The Humor List Postings for December 2005

Updated on Tuesday, May 22, 2007 at 09:38 AM
The Humor List archives are being graciously hosted by Host995

This is both an index of the text and zip files for the month and a day by day listing of the joke titles. If you are looking for a particular joke, search for the words in its title using the browser find command.

Below is a list of the links for each day. Each link will bring you to the Topics for that day. Each day will also have a link to the .txt, .zip and HTML files for that day

Topics for December
1st 2nd 3rd 4th 5th
6th 7th 8th 9th 10th
11th 12th 13th 14th 15th
16th 17th 18th 19th 20th
21st 22nd 23rd 24th 25th
26th 27th 28th 29th 30th
31st        

At the end of all the topics is a table of links to all the months for the year of this index.
1st of December Topics of the day:
Txt File
Zip File
HTML File

  1. December 1st - Christmas Lights Day
  2. MARKETING
  3. Games Elves Play
  4. Affordable Cars
  5. Things to make you ponder
  6. Traffic Report for November 2005
  7. to true
  8. The "Duke"
  9. A Politically Correct Christmas Story
Return to day index
2nd of December Topics of the day:
Txt File
Zip File
HTML File
  1. December 2nd - Worlds Tallest Artificial Christmas Tree (ADULT)
  2. On Sale Now! <adult>
  3. Merry Christmas YAll!
  4. The Blind Date
  5. The New Version
  6. poss offensive to religious
  7. kids Xmas presents
  8. Zimmerman Brothers Butcher Shop
Return to day index
3rd of December Topics of the day:
Txt File
Zip File
HTML File
  1. December 3rd - Bake a Biscuit Day
  2. Be honest now
  3. Stealing Presents
  4. Christmas Parrot <mild adult>
  5. How To Impress a Client <mildly adult>
  6. Kinky sex<adult&off&gross>
  7. Kinky vs. Perverted
  8. Hospital Chart Bloopers
  9. Fun Times....
Return to day index
4th of December Topics of the day:
Txt File
Zip File
HTML File
  1. The Three Little Pigs
  2. December 4th - National Grange Birthday
  3. DAMN, ITS COLD!!!
  4. Twas A Florida Christmas
  5. Missing Bill Clinton
  6. Which fly is a football player? (a groaner)
  7. The Lion Tamer
  8. One Liners...
  9. A Drunks Night Before Christmas
Return to day index
5th of December Topics of the day:
Txt File
Zip File
HTML File
  1. Custody
  2. Hows that?
  3. F O O D
  4. A History Lesson
  5. looks JUST like his,father.
  6. To Advertise
Return to day index
6th of December Topics of the day:
Txt File
Zip File
HTML File
  1. What Did He Say?!? <adult!>
  2. Songs from the Mousies Hit Parade of Luv!
  3. A Soldiers Night Before Christmas
  4. Her love dress
  5. sex<adult>
  6. A Dr. Visit
  7. December 6th - Million Dollar Sales Day
Return to day index
7th of December Topics of the day:
Txt File
Zip File
HTML File
  1. A Procrastination Joke/Defination
  2. Aw Cmon, Ladies!! <adult>
  3. Have a Punny Christmas
  4. An AO-Hell Christmas
  5. Wal-Mart <morbid>
  6. The true meaaning of Christmas
  7. Birthday Facelift
  8. HMO
  9. December 7th - National Stress-Free Family Holidays Month
Return to day index
8th of December Topics of the day:
Txt File
Zip File
HTML File
  1. December 8th - Winter Flowers Day
  2. Fishing
  3. Silly Things To Do At Christmas
  4. His airline ticket
  5. lesbians jokes<off>
  6. Postoperative Instructions <adult>
  7. The War on Christmas??? <adult, off.>
  8. The Train Trip
Return to day index
9th of December Topics of the day:
Txt File
Zip File
HTML File
  1. December 9th - Miracles Happen Day
  2. Holiday Greetings
  3. About A Christmas Gift You Dont Like
  4. Animal Jokes of the Day 12-09-05
  5. Southern wisdom
  6. Some thoughts on food <Oldies, mostly>
  7. Guest Workers // Al Franken // Ashton Kutcher // Shakespeare
  8. Microsoft Bowl
  9. inflatable doll<adult&off to Muslims>
  10. The Worlds Shortest and Happiest Fairy Tale <mild adult>
Return to day index
10th of December Topics of the day:
Txt File
Zip File
HTML File
  1. Dispatch From the War on Christmas
  2. December 10th - Happy Birthday to Us!
  3. DAMN, ITS COLD!!! (part 2)
  4. Military Night Before Christmas
  5. The Hat
  6. Dracula
  7. Our Leader
Return to day index
11th of December Topics of the day:
Txt File
Zip File
HTML File
  1. Holiday Present
  2. December 11th - Jack Frost Day
  3. Christmas Quips
  4. Bless This Food.... <adult>
  5. Barometer of Knowledge
  6. Mercer Family Christmas
  7. logon
Return to day index
12th of December Topics of the day:
Txt File
Zip File
HTML File
  1. I never slept with a man until <adult>
  2. December 12th - National Drunk & Drugged Driving (3D) Prevention Month
  3. Animal Jokes of the Day 12-12-05 The Lion
  4. A Q and A
  5. Desertion
  6. A Mariness Night Before Christmas
  7. C-C-C-Cold!!!
  8. Red-Nosed Senator
  9. 2 <adult ones>
  10. Paying Taxes
Return to day index
13th of December Topics of the day:
Txt File
Zip File
HTML File
  1. Animal Jokes of the Day 12-13-05 Bears
  2. New Favorite Holiday Movies <adult>
  3. December 13th - Savings Bank Day
  4. Dear Friend, A Letter From Santa
  5. Q -&- A for Christmass
  6. Popcorn
  7. nursing?
Return to day index
14th of December Topics of the day:
Txt File
Zip File
HTML File
  1. Festivus for the Rest of Us: A Possible Alternative?
  2. Personal Ads
  3. Animal Jokes of the Day 12-14-05 School Daze
  4. December 14th - Miniature Golf Birthday
  5. The Politically Correct 12 Days Of Christmas
  6. At McDonalds
  7. Christmas Changes
  8. From Communist Russia with an Age-Old Theme
  9. Q and A<adult>
Return to day index
15th of December Topics of the day:
Txt File
Zip File
HTML File
  1. IRS Audit // Christmas
  2. Animal Jokes of the Day 12-15-05
  3. December 15th - National Firefighters Day
  4. General Good Cheer ?
  5. Signs Your Spouse Is Cheating With Santa
  6. Aa Kitty Kats Christmaas
  7. The 4 toughest questions women ask
  8. The (blond?) translator
  9. Getting older
Return to day index
16th of December Topics of the day:
Txt File
Zip File
HTML File
  1. Whats The Problem?
  2. December 16th - Boston Tea Party
  3. The War in Iraq
  4. Animal Jokes of the Day 12-16-05 Cats
  5. Up At The North Pole
  6. Australian Joke <adult>
  7. A humor thing
  8. Christmas Eve Accident
  9. blessed
  10. Whats Your Cat Doing for Christmas?
Return to day index
17th of December Topics of the day:
Txt File
Zip File
HTML File
  1. Christmas
  2. Wisdom
  3. Healthy Diet....
  4. December 17th - Pan American Aviation Day
  5. good,company<adult>
Return to day index
18th of December Topics of the day:
Txt File
Zip File
HTML File
  1. Bank Checks
  2. Your Eggnogs Too Strong
  3. Todays Sermon at the Church Of Chuckles
  4. Only in Texas
  5. December 18th - Happy Holiday Countdowns
  6. Jose<adult&lang>
Return to day index
19th of December Topics of the day:
Txt File
Zip File
HTML File
  1. Wood By-Product.... <adult>
  2. Animal Jokes of the Day 12-19-05
  3. Ah, Christmas
  4. In the Garden of Eden
  5. To all the kids who survived
  6. The Hanukkah Song by Adam Sandler
  7. Poopiepedia <lang, silly>
  8. December 19th - Happy Holiday Countdowns, Day 2
  9. giggled and smiled.<off to mentally dissabled>
Return to day index
20th of December Topics of the day:
Txt File
Zip File
HTML File
  1. December 20th - Happy Holiday Countdowns, Day 3
  2. Letters From The Past....
  3. Have A Punny Christmas
  4. Good King Wenceslas
  5. Panties
  6. The Chanukah Song, Part 3, also by Adam Sandler
  7. Why we send jokes
  8. Famous Mothers
Return to day index
21st of December Topics of the day:
Txt File
Zip File
HTML File
  1. Coincidence??
  2. December 21st - Happy Holiday Countdowns, Day 4
  3. O, Christmas Tree....
  4. The Duel
  5. Elf Burn-Out
  6. Contact lenses
  7. A question and answer
  8. Low-cost wireless security system
  9. humor & cookies
  10. Facts of Life
Return to day index
22nd of December Topics of the day:
Txt File
Zip File
HTML File
  1. December 22nd - Capricorn (Dec 22 - Jan 18)
  2. Rehab Docs // Miracle Drug // Specialist
  3. CHEERS!!!
  4. Fwd: Animal Jokes of the Day 12-22-05 Kangaroos to Koalas
  5. What If It Had Been 3 Wise WOMEN??
  6. The Burglar
  7. An oldie but goodie
  8. steak
Return to day index
23rd of December Topics of the day:
Txt File
Zip File
HTML File
  1. Holiday Groaners
  2. Canine Bumper Stickers
  3. Decorating <adult>
  4. Twas The Night Before Christmas - Hippie Style
  5. Lost Luggage
  6. December 23rd - Happy Holiday Countdowns, Day 6
  7. An Old Man
  8. Irate Air Traffic Controller
  9. Settler
Return to day index
24th of December Topics of the day:
Txt File
Zip File
HTML File
  1. Physics Carol
  2. Workin The Beat at Christmas Time
  3. The True Story Of Christmas
  4. Christmas Quips
  5. December 24th - Happy Holiday Countdowns, Day 7
  6. A Seasonal Repeat Posting
  7. Merry Christmas
Return to day index
25th of December Topics of the day:
Txt File
Zip File
HTML File
  1. Coal Now Too Expensive To Put In Christmas Stockings
  2. December 25th - Happy Holiday Countdowns, Day 8
  3. The Nativity
  4. Che Cajun version
  5. Illegal Alien
  6. Save Or Give?
Return to day index
26th of December Topics of the day:
Txt File
Zip File
HTML File
  1. Close --but-- NO CIGAR
  2. Women Fighters
  3. Til Next Year....
  4. December 26th - Happy Holiday Countdowns, Day 9
  5. Top 10 Most Romantic Misspellings & Errors
  6. Twas The Day After Christmas
  7. P Puppy Dogs Christmas Rules
  8. Physics joke <only funny to people familiar with the uncertainty principle>
  9. bad newst or terrible news
Return to day index
27th of December Topics of the day:
Txt File
Zip File
HTML File
  1. Animal Jokes of the day 12-27-05 Dogs
  2. Signs Youre Not Going To Be Named Time Magazines Person of the Year
  3. Lookin Good!!!
  4. Senior Bus Trip <adultish>
  5. December 27th - Happy Holiday Countdowns, Day 10
  6. The Week After Christmas
  7. Things Overheard While Having Sex<adult>
Return to day index
28th of December Topics of the day:
Txt File
Zip File
HTML File
  1. December 28th - Happy Holiday Countdowns, Day 11
  2. Queer TV Top 10 <<< ADULT >>>
  3. Intelligent Design? <off., blasph.>
  4. Shoes
  5. Dinner Invitation
  6. Im Only A Poor Preacher
  7. The Farm Boy
  8. revived their marriage
Return to day index
29th of December Topics of the day:
Txt File
Zip File
HTML File
  1. Diamond [ahem!] Ring
  2. December 29th - Happy Holiday Countdowns, Day 12
  3. NYC Transit Strike - The Final Deal
  4. Things Women Want to Hear, but Never Do <oldie>
  5. Things Men SHOULDNT Say At Victorias Secret
  6. THE PLAN<off. to democrats>
  7. Working dogs
  8. Coded message from Osama <adult>
Return to day index
30th of December Topics of the day:
Txt File
Zip File
HTML File
  1. Hes not your real father?
  2. Hes Bugging Me....
  3. Plastic Surgery
  4. Old Age for Seniors
  5. December 30th - Happy Holiday Countdowns, Day 13
  6. Milkman Notes
  7. Elephant For Sale
  8. virgin<adult>
Return to day index
31st of December Topics of the day:
Txt File
Zip File
HTML File
  1. An Eye for an Eye
  2. December 31st - Happy Holiday Countdowns, Day 14
  3. Quotes of the Week
  4. New Years Resolutions <pt. 1>
  5. Typographical blunders
  6. Scared To Sleep
  7. Irish new year
  8. Quote of the Day...
Return to day index

Return to month Index

2005 Indexes

January February March April
May June July August
September October November December