Marriage Day
  4. CANCELLED!
  5. Hmmmmmmmmm!!!!!
  6. Pissed Off!
  7. School Days
  8. The Welsh farmer
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29th of January Topics of the day:
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  1. January 29th - Chinese New Year 2006 - Gung Hay Fat Choy!
  2. Stupid Quote of the Day...
  3. Resume Blunders
  4. Let Us Pray....
  5. The Young Minister
  6. The Farm boy {ADULTISH]
  7. Seeing Eye Dogs
  8. The Transplant
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30th of January Topics of the day:
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  1. You might be a bad cook if....
  2. Quote of the Day...
  3. Animal Jokes 01-30-06 Fictionary
  4. Jumpin Jive
  5. My new LEXUS [Adult language}
  6. Rude
  7. January 30th - Yogi Bear TV Show Birthday (might be offensive to blondes)
  8. sayings
  9. Redneck Humor
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31st of January Topics of the day:
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  1. February 2, 2006
  2. Quote of the Day...
  3. January 31st - NATIONAL GORILLA SUIT DAY (Adult activities)
  4. A Porcine Tale
  5. Helpful (?) Hints
  6. The farmers sick cat
  7. Synchrony of Groundhog Day and President Bushs State of the Union
  8. So, Whatre YOU Doing Tonight?
  9. A.Word.A.Day--tokology
  10. horse
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